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[TrueNorth]

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[AnonymousAlt17]

Sarah at the Secret Garden has been around for a few years; Full service is available if they get to know you. She had a place on Hampton a few years ago and then disappeared for a few months. Looks like she came back and tried to start a normal salon with hair and makeup services, I guess that did not work so she is back to erotic massage.

As others have mentioned, just like an Asian place, don't drape; this is how they know why you are there. You can expect a HE on your first visit if you are respectful and clean. Much more is available over time but there is no menu; much with the ladies at this place is about how you treat them, the mood that day, and your history with them. I've gotten full service from 2 different ladies there, and everything else along the way (topless, nude, mutual touch, BBBJ) from each of those two. For a while they were pushing 4 hands but that doesn't seem to be their thing anymore.

It's not really an upscale place, but more of a hippy, slacker, flower-power vibe. To schedule you can use the website or just call the main number.

Parking is on street in front on busy Vandeventer, around the block on much quieter side street, at Rockwell beer place, or they even have a little parking area if the gate is open sometimes.

I want to make an appointment, but it seems Sara can't do a certain massage I'd like to book. Is there anyone else? Also, do you recognize Sara's face on their instagram page that you could let me know about?

[MikeyD138]

Sarah at the Secret Garden has been around for a few years; Full service is available if they get to know you. She had a place on Hampton a few years ago and then disappeared for a few months. Looks like she came back and tried to start a normal salon with hair and makeup services, I guess that did not work so she is back to erotic massage.

As others have mentioned, just like an Asian place, don't drape; this is how they know why you are there. You can expect a HE on your first visit if you are respectful and clean. Much more is available over time but there is no menu; much with the ladies at this place is about how you treat them, the mood that day, and your history with them. I've gotten full service from 2 different ladies there, and everything else along the way (topless, nude, mutual touch, BBBJ) from each of those two. For a while they were pushing 4 hands but that doesn't seem to be their thing anymore.

It's not really an upscale place, but more of a hippy, slacker, flower-power vibe. To schedule you can use the website or just call the main number.

Parking is on street in front on busy Vandeventer, around the block on much quieter side street, at Rockwell beer place, or they even have a little parking area if the gate is open sometimes.

What's the damage for massage + extras?

[Flower 79]

Maybe because I am trying to use.

My phone. But the website is not mobile friendly. The other thing is that I take it Sara being the owner and she doesn't appear in any of the available aptsI was even thinking of doing a pre natal one if it was with her LOL does anybody know what India looks like or if any of the other lady pride the same level of quality massage? Or shit at this point if anybody knows how to search availability per person not by date. I have spent and insane amount of time looking to book argh tia.

Sarah at the Secret Garden has been around for a few years; Full service is available if they get to know you. She had a place on Hampton a few years ago and then disappeared for a few months. Looks like she came back and tried to start a normal salon with hair and makeup services, I guess that did not work so she is back to erotic massage.

As others have mentioned, just like an Asian place, don't drape; this is how they know why you are there. You can expect a HE on your first visit if you are respectful and clean. Much more is available over time but there is no menu; much with the ladies at this place is about how you treat them, the mood that day, and your history with them. I've gotten full service from 2 different ladies there, and everything else along the way (topless, nude, mutual touch, BBBJ) from each of those two. For a while they were pushing 4 hands but that doesn't seem to be their thing anymore.

It's not really an upscale place, but more of a hippy, slacker, flower-power vibe. To schedule you can use the website or just call the main number.

Parking is on street in front on busy Vandeventer, around the block on much quieter side street, at Rockwell beer place, or they even have a little parking area if the gate is open sometimes.

[SnorklEsteve]

Do you have an updated list? Or one with the best legit massages?

I can add that Oriental Spa off Bayless is mostly a Jack shack, with just an OK massage.

[Lucky697]

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[SkullMarked25]

Mimi is usually alone.

She also doesn't let you know how much each stage of service costs, just a "More Money More Lovin" policy.

She is still friendly and nice though. Pretty chatty. Make sure your alias has a backstop or you can make stuff up on the fly because she will ask all sorts of questions about yourself, in a friendly manor mind you.

IIRC it was about $120 total to get a HJ and BJ, bith covered.

On the topic of the Centerville Squad I can agree with the poster.

The place is reliable and often cheaper than a sketchy escort. If you are the kind of person who nuts pretty quickly it's a great deal. Go in, get madsaged/played with fuck, nut, and leave.

[JakeTime7]

I see comments that say a provider has 50 reviews and another provider has 30 reviews. Are the reviews comments in this forum or is there another place for reviews? I'm curious.

[Mr Joe Cool]

Awesome post! Thank you for this wealth of information. Super cool, dude!

This is my favorite place to go when I am looking for a massage. I stopped in the other night and they had 5 or 6 ladies available that night for a massage. Normally I go with the one that answers the door but I can also request different ladies and I have in the past. Sophia answered the door and since I had seen her in the past and I knew she gives an excellent massage, I let her lead me to a room. I paid the standard fee for an hour and opted for a table shower. I really did not need it but she can make it as enjoyable as a massage. After she dried me off, we back to the room and I received nice relaxing massage. On the flip, well she really knows how to make a guy feel good. I have always been relaxed for days after going there and all the ladies available there are experienced in the proper way to treat a man. Of the places I have been in the past, this has always been the most consistent for service and a reasonably priced. I highly recommend going there if you are looking for a relaxing massage you will remember and the ladies will make you want to go back for more. They are open 7:00 am to 2:00 am, (18 hrs, about as close to 24 hrs as you can get since Covid) 7 days a week which makes them available when ever I need a massage. I have worked 2nd /3rd shift most of my life and it is nice to find a place that is available on my schedule.

[EddieBoy1]

Yea, she's getting pretty far gone, check out these lines from her current ad:

"Stage names are used for discretion purposes in case potential clients are stalkers, and or 12 aka police aka pigs aka mutts- but here you go since one of my clown clients thinks I have a lookalike, and he thinks I stole my own real identity. I suppose I'm not allowed to have discretion.

In this industry many men may be stalkers or cops. They may think they personally know the masseur. The stalker may not have high enough intelligence to know or understand that in this industry women use fake names.

The reason I chose the name Abigail.

In the Old Testament, Abigail was King David's third wife (the text refers to her as 'good in discretion and beautiful in form' ".

You guys are on to something.

[Wfhff14]

Yea, she's getting pretty far gone, check out these lines from her current ad:

"Stage names are used for discretion purposes in case potential clients are stalkers, and or 12 aka police aka pigs aka mutts- but here you go since one of my clown clients thinks I have a lookalike, and he thinks I stole my own real identity. I suppose I'm not allowed to have discretion.

In this industry many men may be stalkers or cops. They may think they personally know the masseur. The stalker may not have high enough intelligence to know or understand that in this industry women use fake names.

The reason I chose the name Abigail.

In the Old Testament, Abigail was King David's third wife (the text refers to her as 'good in discretion and beautiful in form' ".

[Bill425]

This is my favorite place to go when I am looking for a massage. I stopped in the other night and they had 5 or 6 ladies available that night for a massage. Normally I go with the one that answers the door but I can also request different ladies and I have in the past. Sophia answered the door and since I had seen her in the past and I knew she gives an excellent massage, I let her lead me to a room. I paid the standard fee for an hour and opted for a table shower. I really did not need it but she can make it as enjoyable as a massage. After she dried me off, we back to the room and I received nice relaxing massage. On the flip, well she really knows how to make a guy feel good. I have always been relaxed for days after going there and all the ladies available there are experienced in the proper way to treat a man. Of the places I have been in the past, this has always been the most consistent for service and a reasonably priced. I highly recommend going there if you are looking for a relaxing massage you will remember and the ladies will make you want to go back for more. They are open 7:00 am to 2:00 am, (18 hrs, about as close to 24 hrs as you can get since Covid) 7 days a week which makes them available when ever I need a massage. I have worked 2nd /3rd shift most of my life and it is nice to find a place that is available on my schedule.

[BuderBum314]

Avoid her at all costs. Seriously, she has some very obvious mental health issues. I don't think it's funny and I don't write this to he vindictive or for a cheap laugh. The bottom line is her issues could lead to extremely erratic behavior that could have a dramatic impact on your life. You can't get her the help she so obviously needs so avoid her.

It's actually a sad situation. But don't let her issues become your problem.

Well said!! If we could "like" a post I would have. I saw her once and knew within 5 minutes of seeing her it would be the only visit I ever have with her. She is on my direct route home from work so I was REALLY hoping she could be a regular thing but I'd rather take my chances with someone else. Whether you're single or not it just is t worth it with her.

[FartCity]

Avoid her at all costs. Seriously, she has some very obvious mental health issues. I don't think it's funny and I don't write this to he vindictive or for a cheap laugh. The bottom line is her issues could lead to extremely erratic behavior that could have a dramatic impact on your life. You can't get her the help she so obviously needs so avoid her.

It's actually a sad situation. But don't let her issues become your problem.

No joke, one of these days we're going to be wondering if the victim was one of the guys on this board.

[Derosa]

She has to many personalities now. She doesn't know whether she wants to stick to her stage name or use her real name. She's like a box of chocolates, you just don't know what you going to get.

Avoid her at all costs. Seriously, she has some very obvious mental health issues. I don't think it's funny and I don't write this to he vindictive or for a cheap laugh. The bottom line is her issues could lead to extremely erratic behavior that could have a dramatic impact on your life. You can't get her the help she so obviously needs so avoid her.

It's actually a sad situation. But don't let her issues become your problem.