Massage Parlor Reports

[RudyMtz]

Are there any good places near Riverview?

Try So Healthy Massage and ask for Maggie. No FS but allows HJ and covered BJ. She's in her early 40's and cute in the face. Nice chest and allows roaming.

[Marine012]

Are there any good places near Riverview?

[NorthJerseyGuy]

SO, I woke up jonesing to have me Willie Wanked somewhere so I set out on the road to see what was going on.

I was going to go to Hillsborough #1 massage, but the mixed reviews and the distance made me not want to take the chance.

I considered revisiting Sunshine in Temple Terrace, last year, if you recall, I saw the Mamasan Sophia, who went to town in me John Thomas like she was revving a Triumph Tiger 900 for the motorway, got me off at 1200 RMPs with no buildup or even a good feeling as I sprayed the room down.

Vinca sounds good, but way too far to go.

SO In the End, I decided to give me favourite Amber at ACE another chance,. She was in a cheery mood but instead of her short silk dress, she wore legging more like sweatpants and a normal TShirt (no bra under) She made me fill out a form which included medical history but she promised that ONLY she sees it.

No one else working there now, and as usual she answered the phone during the massage.

That being said, I opted for an hour massage with a hoover. She gives a decent enough massage, although I would rather have someone spend more time on teasing the the dangly bits rather than to moving on to the hoover. She did make me blow into the Johnny which was nice, and cleaned up the mess after.

I'd love to find someone who really gets into the buildup, like some of the old timers here in town who have probably aged way out and moved on but father time catches up with all of us sooner or later.

Still, I got a jolly time and would probably go back again.

The new laws have the providers spooked. I have still had the kind of service we are used to from spas. I am just glad they only ask for name, address and phone and not verifying. As for the medical form I filled it out I'm here for a massage my back and shoulders were stiff.

[LimeyBloaker]

SO, I woke up jonesing to have me Willie Wanked somewhere so I set out on the road to see what was going on.

I was going to go to Hillsborough #1 massage, but the mixed reviews and the distance made me not want to take the chance.

I considered revisiting Sunshine in Temple Terrace, last year, if you recall, I saw the Mamasan Sophia, who went to town in me John Thomas like she was revving a Triumph Tiger 900 for the motorway, got me off at 1200 RMPs with no buildup or even a good feeling as I sprayed the room down.

Vinca sounds good, but way too far to go.

SO In the End, I decided to give me favourite Amber at ACE another chance,. She was in a cheery mood but instead of her short silk dress, she wore legging more like sweatpants and a normal TShirt (no bra under) She made me fill out a form which included medical history but she promised that ONLY she sees it.

No one else working there now, and as usual she answered the phone during the massage.

That being said, I opted for an hour massage with a hoover. She gives a decent enough massage, although I would rather have someone spend more time on teasing the the dangly bits rather than to moving on to the hoover. She did make me blow into the Johnny which was nice, and cleaned up the mess after.

I'd love to find someone who really gets into the buildup, like some of the old timers here in town who have probably aged way out and moved on but father time catches up with all of us sooner or later.

Still, I got a jolly time and would probably go back again.

[Tony200]

Was in Clearwater the other day dropped by p. S, same girl been there long time, decided on half hour massage was ok not great, flip over, she said h j, which was ok but definitely not fun was rushed would not let to much roaming only out side. Don't think I will go back money seemed like the only thing she was interested in getting.

[CuriousTourist]

This happened in a different city in Florida, but I'm sharing this on multiple forums in case it is of interest or assistance.

I went to one of my favorite parlors, and for the first time I was given the sign in sheet where I had to provide name, address, etc etc etc. The mamasan said that she thought they were ALSO going to need to be checking IDs soon (I'm guessing especially as the elections come near, and probably in the months after, at least). She said they may even need to make a copy of it, to prove they checked and that the info they recorded matches the I'd.

This got me thinking, so I reached out to a buddy of mine up in New England. He has a business that prints I'd cards for businesses. I asked him if he ever does fake IDs. Now, I'm clearly no where near the drinking age, so he asked me why the hell I'd want a fake I'd? I told him that they had just put this stupid law in place down here that if you go to get a massage, they're supposed to get a copy of your I'd. With all the identity theft going on, I don't like the idea of giving any random people a copy of my info. I also said it sounds like they're going to be copying it soon, and that just makes me nervous to have a copy of my actual I'd being kept at one of these places.

He said he doesn't ever make fake licenses, as it would be illegal and would jeopardize his business. He also said that you don't really want a fake licenses, anyway because almost every state has a law against possessing a falsified government I'd, and it could actually result in jail time. But, he asked if the law said that they had to use a government issued identification for verification? If not, would a company badge work.

I told him I didn't think a company badge would work as I think they're supposed to verify address. But, I also didn't think there was any requirement that it be a government issues I'd. (When all this hit, I had read the posts here and the law itself, and I remembered that it just said that the parlors were supposed to check an I'd, not stipulation that it be government issued).

He had a suggestion: a few years ago, they had a neighborhood halloween party. He and his wife went as Jerry & Elaine from Seinfeld. For the party, he printed up two Del Boca Vista "Guest" badges for them to wear with their costumes. Basically it was like a cross between a drivers licenses and a company badge. It has their picture, some resident / address in Del Boca Vista, with VISITOR written across it. He said he could do something like that pretty easy, with a fake name, fake address, and all that. And since it was not a falsified government I'd, it wouldn't be illegal. And if the law didn't stipulate a government I'd, it should be acceptable.

I told him that would be perfect, and he said he'd make me one. But, I also mentioned that given how unpopular this law was, I bet he could probably sell a a couple hundred of these in Florida, and asked if he'd be interested.

He said that's not really his business, he really just works with businesses. But, he said if I thought there was a market for it, I should set up an Etsy shop. He said the card printers typically cost several thousand dollars, so it doesn't really make sense to buy one for a couple hundred cards. But, he said if I wanted to handle the front end through an Etsy or Shopify, he could handle the back end printing he did say they would probably end up being done in weekly batches.

I'm not totally sure of the production cost on these. Based on the conversation, I'm guessing it would probably be about $30, plus shipping for one of these. But, with that as a baseline, I was wondering if any of you would be interested in something like these? I know I'm not going to get rich on this, and that's not even the point. I'm just thinking if I can help the community out, and maybe subsidize a a couple visits for myself, it would be worth it.

If any of you are interested, DM me. If there's enough interest, I'll share a copy of the one that he produces for me and I'll look at setting up something on Etsy.

Be safe everyone!

[Zmac1]

Went to Utopia in Ulmerton. And had the best massage ever with extras. Her name is Amber. I think I have a new person to see when I visit Tampa. I highly recommend.

Please do share more details.

[NorthJerseyGuy]

I agree. Talent is definitely scared. Few days ago I made trip to vinca again to see Mia. They had manager there. Some one at front desk which usually is empty. From my talk with provider. I came to find out that they are most certainly concerned about that. They are aware of other closures and they are being more alert and cautious. And they have new staff so it's challenging. We need to do something or we won't have good talent.

I was in Orlando Yesterday and stopped by a spa with no reviews. Only 1 worker. I was told later after a great massage that was FS. Their having trouble getting 2nd provider due to being scared. She told me to remember I Only had a massage. It hits us mongers as well. They want Name phone Email Address. Along with reason your there. Ie where does it hurt. I almost walked. But decided to give them old info along with wrong last name. Since they don't ask for I'd.

[Legend808]

Went to Utopia in Ulmerton. And had the best massage ever with extras. Her name is Amber. I think I have a new person to see when I visit Tampa. I highly recommend.

[TremontTeddy]

Went there for a moment a few days ago. Typical 2 girl operation with no managing skills, always lookin at the camera screens for incoming customers or movement. Never any eye contact, always upping the ante. Totally killed the mood. Girl was Anna, late 30's not the best hygienes. I would not recommend her or this place since its a busy location with the only
thing in mind is numbers

With places like PT and Yoshiko, where they respected your time and the quality of service, I would never come back to places like AA.

I agree with you assessment. I would also add the place is kinda of a dump. One note, Yoshiko closed. Money better spent at PT then AA Busch.

[Tony200]

Hi any body been to cherry blossoms lately? Covered or not? Also any news about red apple thanks.

[TheHotAzn]

Went there for a moment a few days ago. Typical 2 girl operation with no managing skills, always lookin at the camera screens for incoming customers or movement. Never any eye contact, always upping the ante. Totally killed the mood. Girl was Anna, late 30's not the best hygienes. I would not recommend her or this place since its a busy location with the only thing in mind is numbers.

With places like PT and Yoshiko, where they respected your time and the quality of service, I would never come back to places like AA.

[JustBeingNosey]

Mia is still there. She does better BBBJ than Kiki. (personal opinion) service is really good. Bot rushed. But they do have some new good looking ones as well. Have not tried. But if you want OG experience Stick with MIA.

Thank you for the information, I was able to swing by for a quick visit Mia. It felt like she was the one running in the office. She was definitely a bit older. I would say probably in her 40's but still attractive.

On my way out I'm at Tiffany and Home. My she was definitely younger and a bit more attractive.

[AlphaZeroo]

Wow! First Yoshiko, then Crystal, now this!

I don't see any direct cause for this rash of closures, other than the POSSIBLE effects of Florida House Bill 197, and the effectiveness of THAT was questionable. At least compared to the intense focus the area received from the NoozChanl8 "Investigative" reports from 2018 (I think... years fly by so fast at my age), and the subsequent protests by the Morality-Zealots that led to the elimination of Table Showers. Even with all that, the only place that was chased from the area was the venerable Kim's Massage Spa (which got the brunt of the focus by the Morality-Zealots), and a couple of lesser quality places just seemed to give up, but the best of them (meaning places like Yosiko, Crystal, and Yokahama) stuck around without consequence... until now!

Maybe the talent pool just finally "aged out" of their working years and they failed to recruit enough young talent behind them. That, along with the "Florida market" not being particularly attractive right now due mostly to the PUBLICITY of HB197, may have led to younger talent recruiting challenges (e.g. lots of girls in Orlando are taking this opportunity to try out other states/markets for a minimum of a few months).

The next possibility (total speculation) is that the LE activity in Collier County (Naples) has spread through the Asian Provider Community and created a sense of concern that simply chased the talent out of state. For anyone not familiar with that activity, you can see updates in the Fort Myers MP thread here on USASG, but the nut of it is that TEN AMPs were closed and people arrested for idiotic violations of HB197... stuff like not keeping a logbook of clients, not having appropriate curtains in massage rooms, not complying with the "window visibility" requirements, etc.. However, if I'm not mistaken, NONE of those places closed nor employees arrested were hit with anything related to violation of "adult crimes" (e.g. prostitution, etc.), and there were ZERO clients/customers arrested or affected..

I agree. Talent is definitely scared. Few days ago I made trip to vinca again to see Mia. They had manager there. Some one at front desk which usually is empty. From my talk with provider. I came to find out that they are most certainly concerned about that. They are aware of other closures and they are being more alert and cautious. And they have new staff so it's challenging. We need to do something or we won't have good talent.

[AlphaZeroo]

Any suggestions on who to see.

Mia is still there. She does better BBBJ than Kiki. (personal opinion) service is really good. Bot rushed. But they do have some new good looking ones as well. Have not tried. But if you want OG experience Stick with MIA.