Massage Parlor Reports

[Caribe]

F this place. Went here on Tuesday and vowing to never again return.

I got a newish gal who offered me a BJ for 100 bucks. She asked me pay first and then give me 2 licks and that was it. I told her to keep sucking it and she said "no no" and proceeded to jack hammer.

Rip off. I wanted to punch her right there and then.

I'm not a customer of this place but as a warning to others, what's her name and description?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

As far as SH, which one is the famous Helen?

Are the ones with open menus old?

Helen is not hard to find, she goes by the name "Helen". You waltz in and say "Helen please". She is the only survivor of the many changes, and always has a great attitude.

For menu's, its been said 1000 times, but YMMV. Most of the big time menu girls have left. Walk across the street next to KFK.

[DSeanC]

After the spa was closed for 1 day, I didn't know what to expect, so just walked in during the week to see who's available. Kelly answered the door and took me to one of the rooms. She wasn't wearing any makeup like she used to but still sexy and pretty as hell. I told her I wanted to see her so I waited in the room for a few minutes until she came back into the room in her red fitted dress revealing her bod. We lfk then dfk, I felt like I was making out with my girlfriend from back in high school, kissing her was so enjoyable. We skipped the massage so she had me lay on the table for a quick clean up. Her BBBJ skills were on point then switched to 69 so I could taste her and indeed she was tasty. I had on the table so I could DATY and DATO, she was very responsive and climbed up to get one more BBBJ before the cfs. She felt pretty tight and she was really getting into it, lots of dfk until I finally blew in the bag. At the end she told me you make me happy 2 times with a smile, I hope it's true and want to see her again if she's still there this weekend.

Damage was 7 (hr) + $4 (tip).

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Mag and Bolsa, L shaped 3 story complex with 7/11 in the center. Tried Blue Sky at lunch. There are a couple other joints at this mall. Walk in and dude comes out from the back chewing on chop sticks. Gets behind the counter and stares down at an empty calendar and asks if I have appointment? No. How long? Half hour. Getting ready to walk and then he asks, boy or girl? Girl. OK. Something something. Cute younger asian girl comes out from the back. Wow. But she's sporting leggings and Doc Martins. Bummer. She leads me to a room down the hall and says get undressed. I signal to my pants and she vigorously shakes her head. Got a back massage, no action. Think it was 40 door and tipped 40. Does anyone know if the other spots here offer?

That's the place with the 3 story pagoda building? Yeah that Blue Sky is legit, and cold rooms. Don't waste your time. There is another place on the same floor, and the MMS used to be a FS provider at F&C but I guess she went legit too.

Bolsa is hit and miss, while Westminster and Beach are pretty much sure thing.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

There are several shops around that charge 50 or 60 for house, and usually these places are actually crappier than the 40 places. So I suspect that they get tired of cheapskate mongers giving 10 buck tips, so they raise their house fee wth the expectation of lower tips. So those places might be a better deal (50 house + 40 = 90,40 house + 60 = 100).

At 2018 Massage, I asked Mia or Mimi what was normal for a tip 40/50/60 and she said any of those are fine. She seemed willing to take anything, but it was a slow day. So that would have been 45 + 40 = 85 for a pull and a squeeze.

At SH, I have never had a girl ask for any specific tip, or complain about a tip. Unlike some other well known places.

I normally do 60 but depends on service quality, attitude, enthusiasm, cleanliness, access, cuteness, and hotness.

A tip should be related to the service. As everyone here knows, HJ's are no more all the same, then every restaurant meal is the same. There are $3 HappyEndingMeals and $200 Michellin restaurant meals. So we really need to not agree to fixed tips in advance. I suggest offering a range. And giving her some incentive to do her best. I think the proper response to "You tip me 70 sailor?" Is "I will tip you between 20 to 70, possibly even 120, depending on my satisfaction level". It seems almost criminal to pay the same 60 for gold service with GFE, extras, and access, . And then pay 60 for grab-and-shake novice with sand paper hands and shorts you time. Better service means better tip.

As for the shop where the girl gave me back money, I am not entirely sure about the motive. Several of the gals want me to be their regular, so that cash back might have been to lock in repeat business. So I hesitate to send 200 guys over there giving $40 tips. Its a place that seems like a dump at first glance, but its always busy with a large stable of talent, and the other mongers seem to be fairly higher class than the more famous places.

[Likndikit]

As far as SH, which one is the famous Helen?

Are the ones with open menus old?

Helen is 50-55. Short and extremely thick. You don't see her for her looks. Good personality, great massage, and knows 100 ways to milk a man. There aren't any 20 year olds there but Lee\Lin, Apple and Lily are 30-40 ish and I've gotten FS from all three. All took a little time bit with the effort. The back room and front room are the playgrounds.

[Pineapples1]

F this place. Went here on Tuesday and vowing to never again return.

I got a newish gal who offered me a BJ for 100 bucks. She asked me pay first and then give me 2 licks and that was it. I told her to keep sucking it and she said "no no" and proceeded to jack hammer.

Rip off. I wanted to punch her right there and then.

[Sticker]

I had lots of fun with Maya at Nature yesterday. For me, I didn't think her face has an Uyghur look; but perhaps she has done some cosmetic work on it. Pretty enough though. She does have a very nice bod with unblemished skin, B-C-cups that seem natural, and a nice little booty. And a very fun personality.

At first she shied away from DFK, but that came later. Good BBBJ, and she tried DT, but she wasn't really adept at getting my southern soldier past her tonsils. Fun 69 and DATY, and then sideways on the table mish with me standing, then doggy, then finishing in regular mish while DFK making out. She says she'll be there for a few more days.

[Mr Plumber]

She's off of Edinger and Euclid.

5 Star B & F?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Yeah, the Titans of Prepandemic: Grace, Wendy, Kathleen, skinny Rose, Anna. All gone.

Is Lee also known as Len or Lien? Really cute face but packing a few too many dumplings, and perpetual "Go F yourself" expression on her face? She seems be allergic to dick.

Yoyo too seems to either avoid HE or does it under protest. Its very rare to even get her bra open. She does not seem to be holding up well either.

There is also Sunny, Mimi, Lily, etc. Good looking but I think Steven has stopped training them. Even the legit part of the massage used to be very good and highly organized. The new girls don't even know the legit part, and are not enthusiastic about the non-legit.

There is always Helen and Lucy. The last of the Mochicans who know how to please a man.

As far as SH, which one is the famous Helen?

Are the ones with open menus old?

[Lift Her Up]

The great Joanne used to do this with me. One of the last unicorns in the game.

Marianne at a place way out on Santa Monica Blvd in the Sawtelle or Mid-City area did this for me, when I was getting a BBBJ (they were always BB back then) I blew much too quickly, and she gave me a little money back. Sweet. Wow, almost half a century ago.

Lift Her Up.

[GreenStream]

The great Joanne used to do this with me. One of the last unicorns in the game.

There was a place in Lake Forest next to Pep Boys (gone a few years ago) where the very tall, thin woman told me $1 was more than enough for CFS. She was fun.

[GreenStream]

That looks like a very cool place! Not sure how anyone would get a suck and fuck there, though.

Yes, legitimate only. They (probably the City of Irvine) even require that massage customers wear disposable shorts.

[Donvu69]

She's off of Edinger and Euclid.

Does she go by Cindy there as well? May try to call first if she's available since the reviews for the others don't seem that good.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I've had different experiences at these places. SH has Lily, Apple and Lee that all have open menus. Linda, Jenny and Yoyo still there. All peel off their duds for a reasonable price. A couple of them have put on some pounds. But alas, Grace, Emily, Wendy and Anna are years gone.

Yeah, the Titans of Prepandemic: Grace, Wendy, Kathleen, skinny Rose, Anna. All gone.

Is Lee also known as Len or Lien? Really cute face but packing a few too many dumplings, and perpetual "Go F yourself" expression on her face? She seems be allergic to dick.

Yoyo too seems to either avoid HE or does it under protest. Its very rare to even get her bra open. She does not seem to be holding up well either.

There is also Sunny, Mimi, Lily, etc. Good looking but I think Steven has stopped training them. Even the legit part of the massage used to be very good and highly organized. The new girls don't even know the legit part, and are not enthusiastic about the non-legit.

There is always Helen and Lucy. The last of the Mochicans who know how to please a man.