Escort Reports

[XBacon]

So yesterday I had some extra funds to play with, so I decided to hit up the beehive too see what's the hype about! And let me say I was greeted at the door by a older looking lady, so I was thinking to myself to get out! So I kindly ask if there's more girls available she said yes, so I was sitting on the couch and 4 girls came out in some nice tight dresses! I was like the guy from Rush hour when all the Chinese girls came out and it was hard from him too choose which one LOL so I went with a girl name Airanna and let me say I dog the shirt out of that P*why like there no tomorrow! Very tight body and nice big ass and nice titis, very soft skin! Had a good time would come by again!

Nah, this is hilarious. Now I'll be thinking of that Rush Hour scene next time I hit this place up.

[Donovan78]

So yesterday I had some extra funds to play with, so I decided to hit up the beehive too see what's the hype about! And let me say I was greeted at the door by a older looking lady, so I was thinking to myself to get out! So I kindly ask if there's more girls available she said yes, so I was sitting on the couch and 4 girls came out in some nice tight dresses! I was like the guy from Rush hour when all the Chinese girls came out and it was hard from him too choose which one LOL so I went with a girl name Airanna and let me say I dog the shirt out of that P*why like there no tomorrow! Very tight body and nice big ass and nice titis, very soft skin! Had a good time would come by again!

Thank you for sharing your experience. I am planning a visit for next week, may I ask about the donation? Isn't really clear from previous posts.

Donovan.

[Josh23]

So yesterday I had some extra funds to play with, so I decided to hit up the beehive too see what's the hype about! And let me say I was greeted at the door by a older looking lady, so I was thinking to myself to get out! So I kindly ask if there's more girls available she said yes, so I was sitting on the couch and 4 girls came out in some nice tight dresses! I was like the guy from Rush hour when all the Chinese girls came out and it was hard from him too choose which one LOL so I went with a girl name Airanna and let me say I dog the shirt out of that P*why like there no tomorrow! Very tight body and nice big ass and nice titis, very soft skin! Had a good time would come by again!

[TilapiaDinner]

Had the ITCH.

Had a major jones for my hot NY Italian honeybee so I visited today. Dam, I'm glad they're over an hour drive to ft. Myers from where I live in east naples. I'd be broke AF if she was closer. Most of them are amazing but tanned skinned Bailey drains me every time and is a pleasure to spend time with before, during and after.

Always recommend Bailey. Bailey let me know that Angie is smoking too. I may have to try her on next visit.

[Cec00]

Yep. I can only hope she added CreamofSumYoungGuy to your pie for added taste.

I 100% agree. What a shit thing to do. If a girl gets out of this game and goes clean then you fucking congratulate her and keep it moving. If she relapses then you say you are sorry to hear that and even if you do business, you keep it moving.

Karma is a mutherfucker and boy that payback seems like it might hurt bad.

As others have said if a girl did this to any one of you then I would NEVER give her business again.

I actually got a FR and DM from a girl yesterday. I asked her if she was trying to set up a date and she literally said that she was clean for 9 months now and living with her boyfriend. I shut all "that talk" down and congratulated her. I told her that I won't accept the FR because I didn't want to bring her any drama in her new life but I appreciate her letting me know she was doing so well. She said that it was cool because I was always respectful with her but I still won't have that shit on my conscious if it goes left.

And this is all while this guy was actively trying to ruin a girls life. Smh. Holy shit bro. He should get a 30 day timeout for that shit from the site.

[BigMac2022]

Fellow mongers, I'm not thinking clearly and I'm afraid I'm losing my heretofore finely honed sense of what is reasonable and proper. I may need an intervention.

I was warned off Kayla about a month ago. But damn. She's posted some new photos and even though I took a ride many months ago (was not outstanding) and had been warned, I thought "what the heck. " So I took the leap.

In keeping with the well-received format of an earlier post on Medusa, here goes:

The Good: She's a looker. Really pretty, incredible rack. I mean incredible. Yes, she's carrying more weight in the ass and some in the belly, but carries well. Her ass is pretty big but quite sexy, so overall I would classify her as a thick chick, and attractive. The face and rack are to die for, the rest is ok. She hides it with her sexy outfits.

That's if for the good. Not a great start.

The bad: She's not into it. Nope. All the previous reports are 100% accurate. She's a cold fish and mechanical. This is a huge turn off for me. I mean really. Can't you at least act like you are there with me? BBBJ average. Covered FS. Uninspired. At least she didn't try to rush me but I needed the time because she was a turn off. Difficult to get and stay excited. Location was an ok long stay suite place. Safe, clean, good location off 41 near Daniels. No issues.

The ugly: Candy candy candy. Kept her arms covered with long sleeves. Caught a peek and there's something going on there. And. She was nodding off in the middle of our preliminaries (9 pm). Now before you say it's me (LOL). I don't think so.

That's it. An hour and $$ down the drain, so to speak. Hard pass. I'll state the obvious. She could be gorgeous but things ain't right by a long shot.

Stay safe.

[RayLatoole]

Yep. I can only hope she added CreamofSumYoungGuy to your pie for added taste.

That is such a richard move to out her in public. What's that say about his life?.

[CoralCape239]

A girl outed him in front of his family. How would he feel then. As others have said, a big time dick move.

I understand the dynamic between these girls and us but they are still human beings and deserve some dignity.

[ThickAndCream9]

Heading over to the East coast thought I would stop and get a lube job before Alligator alley adventure. So stopped up and saw Belle and Jesse. Dam Jesse's tit's are getting huge or I need glasses. Always makes the trip a lot better after you see 2 chicks sucking on your Johnson. Oil changed and now good for another month or so. Remember always my opinion but both always C you M through. Ciao mongers synthetic blend this time not full.

[Cums Thunder]

Hey fellas, I've been out of the game for a bit because I've had two side pieces that have been draining me. One recently got a boyfriend but I doubt that will last long. Anyway one of my favorite providers is back in town. Little pricey but truly top notch and you never have to worry about a handler or getting scammed. I've seen her more times than I'd like to admit. Anyway she's a hot Latina that's kind of a combo of GFE and PSE, more on the PSE side. If you've got the roses and want zero BS she's excellent. PM me if you want her contact info, she said she's in town today through Saturday.

Inbox is full.

[Well Hung Man]

Hey fellas, I've been out of the game for a bit because I've had two side pieces that have been draining me. One recently got a boyfriend but I doubt that will last long. Anyway one of my favorite providers is back in town. Little pricey but truly top notch and you never have to worry about a handler or getting scammed. I've seen her more times than I'd like to admit. Anyway she's a hot Latina that's kind of a combo of GFE and PSE, more on the PSE side. If you've got the roses and want zero BS she's excellent. PM me if you want her contact info, she said she's in town today through Saturday.

I tried sending you a PM but your inbox is full.

[BeachGuyMia]

No offense, but the administrator should remove this post. Has nothing to do with what everyone's looking for. I think it's a dick move posting this. Good for her that she's turned her life around.

I agree completely that the post should be removed as it has been, but all additional posts that can be linked to her in any fashion should be deleted as well. I want to add that a more precise characterization of JamesE's post is that it was a SMALL dick move. Only somebody incredibly insecure with extremely low self esteem would seek to denigrate and humiliate another person in this manner to make himself feel better about himself. I'll bet your parents are proud of you. Actually come to think of it that also may be part of your problem, they aren't!

[RodStewart]

Where does an escort go to reinvent herself? Apparently into the pizza business. Where else can she apply the past training she acquired? Handling pepperoni is a lot like taking it in the ass. It all about timing and finesse. Imagine my surprise at seeing a girl that used to take my money for an hour at a chance at her pie. She is working at a pizza joint no less owing it. She managed to turn things around. My colleague had the best line of the day. He said it so loud people looked in our direction "we are here for the pie. " I followed by "cream filled. " She kept quiet. She turned beet red. It brought back memories of her addiction I'm sure. Like H, pizza has a way of making you forget all your problems. Until the box is empty. The pizza we were served was mediocre at best.

That's a fucking disgusting thing to say in a family pizza joint, under any circumstances. If I had my family in there when you did this, you would know my face.

This just reinforces why I have no desire to meet any mongers IRL, let alone bump into any of you on the way in / out of an AMP. Keeping y'all safe in this hobby also keeps ME safe. Beyond that, I'm a ghost and I don't know you.

This was a dick move.

[Boom Boom13]

Where does an escort go to reinvent herself? Apparently into the pizza business. Where else can she apply the past training she acquired? Handling pepperoni is a lot like taking it in the ass. It all about timing and finesse. Imagine my surprise at seeing a girl that used to take my money for an hour at a chance at her pie. She is working at a pizza joint no less owing it. She managed to turn things around. My colleague had the best line of the day. He said it so loud people looked in our direction "we are here for the pie. " I followed by "cream filled. " She kept quiet. She turned beet red. It brought back memories of her addiction I'm sure. Like H, pizza has a way of making you forget all your problems. Until the box is empty. The pizza we were served was mediocre at best.

No offense, but the administrator should remove this post. Has nothing to do with what everyone's looking for. I think it's a dick move posting this. Good for her that she's turned her life around.

[SwFlreLax]

Hey fellas, I've been out of the game for a bit because I've had two side pieces that have been draining me. One recently got a boyfriend but I doubt that will last long. Anyway one of my favorite providers is back in town. Little pricey but truly top notch and you never have to worry about a handler or getting scammed. I've seen her more times than I'd like to admit. Anyway she's a hot Latina that's kind of a combo of GFE and PSE, more on the PSE side. If you've got the roses and want zero BS she's excellent. PM me if you want her contact info, she said she's in town today through Saturday.