Massage Parlor Reports

**Helmette** · 11-13-23 01:08

Just a slave chained to Mrs and kids and work his ass off until he becomes useless. Sex is nonexisting post the last kid, and you will be luck to be fed with a proper meal. Good luck. All my buddies regret their marriage. Cheaper to get the paid dates vs. Girlfriends, fiances, special somone, etc. , etc. , etc. I am sure anyone with a happy marriage is here to look at our laments.

Originally Posted by StubbornMule [View Original Post]

I'm in my 30's and prefer girls in their 20's and 30's; women over 50 don't do anything for me. I'm curious if those of you in your 50's and 60's feel any attraction towards women in their 50's? It seems to me that marriage is a bad deal, in the sense that even if you marry a beautiful woman in her 20's, you take the risk that won't be attracted to her when she reaches her 50's. Any thoughts?

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**SBlender55** · 11-13-23 00:55

Does anyone know if Bio Luna is FS or HJ only? I would like to try Molly (the white girl) when I get the chance. Thanks!

**BigBoDonk** · 11-12-23 21:56

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

It's closed down now.

I think the one that got closed was in Costa Mesa, google shows that one in Santa Ana is still open.

**JustDee** · 11-12-23 16:51

Yeah this was a one and done for me. Stopped Nature Spa in Orange. Walked in and was greeted by a girl named Nuna I believe. So I figured alright so far so good. Get to the room pay house fee for 30 and get undressed. She came back and negotiated. Agreed on amount and she started to clean me up. Here's where shit went left. As soon as I get hard, she says that I'm too big and says it needs to be an extra 40. I'm the type to not ask for a refund I'll just take note to never come back if they do shit like that. So she does a lack luster HJ with her tits out (which were natural D's). Then she uses my cover for a BJ. Don't know I expected anything remotely good because it was terrible. Just all focus on the head and nothing else. Cleaned up and left. Ended up being. 70 with house fee. Got introduced to who I assume is Mamasan here name was Misa, but I just didn't care enough to stick around.

**SaltyDog** · 11-11-23 22:28

Originally Posted by Qeast [View Original Post]

When the RA opens the condom package, they usually flush the wrapper down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. Then they inspect the condom to make sure it does not have a pinhole leak or was otherwise damaged when opening the packet. After the deed, they flush the used condom to get rid of that bit of evidence.

I like the way those Chinese condoms fit, nice and tight where they should be. The only inspiration I noticed is they make sure there's something inside. Then the quick twist. When in the head you can see that they're not 100% careful. There's either something in the trash can (like a wrapper) or something in the bowl (yea like a worn out balloon). If I knew where they buy those tight fitting red balloons I'd get me some. I always thought it weird the way they look to be sure there's something inside, or they run like hell to restroom for a deep cleaning LOL.

**Qeast** · 11-11-23 21:46

After RTFF, I decided to try either Hypno or Nature.

On the day of, there was a large pickup truck with trailer parked in from of Hypno. It was the type of trailer that you might see a contractor use to haul building material or haul away rubbish. There wasn't any indication that Hypno was doing construction. But the lot was full, and the truck was enough of a turn off to move on. If anyone can chime in and confirm Hypno is still open, that would be great.

I proceeded to Nature. Ice greeted me at the door and was my RA. All of the previous positive reports are accurate, as well as reported fees. After the visit, the other ladies said goodbye to me on my way out. I did not find the others unattractive; but per personal taste, if I visit Nature again, I'd probably try to repeat with Ice again.

**Qeast** · 11-11-23 20:56

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

I observed very weird thing, most of AMP girls bring open condoms for FS. Seems like they re use same condoms to save money, have you guys noticed this?

When the RA opens the condom package, they usually flush the wrapper down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. Then they inspect the condom to make sure it does not have a pinhole leak or was otherwise damaged when opening the packet. After the deed, they flush the used condom to get rid of that bit of evidence.

**Slammer6008** · 11-11-23 17:43

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Wait, wasn't Swan in Santa Ana? There are 2 swans?

It's closed down now.

**ShyBraveOC** · 11-11-23 16:41

Has anyone heard where Linda resurfaced? It's been quite some time, figured she would have shown up around someplace by now.

**Mr Plumber** · 11-11-23 14:40

Originally Posted by AlCapone2006 [View Original Post]

Got Lulu today. Nice tatas. Round butt. Long hair asian girl in her late 20's.

https://nightfunpages.com/grand-open...ls-40-30-mins/

YMMV. Got the room w the door. Thank god. Hit it hard and then some.

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Al, did this Lulu have tats on her side and abdomen? Maybe 5' 5" tall? Well-done man-made tits with very responsive nipples? If so, it may be someone I've been hoping to locate after she moved-on from her previous shop.

Thanks!

**ArtVandalay90** · 11-11-23 09:54

Originally Posted by OcAmper [View Original Post]

While I can't say with 100% certainty, there is no such thing as a bulk tube.

Condom manufacturers can not offer any assurances once the condom is exposed to oxygen / environment for any length of time. Open a condom, it's expected to be used within a short amount of time.

Having said that, knew one girl that I saw often. She kept them in a pill container that was large in diameter. Took one out one at a time.

I think most of them unwrap the condoms and hide them in something just like this. They can't have boxes of condoms lying around in case the place gets raided. I knew a girl who kept hers hidden in a sunglasses case, and she would bring one in the room for each client.

**Superflytnt** · 11-11-23 09:02

Originally Posted by VoodooChile [View Original Post]

Age is just a number. I personally do not care at all about age. Oh, I am in my early 50's. Obviously there are more attractive women in their 20's and 30's in the industry than there are in their 50's, but looks are not everything.

I have yet to be let down by a young woman's wet clam.

Older women (40+). I have to think hard about one who didn't need lube. I'm not knocking lube as I had one Korean shoot lube into her clam beforehand and it was hands down the best and hottest feeling ever LOL. But some don't want to try lube and it's just dry. I have another Viet MILF that has a really nice petite body with a wonderful ass, but she doesn't use lube and is kinda dry. Maybe I have to work longer to get her warmed up. With younger women it's just easier.

**Jl104** · 11-11-23 02:07

Originally Posted by AlCapone2006 [View Original Post]

https://nightfunpages.com/amazing-touch/

Let me know. 160 total it seems. Looks cute.

You do realize its not the girl in the pictures right?

**Oc Amper** · 11-11-23 01:56

Originally Posted by VoodooChile [View Original Post]

No one is using used condoms. They buy them in a bulk tube that are not individually wrapped.

While I can't say with 100% certainty, there is no such thing as a bulk tube.

Condom manufacturers can not offer any assurances once the condom is exposed to oxygen / environment for any length of time. Open a condom, it's expected to be used within a short amount of time.

Having said that, knew one girl that I saw often. She kept them in a pill container that was large in diameter. Took one out one at a time.