Massage Parlor Reports

[Johnnieb33]

Maybe I am missing something, but I could not determine the point of it. I signed up, but as far as I can tell, there are no rankings, and, as you mention, one cannot review.

So it is essentially just hundreds of ads in which it is impossible to filter bone fide solid providers from dross and scammers (at least not without cross referencing other sites like here).

Am I missing something?

I feel the same way.

[WillShook]

Anyone have any experience with this new place?

I've been twice. Be sure to go to the back door; the front spa appears very legit.

Both times with "Alice"; younger MILF that is nicely built and attractive. Perfunctory massage followed by a CBJ warm-up and CFS. Seemed to offer up a BBBJ last time, but language was in the way a bit and haven't been back since. Not very sensual, but checks the main boxes.

[WillShook]

Hi All,

I have been in the area exploring LMPs and have had sporadic success with a few. Often it is nothing more than a great massage and a handy. Sometimes more. If you know you know.

Anyway, I am looking to exchange info. Looking for legit ones only. And definitely not AMP or AMP like. That is if they advertise on the other board or STG, then they don't qualify.

Thanks.

I do have one that I'm having some luck with. And I am still around.

[WillShook]

I just plonk down 10 x 20's and say nothing. I used to do 2 benjis but Ive found the wad of 20s gets less pushback for higher tips.

Same, done right up front. Seems to eliminate the discussion. And I'm pretty easygoing so I'm happy with what I get. And if not, I don't go back.

I've had maybe 2 cases where I wasn't Happy for one reason or another. So the odds have been in my favor.

[BBenthusiast]

I concur. Good and Bliss in Renton, and Shanghai in Everett are the best. A few of the only places in the area that are open to BBFS anal.

Bliss on Park ave?

[Emo67]

Senior gents,

Does any of you use RubRankings? I was down in San Diego and it is used a lot but they have no review section.

Thank you.

Maybe I am missing something, but I could not determine the point of it. I signed up, but as far as I can tell, there are no rankings, and, as you mention, one cannot review.

So it is essentially just hundreds of ads in which it is impossible to filter bone fide solid providers from dross and scammers (at least not without cross referencing other sites like here).

Am I missing something?

[Mitch Cor]

Renton. I'm not aware of any AMP or other action in Issaquah? Would love to find some.

Are you referring to Bliss Massage in Issaquah?

[Johnnieb33]

Senior gents,

Does any of you use RubRankings? I was down in San Diego and it is used a lot but they have no review section.

Thank you.

[Argus46]

Had to wait for about 15 m behind a curtain (was busy) and she only had time for HJ, but only took about 20 m to fuck me senseless. Aggressive PSE. Stripped me, then face down rim, tongue up ass, BBBJ, then flip, 69, more BBBJ+pm, cowgirl, Asian Cowgirl while DFK, choking, dirty talk, slapped me. More dirty talk, rode me hard in reverse ACG with finger in ass until I couldn't take it, then turned around, ripped the condom off and told me to cum in her mouth. Which I did, and she sucked me dry, with finger in ass. Went to clean up and then finished for a few minutes with a decent, albeit quick massage. Fantastic, tight, fit body, TIGHT, very fit, rode me hard, serious DFK with tongue sucking, etc. Pretty much exactly the king treatment I was looking for, except, a bit too rushed.

Unfortunately she's gone for about a month now, but said the new girls were going to be just as good.

Downside is it's a high volume place, was a fast and furious experience, and some concerns about going from TUMA to DFK, BBBJCIM, etc with multiple clients. Not sure how much time they can spend between clients, although breath was minty fresh and pussy smelled / tasted clean.

They wanted 250 for full hour, but I'd only do it if it was slow. Here's hoping the other ladies are like her. I am a little confused on pricing, I thought 200 would get a full hour with MSOG, but with that level of service, it was still worth it. And a far better deal than most TNA ladies.

Are you referring to Bliss Massage in Issaquah?

[AussieFury]

Thanks for the report, this place is on my list to check out. I heard the new girls will offer backdoor, that should be fun hehe. Did they up their price, I would thought. 2 will be sufficient for FS?

These ladies, especially at Vivi's age, are expert money extractors.

They will try to get from you whatever they think they can get from you.

I just plonk down 10 x 20's and say nothing. I used to do 2 benjis but I’ve found the wad of 20s gets less pushback for higher tips.

[Facials]

Bfm, you beat me to it. Coco and Shanghai deserve the press they are getting but don't forget Kings on 99 in Lynnwood. Yumi (formerly Toy at EuroTouch) is in wonderful shape. She is 47 but has a wonderful personality and great skill. I was there last week and have dreams about the experience. Queen at the same address gets rave reviews as well but I have no personal experience.

Does Yumi give rimjobs?

[Facials]

I met Angie at Eurotouch.

She is 100 lbs. A Cup / Flat Chest.

Not a granny. Approx 40.
Glides on table shower. Lil suck in Sauna.

BBBJ, bls, swirls tongue.

Very very tight pussy.

It took a while in acg.

Finished in Mish. I was splitting her in two.

I will repeat.

Confirmed BBFS with Angie.

[IstlFun]

Had to wait for about 15 m behind a curtain (was busy) and she only had time for HJ, but only took about 20 m to fuck me senseless. Aggressive PSE. Stripped me, then face down rim, tongue up ass, BBBJ, then flip, 69, more BBBJ+pm, cowgirl, Asian Cowgirl while DFK, choking, dirty talk, slapped me. More dirty talk, rode me hard in reverse ACG with finger in ass until I couldn't take it, then turned around, ripped the condom off and told me to cum in her mouth. Which I did, and she sucked me dry, with finger in ass. Went to clean up and then finished for a few minutes with a decent, albeit quick massage. Fantastic, tight, fit body, TIGHT, very fit, rode me hard, serious DFK with tongue sucking, etc. Pretty much exactly the king treatment I was looking for, except, a bit too rushed.

Unfortunately she's gone for about a month now, but said the new girls were going to be just as good.

Downside is it's a high volume place, was a fast and furious experience, and some concerns about going from TUMA to DFK, BBBJCIM, etc with multiple clients. Not sure how much time they can spend between clients, although breath was minty fresh and pussy smelled / tasted clean.

They wanted 250 for full hour, but I'd only do it if it was slow. Here's hoping the other ladies are like her. I am a little confused on pricing, I thought 200 would get a full hour with MSOG, but with that level of service, it was still worth it. And a far better deal than most TNA ladies.

Thanks for the report, this place is on my list to check out. I heard the new girls will offer backdoor, that should be fun hehe. Did they up their price, I would thought. 2 will be sufficient for FS?

[LonelyMan718]

Had to wait for about 15 m behind a curtain (was busy) and she only had time for HJ, but only took about 20 m to fuck me senseless. Aggressive PSE. Stripped me, then face down rim, tongue up ass, BBBJ, then flip, 69, more BBBJ+pm, cowgirl, Asian Cowgirl while DFK, choking, dirty talk, slapped me. More dirty talk, rode me hard in reverse ACG with finger in ass until I couldn't take it, then turned around, ripped the condom off and told me to cum in her mouth. Which I did, and she sucked me dry, with finger in ass. Went to clean up and then finished for a few minutes with a decent, albeit quick massage. Fantastic, tight, fit body, TIGHT, very fit, rode me hard, serious DFK with tongue sucking, etc. Pretty much exactly the king treatment I was looking for, except, a bit too rushed.

Unfortunately she's gone for about a month now, but said the new girls were going to be just as good.

Downside is it's a high volume place, was a fast and furious experience, and some concerns about going from TUMA to DFK, BBBJCIM, etc with multiple clients. Not sure how much time they can spend between clients, although breath was minty fresh and pussy smelled / tasted clean.

They wanted 250 for full hour, but I'd only do it if it was slow. Here's hoping the other ladies are like her. I am a little confused on pricing, I thought 200 would get a full hour with MSOG, but with that level of service, it was still worth it. And a far better deal than most TNA ladies.

I've gone there a lot of times and never paid more than 200, could be injust text the girl I want to see. Inflation stinks.

[Mitch Cor]

Had to wait for about 15 m behind a curtain (was busy) and she only had time for HJ, but only took about 20 m to fuck me senseless. Aggressive PSE. Stripped me, then face down rim, tongue up ass, BBBJ, then flip, 69, more BBBJ+pm, cowgirl, Asian Cowgirl while DFK, choking, dirty talk, slapped me. More dirty talk, rode me hard in reverse ACG with finger in ass until I couldn't take it, then turned around, ripped the condom off and told me to cum in her mouth. Which I did, and she sucked me dry, with finger in ass. Went to clean up and then finished for a few minutes with a decent, albeit quick massage. Fantastic, tight, fit body, TIGHT, very fit, rode me hard, serious DFK with tongue sucking, etc. Pretty much exactly the king treatment I was looking for, except, a bit too rushed.

Unfortunately she's gone for about a month now, but said the new girls were going to be just as good.

Downside is it's a high volume place, was a fast and furious experience, and some concerns about going from TUMA to DFK, BBBJCIM, etc with multiple clients. Not sure how much time they can spend between clients, although breath was minty fresh and pussy smelled / tasted clean.

They wanted 250 for full hour, but I'd only do it if it was slow. Here's hoping the other ladies are like her. I am a little confused on pricing, I thought 200 would get a full hour with MSOG, but with that level of service, it was still worth it. And a far better deal than most TNA ladies.