Massage Parlor Reports

[NoHorni]

CLC Is the worst Spa I've ever been too. Most expensive charging $70 and they fuss In the back wanting an extra $100 tips. Please stay away. Ozone has turned Into garbage. Ozone was my favorite Spa and was poppin back from 2020-2022 nowadays they lost all the smoke shows and just older out of shape ladies who are over 40. There's so many better cheaper options besides Ozone like Princess Thai or West River Spa. Has anybody recently tried Blue Island over on Ashland? Last time I stopped by some smoke show answered the door with big boobs sticking out her dress.

It's not that bad tbh. Better than most spas.

[Sandbox72]

https://twitter.com/PearlAngelsChi/s...42652309106953

Are these pics TGTBT?

Does Tokyo Spa, Kedzie, and 819 post real pics of the girls?

[ThrilHouse]

Thanks for the tip, too bad about Ozone. That was my first experience with this hobby. Who do you recommend in Princess or River spa?

I heard Francesca is a good independent provider - https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ime-42931.html.

Saw her once, she is good but wouldn't do multipop YMMV.

[OneRoadToWest]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Anyone know of any options that might be in that area, it seems Chinatown is the likely place, but I'm not renting a car so mostly looking for something close and convenient for late nights. Any recommendations to point me in the right direction would be much appreciated. Even an Indy, in-calls or a good recommendation for an outcall. Looks are important so has to be hot but not looking for GPS rates.

If you are in River North, you can try "ywsm", they are in gold coast. Most other agencies moved out of downtown.

Besides what Charlie said about orange line which is a good option, if you ride the bus #62, you can get to archer where there are tons of massage parlors along the road.

[BringBackBp]

Seemed like it-was my take on situation-I could be wrong.

What exactly happened? Usually you pay up front and get to services. I'm just not understanding why she would literally try to put her hands in your pockets.

[Ohhi773]

There was no Ella there. Only Linda and Lilly. Nothing crazy.

I can confirm Lilly. MILF type. Nice tits. Rush job but I was able to slow her down a bit, no massage. CBJ, 3 positions CG, Doggy, Mish.

Probably won't repeat unless I don't feel like going to the southside.

This is Lovely spa on Pulaski near Irving Park.

P.S. Bring your own cover. She wanted to use one that was just laying on the nightstand out of the package.

[WalkingHard]

Dropped into Ozone this week after being away since the summer and the first thing I noticed is they raised their prices for an hour massage from $80 to $90. I'm not trying to be cheap but I know the quality of the massage a person typically receives at Ozone isn't extraordinary to warrant paying $90/ Hr for it. But I was really in need of a massage and so I drew Sasha or at least that's what I think she goes by as I've seen her before. Again, the massage is decent but nothing to really warrant paying that house of a house fee. She asked what I wanted after the flip and just settled on L1. There was only one other girl in the waiting area when I left who looked to be in her mid-40's. The weather was bad and it was probably slow but I doubt I'll return if the service remains as is.

[GMoney05]

Thanks for the tip, too bad about Ozone. That was my first experience with this hobby. Who do you recommend in Princess or River spa?

I heard Francesca is a good independent provider - https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ime-42931.html.

Yeah I peeped by Ozone on the Weekend seen an older out of shape lady sitting there by the window kept going. Princess Thai Both locations usually hire average looking MT but Belmont usually has younger ones like Christy. But West River Spa has "Sara" and Tina. But Sara looks better IMO. But Tina Is younger. Clean Spa and nice Shower room. I drove to Broadway which Is far up North by Truman College looked for this Nadia she doesn't work till like Noon early saw older ladies. Those are the best Non South Side options.

[Member #6568]

What already hasn't been said.

I echo same sentiment.

[Dbry4281]

Orange- Helen.

Ill keep it simple, seems as if there are people realizing, there are alot of fake reviews on here. I'm not going to write a love novel, lets get the facts to you mongers.

Saw Helen. Face on I. G, looks close to her real face. She's about 30,5'2, from my guestimate. Size C fake ones, nice looking. Lighter brown eyes for an asian, I asked her if she wore contacts, nope, she said. Light brown highlights in hair. She knows very little English, which is a norm. Has a C section scar, Flower tattoo, on inner pelvis, actually had a little tribal tat design above ass, as we would call it a tramp stamp, cute average ass. Has some cute dimples on her face. Lip fillers, I could tell. Nice body though, thin legs. Was passionate. Nice attitude- non rushed. Hit all the positions. Pussy was trimmed neatly. Said I was a little big for her, but she took it.

Looks 7/10 she was about 30. Cute.

Service 8/10.

Attitude Good, non rushed.

[Lamer12]

CLC Is the worst Spa I've ever been too. Most expensive charging $70 and they fuss In the back wanting an extra $100 tips. Please stay away. Ozone has turned Into garbage. Ozone was my favorite Spa and was poppin back from 2020-2022 nowadays they lost all the smoke shows and just older out of shape ladies who are over 40. There's so many better cheaper options besides Ozone like Princess Thai or West River Spa. Has anybody recently tried Blue Island over on Ashland? Last time I stopped by some smoke show answered the door with big boobs sticking out her dress.

Thanks for the tip, too bad about Ozone. That was my first experience with this hobby. Who do you recommend in Princess or River spa?

I heard Francesca is a good independent provider - https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ime-42931.html.

[DroopyMac]

In a strip mall across from Pete' Market. Clean inside, plenty of parking available.

Sunny is just a little bit bigger than your prototypical spinner, bulls eye right in the middle between spinner and average body. Her body has nice proportions, a nice little butt, nice hips, nice top, and a face that is both sexy and cute.

Sunny's service was top notch, though basic, kind of had an intimate feeling to it. A great HJ after the massage, including ball play and attention to my taint. She varied the speed at which she stroked and prolonged the HJ in a very teasing maner, taking me to edge and back before finally culminating in a grand explosion. Sunny is a classy and sexy girl who knows what she is doing. Definitely worth a visit if she's your type. Have fun and stay well.

I had to do a double take at first. Thought you were reviewing Summer.

Man, I miss that girl. Haven't seen her in over a year. The last few visits to Pure have been average at best. Not terrible but nothing special either. Lots of other options a short drive away. FWIW, you may want to post about Pure in the Lombard section.

[ReallyNotSayin]

Last month, I visited Health Care Spa twice. 2 different providers, I wasn't attracted to either and declined extra. However, the massage was great in both cases, and for that price, I will return again. Overall, it seems like a clean spa. I would recommend it.

I stopped by CLC; they have older Asian girls. Massage is not nonexistent; service is ok. It is fine if you are out of options.

https://tryst.link/massage/jordanmare26 - Saw Jordan as well. She is expensive, but super hot and massage was great. Her music can be a mood killer, but once I got used to it, it didn't bother me. I Probably should have asked to turn it down a bit.

I am planning on visiting Broadway Spa this week and will report back. This cold weather makes me lazy.

I haven't visited Ozone in a while, any updates on who is working there?

Broadway has been good to me. Rotating talent so a little hard to keep track. Let us know who you see and how it was.

[Member #6568]

Wait what? I'm not understanding what you are trying to post? Are you saying she tried to pick pocket you?

Seemed like it-was my take on situation-I could be wrong.

[Fit312]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Plenty of places on Grand or Chicago, but they don't stay open super late.