Massage Parlor Reports

[Dbfjsf]

Anyone know of a good MP or lady walking distance from West Loop or Presidential Towers?

[HappyGardener]

Windsor Spa. 4751 N Pulaski.

Nope. Don't do it. I think it's a Papasan place as it looks like one on the outside and inside. Storefront with previous business signage still above. Rooms quickly built inside, in this case walls not going all the way to ceiling. Girl is obviously living there as well as working there. For those of you that don't like waiting out side the door, this is not the spot for you. It's right at the intersection of Lawrence and Pulaski. You can practically carry on a conversation with people waiting at the light they are so close. I was there at 4 in the afternoon so lots of traffic. Police station right down the street so the street is loaded with migrants wandering around too.

Nice looking Chinese woman. Used Translate as soon as I walked in. Asked if I wanted a half hour or hour and showed me prices on her phone. $160 or $200. That was a first for me. I usually walk in those place and tell them I want boom boom for $120 and hand them the cash. Laid down on table for a 5-10 minute massage. Now I went there based on a report that this woman actually knew how to give a massage. Must have been a different woman. This massage sucked.

On the flip, I asked for a BJ and she asked for more money. I said no way. She then tried to put the condom on my flaccid dick. I'm like. You need to do something first. So she try to give me a HJ on my limp dick. Finally I'm hard and she does a CG on me. It's ok, enough to get me harder. I'm pissed at this point so I flip her over on her back and start to rail her. She gets a wide eyed look on her face, and is mouthing "oh oh oh". I'm holding her legs up and standing over her. I keep that up for awhile but I can't come. While I'm doing this the doorbell rings and she has to get up to answer it. She lets the next guy in who goes to the room next to mine. Like I said, no walls to the ceiling so I can hear everything. And we are only 30 minutes in to my hour.

So I lay back down and take the condom off and point to the oil and say finish me. She gives an OK HJ and starts rubbing my asshole like she's going to go for the Prostate massage. Which she tries to do but isn't very good at either. At this point I'm really pissed, totally off my game, and just want to leave. She finally gets me off. I get dressed and leave and immediately text the number for the place knowing it will go to Papa or MamaSan. I had talked to a woman on my way there to make sure I could get in right away.

We have a couple page text conversation and told her pretty much all of the above. She apologized a couple times and told me to remind her next time and she would send me to a place with "really good girl". I'll cash that in soon and hope she's not lying.

[HappyGardener]

There's one that popped up by chicago and western. Haven't attempted yet. Odd location at a very busy intersection.

That's been there for a couple of years now. They just remodeled this summer. It was a papasan place with a banner hanging on Western Ave and the entrance via a side door. It was going by Rose Spa or Angel Spa. I posted about sometime ago.

[NoHorni]

Also there's new Spa's poppin up all around Chicago Ave nobody on here ever speaks about.

I live right next to the street and use the bus to commute to work. As well as exploring for Spas down the street, I haven't really seen any new spas.

[NoHorni]

There's one that popped up by chicago and western. Haven't attempted yet. Odd location at a very busy intersection.

You mean Sophia's? The one near the BK?

[TomDoe]

There's two or three new ones on Archer, but I haven't seen any on Chicago Avenue.

There's one that popped up by chicago and western. Haven't attempted yet. Odd location at a very busy intersection.

[Moss734]

Just visited orange. I was given Apple. Should've asked for yoyo or the latina according to the reviews here. I give Apple $200 and she leaves for a few minutes. She returns and tells me to lay on the table. I asked for the table shower and she said it's busy, we start now. I'm said fine so I lay face down. Massage prob 3/10. Just rubbing my back. She kept texting. Felt like she wanted to get me in and out. So I flip and she sprays the guy down there with alcohol which really did not feel good. I told her that's why I wanted the table shower. Now just felt like getting done so I let her blow me for a few minutes. I get on top and bust it out. She gets up, wipes a little down there and gets dressed for the next guy. Very disappointing session today.

Looks 5/10 average 5'4" with bcups (man made). Tramp stamp on lower back. Dress she was wearing hides a small gut.

Massage 3/10.

Service 4/10.

After leaving I check the site and wish I would've seen the "internet celebrity" Apple in the pics. Really just blame myself though for not walking out.

[Akuma187]

There's two or three new ones on Archer, but I haven't seen any on Chicago Avenue.

I tend to stay in the southside. I was wondering if the new spas have the same service as Tokyo and Orange. I would be willing to check them out.

[Fit312]

Also there's new Spa's poppin up all around Chicago Ave nobody on here ever speaks about.

There's two or three new ones on Archer, but I haven't seen any on Chicago Avenue.

[Mexidan]

She is awesome one of the better experiences I've ever had also check out the Columbian at Orange Spa Sofia.

You caught her on her last day, Tuesday. Sophia is a gorgeous Colombiana from Medellin!

[GMoney05]

I agree with you. CLC usually has some good talent who also provide a quality massage and the Thai shops typically have younger girls than you'll find at the Chinese shops. I didn't know Princess Thai has a Filipina so I'll definitely try it out. I think S&L is located in a more high tent area so perhaps they're more successful at asking for higher tips but I agree there's better lineups around the city who don't get talked about as much whereas the same shops get pumped up too much for offering midlevel at way inflated prices.

Is the current line up good at CLC? I was just at an Hotel like less than 20 minutes from CLC. My last experience with Rita was bad. But now they got 2 new ladies. Also yeah Princess Thai up on Belmont had A younger darker Thai named Lydia but I'm not sure If she's still there. But even the older MT at Princess Thai still are hot and former Smoke Shows. When the "Anal Queen" was at Ozone I still wanted Cindy or Sasha over her. Also there's new Spa's poppin up all around Chicago Ave nobody on here ever speaks about.

[CujoForU]

I tried today, even called and got "cellular customer is not available" - seems phone is disco, they posting updates on gmaps listing still but no dice. I usually get text from them regularly but haven't heard anything from them in over a month.

I had a visit back in the middle of the month, everything seemed normal. And the texting to set appt was normal on Tuesday, then just gone on Wednesday.

Anyone who could send me some digits for a booker I would appreciate.

[FuckIt216]

Mimi will be leaving in a couple of days if you haven't had a session with her I highly suggest her BBBJ is.

She is an awesome girl and sad to actually see her go back to NYC. She smelt so good today and had another great session with her.

New girls will be arriving Friday and I'll report back on what this lineup looks like.

Happy Holidays Fellas.

[RichL1234]

Last time I was there I saw big DDD or E cup lily. Problem is she is also a bigger girl. Great tits for Russian if she's in a good mood. I didn't expect her there as she is also at kk on Laramie. Lily tried to tell me she is running both places. She knows me so when she sees me she automatically takes me into a room and starts getting touchy feely. I left the one time because I wanted to see someone else who had big tits there but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. I just want to figure out Lily's schedule so I can only bump into her if I intend on a quick Russian and out the door session.

I agree, Lily is a sweetheart of a girl but sometimes you need a little spinner action, which Lily does not provide.

[WalkingHard]

Sorry but I need to say this what's the hype with Karly? She's not all that and her attitude Is bad. She looks plain jane not that cute. She got to be taking It up the butt. There's way hotter 2 some's out there y'all just hype up the same Spa's have you seen the Thai and Filipina talent over at Princess Thai up at Belmont? They got 2 new chicks at CLC they are expensive but y'all leaving $380 tips so y'all spending what y'all want just for some mediocre ass.

I agree with you. CLC usually has some good talent who also provide a quality massage and the Thai shops typically have younger girls than you'll find at the Chinese shops. I didn't know Princess Thai has a Filipina so I'll definitely try it out. I think S&L is located in a more high tent area so perhaps they're more successful at asking for higher tips but I agree there's better lineups around the city who don't get talked about as much whereas the same shops get pumped up too much for offering midlevel at way inflated prices.