Escort Reports

**MotiHappy78** · 10-30-24 14:05

Provider ads link? Thanjs.

Originally Posted by FanOfSluts [View Original Post]

Felt pretty good about her after the posts I saw, so I set up a half hour with her this evening. Big mistake, this was one of the most disappointing dates I've had in 2 decades in the hobby, and very similar to the date that led me to take a long break from it. I half-expected Ashton Kutcher to jump out of a bush on my way out, and tell me I'd been punked. Idk if I've been spoiled by the girls I used to see or what, but it's hard for me to imagine the girl I saw tonight getting positive reviews. We agreed to $200 for hh, to include GFE, dfk, BBBJ, and bb Greek--all of which she specifically agreed to. Now, the good and bad.

The good: she's got a nice little spinner body with no baby damage, and there are no obvious signs of drug use. That's pretty much it.

The bad: where to start? First, she met me at the door in sweatpants, a t shirt, and no makeup--kind of a pet peeve for me, especially for $200/ hhr, but I was willing to overlook that. I should've taken that as an indication of the effort she'd put into the date, and walked away. As soon as she had the money, she started casting doubt on whether Greek would work, and wasn't at all receptive to dfk. I told her I'd warm her up for Greek while she did the BBBJ, but after 2 minutes of what was basically a handjob while half-heartedly sucking the very tip, she got on all fours and told me to lube up and try it. I knew it wouldn't work, because she was closed up tighter than a snare drum and I'd barely had a chance to warm her up, but I tried for a while anyway, until she said it wouldn't work and I should just put it in her pussy. That's not what I came for, and I don't do pussy without a condom on account of not wanting to knock up a provider. So she tried a little more BBBJ, but I was already losing interest and it wasn't any good anyway. After a couple minutes, I gave up and got dressed and left. Didn't even get my nut.

By contrast, I'll be seeing one of my favorites next week, Ryder from Toledo (she also posts here and in Ann Arbor). She's hot, sweet, makes me feel like the center of her world for that half hour, and absolutely rocks my world every time: sloppy, gagging deepthroat, facefucking, and cfs in several positions, with max effort and usually with facial or cim to finish--for the very same $200/ hhr. The only drawbacks are that she doesn't do Greek, and scheduling can be tricky because she has a life outside the hobby. But at least I'll feel amazing afterwards, and not pissed off.

YMMV and all that, but under no circumstances would I ever recommend seeing the girl in Roseville. I've gotten better effort from a $30 SW in Toledo for God's sake.

**MotiHappy78** · 10-30-24 13:59

I haven't asked for, but most likely NO.

Originally Posted by JDoe0525 [View Original Post]

Does she allow daty or fiv?

**Simp5050** · 10-30-24 13:56

Originally Posted by Formula382 [View Original Post]

HAD A VERY SINULAR EXPERENCE She opened the door looking very plain Wet hair no personality not sensuous at all, Gave an extremely lack luster BBBJ Preferred bb for everything I didn't.

Didn't say anytging no sounds or anything The only thing she said is did you cum yet Never met anyone so mechanical Could have been a mannequin A complete waste of time and money Never Never Never again.

Pretty much the same here.

If you want mechanical PIV bare or covered sex with a petite thin spinner, go for it.

Otherwise, she'll tell you she'll do everything and 1/2 ass it all.

Hell, even the sex was a turn off b / c she was basically uninterested.

"Finished yet?

**Moe2056** · 10-30-24 13:08

Seeing a handful of providers on LC with a location 94 / Moross or Harper Woods. Anyone partake? I recall a few months back there was some discussion about a trap house and how it was super sketchy. I know I can reach out on my own, but didn't want a ton of hassle if I was messing with something like that. Any feedback would be appreciated. A few posts.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/178224726

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/178221231

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/178224497

**EvanAdamson** · 10-30-24 11:03

My friend told me a story about how he went to Quality Inn on Telegraph rd. In Southfield to visit the latinas. Managed to check rooms 215,217 and 333 all on the same trip. He walked out of all of them after door open. The women were overweight and maybe 3/10 max. The lady in room 215 was 50+ years old, probably cuban. Sent him next door to 217, where the girl was way younger, but 4'10 and 200 Lbs. 333 wasn't much better either. All of them faked pics. Wasted his time.

**JDoe0525** · 10-30-24 09:44

Originally Posted by MotiHappy78 [View Original Post]

The pic is most accurate, and young and good looking face, but a little skinny than the photos, if she can get some weight back, could be a model like and better than most providers in EROS.

Damage is 140 QV 180 HH 400 HR (include massage).

Everything is covered and NO kiss.

I think I will repeat.

She is in the Belleville Area.

Does she allow daty or fiv?

**BeepBop** · 10-29-24 15:20

She double books a lot and higher volume but is legit.

Originally Posted by FanOfSluts [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...e/583474439690

Here's another that caught my eye, anyone have experience with her? She looks and sounds promising enough that I might check her out even without info, but I always feel better with a review or 2.

**DrCrisp** · 10-29-24 10:59

Originally Posted by FunnyBoner [View Original Post]

Is this the same Misty that all the scam reports are about? All the links associated with those scam reports are dead and I can't get a feel for this one.

TIA.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/178148426

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7344479984

-fb.

It is not the same as the scammer. She is legit BTW.

**FunnyBoner** · 10-28-24 17:16

Originally Posted by MotiHappy78 [View Original Post]

The pic is most accurate, and young and good looking face, but a little skinny than the photos, if she can get some weight back, could be a model like and better than most providers in EROS.

Damage is 140 QV 180 HH 400 HR (include massage).

Everything is covered and NO kiss.

I think I will repeat.

She is in the Belleville Area.

Thank you for the info and reassurance. I'll keep trying.

**XirCom** · 10-28-24 17:08

Originally Posted by PimpDaddy83 [View Original Post]

Anything around warren? Or is that a no no, some gent said he don't play in warren.

What'd close by? Detroit? Anything good around here? Bbw? No drama.

Pm me.

Ill return YNt favor in ohio areas.

A.

AM Healing spa in Sterling Hts would probably be your best bet given short notice. FS good looking girls. Been there many times. Just google it.

**FunnyBoner** · 10-28-24 17:07

Is this the same Misty that all the scam reports are about? All the links associated with those scam reports are dead and I can't get a feel for this one.

TIA.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/178148426

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7344479984

-fb.

**Zippy23** · 10-28-24 16:59

Originally Posted by Guyfromtoledo3 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/sexyblonde

Anyone see her lately? Worth the time? Avoid? Thanks.

I haven't seen her in a few years but was attractive. I think she is older than what she advertises. She is for real. Used to go by sexy shelly. I had fun and have been thinking about a repeat the only thing that has held me back was that she is long drive from where I live.

**MotiHappy78** · 10-28-24 15:48

The pic is most accurate, and young and good looking face, but a little skinny than the photos, if she can get some weight back, could be a model like and better than most providers in EROS.

Damage is 140 QV 180 HH 400 HR (include massage).

Everything is covered and NO kiss.

I think I will repeat.

She is in the Belleville Area.

Originally Posted by FunnyBoner [View Original Post]

I was sure hoping this one was real. Close AND Hot. What more could I ask for.

Alas she NEVER answers her texts or calls. I'm starting to believe she's TGTBT.

Someone tell me I'm wrong. Please.

**Telux9090** · 10-28-24 14:18

She's legit. Look for Emerald May in the search here and that name on Tryst. She didn't screen me that heavily so maybe her policies have changed recently. TLDR: She's not bad but nothing to write home about. Talks too much and those pics are very heavily filtered.

Originally Posted by BBM1979 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/178147778

This chick seems like a scam. When I contacted her and we agreed on a date later this week, she followed it up with some screening questions which seemed quite in depth. I was asked for my full name, full date of birth, what I do for a living and the company I work for. When I replied that respectfully I cannot answer her questions in that much detail, she declined to move any further. What else would she have liked to known about me? My mother's maiden name? SSN? Bank account info? I've never had a provider ask me questions that in depth.