Massage Parlor Reports

[Dbry4281]

Orange- Helen.

Ill keep it simple, seems as if there are people realizing, there are alot of fake reviews on here. I'm not going to write a love novel, lets get the facts to you mongers.

Saw Helen. Face on I. G, looks close to her real face. She's about 30,5'2, from my guestimate. Size C fake ones, nice looking. Lighter brown eyes for an asian, I asked her if she wore contacts, nope, she said. Light brown highlights in hair. She knows very little English, which is a norm. Has a C section scar, Flower tattoo, on inner pelvis, actually had a little tribal tat design above ass, as we would call it a tramp stamp, cute average ass. Has some cute dimples on her face. Lip fillers, I could tell. Nice body though, thin legs. Was passionate. Nice attitude- non rushed. Hit all the positions. Pussy was trimmed neatly. Said I was a little big for her, but she took it.

Looks 7/10 she was about 30. Cute.

Service 8/10.

Attitude Good, non rushed.

[Lamer12]

CLC Is the worst Spa I've ever been too. Most expensive charging $70 and they fuss In the back wanting an extra $100 tips. Please stay away. Ozone has turned Into garbage. Ozone was my favorite Spa and was poppin back from 2020-2022 nowadays they lost all the smoke shows and just older out of shape ladies who are over 40. There's so many better cheaper options besides Ozone like Princess Thai or West River Spa. Has anybody recently tried Blue Island over on Ashland? Last time I stopped by some smoke show answered the door with big boobs sticking out her dress.

Thanks for the tip, too bad about Ozone. That was my first experience with this hobby. Who do you recommend in Princess or River spa?

I heard Francesca is a good independent provider - https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ime-42931.html.

[DroopyMac]

In a strip mall across from Pete' Market. Clean inside, plenty of parking available.

Sunny is just a little bit bigger than your prototypical spinner, bulls eye right in the middle between spinner and average body. Her body has nice proportions, a nice little butt, nice hips, nice top, and a face that is both sexy and cute.

Sunny's service was top notch, though basic, kind of had an intimate feeling to it. A great HJ after the massage, including ball play and attention to my taint. She varied the speed at which she stroked and prolonged the HJ in a very teasing maner, taking me to edge and back before finally culminating in a grand explosion. Sunny is a classy and sexy girl who knows what she is doing. Definitely worth a visit if she's your type. Have fun and stay well.

I had to do a double take at first. Thought you were reviewing Summer.

Man, I miss that girl. Haven't seen her in over a year. The last few visits to Pure have been average at best. Not terrible but nothing special either. Lots of other options a short drive away. FWIW, you may want to post about Pure in the Lombard section.

[ReallyNotSayin]

Last month, I visited Health Care Spa twice. 2 different providers, I wasn't attracted to either and declined extra. However, the massage was great in both cases, and for that price, I will return again. Overall, it seems like a clean spa. I would recommend it.

I stopped by CLC; they have older Asian girls. Massage is not nonexistent; service is ok. It is fine if you are out of options.

https://tryst.link/massage/jordanmare26 - Saw Jordan as well. She is expensive, but super hot and massage was great. Her music can be a mood killer, but once I got used to it, it didn't bother me. I Probably should have asked to turn it down a bit.

I am planning on visiting Broadway Spa this week and will report back. This cold weather makes me lazy.

I haven't visited Ozone in a while, any updates on who is working there?

Broadway has been good to me. Rotating talent so a little hard to keep track. Let us know who you see and how it was.

[Member #6568]

Wait what? I'm not understanding what you are trying to post? Are you saying she tried to pick pocket you?

Seemed like it-was my take on situation-I could be wrong.

[Fit312]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Plenty of places on Grand or Chicago, but they don't stay open super late.

[SpaDude777]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Anyone know of any options that might be in that area, it seems Chinatown is the likely place, but I'm not renting a car so mostly looking for something close and convenient for late nights. Any recommendations to point me in the right direction would be much appreciated. Even an Indy, in-calls or a good recommendation for an outcall. Looks are important so has to be hot but not looking for GPS rates.

Go see BeBe at S&L on Michigan ave. Super hot spinner with wide open menu. She is there Tues and Wed. Good luck!!

[GMoney05]

Last month, I visited Health Care Spa twice. 2 different providers, I wasn't attracted to either and declined extra. However, the massage was great in both cases, and for that price, I will return again. Overall, it seems like a clean spa. I would recommend it.

I stopped by CLC; they have older Asian girls. Massage is not nonexistent; service is ok. It is fine if you are out of options.

https://tryst.link/massage/jordanmare26 - Saw Jordan as well. She is expensive, but super hot and massage was great. Her music can be a mood killer, but once I got used to it, it didn't bother me. I Probably should have asked to turn it down a bit.

I am planning on visiting Broadway Spa this week and will report back. This cold weather makes me lazy.

I haven't visited Ozone in a while, any updates on who is working there?

CLC Is the worst Spa I've ever been too. Most expensive charging $70 and they fuss In the back wanting an extra $100 tips. Please stay away. Ozone has turned Into garbage. Ozone was my favorite Spa and was poppin back from 2020-2022 nowadays they lost all the smoke shows and just older out of shape ladies who are over 40. There's so many better cheaper options besides Ozone like Princess Thai or West River Spa. Has anybody recently tried Blue Island over on Ashland? Last time I stopped by some smoke show answered the door with big boobs sticking out her dress.

[SmoothCoolJa]

So I have been going to two places on Irving Park, Beijing, and Natural Elements, and all I have been able to get is HJ. They have been Great but I am a bit shy to ask for a BJ or more. If anyone knows these places, are there any tips you can give to lead into that if they do offer it? Are there any other places I should visit? I heard about a place on Kedzie on here, where exactly is that? Any idea how much I should be paying? I'm a NOOB, sorry!

[Tennan]

I did a recon mission on 4205 and Rd in Chicago this week. Ella is a very attractive Milfy Asian with a great body. $50 admission fee for 30 minutes & I had to negotiate FS for 120. She was reluctant to accept this & wanted more but once the haggling was out of the way I had her in a few fun positions. She says there are 2 girls working there. I saw a other good looking girl walking around as I was leaving. Definitely going to come back to see another girl.

Walked in saw a hot little thing she took me back and I asked her name and she said Ella, I said must be my lucky day. Every part of my body and hers was licked and sucked all while she had a huge smile LOL. Then on with the cover for cowgirl and mish till the end, I bought lottery tickets after I left. That girl is a hot, dirty, nasty little freak and a must to see before she is gone it was worth every penny house. 6 tip 1. 4. I thank you guys on this board.

[BringBackBp]

Not jessica from PD.

Unique look-long eye lashes and couldn't tell but pupils looked huge for some reason.

Friendly-but not feelin it, so was going to go-as try to entice I could tell she was trying to slip her hand I to fromt pocket looking for $$.

Called her out-she apologized asked to stay still I apologized said I gotz to go.

Wait what? I'm not understanding what you are trying to post? Are you saying she tried to pick pocket you?

[SpaGuy21]

500 words kinda weak. I literally wrote 1883 words once. Most of my reviews goes beyond 1 k. I read a 500 words poetry I'm like this shit be lacking.

I think his point was the run-on reviews are NOT good. I know I scroll right past them. I don't need to know what you ate for lunch before you got a BJ or how some provider reminds you of that one time at band camp, hahaha. But, to each their own.

[OF Charlie]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Anyone know of any options that might be in that area, it seems Chinatown is the likely place, but I'm not renting a car so mostly looking for something close and convenient for late nights. Any recommendations to point me in the right direction would be much appreciated. Even an Indy, in-calls or a good recommendation for an outcall. Looks are important so has to be hot but not looking for GPS rates.

How brave are you? If you are brave, walk a couple of blocks south across the river to State and Lake and jump on the Orange Line. Ride 4 stops and get off at the Halsted stop. RL and Tokyo spa are within 5 minutes walk of the Halsted stop. Or ride 2 more stops and get off at the 35th/Archer stop. PD is 5 minutes walk and Orange is 10 minutes walk from the stop. Plenty of reviews on those places.

If you are scared to take the Chicago train, then wait to see if anyone else has something else to offer. There is nothing much in the loop area as the rent is too high and parking is too difficult.

[Member #6568]

Not jessica from PD.

Unique look-long eye lashes and couldn't tell but pupils looked huge for some reason.

Friendly-but not feelin it, so was going to go-as try to entice I could tell she was trying to slip her hand I to fromt pocket looking for $$.

Called her out-she apologized asked to stay still I apologized said I gotz to go.

[RedGhost79]

Are you sure you were on Montrose.

381X W Montrose, Unit X W.