Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Went by SH yesterday evening and the doors were locked. It was pretty clear that no one was there. I saw the open sign on upstairs at bw but did not partake. Thought it best to leave the complex. Any news as to why SH was not open?

SH is closed on Wednesdays.

[NewPSurfRat]

My first trip was lackluster at best last week. Texted back and forth w mms and confirmed with Rose for an hour.

Despite telling the lady who greeted me I got bait and switched (assuming busy) with subpar session that lasted maybe 15 min. They then texted back apologizing and said Ice, Kelly, and Vanessa is avail this week. Any recs?

[SaltyDog]

Genetics plays the biggest role in physical attributes. So unless an Asian woman is mixed-race somewhere down the line, you're not going to find a lot of Connie Perengion-sized butts. That said, Lisa at MHF has a big butt. Not bodonkadonk big but big, especially for an Asian woman. I find her cheeks a very nice 'more than a handful' way to spend an hour. It took a while for she and I to warm up to each other but we're at a good place now. She'll stay in my rotation.

Mr. P.

If any of you guys remember Mandy from M&A that moved out of state she's back. Really big nice firm round ass and she love to wear a G-String to go along with her ass. Seen her today and a nice round ass is a rare thing. Good thing she has a firm ass otherwise I wouldn't waste my time.

If you're a rookie she'll sniff you out right away, YMMV but not for me.

[MoneyBear]

Went by SH yesterday evening and the doors were locked. It was pretty clear that no one was there. I saw the open sign on upstairs at bw but did not partake. Thought it best to leave the complex. Any news as to why SH was not open?

I believe that they always close on Wednesday, unless they change it.

[Mr Plumber]

I am confused. Now you guys probably already understand I am a big booty fan. What is strange for me is that you can see lots of big booty / thick asian girls in your day to day life. However, I haven't seen a single one in AMPs. The ones that are described thick here are not even close to being thick. I am talking about Connie Perengion body type.

Genetics plays the biggest role in physical attributes. So unless an Asian woman is mixed-race somewhere down the line, you're not going to find a lot of Connie Perengion-sized butts. That said, Lisa at MHF has a big butt. Not bodonkadonk big but big, especially for an Asian woman. I find her cheeks a very nice 'more than a handful' way to spend an hour. It took a while for she and I to warm up to each other but we're at a good place now. She'll stay in my rotation.

Mr. P.

[Nickelndime]

Went by SH yesterday evening and the doors were locked. It was pretty clear that no one was there. I saw the open sign on upstairs at bw but did not partake. Thought it best to leave the complex. Any news as to why SH was not open?

[SaltyDog]

I am confused. Now you guys probably already understand I am a big booty fan. What is strange for me is that you can see lots of big booty / thick asian girls in your day to day life. However, I haven't seen a single one in AMPs. The ones that are described thick here are not even close to being thick. I am talking about Connie Perengion body type.

They do exist.

[Mr Plumber]

Xixi from bw has nice hair but she's middle aged and HJ only AFAIK.

Yes, very thick, long hair. Add that to her pleasant, happy demeanor and a willingness to taste your gherkin and you've got a winner.

Mr. P.

[Grimmy23]

From its website, it looks like a legit place. I am surprised to see there is something extra there. I will give it a try; wish me luck.

Burke is a 100% legit place. Try anything there and best case you get kicked out with no refund and banned from returning to any location. Worst case they press charges. Legit shops don't mess around when it comes to this stuff. The BW that is talked about here is Bamboo Wood in Westminster.

[JohnTheDodger]

Took Kelly for a spin, maybe late 20's, 5'0" or maybe shorter, great attitude. Disappointed I did not get a BBBJ like everyone. Had her hang her head off the table to face fu** her, poked her eye LOL.

Like other have mentioned at the end the other girls come to the room to greet you, I don't remember their names but I do remember ICE, I think that's what they called her. She could be 410 very short. Would love to take her for a spin next.

I may return.

How was Ice's body type? Busty or more petite?

[BigBoDonk]

I am confused. Now you guys probably already understand I am a big booty fan. What is strange for me is that you can see lots of big booty / thick asian girls in your day to day life. However, I haven't seen a single one in AMPs. The ones that are described thick here are not even close to being thick. I am talking about Connie Perengion body type.

[SCJohn]

Bruh who in the right mind would pay 100 for HJ?

He didn't say if he did 30 min or 60 min but.

$40 HF for 30 min $60 tip with access to boobies and UTC roaming is now the standard rate. If he did 60 minutes that would be a deal!

[RubMePls]

+1 for Cindy one of the best massages and teasing I've ever had.

She teases the tip so well when your lying down on stomach.

She's not much of a looker and no real curves but good service.

Got to kiss her thick lips while she stroked and I shot.

Gave her. 6 and she looked disappointed because she gave me extra service, but that's all I brought unfortunately.

I guess she won't be happy to see me again unless I bring the big bucks.

Haven't been here in awhile and decided to stop in. PPS at the front counter and some other older guy sitting next to him too. Was super friendly though and gave him the entry fee of. 35 for the hr. Some gal led me to a room, couldn't see her face because she was wearing a mask. I undress and she starts with the legs / butt covered and massaging just the upper body. Nice firm pressure and was a really good massage. She then cleaned up all the oil with a wet towel and then uncovered my bottom half. No talking at all and she went right into teasing everything while massaging my legs. On the flip she oiled me up and dropped a digit in me while giving me the HE. She did a really amazing job and once I was finished she asked if I wanted a foot massage. It was actually a really nice way to end it as I was really relaxed at that point. Finished me up and tipped her. 60. She said her name was Cindy.

-Woodyee.

[Helmette]

Is Jessica the one that does that weird shit where she runs her hands along your face?

From its website, it looks like a legit place. I am surprised to see there is something extra there. I will give it a try; wish me luck.

[StormXX7]

Does anyone have the ig or contact info for Alison / Alicia. She worked at haven / pure.

Was Burnette big tits. Then later was blonde big tits an big ass. Looked like Emma Robert's. Can you dm me thanks.