Massage Parlor Reports

**AlCapone2006** · 10-19-23 22:44

Originally Posted by AlexRodriguez [View Original Post]

Hard Pass. Save your money.

Looks super old in the face and definitely has a noticeable gut.

Perfunctory massage with a shit-ton of baby oil.

Immediate to the negotiation. She refused BBFS. Asked for BBBJ. She accepted 60. Lame ass BBBJ.

Had to finish with a HJ with her practically dumping a full bottle of baby oil on my crotch.

Only positive was my explosion of a four week load that had to have hit the ceiling and caused her to audibly gasp LOL.

Got up, wiped myself off with baby wipes and was on my way.

Do not recommend and will not repeat.

Heads-up. Lots of people out and about in the building complex scoping you out.

Any news where this place is??

**AlCapone2006** · 10-19-23 22:41

Originally Posted by ScoutDog25 [View Original Post]

Looking for the best spots for these in the OC from atleast decently attractive providers.

Viet milfs. But you YMMV. Avg. $180.

Or Goto green sign. In SA. Watch out for LE. It's close by Hypno / Believe.

$40'foe the door and $140.

Both got early to late 30's Chinese and Viet milfs.

Bang at your own risk.

Cheaper than private delights. Lots of Latina girls. And white girls. But they charge $300 plus. So to see people complain they want cheap puss. It's like saying. You get what you pay for. Expense Chinese food is cleaner than cheap Chinese food. Do the math.

**Slammer6008** · 10-19-23 21:16

Originally Posted by ScoutDog25 [View Original Post]

Looking for the best spots for these in the OC from atleast decently attractive providers.

I would suggest you Start on Euclid and Bolsa and work your way to Beach Boulevard. Then go North on beach Boulevard then go east on Westminster Boulevard and then work your way to Euclid then you can let us know who gives the best!!

**ScoutDog25** · 10-19-23 18:06

Looking for the best spots for these in the OC from atleast decently attractive providers.

**DSeanC** · 10-19-23 17:23

Did you catch her name? What was the damage?

Originally Posted by JulianSorel [View Original Post]

I had a great recent non FS session with a cute girl next door type at VIP Skin Care Day Spa on Beach Blvd Chapman (across from Home Depot).

This girl has in my opinion the perfect little body. Beautiful all natural perfect skin beautiful boobs and cute butt.

YMMV, but my turn with her was great. French kissing and 69. She is a real sweetheart.

She's probably 30 something but looks like a college girl especially that body of hers. Wow.

**Baby Batter** · 10-19-23 10:40

Originally Posted by AsianMovie [View Original Post]

What's the cross street? Tried googling the location but can't find it.

The church, St. Barbara, is located on Euclid and McFadden in Santa Ana. I haven't been in that area for years, but it's likely on the Northwest corner. St. Barbara's is on the Southwest corner.

I've been to a few AMP's by Catholic Churches in Costa Mesa in areas that are a little bit safer. It is very convenient to have a Catholic Church so close to an AMP. Confessions are usually available if my massage ends on a happy note.

**Bastard Chorum** · 10-19-23 01:10

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

I apologize for being a newbie. But what does FF stand for?

Face Fuck.

**BigBoDonk** · 10-18-23 21:16

Sir she played you.

Door fee is 40/50 nowadays and HJ IS 60 max.

Originally Posted by AlCapone2006 [View Original Post]

Met the tall Eva. About 5' 10".

Decent massage and HE.

Total $150.

https://nightfunpages.com/grand-open...ls-40-30-mins/

She like 41 or so. But great slender body.

B plus cups. Natural.

Good massage and he.

**BigBoDonk** · 10-18-23 20:52

I apologize for being a newbie. But what does FF stand for?

**FrankSmith666** · 10-18-23 19:45

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Just go to the green sign. I guess you can only Roto rooter Ava so much.

Where's the Green sign at? Ya, Ava was out of commission due to some issues. It was fun while it lasted.

**AlexRodriguez** · 10-18-23 17:55

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Though I did see a few other women and a male milling about the office, there's only one fine example of womanhood to service your various orifices and appendages.

Hard Pass. Save your money.

Looks super old in the face and definitely has a noticeable gut.

Perfunctory massage with a shit-ton of baby oil.

Immediate to the negotiation. She refused BBFS. Asked for BBBJ. She accepted 60. Lame ass BBBJ.

Had to finish with a HJ with her practically dumping a full bottle of baby oil on my crotch.

Only positive was my explosion of a four week load that had to have hit the ceiling and caused her to audibly gasp LOL.

Got up, wiped myself off with baby wipes and was on my way.

Do not recommend and will not repeat.

Heads-up. Lots of people out and about in the building complex scoping you out.

**BigBoDonk** · 10-18-23 17:46

Which was the best massage and HJ spot you ever went to?

**BigBoDonk** · 10-18-23 17:44

I mean Kung Fu and Lucky both have no doors, kind of pointless going to establishment without privacy.

Originally Posted by Nickelndime [View Original Post]

These are not new here but they are new to me. Checked these places out last week.

Kung Fu. Was either going to try here or Lucky Feet. Do you know the saying, "good from far, but far from good"? Well I saw three kung fu gals hanging out front on the balcony while I was across the way at the sandwich shop and they didn't look "good from far". One was fat with giant tits and the other two looked older and chubby. I passed and went west in the same plaza.

Lucky Feet. When I walked in there was a gal behind the desk and one straightening up the lobby. Both were 45 ish and not that great looking. Both were a hard pass for me. I asked if they had any younger ladies and the one at the counter said hold on for a minute. She insisted I wait on "Angela". 30 seconds later, in walks a younger, average looking gal. I probably would've tried her out but she was bit to thick for my liking. Passed on these gals too.

**AsianMovie** · 10-18-23 14:31

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

TOFTT. Visited this newly opened AMP across from the Church on Euclid. More positive and maybe more possibly open menu.

Her name was Mia / Chinese maybe 30 ish not yours typical petite Asian girl but between slim / chubby sporting those B's and almost inch long thick nipples.

$45 hr and decent non rushed with hhr back with tease and hhr front with scalpe and then Jr. Was taking care with both hands slow to finishing pace.

Her nipples was my main focus with licking / sucking and my left hand ventured in between OTC and she was very much feeling it. This makes me think there's more to the menu.

Tips $65 due to giving a $50 but she didn't have change from entry fee. Overall great service and attitude, she asked for my digits for next visit. Definite repeat, just me.

FYI. Few homeless guys hanging outside around in the afternoons as I was leaving, awareness is important especially late night visits.

What's the cross street? Tried googling the location but can't find it.

**TravelerMike** · 10-18-23 14:18

This was close to hotel, so decided it was easier than trying to find the perfect spot. It's in a large shopping center, and seemed a safe area. https://dream-massage-massage-spa.business.site/?m=true.

Was met at the door by Angela, wearing a short halter type dress. She didn't even offer any alternative but 30 minutes for $40 as she led me to a room. Very typical layout. Not sure if they change table linens, as there was a small hand towel on top of the table where you butt would be. Since I didn't see any attempt at cleanup after, I am guessing it doesn't change much.

Stripped and lay down. Angela came back and pulled off the folded towel "sorta" covering my butt. Rubbed her hands inside my thighs immediately, grazed the boys and then started the "massage". Skipped the oil as it was clea no massage would be forthcoming. Five minutes of rubbing to get my attention up and flip.

Asked what I wanted and when I replied BJ for $100, she agreed and then asked if I wanted a second girl. Told her I didn't much cash, she said "pay later" and "$50". I had 50 and had never experienced two women doing a joint BJ, so agreed. Off she went and came back with Anna. Both appear mid thirties and 15 lb or so above ideal weight. Not fat, but a little chubby. Anna had larger boobs and said she was new.

Turns out, for me, 2 at once isn't a lot better than one. They switched covers mid way when switching position. Mostly it was one shoving her boobs in my face while the other worked below. Anna in particular liked to SHOVE. Both were open to FOV and FIV during. Did enjoy when I directed Angela to lick balls while Anna was working the shaft.

As always, I think many of you blow in a minute because they both were going as fast as possible until I slowed things down. Both followed instruction and I enjoyed myself. While Anna cleaned me with warm towel, she said Monday was her first day.