Off-topic Reports

[Crush1238]

The Raiders continue to suck.

The A's suck.

Who next the Sacramento Kings?

Enough recycled Cali trash already.

[Member #6945]

Curious what secong phone number app folks use? Using phoner right now, but never know if the text just goes to their spam or never sent or they just haven't replied.

Try TextFree.

[Flight Time]

Curious what secong phone number app folks use? Using phoner right now, but never know if the text just goes to their spam or never sent or they just haven't replied.

[MobyCock]

I take reviews with a grain of salt, especially if there are less than 5. It is possible that they had friend do 1 they did a self review or 2. Maybe got a polarized review from some lop. Most importantly is YMMV, as with all things, one or two opinions is not enough to be scripture for everyone else, especially not for me. I have had better encounters, longer visits for less $$ and far more BBFS & swallow results since first visit than most reports from other guys indicate that they got or experienced. I am not the shit, don't have model looks I am very street wise educated enough to have great conversation on many subjects, and fucking hardcore bottom line, I look like no I am a guy you should not fuck with, and I am very respectable to others until they show me the wrong thing, I am not looking for that, but when it may happen, I come down two fisted right now, not next time or I would have or they better hope they don't see me again bullshit. I am not running my mouth, but as a very well known, but now left the state hooker used to introduce me to her associates. HE's the REAL Deal, the point is, Hookers, fuck women love that, they respect that, and I believe most want some or all of that in the man they are with.

Now for hookers that have pages of reviews, they lean towards a common theme, usually a good to great time. That to me is more plausible than less than five, especially knowing that many tricks are vindictive as all hell, and get butt hurt when they don't get all they want and more for $20 - you get my meaning, so It has ALWAYS made me wonder about guys that refuse to see any hooker that does not have reviews. But I am thankful. Because, there is a whole hell of a lot of gold out there. And much like real gold, when I find it, I don't go telling the world where it is at. I have met some amazing women, that are very low mileage due very much to not having reviews. Once they get those, they get jaded, too many cocks coming with too many demands and expectations fueled by what may or may not even be true. That doesn't even mention all the chumps that try and get pictures and beat off with no intention of showing up, or show with $20 knowing full well the rate is much more, then get pissed off she don't gratefully swallow since you brought any money at all, fucking hooker ought to be gratefull I brought money right? Wrong, if you (not you but the chumps) were so fucking desirable or good or anything a woman wanted to fuck, they wouldn't be paying for it at all. Some mother fuckers really think they are the shit. Even though if they look in the mirror, a lame lonely insecure ugly fuck is staring back.

I am not the hooker advocate or the mac rep for vegas, but I know how it goes, with hookers or with women that ain't hookers. Bottom line is YOUR mileage Will vary. If you for the most part interact well with women, never had trouble attracting their attentions, and you know when they target you, its not she smiled at me or THE WAY she smiled at me. You don't need to read reviews, you are going to get what you pay for, if you are one that really needs to pay for it, for what ever reasons, you get what you get, which aint much, just like when you don't pay don't be mad at the hooker, if you were a hooker would you fuck you for what you are paying? Seriously. Do chics that are not hookers want to fuck you? If not, than guess what, hookers don't want to fuck you either, and just cause you pay, you may not cum until you get home.

[Asobou]

Don't know if this should be posted here or in massage parlor thread so I'll put it in both. Skip the read where ever you see it second.

It's time for me to retire from the hobby. Call it buyers remorse or post nut clarity but I'm having more of of that feeling after almost every visit. Used to only be occasionally. Service has declined and prices aren't worth it to me anymore. I have a few regulars I'll continue to see at apartments or out of the spa, but I'm finished with chasing for the new.

Went to Bali Spa. Asked if they were busy and was told no. First I was ushered in and gave the 80 for an hour. I know the massage usually isn't for crap but it's still been a part of my chase and occasionally you will find one that will massage you half way decent. Also I know that the hour is usually cut short, but I like to see how close my request will be honored. After I gave my $ and shown to the room I was told it would be a 20 minute wait. I had just asked if they were busy!

After the wait, my "next up" draw entered the room. Ivey, of Vietnamese decent. Nice looking lady, average build, around C cup, litter thicker than average but not skinny or fat. Maybe around 5 minute light massage just long enough to get my back and legs covered with lotion. Straight to the boys for a 10 sec tease and then asked to flip.

She started negotiations at 250, FS. Told her that was to much and offered less. (250+80=330. Can hit a Kagency and get better service and full hour for 320) She dropped a little and I told her I still didn't have that much. She asked what I had and we settled at 190. She followed me to my wallet and watched to make sure that's all I had. Never let them see your wallet or they will want more. (I had more in another pocket if she performed well) She took the 190 and told me to bring more next time. Honey! There will be no more next time unless you treat me better and give exceptional service. She left to go get supplies and returned. Started to apply the cover. My mistake for not clarifying during negotiations that I expected BBBJ. She rejected my request but did lick the shaft once up and down, never entered her mouth but kissed the jewels, then the cover went on. Maybe 1 minute CBJ then she lubed up and hopped on. She tries to get me to the finish as fast as possible. And to be honest I wanted to just be done so I didn't ask for other positions. I'd already felt the rush and poor service. Was in and out in 45 minutes WITH the 20 minute wait.

Seems this is almost standard anymore. I get inflation and prices going up. I can't live in the old Henderson days but I've hit my tipping point. Cost / reward value isn't there anymore for me. I'll see Farah, Miko, Linda and some old parlor ladies at their apartment for under 200 and quit chasing the unicorn.

[Puffy Combs]

I won't do it. I can see the advantage for both sides though. It can help prevent the guy from getting fucked over as well. No way I'm giving up anything other than a burner number to a hooker though.

Agree with you on this and my money is going to places that do not at home, in Vegas and everywhere else I travel to.

I personally think it's overkill to have to do this verification when that information doesn't do much for safety and just subjects us to problems when that data breach happens.

[RogerOver]

Does anyone else not do FaceTime verification or am I being paranoid? I like to be basically anonymous until I walk thru the door. Or is this the new way?

I won't do it. I can see the advantage for both sides though. It can help prevent the guy from getting fucked over as well. No way I'm giving up anything other than a burner number to a hooker though.

[Big Brown 21]

Does anyone else not do FaceTime verification or am I being paranoid? I like to be basically anonymous until I walk thru the door. Or is this the new way?

[RogerOver]

I doubt it. I asked him over a couple weeks ago and dude's been making forum posts since. Oh well.

He refers to brothers in his post. He's not a brother and we're not brothers. Then he will send you a private message; that is so egotistical. He's not a brother monger as he wants you to believe.

You're in a city with more hookers than you can shake your dicks at, and you guys are gnashing your teeth over some "UTR" a fellow poster offered to share? There's no reason to be carrying on with this level of bullshit because you didn't get the number. Simply call one of the other thousand hookers out there.

The smell of desperation is decisive here.

[Crush1238]

So I scored a non pro client of mine.

Now I have a rule of never fuxing clients but I made a exception. *.

I've met Mel a couple of times in the past at expos and she's always been kind and open with me about her life.

We have casual*conversations and share stories about our lives and families.

Being compassionate I listen to her and give*her my attention.

This day Mel told me that her husband never consummated*their marriage and she hasnt had sex in 16 years.

No joke and she wasnt joking.

My dissatisfied*reaction to her situation caused her to move in close to me.

She then quickly said " You know I have needs that a vibrator can't do".

I shook my head in agreement and said "I am sure you do".

Mel then grabbed my arm and laughingly said " What are YOU doing tonight?

I looked deep into her eyes and said " I'd love to be taking care of you".

Staring back at me she giggly replied "OK what time".

My reply was 9 pm.

And she laughingly walked out the door and said "OK".

Now I didn't know if she was being real or really just fuxen with me.

But I thought about her, fantasized about her throughout the rest of the day.

Wondering if she was going to show or not I couldn't take it anymore and texted her.

I texted that I found a pair of sunglasses that I thought were her's and if she wanted to get them back they were at my location until 9 p.

Keeping it as professional as possible of course.

Mel is cute.

She is 5'2 plump, late 30's. Early 40's big tits, round ass.

Blond and always well groomed. *I have smelled her before and thought dirty thoughts.

Hours went by without a text response and my hopes dwindled.

Finally at 8:50 I got a response " See you soon".

She was late- arriving at 9:20, she was tipsy and out of control grabby.

I pushed her into a nearby room that had a couch in it and "it" was on.

Mel jammed her tongue in my mouth like a first timer at a school party.

Darting around in my mouth, sucking my tongue and licking my teeth.

There was a lot of action in the first few moments.

I finally grabbed her by the back of her neck squeezing her carotid*artery and*bent her back while "sucking the soul" out of her.

She bent backward like a gymnast and I let her fall onto the couch.

I told her " I am going to take such good care of you " and "You deserve only the best tonight" as I started getting naked first.

She watched like I was a piece of meat, sipping some water and licking her lips.

Fully naked I rolled up onto her open hand and she rubbed my chest like a bachelorette*at her party.

She kissed my chest down, I brought my rock hard Cck up and they met in the middle.

Mel was wearing a flowery sun dress*that unbuttoned in the back and was conquered in mere seconds.

And in a flash Mel was naked and suxing. Like a *****.

Tits were gigantic topped with cherry big red nipples and she sported a fairly dense soft brown Bush.

With a quick adjustment I got her to milk me from above while I positioned her into a DATY position.

I decided on a battle plan on how I was going to destroy*this chick.

A chick who hasn't had dick IN 16 YEARS!

Pulling her legs back I rammed my CcK down into her throat at the same time.

She took*it well but "Cheeked " my member and ultimately had to grab*her head and hold it to*Deep Throat.

Her pussy was hot and already engorged, hiding in her maturity.

Big and pink it urn to be just grabbed and pulled*And well gently clad in soft long fur, it*was quite*a piece.

Spreading her and pulling her leg back exposed a*beautiful semi lippy rose.

It was already shiny with her lube and ready.

I decided to gently start rubbing her clit in a simple circular motion, and her response was immediate and explosive.

She grunted and came in 30 seconds then resumed my milking now quicker than ever.

Seeing her lick and slurp I asked " How do like the taste of my cum" she responded " Your taste like a milkshake".

Within 30 more seconds she grunted and came again- real hard this time.

I was barely a few minutes into the fun and this chick has already finished*twice.

After the second time she said " I am really sensitive down there right now" and "Be nice".

This made me grab her head and shove my CcK deep into her mouth and I told her*" Not tonight "*.

I moved her to the ground and squatted in front of her spread and dined hard on her in*69.

It was a balancing act. Not to hard, not to soft, not to fast*or slow.

She was easily overwhelmed and over matched.

Gently licking her pearl spreading*her wide got her to cum again.

She came 3 times in 5 minutes and I didn't even penetrate*her yet.

Then she said " I want your Cck again in my mouth".

Repositioning again into 69, I straddled to give her full access while she was still laying on her back and* gave her what she asked for, my Cck in her mouth.

She would rub it against her face, jerk it off and get lost in her multiple orgasms occasionally while I dined on her.

I began to pull her apart and became more vicious with my indulgence.

Mel couldn't*handle*it, she would*freeze up when she came.

She was reminiscent*of electro shock*therapy patients.

I got three good sex positions out of her, doggie, cowgirl and finally in mushonary(her smashed into a ball puzzy up legs out).

Before impaling her in mushonary I dined hard licking from her stem to stern.

While trying to rim her tight pink star, she would giggle and wiggle*uncontrollably.

She remarked " No one has ever done that before" but the opportunity to invade her butthole never came.

I estimate I gave this chick 16 orgasms. I tried for one for every year she hasn't fixed.

Refusing her "Tap Out" I made her continue to pay the piper and kept telling her I was " close to cumming" while having no real intention of cumming anytime soon.

My final request to her was that we finish in 69 with her on top.

Being clearly spent and soiled at this point she complied*just to end our romp.

I licked like a dog with a 10 inch tongue causing her to struggle to maintain a orgasmic rhythm.

Wrapping and hooking her head with my lower leg I was able to "drive" my Cck deep into her throat.

She gagged and tried to get away but my "figure 4 leg lock " would have made even Rick Flair proud.

The explosion felt like an ejaculation of fire, venomous fluid, testicular propane.

Having no choice and no escape she struggled with containing my molten seed as reminisce was found all around after we decoupled.

I left her after administering first aid and a gentle genital clean up.

Waving good bye for the final time in my parking lot I thought.

"This was as close to a virgin I've had in 30 years".

[RogerOver]

And as I predicted, Admin has now banned the Adam111 and labelled his / her posts as from a Banned Member. Personally, I appreciate Admin pro-actively cleaning up the boards.

I appreciate that too. But when people say someone is a shill because of "post count?" That's bullshit. Everyone started at a low post count.

I didn't have to read it I just looked at the post count and I new it was fake!

I've seen plenty on here with a high post count that I think are shills.

[DCGrind]

And as I predicted, Admin has now banned the Adam111 and labelled his / her posts as from a Banned Member. Personally, I appreciate Admin pro-actively cleaning up the boards.

But we can all make our own decisions from experience or other sources. I don't think it's useful to accuse newbies of posting bullshit, since it tends to run off people that might start posting. I know a few old timers on here that been accused of posting fake shit. One of them is quoted here. I have no idea if that's true or not.

[RogerOver]

Not only that, but all of his 5 of his posts have been touting NN Spa. Just another shill. Admin will label or ban him soon like he did all the others a couple of weeks ago.

Girls make out all the time. I find it odd you're accusing him of being fake just because of that. He didn't say anything about girls eating each other out or riding each other face.

Making out is normal, it may include kissing or mutual touching. I've had girls almost finger each other but not go down, some girls kiss (lfk) and some do more.

I arrived to Vegas This am and I picked NN based in reviews and a recommendation so I'll check it out soon.

I didn't have to read it I just looked at the post count and I new it was fake!

But we can all make our own decisions from experience or other sources. I don't think it's useful to accuse newbies of posting bullshit, since it tends to run off people that might start posting. I know a few old timers on here that been accused of posting fake shit. One of them is quoted here. I have no idea if that's true or not.

[DCGrind]

Not only that, but all of his 5 of his posts have been touting NN Spa. Just another shill. Admin will label or ban him soon like he did all the others a couple of weeks ago.

I didn't have to read it I just looked at the post count and I new it was fake!

[Joesun1]

The tell was the part about the girls making out with each other. No way. Fake review.

I didn't have to read it I just looked at the post count and I new it was fake!