Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeColorado]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Meo Meo (Late 50's granny not much of a looker. Kept telling myself massage only, massage only. Well the little guy won out and finished w / L1 and her totally nude (not good).

The Good: Not much.

The Bad: 1/2 hour price discrepancy.

(Quoted 40 then another girl explained it was 60. WTF?

Horrible massage.

Everything done thru Google translate (not a lick of English).

Commotion at front door which had other girl that was there running out and I just decided it was time to GTFO.

Damage:60/ half, 60 L1.

Hopefully I learned my lesson to steer clear of his places.

Probably not.

Which places are his?

[DWaits]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Meo Meo (Late 50's granny not much of a looker. Kept telling myself massage only, massage only. Well the little guy won out and finished w / L1 and her totally nude (not good).

The Good: Not much.

The Bad: 1/2 hour price discrepancy.

(Quoted 40 then another girl explained it was 60. WTF?

Horrible massage.

Everything done thru Google translate (not a lick of English).

Commotion at front door which had other girl that was there running out and I just decided it was time to GTFO.

Damage:60/ half, 60 L1.

Hopefully I learned my lesson to steer clear of his places.

Probably not.

You have been to more of the pps place than I have but, I always lead with "No massage, just boom boom. " They seem to understand that. Then the question is whether there will be more than sucking tits and boom boom. I have not paid more than 120. I get that part of the appeal of a MP is the massage. I just treat the places as cheaper sex without having to deal with druggies.

[LazyBoy2]

and told me there's no 30 minute services only 1 hour. Which I never do because most Spa's rob you out of time. So $70 for 1 hour

Their hour is only 45 minutes!

[FuckIt216]

New in town, I am looking for an AMP in Chinatown. If there is a happy ending, it is good but not needed. How much should I tip for HJ?

Great place.

https://www.theearthchi.com/

[Jay23]

New in town, I am looking for an AMP in Chinatown. If there is a happy ending, it is good but not needed. How much should I tip for HJ?

[Illini333]

Heard that Mimi got more menu options. Can someone PM me the details. Thanks.

Did she ever work at Sunny Spa in Mt Prospect. There was a Mimi there one year ago. She was great with nice timing. Description kind of matches her but she was Korean not Chinese.

[RichL1234]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Meo Meo (Late 50's granny not much of a looker. Kept telling myself massage only, massage only. Well the little guy won out and finished w / L1 and her totally nude (not good).

The Good: Not much.

The Bad: 1/2 hour price discrepancy.

(Quoted 40 then another girl explained it was 60. WTF?

Horrible massage.

Everything done thru Google translate (not a lick of English).

Commotion at front door which had other girl that was there running out and I just decided it was time to GTFO.

Damage:60/ half, 60 L1.

Hopefully I learned my lesson to steer clear of his places.

Probably not.

[HappyGardener]

The south side propaganda works because mongers know relatively well what they're getting. CLC, like the others in Mt P. , is a crap shoot, unless someone posts some review, and even that never as good as the south side propaganda. I texted CLC to get more insight but I get nothing but "come anytime". Well, what am I walking into? Petite, spinner, curvy, gigantic, 20's, 30's, 60's, blah, blah, what? No one knows, so I make the long drive through all that construction because I know at least the body type I am getting.

I've never had a bad time nor have I ever been disappointed with the women there. There are no sure things in life. And for sure in this hobby. For every 10 reviews of the south side spas there are 2-3 negative ones. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You want a sure thing, fuck your wife or gf.

[GMoney05]

The south side propaganda works because mongers know relatively well what they're getting. CLC, like the others in Mt P. , is a crap shoot, unless someone posts some review, and even that never as good as the south side propaganda. I texted CLC to get more insight but I get nothing but "come anytime". Well, what am I walking into? Petite, spinner, curvy, gigantic, 20's, 30's, 60's, blah, blah, what? No one knows, so I make the long drive through all that construction because I know at least the body type I am getting.

Yeah I drove all the way up north to CLC (Knowing I just wanted A look at this new Asian / Thai looking Latina) but the old Asian Mamasan who works the front desk refused to let me see this "Rita" and told me there's no 30 minute services only 1 hour. Which I never do because most Spa's rob you out of time. So $70 for 1 hour and you're taking A wild guess at whoever Is behind the door. Also some reviewers on here In the past hype up A new girl and when I get there I see A very below average looking Asian girl who I could've found at the Apartments In Chinatown for way cheaper than these Spa's.

[Watermelon1]

Mimi is very beautiful, sweet, affectionate, and eager to please. The damage was $$$ for an hour.

She's on the petite side, maybe 5'2" in bare feet? Very little English, we used our phones to communicate. I think she's Chinese. Thin but curvy, beautiful body. Her face looked a little older but not bad. 30? 35? I can never tell. She looked great, anyway. I don't care how old they are, as long as they wear it well. Implants, but in proportion with her thin build, which I think is ideal if she has to have implants. She really didn't need them.

We got naked to start, and she washed my hands and junk with alcohol. Burned a bit but not a big deal. At some point she gave me mouthwash. There was a lot of foreplay, kissing and cuddling to start, which I really liked. I feel like the first time with anyone is going to be a little awkward, but it was charming. She got me worked up with her body and hands and rubbed me between her boobs, which was fabulous.

She suited me up with a rubber I brought, lubed us both, and got on top. I hadn't cum for a few days, so I didn't last long. She was happy.

Then she gave me an OK massage. I did not push for a hard massage. I should have, because I usually need one. It was fine anyway. Started to reawaken the beast with a nice leg massage, but we didn't go for two pops. It's been a long time since I could do two pops in an hour anyway. Maybe she could get it out of me. Maybe..

Heard that Mimi got more menu options. Can someone PM me the details. Thanks.

[Proton456]

I've reviewed CLC a couple of times in the last year but it gets buried by the propaganda from the south side.

The south side propaganda works because mongers know relatively well what they're getting. CLC, like the others in Mt P. , is a crap shoot, unless someone posts some review, and even that never as good as the south side propaganda. I texted CLC to get more insight but I get nothing but "come anytime". Well, what am I walking into? Petite, spinner, curvy, gigantic, 20's, 30's, 60's, blah, blah, what? No one knows, so I make the long drive through all that construction because I know at least the body type I am getting.

[Mahm82]

Good evening anyone know where Emily or Angela went to work from West River Spa.

[HappyGardener]

I stopped by CLC on Milwaukee today. I haven't been there in over a year.

Men, you should take your time out of your day and go check her out on the northwest side instead of fighting traffic to go down by Chinatown. Damage was $70 to the house for 45 minutes. I left $. 60 on the table. She said she is here until November 9th or 10th.

I've reviewed CLC a couple of times in the last year but it gets buried by the propaganda from the south side.

[BigsKings]

Yes. I've been once or twice. Did a couple's massage with my girlfriend. I would not bring up a happy ending there.

Yes it is easy to find out on Google reviews.

I went to their old location few years back, asked for happy ending and got kicked out. Never welcome back in fact.

They moved and seems the same.

[Perversity]

Isn't that a legit place?

Yes. I've been once or twice. Did a couple's massage with my girlfriend. I would not bring up a happy ending there.