Massage Parlor Reports

[DwDangerous]

I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.

I am from Charleston, WV, and have only been to Colimbus once in the last year. Got kinda a late start and didn't have time for the massage I was hoping to get. But I appreciate detailed reviews, and if anyone "accidently" DMs me erotica, no complaints. I am happy that other mongers are having fun, even if all I did was drive 4 hours for a 20 minute visit to your fair city. If anyone needs intel from my end, also happy to help. Your mileage may vary (literally)!

[BooBoo24]

Greeted by Lucy with her arms raised in the air from the end of hallway, "Welcooome!" Lucy is a little petite hottie, maybe in her 40's or 50's, but I really like what I see, Jesus she's pretty. It's. 7 for the HR here, but the massage table is really soft, they put like some topper on it that makes it super comfortable and the donut pillow for your face is like a cloud. Honestly, I've never been to a more comfortable place, seriously. When I laid down, it was like a bed. The tables here are second to none and there are candies and waters on the end tables, which is a sweet touch!

Really good massage from Lucy, she has some strong hands and knows what she is doing. She gets in all the crevices to loosen me up and then a smooth oil rubdown to melt me into the table. Wow. Her phone rang a few times and she answered it, but that never bothers me. Get your business, girl! I can tell she runs the joint.

At about the 30 min mark, she screams out in Mandarin to the other girl. Then after all that shit I can't understand she says, ". Handsome boy, handsome man." So I start chuckling, and she says, "You hear what I say?" I said yes. And she says, "What I say?" And I said, "You said handsome boy. " And she says, "I bring pretty girl for you. ".

The door pops open and this vision of a beauty named Abby is standing there in a tight black rock t-shirt ripped in the middle to show cleavage and a tight mini skirt. I'm like what the hell is going to happen right now?! Lucy leaves, and Abby walks over to the table, peels off the drape, and starts slowly waking up junior while she places her right knee on the table next to my arm. Her left leg is on the floor, so she is basically just opening her legs toward me. Junior is up now. And I reach behind to rub her inner thigh, then go up to pull her shirt down to see those sweet cans.

She pulls one out, I go back down under the skirt but she closed her leg to block the honeypot. No matter, junior shot at this point. Something about meeting someone for the first time, and she just jerks you off and leaves. Hahaha! The only thing I said to her was, "What's your name?" And the only thing she said to me was, "Abby. ".

She grabs a towel to clean me up and leaves. Back in the room comes Lucy. She finishes my session with an awesome head and neck and shoulder massage face up. Then she does my arms and legs and fingers and toes. All done. She said there is normally 3 girls there, the other girl was off.

I actually can't wait to go back, this was my favorite place. One of you dickheads called and pinged at like 9:50 pm, they close at 10 pm. Whatever. These two girls are so sweet and so hot, this will be my first repeat from the gauntlet. I want Lucy. Why are all these women that love me named Lucy? I want answers!!

Oh wait, this was just a dream, Ohio.

[BooBoo24]

So the card the gal gave me at ND was for SSS. Tucked in a good spot, pizza, coffee, and subs nearby. I've seen it advertised and was intrigued. West side spot, checked it out, drew Wendy. Older gal, stalky, not my type. But massage was very good, she knows what she's doing. Handshake was not sexy, but the job was done. I won't repeat, but if you want a top hard massage, check her out. I just don't like hard massages.

Was just dreaming though, Ohio.

[BooBoo24]

So I called LC by the burger place at like 8:05 pm, I was focused here for some reason. A gal with zero English answered and I asked if they close at 9 or 10? She says 9. So I called One More and she says they close at 10 pm. Then she says, "When you come?" And I say 40 min, and she laughs uncomfortably. So I say, "Too late?" And she says, "Come tomorrow. " Well, that ain't happening. Hahaha!

So I called ND on Hard and she said they're open until 10 pm and to come on over. Okay, I go, but they are busy yet again! She says it's a 20 min wait and I'm like nah, no worries. It's the same girl from the first time I tried and I find her totally sexy, in a GND kind of way. I want to stick my tongue in her asshole really bad, I have a feeling I won't stop going there until I do. Oh, wait, did I say that out loud? Hahaha! This time she hands me a card of a place where there is no wait and three girls. I'll TOFTT and investigate this later, but not tonight.

I decide I want to go see Emmy at SAM. So I head up, because I saw her a couple of months ago and she is so hot, with really good massage technique. But this time I was greeted by this gal named Coco, whoa. What a fucking smoke show! I peg her at 30 on the dot, what a jaw dropper. I don't care about age, for me it's more about service. But wow, this chick is fucking hot!

I buy an hour and the massage is really good, she has some magic hands. For real. This massage is incredible, I mean, incredible. I'm sort of dumbfounded by it, it's super sensual. She would rub her hands across my sides where there is no needed therapy. Just gliding her hands with oil very lightly, totally working me up, I love it.

Nice teasing and has me flip. She is only about OTC and played a lot of UTC defense, hahaha! She would smile at me every time she did. She used about half a bottle of oil on junior and it was just too much, so it took him a little while to throw up. These girls and their oil, I just don't fucking get it. She starts to back hand him and then she leans down to moan in my ear. Yum, getting closer. And right when he's about to spew, there is yelling from the other girl in Mandarin and Coco starts yelling back! I'm turned off at this but too late, I just start launching everywhere.

She didn't even know as she's talking to the other gal. So I'm done, she's still jerking, and she finally realizes it's over and says, "Oh!" She runs to get a towel and I'm looking everywhere like Stiller in TSAM, like where'd it go? Nothing got on me and there's nothing on the table, there's nothing anywhere!

She comes back giggling and points to the back of her shirt where it all landed. I said, "At least I'm your last customer!" She says ok, and I jump up to get dressed. I realize she shorted me 15 min, so I tip accordingly.

I dunno, I'd maybe repeat because she's so hot, but there are more fun options. I'll def repeat to see Emmy. I really like this place, though. It's so clean and they are so nice!

Then, I awoke Ohio, it was a nice dream.

[Break24]

Went in and was greeted by a middle aged woman, paid her and got take to the room to get undressed. After 5 min another lady came in, she went by Kaitlin? 30-40 Chinese lady with almost zero English. Round face, short and thick, not a looker but the massage was great (I asked for medium). I did not raise my ass when she gets her hand near my private part. Hand job was offered after the flip but I still declined, mostly because I just couldn't get hard looking at her so might as well as enjoying a good massage. She seemed disappointed but that's not my fault. $60 hr + $20 tip good price for a decent legit massage.

[BooBoo24]

I mean, New Dragon is like a 4 min drive from Angel, so it's not that out of the question if he's driving. That said, went to AM yesterday, and it was alright, and MT was very receptive to OTC and UTC, and was grinding on my head and getting herself off. Thought about asking for more after reading that long post, but really wasn't that into her.

I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.

[OtraVez]

Not sure how you came up with Dragon on Hard from that. I assumed SAM is Sun Asian Massage, which is on Billingsley. I thought AM is Angel Massage, which is literally right around the corner. You could easily walk from one to the other in five minutes. Dragon is several miles away and the OP said he could not do the wait there.

I mean, New Dragon is like a 4 min drive from Angel, so it's not that out of the question if he's driving. That said, went to AM yesterday, and it was alright, and MT was very receptive to OTC and UTC, and was grinding on my head and getting herself off. Thought about asking for more after reading that long post, but really wasn't that into her.

[Paradigm71]

You have to look through the post but it's Dragon Spa on Hard Rd.

Not sure how you came up with Dragon on Hard from that. I assumed SAM is Sun Asian Massage, which is on Billingsley. I thought AM is Angel Massage, which is literally right around the corner. You could easily walk from one to the other in five minutes. Dragon is several miles away and the OP said he could not do the wait there.

[BearsBuddy]

Exactly. What place is this?

You have to look through the post but it's Dragon Spa on Hard Rd.

[Dave3879]

That would require you to connect with her on Fb. Sound risky as hell. Also, unrelated but I find it hilarious how she keeps posting about "retiring" from her nursing career when I'm pretty sure her license was revoked LOL.

Yep, it's public record.

[GenericMan495]

I'm confused. Which place is this?

Exactly. What place is this?

[BooBoo24]

I had a fun time last week, so I've decided I'm going to do a gauntlet in Cbus, fuck it, let's see what's what. I just want to see what's around, I'm curious. And the investigation is kind of fun, because you can get some good surprises. But stupid red Ohio has me nervous about sharing, so I'm treading lightly.

I head to M road to check it. Walk in, no buzzer, but there's some old Asian dude sitting on the couch in the lobby with a mask on. Now, normally I would just bounce. But as I go to turn around I hear the, "Hellllllooooo!" This older petite beauty appears, wow! I ask, "Are you too busy, it's okay if you are?" I head-nod toward the old Asian dude as I'm asking. I don't know if he owns the place, I don't know if he's waiting, I don't know if he's a MT, I don't know what the fuck.

She grabs me quickly by the hand and ushers me back in the hall and throws me in the first room. She just motions with her hands to sit and hold on a sec, like she's dealing with something but don't leave. A minute or two later, she escorts one of you out, and whomever you were, you were very polite with your 'thank yous'. Good job!

Then there is some screaming in Mandarin, the two gals working there are screaming at each other, and I have no idea what is going on or what they are saying. Then I hear the gal that greeted me start yelling at this old dude in the front. He claims to only have 30 bucks and wants to find an ATM. She's not happy, stating something like, "You do this all the time, get out!" I realize she has a weirdo on her hands and I'm starting to think I should lend her a hand, but I'm a first timer and I don't want to get involved.

She (I think it was Cindy, totally hot) comes back in the room where I'm waiting and whispers something to me, but I didn't understand what she said. Then she whisks me back to the last room in the hall and closes the door. Now, I'm completely confused as to what is going on. Then this hot little number comes in and asks me how long. I'm like, do you have time for an hour? She has no idea what I just said. She asks me how long like 3 more times.

I'm trying to talk through HER translator, but it's not working well. Always control the translator, boys. Finally, she decides they are not busy and an hour is fine. So I try to relax, the yelling eventually stopped.

She comes in and says what's your name, baby? I pick my head up and tell her my awesome name (haha) and then ask hers, at which point she plants one on my cheek. Oh, yummy.

A little while in, she asks, "First time here?" And I want to gamble, so I say yes. She proceeds with a phenomenal massage, really good, strong hands. Teases really well, and junior is up. Then she gets the towel and wipes me down, so junior goes down. She puts a dry towel on me with more teasing and junior is back up. Then a customer pinged, and some more yelling, and junior goes back down.

She comes back in and has me flip, but junior is asleep now. She works him up, drops some oil on him and I rub her ass and move under her shirt. She exhales, "Uuuuhhhh" .and once junior is up, she looks at me and drops down for some little kissing and says, "You tip?" Of course, and she starts breathing all sexy while looking at me. I pull a globe out and it's over.

These two girls are fucking hot.

That was hot, I'm going back.

But it was all a dream, Ohio.

[RangerRed2]

Anyone try out these two ladies yet? They both look promising.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...787601499.html

Scratch that. Just saw a post on the other section.

[BearsBuddy]

Anyone try out these two ladies yet? They both look promising.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...787601499.html

I wrote a review under CL advertisers.

[RangerRed2]

Anyone try out these two ladies yet? They both look promising.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...787601499.html