Massage Parlor Reports

[YuhColoy]

OMG. New lineup and they have a young all natural Asian. Clothes don't do her body any justice. She took off a nice fit black dress and some gorgeous b/c teardrop popped out with a nice waist/hips and a cute little bubble butt. yum.

L1/ L2 was great. L3 was amazing because of her gorilla grip. But did complain and use the phone a lot.

[DariKing]

Her name is Mariana about to go see her tonight. Someone please tell me this chick isn't a bad lay, it would break my heart. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBj_B...F6cHN5c2RjOQ==.

Saw Mariana last night and it was a disappointment, I knew it was a gamble but she was so damn hot I had to try it out. First off a soulless hard L1. No L. 2 and the L. 3 was ok and the moaning was nice but she isn't very flexible. Her body is very hard and plastic like and she has some nasty bomb scars. You can't touch her boobs BTW I guess because they're still sore. She is nice to look at and has pretty feet but the nicest thing about the whole experience is that it was only $ . 60. I was so disappointed I saw Yuki right after and she immediately tried to upcharge me to $. $. I said $ . 60 and she said 30 minutes. Maybe it was late and she was tired but she didn't seem very into it at all. The L. 2 was decent but there was no kissing or BBBJ (not that I wanted it) but I expected it to be offered. The l. 3 was okay but she can barely get her legs up and that was frustrating. I've heard nothing but fantastic things about the Asians at orange. So this was a letdown her being only marginally better than Mariana. Good luck yall and keep posting I love our community.

[JonJon5456]

I called Orange's main line as I arrived and asked if Yuki was available and they told me yes. Thirty seconds later, I get to the door and she is not available. So the main line person is not trustworthy. There was a Latina standing there, and she had such a big ass! It would have been two of the Chinese girls asses! That might have been Divana. I told the storekeeper that I wanted Chinese and she said Mia was available, so I went with her.

I won't go into a big review since somebody just did one on her and it is accurate. I will say that we did a standing BBBJ which was awesome, and when she was done I told her I wanted more and she laid me on the bed and continued for a good few more minutes with very good technique. I was getting to that point, so I told her to grab the cover and then she used her mouth to put the cover on and went for a few more minutes with a CBJ. She was definitely into it. We did all the usual positions. She did not do any rushing. She was not a dead fish like some of the others right now. She has a good body. I would give her performance an 8.

[Zagal]

Her name is Mariana about to go see her tonight. Someone please tell me this chick isn't a bad lay, it would break my heart. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBj_B...F6cHN5c2RjOQ==.

Looks like Orange turned their comments off after some bad reviews for the Latinas they recruit there. I have not seen this girl yet, but I'm got a feeling she will be rushed, upcharge with her own made up prices, and just overall GPS syndrome LOL like I said just a feeling! Come back after tonight with your review and I hope you prove me wrong, because I'd love to see her if she's legit!

[Nowhere500]

Yeah same Luna. She also works Monday's at Vida 10-4 (They close early that day) Vida sucks though. It's A 1 person show like you have to wait or leave If that person's busy. No shower room or anything either. Not much of A fun experience honestly. Really Chloe sounds kind of sexy then. But Is she light skin or dark? She sounds kind of familiar what other spots she works at during the week. I did see some white lady at CTM she answered the door for me didn't stay her voice sounded England or British or something. Saw an older thicker Latina coming In must've been Mariana she looked 40's. Forgot about Perfect Archer their experiences for me have always been better than over at Orange Spa. Someone spoke to me about some bar Latina (Migrants) hang out at and look for guy's to bang for cash. I saw A thick Columbian also at Sunkiss but that place claims to be legit. If I find more Latina options I'll name.

Where is CTM?

[GeilePapa21]

I seen the new Latina at orange. Dead fish, and a bad attitude. Did the usual up charge attempt playing dumb like I don't know going rates LOL. Body is hard type plastic, no natural feel whatsoever. I'd rate it a solid 7/10 at best. Definitely has the GPS.

[ItsMeJeff]

How do I get orange spa to accept my insta follow? It's been a month or so and they still haven't.

[GMoney05]

Any body got a pic of her or a good description.

Well she's around 5'6-5'7 and some might find her fine and some might not think she's all that but her body Is nice. Nice Ass with leggings on and with her cheeks out. But her face well she has braces. 1 guy wrote she wasn't all that but her body was banging. Also helps big time If you know Spanish. Her English Isn't good at all. She looks lost and confused sometimes. But I'll say Luna Is A 8/10. Her Level 2 Is good for A Latina. Places like Orange their Latina's suck at sucking LOL. They have nice looking Latina's over at Chicago Men's Spa but the prices are very ridiculous and It's difficult finding parking. I forgot about AOL they have Latina's on Fullerton. But nobody seems to like that place and they refuse certain costumers sometimes. But try Luna for yourself everybody views her different. She's pretty cool but she could be rushy.

[Ohhi773]

Her name is Mariana about to go see her tonight. Someone please tell me this chick isn't a bad lay, it would break my heart. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBj_B...F6cHN5c2RjOQ==.

WHOA this girl is smokkin' hot! Please report back. I hope she's a good one.

[Moss734]

The regular one, not Perfect Xx81.

Seriously, why all the secret locations?

Archer Spa - 3181 S Archer Ave, Chicago, IL 60608.

Archer Perfect Spa - 3667 S Archer Ave floor 1st, Chicago, IL 60609.

They are both publicly advertised locations online with google reviews.

[DariKing]

Her name is Mariana about to go see her tonight. Someone please tell me this chick isn't a bad lay, it would break my heart. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBj_B...F6cHN5c2RjOQ==.

[ConfuciusMan]

I was driving on Belmont in the mood for a nice massage and some fun. I stopped at a Enjoy Life spa on 17 xx w Belmont. I walked in and was greeted by Claire. She was very friendly. I got the feeling I was going to enjoy myself. She has a nice spinner body. The way I like them. She gave me a great massage and on the flip. She made me very happy. I left her a good tip. She didn't ask for any amount. She was pleased with what I gave her. I will be back she also mentioned that she will get a new girl. She said cute and young. I told her to text me.

[GoForMoney]

Yeah same Luna. She also works Monday's at Vida 10-4 (They close early that day) Vida sucks though. It's A 1 person show like you have to wait or leave If that person's busy. No shower room or anything either. Not much of A fun experience honestly. Really Chloe sounds kind of sexy then. But Is she light skin or dark? She sounds kind of familiar what other spots she works at during the week. I did see some white lady at CTM she answered the door for me didn't stay her voice sounded England or British or something. Saw an older thicker Latina coming In must've been Mariana she looked 40's. Forgot about Perfect Archer their experiences for me have always been better than over at Orange Spa. Someone spoke to me about some bar Latina (Migrants) hang out at and look for guy's to bang for cash. I saw A thick Columbian also at Sunkiss but that place claims to be legit. If I find more Latina options I'll name.

Any body got a pic of her or a good description.

[JonJon5456]

What Archer spa was it.

The regular one, not Perfect Xx81.

[Eric1640]

Had a dream this week about Emily from SXL. I called ahead the day before and made an appointment. I opted for the hh for 60. Very good massage all in all. Allowed plenty of roaming. Petite. Medium length hair. Great head game. Took it all. Started out with CG. Finished in mish in the bag. 220 for the hh for a grand total of 280. Would definitely repeat. She was sweet. Great attitude.

Thanks to those of you who have answered questions for the newbies. Wanted to make sure to report back.

Eric.