Massage Parlor Reports

**WoodWorker9** · 03-10-24 02:10

Well, since everyone is having discussions about everything else but reviews, I guess I'll be the odd ball and drop one from this past week LOL.

Popped into sxl, just wanting a decent rub down and L1. Lily (who's been at the spa awhile ago) is back. She's about 40 ish, looks pretty good for her age. Boobs are definitely on the larger side. She wanted $1 to release them but I wasn't paying that today but I'll be back to have them things in my mouth. The massage was very light, nothing to write home about. But it got me relaxed. For the HJ, she asked me if I like it slow or fast. Always got to love when they actually ask and don't just jackhammer away. She stroked junior slowly while giving some light moans and blowing air on him. Was pretty hot. I might go back for L2 another time. Tipped $80.

Stay safe out there gents.

**SideTalker** · 03-09-24 21:44

Lets get back to reviewing.

Decided to tofft above location. Decent looking middle aged front desk lady but then bait and switch with an older provider once inside the room. Clean place. Lackluster massage, l1 was available upon request but nothing special.

Won't repeat.

**Tennan** · 03-09-24 21:05

Tina Said that she leaving at the end of week and new young and beautiful replacement arriving. We will give her a test drive.

Tina really redeemed herself with me. Full menu: BBBJ; FS;69 and DATY. She kept the DATY external; confined to clit. Maybe approaching monthly or recent deposit". Got a sent of latex. She had O and knows how to say no fake".

BBBJ was awesome almost entirely lips and no hands. She knows how to gently use front teeth and tongue.

I think I blew out her tonsils. She kept it slow until the end.

Each time she started negotiation with 1.4 and settled for reasonable. But not giving it away. I sensed that 1.4 was a trained initial offer but a lack of English and shyness brought her to reality.

She gave me a sweet hug that did not appear fake either.

I will try the new girl after I hear some intel.

HandyManny7 · 03-09-24 20:49

Originally Posted by ChriSilva [View Original Post]

Massage Chicago (563X W Fullerton Ave) new girl Linda.

Today early day visited 563X, MMS was there. She asked Alice or new girl. Fuck so hard to decide. So she send the new girl. Man she was cute, small frame but curvy. Nice B cup with small nips. Very sexy body. Her massage was ok, the suction was good too. She is not as tight but holds her ground well. It was a sight to see her from behind as well as DATY was clean and she seem to really enjoy. Her name is Linda short brown hair with a very pretty face. I am going to have to choose a duo next time and see if Alice and Linda can play with each other.

Visited Linda today nice time. Full menu. Standard pricing after negotiations. Small after market boobs. Big clam necks. Nice thin frame. Good time. Will repeat. Goes back to New York in 20 days.

**BringBackBp** · 03-09-24 18:41

Originally Posted by Lacky [View Original Post]

From what it sounds like a lot of places are starting to get hit or investigated. My buddy told me not too long ago the block where Kedzie spa is at got blocked off with police walking out some girls in handcuffs. Might be time to lay low for a bit.

Hmm interesting. None of the other girls received the same treatment at other locations. And there was only one girl at Kedzie. So either your friend got it wrong or fed you false info. Please stop this spreading of BS.

**Rws1990** · 03-09-24 17:58

Have been seeing these Latina providers ads for a while now and planning on seeing them soon. Any intel on if they are real or not would be much appreciated. Have seen Alison on TER so I am definitely feeling better about her.

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=best-body...atinas-e982342

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=back-in-t...-weeks-5d52419

**StayPuff** · 03-09-24 15:47

Red Table is a table is a massage table with a hole in it which allows a L1/ L2 while the client is face down. IMO it's a gimmick and I don't think it's anything special.

Red Table Girls is a bit controversial. There are Red Table Girls (I believe they used to advertise with the Rubb / Rubbilicious moniker years ago) mentioned by others near Albany Park. But there was a spot near Elston / Central that called themselves home of the Red Table as well. I've visited both throughout the past several years (even longer if you count the Rubb visits), and the latter I think was better (they had other furniture besides the red table) and more competitively priced relative to other private spas but ultimately YMMV depended on who you saw.

**Fit312** · 03-09-24 15:14

Originally Posted by BigsKings [View Original Post]

Given what's happening now probably I should stay home but got a text about the new Singapore girl Chloe in Archer Spa so decided to give a try.

Yeah, I fucked Ella from San Francisco over there. Probably pushing 40, soft man-made boobs and ass, slight baby damage, somewhat petite, no tats, shaved pussy, good English. BBBJ, CFS, DATY, no kissing. Pussy is a little shallow, so I took it easy on her. Says that she's be there through the end of the month, so I might see her again in a couple of weeks. Broken window from a vandal, he might have hit 1705 W 35th too.

**HappyGardener** · 03-09-24 14:43

Originally Posted by PantherPride4 [View Original Post]

Yeah this whole thread was for "Mongers" to come and talk about their sexual fantasy's happening at Massage Spa's but since late Summer It's been the same few Spa's talked about over and over Orange, Tokyo and some others In the Chinatown area. Yeah both Orange and Tokyo have "Spa" In their name but those spots were fronts. When I went to Orange they had no Massage Tables just beds like It's Just A place for Fukin. But Let me say Archer Is hot garbage besides these new Brothels. Alot of older 50's grannies wanting A $100 for A HJ It was 1 Spa on Archer that wants you to Jerk yourself while they just stand there and watch and talk dirty. I was pissed I could stay at home and do that myself. And true before the Chinatown takeover SXL and Ozone was all that was talked about on here years ago. But It's hard to find parks downtown so that's probably why SXL lost business. Now Princess Latina I'm sorry I used to love but It's horrible now they just want your money and rush you out. They cut off your time for going to the Bathroom and you better Pop (Cum) In like 10 minutes or they'll just walk out the room and now they wear purple nurse outfits not as sexy as the Black spandex. Pacifico Is another Latina only Spa nobody never talks about on here and they don't get much business doubt CPD Is watching them. Other good Spa's Princess Thai Orchid, Linda Spa that's up North BTW What Is Red Table Girls? LOL.

Same old song and dance, just a different handle.

**Lacky** · 03-09-24 14:23

From what it sounds like a lot of places are starting to get hit or investigated. My buddy told me not too long ago the block where Kedzie spa is at got blocked off with police walking out some girls in handcuffs. Might be time to lay low for a bit.

**Mitsom** · 03-09-24 12:26

It's gotten a little tiring hearing people who never post any actionable intel on here complaining about those who do. Or complaining that people were posting "novels" when they post jack. Or complaining that the same places get posted about. Now those same people saying "see that's why I never tell you guys where I go".

I see how it is. I just got a killer BBJ / throat F last week from a hot Asian with a sick body who happens to also give a killer massage. But I won't bore you all with the details. You can get back to posting about why nobody is posting and discussions about wanking off to grannies while they tell you to hurry up and cum. Make sure to keep moving the decimal point around in the price to confuse the police.

**BigsKings** · 03-09-24 11:23

Given what's happening now probably I should stay home but got a text about the new Singapore girl Chloe in Archer Spa so decided to give a try.

The place seems to run as Normal, Chloe opened the door and honestly her look really exceeded my expectations.

Very white and smooth skin and real Boob that is very soft.

Light Kiss, Nuru, 69 are on the menus for 150 tips but no Rim jobs.

She has very good English and her voice is like a porn star. Good experience.

**Coopertars** · 03-09-24 11:11

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

I have no idea. Its a buzz word from the shills, LOL.

Yeah hope you know I'm not a shill, its not a buzz word either. Its literally what the girls call themselves in their ads.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2963338

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ite-26669.html

**DMichaels69** · 03-09-24 09:52

I have no idea. Its a buzz word from the shills, LOL.

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

What is red table girls?

Edit: meant to quote the person who mentioned them down thread. And yes I've been contributing original reports here for years.

**GMoney05** · 03-08-24 22:50

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Great responses from some regulars and to be honest I don't mind this thread cooling down a bit. It was reaching a point where the run-on posts about the same 2 or 3 spots were inundating this thread and not providing any info of value. It's one thing to provide detail on a particular provider and their services and another to just gush on and on about the same 1 or 2 chicks.

Just because there aren't hour by hour reports about any given place doesn't mean there isn't any info of value on this site. Actually, it's quite the opposite. To be honest, some of the best providers are rarely reported on here. It's not because they aren't popular but, rather, most mongers don't want their fave girls to get blown up and be near impossible to book in the future. After a while you recognize which mongers post legit, valuable info and you have to learn to follow the bread crumbs and read between the lines. I pretty much never went to any of those jack shacks that got busted and to be honest I have a current rotation of girls I see that is the best in quite some time. And you can count me as one of those guys who doesn't share on every spot they visit because I don't want to ruin a good thing. Haha, sorry but true.

The veterans of this site, who have been successful, have all been through the ups and downs of trying new places, striking out and hitting homeruns. No info you find on this site is going to help find that perfect place for you. That comes through getting out there, trying some different spots and finding who and what works for you. When you finally find "your" spot or ATF (or 3) you will be much happier in the end.

Yup and that's exactly why now people aren't posting as much most the recent reviews or near novel like post been getting long and ridiculous about the same 819,Orange and Tokyo and Kedzie etc. If I found A great Spa with A dream like Girl should I now have to post and share her Spa? Not only so she'll be so busy I can't book an appointment with her but so her Spa can get so busy and It draws extra attention from Law enforcement? Nah I stay quiet and speak about some other Spa's that's just okay. Now this Site can go back to normal reviews again hopefully.