Massage Parlor Reports

**Masseur2000** · 01-31-24 21:43

Originally Posted by MBaby69 [View Original Post]

She's actually Ukrainian so don't ask if she's Russian. She will get pissed. Doesn't speak english except with translation app.

Here's the deal.

You communicate with her husband via text who sometimes works from home but you can communicate with her in person with the Russian to English app. She gives a good massage and YMMV beyond that. I've had very good luck as have others. Mornings are good with her and she has allowed me to use the shower when she was on the beach. Over all very reasonable IMO.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

**PlainJon** · 01-31-24 18:47

Does anyone have any info on this place in Pembrook Pines?

**MBaby69** · 01-31-24 11:31

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

Never set up appointment. Russian, proficient English at best. Kind of a pushy, high-energy texter although fair enough considering she probably has to weed through a dozen different messages before someone actually shows up. You'll nut though for sure. Reasonable price, but again never saw her, so idk if upgrades beyond HJ are available or reasonably priced.

For the French gal in her 50's from a few posts back. 100% you'll leave happy if you give some gentle hints on the flip. No way a French chick who loves her Quebecois customers doesn't understand how to make some extra tip money. Just my perception. Haven't seen her either to review / rec.

She's actually Ukrainian so don't ask if she's Russian. She will get pissed. Doesn't speak english except with translation app.

**Soflo14** · 01-31-24 06:52

I haven't been in a year or two because it's far, but I always have fun at martinas in deerfield. I think it was 120 or 150 for the hanshake, and I remember FS opens up at 200.

Originally Posted by AlexInF8 [View Original Post]

Seems that all Latin places are out of business in broward?

**LazyBones** · 01-30-24 21:49

Originally Posted by Flight57 [View Original Post]

Sorry, forgot the link.

Anyone visit this place ?

https://asianmassageflorida.com/

Been there. Quick wam bam place. Passable looks. Odd location on the first floor of an apartment complex. Enter off the street side entrance to a small apt courtyard to that unit. Cameras tell them you are there. I wonder if they really have a license to do business or someone will report them.

**HUM7098** · 01-30-24 16:36

Anyone tried this site for massage providers. Seems to good to be true.

**Flight57** · 01-30-24 15:10

Originally Posted by RackHam32 [View Original Post]

There's a few dozen with a similar name, what's the street?

Sorry, forgot the link.

Anyone visit this place ?

https://asianmassageflorida.com/

**LazyBones** · 01-30-24 13:57

Originally Posted by MattHearty [View Original Post]

Hey gents, hope all is well. Has anyone heard info on this one:

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

Thanks in advance.

Has a garage spa she uses. Decent massage. She has her routine in what and how she does the massage. On the flip begins to get jr involved in the swipes and rubs push and pull of her hands across your body until you finish. She stays clothed and doesn't pull away if you begin to reach. Not as attractive in person as the pics IMHO. She doesn't talk. Probably a language thing. Left oily and I did not return.

**Rustys** · 01-30-24 10:50

Originally Posted by MattHearty [View Original Post]

Hey gents, hope all is well. Has anyone heard info on this one:

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

Thanks in advance.

Never set up appointment. Russian, proficient English at best. Kind of a pushy, high-energy texter although fair enough considering she probably has to weed through a dozen different messages before someone actually shows up. You'll nut though for sure. Reasonable price, but again never saw her, so idk if upgrades beyond HJ are available or reasonably priced.

For the French gal in her 50's from a few posts back. 100% you'll leave happy if you give some gentle hints on the flip. No way a French chick who loves her Quebecois customers doesn't understand how to make some extra tip money. Just my perception. Haven't seen her either to review / rec.

**RackHam32** · 01-30-24 10:27

Originally Posted by Flight57 [View Original Post]

Anyone try this place yet?

There's a few dozen with a similar name, what's the street?

**Flight57** · 01-30-24 08:45

Anyone try this place yet?

**MattHearty** · 01-30-24 07:38

Hey gents, hope all is well. Has anyone heard info on this one:

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

Thanks in advance.

**MYCookie** · 01-29-24 22:47

Originally Posted by FourSeasons2 [View Original Post]

Kate- Pros (pretty face, little spinner body, decent light / medium massage skills, clean private studio, HE is available) - Cons (very shy doesn't make any effort to chat during session, 90% of session face down, HE available but she only offered me a mechanical HJ at the end of the session for ALOT of extra $). I saw her a few times hoping she would become more relaxed and more fun but she did not improve so I stopped seeing her.

Dasha. Pros (nice woman who will talk and be friendly, clean apartment setup, tries to give a good medium / firm massage for only $120, no upsell) - Cons (I prefer spinners and she is an Amazon 6 foot +, will massage you uncovered but no HE avail.).

I left Happy with Dasha but kept her top on.

**DrWho** · 01-29-24 00:12

I think this is the place in the shopping center across from the Turnpike entrance on Commercial. If it is I visited many years ago and it was OK. Looking at ads connected with the # I see a table shower is available (wasn't years ago). Just wonderin if anyone has been there lately?

https://ftlauderdale.bedpage.com/Esc.../23134193.html

**DirtyDirty1** · 01-28-24 19:24

Originally Posted by BadAssCb91 [View Original Post]

I hate to do this but I smell a little bs or maybe something is off with you or she didn't like your vibe to trust you or maybe YMMV!

Someone else on this forum saw her before you did and left very happy. Him and I were chatting on PMs and we spoke about her then I went to see her my self this week. I did a 60 minutes session and left very happy.

First of all, the massage was okay. Maybe because I like deep tissue more than swedish but it was alright. If you like swedish, go for it. She does live in hollywood but annoying with the address. She tells you to get to some corner then you have call her or text when you almost there then she sends the actual address, in front of a church.

She is overweight maybe 3 to 4 x what is in her current add. Pictures look old af. She is decent looking. For those who love good massage table, turn around LOL sinc she is using an old ass pink table from the 90's.

I won't be going back because I do not think the menu is that open but I manage to get her topless.

Definitely my experience was I didn't leave with a HE, however, I also didn't specifically ask for it. I thought it would just happen, oh well.

She is definitely not the same size as her pics, but I wouldn't say she is 300 lbs or anything. She is maybe pushing 200 lbs? 180 lbs? Not sure, something like that. Pleasant face. Maybe 50's in age.