Massage Parlor Reports

**Thefourtwo5** · 11-02-23 06:05

Eastside, between Kirkland and Renton. Thanks gents.

**AussieFury** · 11-01-23 09:57

Two spas downtown one door down from each other on Jackson: Comfort and Spirit Spas. Girl who greeted me at Comfort was a hot viet-looking MILF with big boobs and a great body. But she was wearing yoga pants with panties underneath and a top with a bra underneath. Didn't stay, but someone please tell me if this girl is FS. The yoga pants generally mean no but damn she was hot.

The 12th and Jackson spas were a bust.

Sunny who's been at Karma on Alaska Way in Oct told me she's at Lulu FedWay for Nov. Fun girl and GREAT massage skills.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 11-01-23 09:11

Originally Posted by BigPurpleSnake [View Original Post]

I am interested but your mailbox is full.

Sorry about that. I cleared out a bunch of PMs but I'll PM you shortly with the details.

**BigPurpleSnake** · 10-31-23 13:08

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

I have been the Li Asian Massage MANY times and even though FS is not on her menu, one woman not only gives a great massage, she also gives and great HJ. She is also the only woman who has massaged me there and she gave me a HJ on my very first visit.

Senior members can PM me for a name if you're interested in trying her.

I am interested but your mailbox is full.

**Avn11** · 10-31-23 11:48

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

I have been the Li Asian Massage MANY times and even though FS is not on her menu, one woman not only gives a great massage, she also gives and great HJ. She is also the only woman who has massaged me there and she gave me a HJ on my very first visit.

Senior members can PM me for a name if you're interested in trying her.

How many people usually work there?

**GoldMinerLxv** · 10-31-23 09:27

Originally Posted by Potent [View Original Post]

I was meaning to go to the Li Masssage in W Seattle to have a regular massage. They give good massage, but no monkey business.

I have been the Li Asian Massage MANY times and even though FS is not on her menu, one woman not only gives a great massage, she also gives and great HJ. She is also the only woman who has massaged me there and she gave me a HJ on my very first visit.

Senior members can PM me for a name if you're interested in trying her.

**BuckeyeNerd** · 10-30-23 23:48

Thanks for the report, sounds like a disappointing day. Did you by chance get a name?

Originally Posted by Potent [View Original Post]

I was meaning to go to the Li Masssage in W Seattle to have a regular massage. They give good massage, but no monkey business. I only got it once from a lady there after one hell of a massage but they parted ways with her (could be that they understood she wasn't solely relaxing our back and leg muscles). Since they couldn't accommodate my walk in due to a busy schedule, I had to think alternatives. Having read the reports here (which turned out to be largely real), I decided I'd drive there and take it off my cum-bucket list.

Parked the car behind, putting on my hoodie and hoping no one I know happens to be passing by, I walked in. A girl showed her face from a back room in 10 seconds and asked me "massage? I said "yes". She asked "30 or 60?" I said 60, which was 0. 6 $ We went into one of the many rooms (I felt like all the others were empty). She asked for the money upfront. I took position fully nude.

Everything til now must seem pretty standard. What happened next was a first time for me. She came in with her smartphone, watching a video in an asian language (a dude talking). For the whole session, which was nothing near 60 minutes, she listened (or maybe also watched, not sure, back was turned) to it. At times she did taps on her phone. After 10 minutes of a 1/5 star massage on my back, her limbs came down to my ass, started feeling my hard boiled eggs. I guess that was the cue for me to turn towards her but I wasn't near done having my massage so I'd hoped she'd continue on to the legs at least.

She didn't and verbally asked me to turn. I checked time and it had been only 10 minutes (if you're thinking "Great! Then she must be in for edging you for the remaining 50 minutes! Think again. She asked me what I wanted. Options were as usual FS and HJ (didn't ask about BJ as I felt she'd suck at it). I said HJ. She showed 1 finger. I was like "what? I understood she knew the $ code. I said ok (didn't feel like haggling but you probably could). She said "for $$ I take everything off & do everything" (FS). I said "nah". I don't ever feel like it if they show 0 or minus-0 interest (pretty common in these parlors in my short experience).

It took her a machine-like, monotone 3-4 minutes of above average speed to finish me off. She didn't slow down when I began dripping (I hate this), had to hold her hand. And the second rookie mistake came (when you hold their hand, they completely stop, risk ruining your O). Luckily, it turned out fine this time. She brought paper towels and a hot towel later.

The only good is; I think she was sexier than most but I'm not a frequent in these parlors. But she was definitely in her early twenties. She was petite and fine, nice body IMHO. I'd give her an 8-9 if I saw her on the street The massage was basically a cover up and is used just as a segue to the Bom Chicka for the girl to weigh if you're cool for it. I personally prefer actual massages, at least 75% of the session duration, and an effort. That was a full miss.

Will I repeat? No. Would I recommend? Id give it a 1 star review but I could recommend only if you find who you see sexy and worth $$. 5 or so for the presumably quick and dull FS. Definitely not worth it for HJ. I imagine they'd go out of business with their current offering and prices, but I can't say for sure since good quality is a nice to have in providers of this hobby due to the never ending demand from unselective clientele for sub-par services.

**Potent** · 10-30-23 17:21

I was meaning to go to the Li Masssage in W Seattle to have a regular massage. They give good massage, but no monkey business. I only got it once from a lady there after one hell of a massage but they parted ways with her (could be that they understood she wasn't solely relaxing our back and leg muscles). Since they couldn't accommodate my walk in due to a busy schedule, I had to think alternatives. Having read the reports here (which turned out to be largely real), I decided I'd drive there and take it off my cum-bucket list.

Parked the car behind, putting on my hoodie and hoping no one I know happens to be passing by, I walked in. A girl showed her face from a back room in 10 seconds and asked me "massage? I said "yes". She asked "30 or 60?" I said 60, which was 0. 6 $ We went into one of the many rooms (I felt like all the others were empty). She asked for the money upfront. I took position fully nude.

Everything til now must seem pretty standard. What happened next was a first time for me. She came in with her smartphone, watching a video in an asian language (a dude talking). For the whole session, which was nothing near 60 minutes, she listened (or maybe also watched, not sure, back was turned) to it. At times she did taps on her phone. After 10 minutes of a 1/5 star massage on my back, her limbs came down to my ass, started feeling my hard boiled eggs. I guess that was the cue for me to turn towards her but I wasn't near done having my massage so I'd hoped she'd continue on to the legs at least.

She didn't and verbally asked me to turn. I checked time and it had been only 10 minutes (if you're thinking "Great! Then she must be in for edging you for the remaining 50 minutes! Think again. She asked me what I wanted. Options were as usual FS and HJ (didn't ask about BJ as I felt she'd suck at it). I said HJ. She showed 1 finger. I was like "what? I understood she knew the $ code. I said ok (didn't feel like haggling but you probably could). She said "for $$ I take everything off & do everything" (FS). I said "nah". I don't ever feel like it if they show 0 or minus-0 interest (pretty common in these parlors in my short experience).

It took her a machine-like, monotone 3-4 minutes of above average speed to finish me off. She didn't slow down when I began dripping (I hate this), had to hold her hand. And the second rookie mistake came (when you hold their hand, they completely stop, risk ruining your O). Luckily, it turned out fine this time. She brought paper towels and a hot towel later.

The only good is; I think she was sexier than most but I'm not a frequent in these parlors. But she was definitely in her early twenties. She was petite and fine, nice body IMHO. I'd give her an 8-9 if I saw her on the street The massage was basically a cover up and is used just as a segue to the Bom Chicka for the girl to weigh if you're cool for it. I personally prefer actual massages, at least 75% of the session duration, and an effort. That was a full miss.

Will I repeat? No. Would I recommend? Id give it a 1 star review but I could recommend only if you find who you see sexy and worth $$. 5 or so for the presumably quick and dull FS. Definitely not worth it for HJ. I imagine they'd go out of business with their current offering and prices, but I can't say for sure since good quality is a nice to have in providers of this hobby due to the never ending demand from unselective clientele for sub-par services.

**HouseFriedRice** · 10-30-23 16:08

Not sure if I've seen people previously request for women with pit hairs, but I just noticed from last time that coco at lily massage in Lake City has them. Not really my thing, but she's younger, attractive and has a pretty big pair of mm. She's been good enough for me to repeat a couple of times.

**Gvbdc** · 10-30-23 10:34

Originally Posted by Erics050 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know where you can get this in the Bellevue, Seattle, Renton area? Please PM me I would be very gateful!

Or share with the class. Same thing I'm always looking for. Some of the TNA girls are up that alley.

**Padrote425** · 10-30-23 10:15

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

I have encountered this a couple of times, fucking weird IMO, and guarantees I will never repeat.

CBJ with the wrapper that kept the coffee / water cups in a pack.

**Bfm66** · 10-30-23 09:16

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

That lady has serious mouth skills. She knows what her mouth and tongue really are for. Good shape for her age.

Highly recommended even if you don't normally go for older ladies. Just get her on her knees and have her go to work.

Can confirm.

**King55** · 10-29-23 19:18

Anyone know where did Jenny From Kings Spa go to?

**Marko Ramius** · 10-29-23 16:05

That lady has serious mouth skills. She knows what her mouth and tongue really are for. Good shape for her age.

Highly recommended even if you don't normally go for older ladies. Just get her on her knees and have her go to work.