Massage Parlor Reports

[ShinamotoJason]

Bliss, Good, and Magnolia girls are not attractive at all. Current Shanghai girls are okay, but their shower room is nasty, which means they lack cleanliness. Where else?

[Snooby]

Booked a 4 hand hour and it turned into an impromptu 6 hand. Amazing time. I tried to hold out but they ripped my soul out through my balls. I'm hooked.

[Seattle Ampfan]

I stopped in last week. Fiona is the only one working for now. Auntie, a little thick. Not my type. Didn't stay. Definitely AMP vibes from Fiona.

Alright, I checked this place out. In Ballard, on 15th and 80th, right next to a bus stop on a busy street, and no other entrance. Need to push the buzzer and wait for someone to unlock the door.

Fiona was the only one there, but she said there will be two girls working there, and they have two rooms. I didn't think Fiona was "old", but she was overweight, and probably not what people may be looking for. Of course, a couple blocks south there are young and pretty girls at Smiling Art, but my experiences there have been mixed, as they don't always have a lot of skills or are willing to do much. Massage here was $40 for 30 minutes or $60 for 60 minutes. Massage was okay, lots of teasing, you could see where it was going. I initially thought that this was maybe just a HE place, but the way she was talking it sounded like basically everything was on the menu. New construction, so the place hasn't gotten rundown and smelly like nearby Lin's was the last time I was there.

So maybe try again when someone younger and thinner is there? Although the busy street may be a problem.

[HouseFriedRice]

That sucks and you deserve better. What kind of stuff was she saying "no" to? It doesn't help at every shoppe but the manager (s) there seem to actually appreciate customer feedback. If you didn't get the experience you deserved it's definitely worth saying something.

Can confirm that they care. Was recently at Shanghai while Alyssa was there. She gave me a light massage because I had to wait for Fiona that day even though I had an appt. Anyway I overheard her talking to the other ladies basically saying "don't you dare cut them too short, if they give bad online reviews it will hurt us a lot". Given how many rave reviews there are for Good / Shanghai, it's really not a fluke because they're intentional and want to keep it up. Agree also that being nice, clean, and smelling fresh pays off usually.

I'll throw in my personal critique though: I found their acting to be a little much, but the overall experience and the average beauty of the ladies is well above average (besides the potential wait times).

[Regularity]

Guilty. I am overly nice to these girls. I'll keep doing it if it keeps getting me above-average service. I'm sure being relatively fit, manscaped, and freshly showered never hurts but these girls deal with different personalities all day every day. Any many customers who treat them like shit. Laying on the charm and compliments thick and being playfully saccharin is a cost-free way of increasing the fun factor of a visit.

But if I have a sub-par experience with a girl, I don't keep it a secret. I share the details here and with the spa's manager (they generally monitor the public-facing phone numbers). The managers want to know when the service is sub-par.

A member here says he had a terrible session with Gina. I believe him. I'm a bit curious what "no's" he ran into with Gina because I never heard the word once and got all my fav activities. But I 100% believe him.

So while I wouldn't agree that my reports are more biased than anyone else's, I know that I sometimes get better-than-average visits with some girls because the managers know me and tell the girls to treat me well. I'm not sure how to "fix" that or if I even want to. .

I concur. When I am nice, I get good service too. It pays dividends to be nice. Sprinkling in a couple of Mandarin words here and there helps too.

[PkShow]

That sucks and you deserve better. What kind of stuff was she saying "no" to? It doesn't help at every shoppe but the manager (s) there seem to actually appreciate customer feedback. If you didn't get the experience you deserved it's definitely worth saying something.

No touching her boobs and I was just barely flicking my tongue on her nipple. So I was like ok maybe just sensitive. Just off period or something. So then I went for daty also I started very slow and light again barely flicking my tongue on her. She did the leg lock around my neck pulling my head away. I asked her if she could just relax but it just felt like an uphill battle. So I just got up and told her this isn't going to work out. She gave me half my $ back. I'm very generous with the girls. I always pay house then tip the girls very well. They have lives to live also.

[AussieFury]

Am I correct that you can shower at Good? I had to work a little harder today than planned and worked up quite a sweat. I'd like to be clean before I do it again. Thank you.

Yes. They'll let you shower and sometimes join.

Same thing at Bliss, tho the Bliss shower is nicer.

[AussieFury]

First time I have walked out of Good. Gina just awful service. This is just my experience. Everything was no this no that. Worse service I have had there. Hopefully you all get better service than I did from Gina.

That sucks and you deserve better. What kind of stuff was she saying "no" to? It doesn't help at every shoppe but the manager (s) there seem to actually appreciate customer feedback. If you didn't get the experience you deserved it's definitely worth saying something.

[AussieFury]

Does anyone know if 1 of the 3 is the the lady named Blue?

Blue, Bella, and Kiki are the current lineup. Haven't met Bella or Kiki yet but planning on changing that soon.

[AussieFury]

Aussie reports are usually solid but he's overly nice to these girls, so the reports can possibly have bias.

Guilty. I am overly nice to these girls. I'll keep doing it if it keeps getting me above-average service. I'm sure being relatively fit, manscaped, and freshly showered never hurts but these girls deal with different personalities all day every day. Any many customers who treat them like shit. Laying on the charm and compliments thick and being playfully saccharin is a cost-free way of increasing the fun factor of a visit.

But if I have a sub-par experience with a girl, I don't keep it a secret. I share the details here and with the spa's manager (they generally monitor the public-facing phone numbers). The managers want to know when the service is sub-par.

A member here says he had a terrible session with Gina. I believe him. I'm a bit curious what "no's" he ran into with Gina because I never heard the word once and got all my fav activities. But I 100% believe him.

So while I wouldn't agree that my reports are more biased than anyone else's, I know that I sometimes get better-than-average visits with some girls because the managers know me and tell the girls to treat me well. I'm not sure how to "fix" that or if I even want to. .

[Thefourtwo5]

Stopped here after I couldn't get in to see Yaya at QQ. Yumi answered in shorts and tank top so knew it was going to be he only. Stuck with it. She is maybe 30, average looks, a bit of a tummy. Really nice massage, light teasing before the flip. She let me roam OTC while she lubed me up and drove me home with an HJ. Not bad. $ total.

[Thefourtwo5]

Third time getting Jenni. I've never seen this "Cece" that is supposed to be there. Anyway, I like Jenni. She stepped up her game with me this time with some lfk and BBBJ, cfs in any position i wanted. Finished with her on her belly. $$ total. Got the fourth punch on the frequent flyer club. One more and the house fee is waived. Boom!

[Strong8090]

I have stopped by Bliss Spa a couple of times now and I think it is superior to the other AMPs in the area for one distinct reason. Bella. This is the 2nd time I've been with her now. She is a gorgeous Asian woman with a stunning face and nicely rounded tits and an ass that you can really get your hands on. She greeted my warmly and led me to the room with a warm DFK. Man, I was already hard. She undresses me and is massaging my cock the whole time.

We kiss and touch each other a little while before she drops to her knees for some deep throat action that was next level. She goes at that until I'm ready to bring her up and return the favor. Man her pussy tastes so sweet. After kissing that pussy to an almost orgasm at which point she started to touch her pussy as I looked on in amazement. Man that shit was hot. Then we were on to the main event. We started in standing mish until I flipped her over to Doggy while she kept saying to fuck her harder before my climax. Right before I pulled out slipped off the condom and had her blow me until I came deep in her mouth.

All and all she is my favorite. She is mind blowing. I have stopped by Bliss Spa a couple of times now and I think it is superior to the other AMPs in the area for one distinct reason. Bella. This is the 2nd time I've been with her now. She is a gorgeous Asian woman with a stunning face and nicely rounded tits and an ass that you can really get your hands on. She greeted my warmly and led me to the room with a warm DFK. Man, I was already hard. She undresses me and is massaging my cock the whole time.

We kiss and touch each other a little while before she drops to her knees for some deep throat action that was next level. She goes at that until I'm ready to bring her up and return the favor. Man her pussy tastes so sweet. After kissing that pussy to an almost orgasm at which point she started to touch her pussy as I looked on in amazement. Man that shit was hot. Then we were on to the main event. We started in standing mish until I flipped her over to Doggy while she kept saying to fuck her harder before my climax. Right before I pulled out slipped off the condom and had her blow me until I came deep in her mouth.

All and all she is my favorite. She is mind blowing I have stopped by Bliss Spa a couple of times now and I think it is superior to the other AMPs in the area for one distinct reason. Bella. This is the 2nd time I've been with her now. She is a gorgeous Asian woman with a stunning face and nicely rounded tits and an ass that you can really get your hands on. She greeted my warmly and led me to the room with a warm DFK. Man, I was already hard. She undresses me and is massaging my cock the whole time.

We kiss and touch each other a little while before she drops to her knees for some deep throat action that was next level. She goes at that until I'm ready to bring her up and return the favor. Man her pussy tastes so sweet. After kissing that pussy to an almost orgasm at which point she started to touch her pussy as I looked on in amazement. Man that shit was hot. Then we were on to the main event. We started in standing mish until I flipped her over to Doggy while she kept saying to fuck her harder before my climax. Right before I pulled out slipped off the condom and had her blow me until I came deep in her mouth.

All and all she is my favorite. She is mind blowing. Before you leave make point to meet Kiki and Blue. You can't go wrong with trying them as they are both beautiful little spinners.

[Trappin1719]

Now that Bliss has three girls, it doesn't feel rushed.

Does anyone know if 1 of the 3 is the the lady named Blue?

[Xxp13]

Went in hoping to pull a nice Lady. Coco opened the door, and she looks cute.

- Massage was mainly on the shoulder and neck. Some teasing, but it did not feel good. Flip after 20 minutes and asked for.

- She is slim but her belly is no tight.

- A cups.

- milky skin.

- DATY was allowed with FIV. She shoved and rubbed her box into my face. She smelled nice and she was wet. I think she wanted to get fingered hard. She finally got off and went to CFS.

- CFS was nice and warm.

I would repeat.