Massage Parlor Reports

**UnicornHunter** · 11-01-23 21:14

So I've been in search for a beefy pussy and asked for suggestions on the general posts section. I didn't get any replies but I was still in need of some stress relief. I decided to try out the new "Relax". I stopped at an ATM and decided to bring an extra benji just in case I was able to get a two girl special.

I made my way to the spa and was greeted by a pretty young thing who I would later learn was Angela. I had just read the review on her and her super soaker capabilities, so I was happy to see her.

I was lead to the room and she asked if I wanted a half or full hour. I reached over and lifted her little cotton dress to expose her shaved kitty, I then smirked and said " definitely one hour". I handed over the standard hour donation and shortly after headed to the TS.

TS was pretty standard. She cleaned me up good and gave a good body rub and BBBJ.

Headed back to the room and and the fun began with more BBBJ and DATY during 69. Her head game was alright. She really wanted to get straight to the FS but I kept her mouth full a bit longer.

Once ready, missionary was preformed and the water works began. We got completely soaked. Every time she squirted, her contractions would shove me out of her. She must have squirted half a gallon of fluid! She was exhausted and I was still not finished. I still had another half hour to go and I felt it was a good time to ask for another girl since she just wasn't making it happen. I'm already a tough nut to crack and all the waterworks were a bit of a distraction. She gladly called in for reinforcements and in came a tall full figured slightly older beauty with DD rack, and more than likely a BBL. We agreed on a benji for a half an hour and started.

She began sucking the soul out of me. A soon as she began to suck I said out loud "This is what I'm talking about. You're a fucking pro!" It's what a BBBJ should be. She then straddled my face (69) and I saw a chunky and beefy kitty. Just like I have been craving! I was in heaven. I ate her kitty and shoved my fingers in her ass. After 69 she climbed on top and worked her quads out with some froggy, followed by missionary. I requested more 69 and she obliged. She milked me dry and I CIM.

She was better than any other AMP provider I have ever had. Better than any standard provider I have had. I've had some wild providers but the looks haven't always been that great. This girl had it all going on just the way I like it.

After the debauchery we headed back to the shower. I'm the shower was Mina. She cute but this other chick was badder. We made out for a bit and headed back to the room. I sucked her beautiful tits some more and stared deep into her eyes. That's when I noticed she was a little bit older probably in her 40's. Just the way I like. She giggled and said "Wow, you really like me!" I said yes and asked her to marry me. LOL.

I left $$$.40 lighter but worth every penny!

**RiotStar** · 11-01-23 20:41

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Think of it as red lube, lol.

I'm dead lmaoooo. Holy shit that's funny haha.

**Big In Japan** · 11-01-23 18:09

Anyone else see on the news that Uncle LEO hit a few MPs in Osceola County?

It was on the 6 pm WESH broadcast. They didn't name any specific shops, but there was a soundbite about human trafficking and MPs.

Stay safe gents!

**HotRod08** · 11-01-23 17:20

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Think of it as red lube, lol.

BIJ &RS you guys gave me a good laugh, reading your post. I was with Mina about an hour ago and I noticed that the red lube must be running low because I did not see much of it. Mina was amazing as always!! This girl is so beautiful! She is so sweet and sensual and so much fun to be around. We looked like we both left the sauna after we were finished. Love Mina!

Mina, Mona, Monica, Ruby, Kiki, Grace, Angela. We are lucky guys in Orlando!

**Big In Japan** · 11-01-23 16:12

Originally Posted by RiotStar [View Original Post]

In your dream, did you pretend she wasn't on her period or something?

I can't with some of why'all LOL.

Think of it as red lube, lol.

**AznWenis** · 11-01-23 15:58

Saw the new talent at gardenia today. Her name was popo or something. Didn't understand her name at all. Spinner with nice manmades. A little bit of baby damage. Usual service a little rushed and a clock watcher, so a bit of a turn off. Will stay for a month. Blue stopped by to say hi and showed me another girl there named coco also a nice petite spinner too. Will prob try another day.

**DeceiversLie** · 11-01-23 15:33

Decided to visit another parlor within the same day yesterday, had some time.

Entered through the backdoor and was greeted by Connie, stunning lady, bubbly and funny as hell. Opted for 30 minutes with a table shower, a LOT of suction and tuma with cts in the shower, back to the room for 10 minutes of BBBJ, she even wanted me to face fuck her for a bit. Multiple positions later and a missionary finish with a little massage after.

She'll be gone starting Thursday and will be back 10 days from then, in the meantime Aqua is adding 2 new girls to the roster from 7 star down in deerfield, seems this place is getting some not necessary but nice upgrades for the time being.

**CopKoda** · 11-01-23 15:00

Went to the Garden to see new line up this morning. Yep Kiki is gone. Not sure when she'll return. Blue greeted me at the door. Seems she's the MMS as I see her picture on the wall at the front desk. Never noticed until now. She ushered me in and told me she got a young new girl. I asked if Grace was there she said yes but busy. I waited in the room in comes a very skinny girl about 5'5 long jet black hair and amazing MM c cups, flat stomach and no ass. Face probably 7/10 she was wearing a lot of make up to over some acne scar? I would say in her late 20 or early 30. Decent English and very bubble personality. First introduced to me as bulbi? But then told me that's too hard as I questioned the name and said OK from now on I'm Anna. So there's that LOL. Skipped shower. Standard BBBJ. She's very clean, and let me do anything I wanted. I'm a simple man so just BBBJ standing mish and told her to get on top after 10 minutes. Did CG for about 5 admiring her amazing tits. Who ever did them did an amazing job. Squeezed the bell out of them and no push back. Finished with CIM. Her first day from NYC so I told her I needed a towel and water. Left and got a hug on the way out.

**RiotStar** · 11-01-23 13:42

Originally Posted by Foxx1234 [View Original Post]

Got caught up in the dream I ment to say her massage was awesome in every possible position. Angela and Grace has a perfect massage as well, definite repeat!! Such great personalities, all three are so sweet!

In your dream, did you pretend she wasn't on her period or something?

I can't with some of why'all LOL.

**NycPlayer** · 11-01-23 11:36

Stopped by Lets Relax today and drew Angelina (I think that's what her name was), beautiful girl w big rack. The usual TS w BBBJ before we back to the room for some fun. We 69 for a few, cowgirl got the urge after a couple minutes so switched it to mish. Now this is where the real fun began. As I'm hitting it she tells me not to stop so I slow it down. Next thing you know this girl squirts all over me. Hit me in the face and all LOL I let her finish, and go back in again w slow deep strokes and within less than a minute this girl squirts again. I couldn't hold it any longer so I blew in the bag and left. This particular gal clearly likes it slow and deep. Go see her fellas.

**CallMeMatthew** · 11-01-23 11:12

Great info. Thanks for sharing.

Originally Posted by Fav6977 [View Original Post]

I have visited three times over the last couple of months, all with the same young (definitely not old) lady, the only employee I've seen at the shop. Great time every time! YMMV.

**Bjceb** · 11-01-23 11:10

Was in the area so stop by to see if any real talent.

3 girls. 1 was busy and the 2 were pretty attractive 30's latinos but not knockouts.

English wss an issue and couldn't get one of them to understand / commit to a BBBJ.

Walked.

Originally Posted by BadRoll7 [View Original Post]

Visited a few months ago and it was decent. My review is in my previous post. Has anyone been there lately though. It seems like it isn't getting much reviews / attention as it once did.

**Xyz4849** · 11-01-23 09:40

Has anyone been to Blue Ocean recently? Hows the lineup and the service there now? Heard its not as good as before now.

**Foxx1234** · 11-01-23 08:28

Originally Posted by Foxx1234 [View Original Post]

Don't know if I can say anymore, got a chance to spend two hours with Mina today. Beautiful, Gentle, Gorgeous, and her body is flawless. We kissed, hugged, danced and had sex on every position possible. Met Grace and Angela, both of these girls are Knock outs.

Got caught up in the dream I ment to say her massage was awesome in every possible position. Angela and Grace has a perfect massage as well, definite repeat!! Such great personalities, all three are so sweet!

**Foxx1234** · 11-01-23 08:14

Originally Posted by Foxx1234 [View Original Post]

Don't know if I can say anymore, got a chance to spend two hours with Mina today. Beautiful, Gentle, Gorgeous, and her body is flawless. We kissed, hugged, danced and had sex on every position possible. Met Grace and Angela, both of these girls are Knock outs.

Just a Dream! Love these ladies! Definitely Repeat!!