Massage Parlor Reports

**AmpMonger18** · 06-19-24 08:00

Originally Posted by AceRimmer340 [View Original Post]

I've been a regular for a few years. She gets more fun with each visit.

Jenny is just a few miles north of Lakes if you are in the area.

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**Member #2613** · 06-17-24 15:51

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

Yes, that's happened to Sparky. The woman just smiled and covered him, and went on to give a good, legitimate massage. It wasn't a problem, and frankly a real massage can be enjoyable. Part of the fun for Sparky is not knowing what to expect, and to see what's on the table, LOL.

Speaking of legit massages. So after a few attempts to see what is or maybe available at secret garden. I can fairly certain say there is nothing. Or at least for me.

So I have set up sessions with both the owner and other ladies there (India and I can remember the other one. I went in hoping but prepared to get nothing aside from a legit massage.

As usual, I laid naked on the table. Hard dick and all- but was quickly covered. In few instance there were, what appeared, as brushes with my hard shit, now I can say those were accidental and nothing has been offeredso I am done wasting my money with there.

Nice folks but at 100+ for just the rub. I am better off at massage envy or the like.

Just my two cents.

**Sparky Smith** · 06-17-24 09:13

Originally Posted by Train88 [View Original Post]

Ever laid down naked on a table and then it turns out the place is totally legit? How did the woman react? There's an AMP right near me I want to try, but no one has said a word about if they're legit or not. And I don't want to freak out some poor girl whose just there to do a regular massage job and didn't consent to my naked ass.

Yes, that's happened to Sparky. The woman just smiled and covered him, and went on to give a good, legitimate massage. It wasn't a problem, and frankly a real massage can be enjoyable. Part of the fun for Sparky is not knowing what to expect, and to see what's on the table, LOL.

**Train88** · 06-17-24 08:37

Ever laid down naked on a table and then it turns out the place is totally legit? How did the woman react? There's an AMP right near me I want to try, but no one has said a word about if they're legit or not. And I don't want to freak out some poor girl whose just there to do a regular massage job and didn't consent to my naked ass.

**FartCity** · 06-14-24 19:34

Originally Posted by SkullMarked25 [View Original Post]

Plus, isn't it like, right next to a police station?

That's just asking for trouble.

Fuck no. If you're doing anything illegal, the closer you are to a police station, the better. If anything goes tits up, you have help right there. All my best guys sold from police station parking lots because it was safest for everyone. It's not hoodrat shit. Again, avoid hoodrat shit. Asian places have their shit together, safe and tight. The east side hoodrat shit, you could easily be dealing with an unhappy Pimp, and even if the cops are across the street, they can't help you once you go inside.

**SkullMarked25** · 06-14-24 17:11

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

Totally understand the desire for a non-Asian mp experience, but this ain't it, man. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Repeat. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Plus, isn't it like, right next to a police station?

That's just asking for trouble.

**FartCity** · 06-14-24 11:35

Originally Posted by JackManus [View Original Post]

Is fantasy massages in Brooklyn still a thing? Anyone have any recent experience? Looking for a non Asian MP and I know this is really the only possibility around here.

Totally understand the desire for a non-Asian mp experience, but this ain't it, man. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Repeat. Avoid hoodrat shit.

**mountainman7890** · 06-11-24 17:56

Is fantasy massages in Brooklyn still a thing? Anyone have any recent experience? Looking for a non Asian MP and I know this is really the only possibility around here.

**JohnnyMong** · 06-10-24 11:12

Originally Posted by MikeyD138 [View Original Post]

What's her OF handle?

At lillylickyou.

Not a ton of content, but it's a good way to check a gal out.

**MikeyD138** · 06-09-24 15:19

Originally Posted by JohnnyMong [View Original Post]

I checked out her of. Very hot, but I'll pass if this is true. Seems to lack emotion in her content.

What's her OF handle?

**AceRimmer340** · 06-09-24 09:36

Originally Posted by JohnnyMong [View Original Post]

I checked out her of. Very hot, but I'll pass if this is true. Seems to lack emotion in her content.

I've been a regular for a few years. She gets more fun with each visit.

**CoMoTgr** · 06-08-24 12:41

Was in Stl yesterday and since they had a TS I decided to check out Jasmine on Chippewa. Got Jenny who said was 31, which seemed about right. Pd the. 7, went for TS first which included some early tease and OTC rubbing. I asked if next time nuru might be possible and she indicated positively but said she did not understand (but she did, she used that excuse when she didn't want to answer). Back in room massage was ok at best, but again she did tease and play a lot and allowed much OTC rubbing with some nip play of her small t's. Again, it sounded like more options could be available on another visit, but since she originally wanted $1 for HJ don't know what more would be. I did still overpay at. 8 but she was pretty fun so didn't mind that much.

On a side note, I also visited Secret Garden for a deep tissue with India. It is an interesting place and it certainly makes one wonder, but she made it very clear that she only did professional massage, that was draped. She kept apologizing saying she really felt like I was there for something more, but I did go for the massage, which was great and if more was available all the better. On my way out did meet and chat with owner Sara, so may try setting something up with her in the future.

**HotStoneStl** · 06-08-24 12:41

Deep tissue if you want it. Nice fun staff. They focus on massage here however extras are available if you are a regular. BTY, never call this or any AMP asking about services other than massage. Both legit stores and jack shacks will NEVER talk about anything other than massage on the phone or on text. Get the info here and by going yourself.

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**RoyBoy69** · 06-07-24 16:18

Originally Posted by AnonymousAlt17 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if Savannah from PLM does BJ or FS?

When I last saw her, which was a year ago, it was NO and YES.

**JohnnyMong** · 06-07-24 12:31

Originally Posted by HesDeadJim [View Original Post]

It was a lot better when it was still called Harmony massage.

The last time I ever went there and there will not be a repeat, massage started off with Lily. Now keep in mind she's the only one who even knows how to give a massage where the dam in that place nowadays. As a matter of fact one of those girls is downright awful at the massage part of it. I had pretty much made up my mind if they tried to give me one of those other girls I was just going to politely decline and walk out. But to my good fortune really started with the massage and I knew she was good so I went ahead and jumped on the table blah blah blah yada yada yada. Then the doorbell up front rings and she walks out which I thought was odd because there were two other people in the place who could have answered the door then she comes back in but I noticed pretty quickly that the massage now sucks balls all of a sudden. I mean literally somebody just lightly squeezing my legs with their hands. It wasn't even a massage and I look back and surprise, surprise, it's not Lily anymore it's that god-awful massage chick.

I ended up just stopping the massage and walking out. I mean talk about the ultimate bait and switch.

I had been there dozens upon dozens of times over last few years it wasn't like they didn't know me or I wasn't a regular and they still tried to pull this shit on me.

I checked out her of. Very hot, but I'll pass if this is true. Seems to lack emotion in her content.