Massage Parlor Reports

**MoneyBear** · 11-02-23 15:17

Originally Posted by Nickelndime [View Original Post]

Went by SH yesterday evening and the doors were locked. It was pretty clear that no one was there. I saw the open sign on upstairs at bw but did not partake. Thought it best to leave the complex. Any news as to why SH was not open?

I believe that they always close on Wednesday, unless they change it.

**Mr Plumber** · 11-02-23 15:09

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

I am confused. Now you guys probably already understand I am a big booty fan. What is strange for me is that you can see lots of big booty / thick asian girls in your day to day life. However, I haven't seen a single one in AMPs. The ones that are described thick here are not even close to being thick. I am talking about Connie Perengion body type.

Genetics plays the biggest role in physical attributes. So unless an Asian woman is mixed-race somewhere down the line, you're not going to find a lot of Connie Perengion-sized butts. That said, Lisa at MHF has a big butt. Not bodonkadonk big but big, especially for an Asian woman. I find her cheeks a very nice 'more than a handful' way to spend an hour. It took a while for she and I to warm up to each other but we're at a good place now. She'll stay in my rotation.

Mr. P.

**Nickelndime** · 11-02-23 11:46

Went by SH yesterday evening and the doors were locked. It was pretty clear that no one was there. I saw the open sign on upstairs at bw but did not partake. Thought it best to leave the complex. Any news as to why SH was not open?

**SaltyDog** · 11-02-23 10:56

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

I am confused. Now you guys probably already understand I am a big booty fan. What is strange for me is that you can see lots of big booty / thick asian girls in your day to day life. However, I haven't seen a single one in AMPs. The ones that are described thick here are not even close to being thick. I am talking about Connie Perengion body type.

They do exist.

**Mr Plumber** · 11-02-23 10:47

Originally Posted by CamsV [View Original Post]

Xixi from bw has nice hair but she's middle aged and HJ only AFAIK.

Yes, very thick, long hair. Add that to her pleasant, happy demeanor and a willingness to taste your gherkin and you've got a winner.

Mr. P.

**Grimmy23** · 11-02-23 10:01

Originally Posted by Helmette [View Original Post]

From its website, it looks like a legit place. I am surprised to see there is something extra there. I will give it a try; wish me luck.

Burke is a 100% legit place. Try anything there and best case you get kicked out with no refund and banned from returning to any location. Worst case they press charges. Legit shops don't mess around when it comes to this stuff. The BW that is talked about here is Bamboo Wood in Westminster.

**JohnTheDodger** · 11-02-23 04:05

Originally Posted by Danny2 [View Original Post]

Took Kelly for a spin, maybe late 20's, 5'0" or maybe shorter, great attitude. Disappointed I did not get a BBBJ like everyone. Had her hang her head off the table to face fu** her, poked her eye LOL.

Like other have mentioned at the end the other girls come to the room to greet you, I don't remember their names but I do remember ICE, I think that's what they called her. She could be 410 very short. Would love to take her for a spin next.

I may return.

How was Ice's body type? Busty or more petite?

**BigBoDonk** · 11-02-23 01:34

I am confused. Now you guys probably already understand I am a big booty fan. What is strange for me is that you can see lots of big booty / thick asian girls in your day to day life. However, I haven't seen a single one in AMPs. The ones that are described thick here are not even close to being thick. I am talking about Connie Perengion body type.

**SCJohn** · 11-02-23 00:53

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Bruh who in the right mind would pay 100 for HJ?

He didn't say if he did 30 min or 60 min but.

$40 HF for 30 min $60 tip with access to boobies and UTC roaming is now the standard rate. If he did 60 minutes that would be a deal!

**RubMePls** · 11-02-23 00:29

+1 for Cindy one of the best massages and teasing I've ever had.

She teases the tip so well when your lying down on stomach.

She's not much of a looker and no real curves but good service.

Got to kiss her thick lips while she stroked and I shot.

Gave her. 6 and she looked disappointed because she gave me extra service, but that's all I brought unfortunately.

I guess she won't be happy to see me again unless I bring the big bucks.

Originally Posted by WoodYee [View Original Post]

Haven't been here in awhile and decided to stop in. PPS at the front counter and some other older guy sitting next to him too. Was super friendly though and gave him the entry fee of. 35 for the hr. Some gal led me to a room, couldn't see her face because she was wearing a mask. I undress and she starts with the legs / butt covered and massaging just the upper body. Nice firm pressure and was a really good massage. She then cleaned up all the oil with a wet towel and then uncovered my bottom half. No talking at all and she went right into teasing everything while massaging my legs. On the flip she oiled me up and dropped a digit in me while giving me the HE. She did a really amazing job and once I was finished she asked if I wanted a foot massage. It was actually a really nice way to end it as I was really relaxed at that point. Finished me up and tipped her. 60. She said her name was Cindy.

-Woodyee.

**Helmette** · 11-02-23 00:23

Originally Posted by Pineapples1 [View Original Post]

Is Jessica the one that does that weird shit where she runs her hands along your face?

From its website, it looks like a legit place. I am surprised to see there is something extra there. I will give it a try; wish me luck.

**StormXX7** · 11-01-23 20:17

Does anyone have the ig or contact info for Alison / Alicia. She worked at haven / pure.

Was Burnette big tits. Then later was blonde big tits an big ass. Looked like Emma Robert's. Can you dm me thanks.

**BigBoDonk** · 11-01-23 19:51

Originally Posted by AlCapone2006 [View Original Post]

Early 30's.

Skinny Jojo. B cups. Total $100. For he. Boob play. Roaming utc.

She's new she told me. 4th visit this month. Stoked I found a new fresh one. Or at least fresh for now.

https://nightfunpages.com/grand-open...ls-40-30-mins/

Bruh who in the right mind would pay 100 for HJ?

**AlCapone2006** · 11-01-23 19:34

Early 30's.

Skinny Jojo. B cups. Total $100. For he. Boob play. Roaming utc.

She's new she told me. 4th visit this month. Stoked I found a new fresh one. Or at least fresh for now.

https://nightfunpages.com/grand-open...ls-40-30-mins/

**AlCapone2006** · 11-01-23 19:19

Originally Posted by Danny2 [View Original Post]

Took Kelly for a spin, maybe late 20's, 5'0" or maybe shorter, great attitude. Disappointed I did not get a BBBJ like everyone. Had her hang her head off the table to face fu** her, poked her eye LOL.

Like other have mentioned at the end the other girls come to the room to greet you, I don't remember their names but I do remember ICE, I think that's what they called her. She could be 511 510 very short. Would love to take her for a spin next.

I may return.

Is this 2 miles from hypno.