Massage Parlor Reports

**MackDaddy96** · 10-14-23 20:12

Met up with Sarah and I just have to say WOW! She's very pleasant and comfortable.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/627478497876

**Member #7272** · 10-14-23 16:48

Originally Posted by ZestyTheGreat [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/084488689826 really want to go see her but I'm not sure if she is real or worth it any info?

If you use Google image search and ask it to find the source you'll see a ton of links where the photos are used for tattoo inspiration, etc. So no, it's not real.

**WaginTail** · 10-14-23 14:31

Originally Posted by Cjm2333 [View Original Post]

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

Was there about a month ago. If you are looking for a mediocre massage, this is the place. No hint whatsoever of anything else on the menu. Small town police would not tolerate anything past a massage. No walls, just fabric hanging from pipe frames.

**Benz1** · 10-14-23 14:09

Originally Posted by TypicalDude [View Original Post]

I think it's great when people write long reviews. Don't we want more reviews, that are descriptive and comprehensive? I feel like I read that a lot from people on the board. If that's true, we should actually thank people who write detailed reports. More better is more better.

Who doesn't get excited when they have an amazing experience with a beautiful woman? It's the best thing ever. It's awesome when someone shares an experience like that. Or, when they go into detail about a bad experience. Helps us know who to seek out, and who to avoid.

So, I say "thank you. " That was a great review and I'm glad you had an awesome time. Thank you for sharing.

I agree totally.

I enjoy reading full reviews from mongers that don't have multiple profiles and personality disorders.

Thank you AspenWood for real reports.

**Pizzle** · 10-14-23 07:10

I've been RTFF, but I have to admit I'm not getting the info I need. I'll be passing through GR this weekend and need some help finding what I'm looking for. Specifically, massage with at least a BJ, maybe FS. I'm not picky as to AMP or not, but give me options please. Not looking to spend a fortune, maybe $$$ max. Prefer young spinners, but that's not a must. Help me out here guys. Thanks!

**TypicalDude** · 10-13-23 23:03

I think it's great when people write long reviews. Don't we want more reviews, that are descriptive and comprehensive? I feel like I read that a lot from people on the board. If that's true, we should actually thank people who write detailed reports. More better is more better.

Who doesn't get excited when they have an amazing experience with a beautiful woman? It's the best thing ever. It's awesome when someone shares an experience like that. Or, when they go into detail about a bad experience. Helps us know who to seek out, and who to avoid.

So, I say "thank you. " That was a great review and I'm glad you had an awesome time. Thank you for sharing.

**ZestyTheGreat** · 10-13-23 22:40

Her add seems to good to be true.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/084488689826

**ZestyTheGreat** · 10-13-23 22:36

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/084488689826 really want to go see her but I'm not sure if she is real or worth it any info?

**Gene2** · 10-13-23 22:19

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I heard he / they jerk off while writing, jerking off while rereading on this site and believing it actually happend after multiple times of reading and jerking.

Hey wizard. Good to hear from you. How is that USA chess federation pseudo intellectual membership going? Does it make things hard? Does it help you rise to the challenge? Have you been able to whack that 2 k rating yet? Or is still tough to beat? I've heard that prostate concentration helps. Or is it prostrate concentration? If only I knew. Chess is such a great avocation for those of us with limited cerebral abilities. It allows us to feel superior while being average at best. That and hanging out at Serenity. Talking about coffee and wanting a finger probe. I love it.

Check.

G2.

**Benz1** · 10-13-23 21:11

Originally Posted by ChastD1959 [View Original Post]

Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.

I heard he / they jerk off while writing, jerking off while rereading on this site and believing it actually happend after multiple times of reading and jerking.

**NoseJelly** · 10-13-23 20:51

Originally Posted by Cjm2333 [View Original Post]

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

I'll bet the Happy Ending is a bible and a windmill cookie!

**ChastD1959** · 10-13-23 18:30

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.

**Gene2** · 10-13-23 13:49

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.

I'm a target rich environment. And the good natured banter is respected. I deserve all the crap given.

You sure no hookers were banged?

G2.

**Cjm2333** · 10-13-23 12:18

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

**Search Budddy** · 10-13-23 12:17

Thanks for the detailed review—but you left out any clues to what "office" or "same building" you are talking about.

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I know you have all seen me post a handful of times about this gorgeous woman. Every time I've met her has been a sensual, erotic, please-filled dream. I haven't seen her in a few weeks though after trying some other talent such as Rain and Eve who are both conveniently located in her same building. They were both fantastic as well. But this session with Lola was different. She was carnal, almost animalistic.

When I entered her office, she gave me a devious smile, stood up while wearing a robe and strolled over to me. She wrapped her arms around my neck and hugged me. With my hands grabbing as much of that perfect ass as I could, she nibbles my earlobe before moaning in my ear and telling me that I better not wait so long to see her again. Shivers running down my spine, she locked the door behind me and then dropped her robe. She was wearing a gorgeous lingerie set. Usually it's just a tank top and booty shorts, but she seemed extra dedicated to making this what is likely the most erotic experience of my life. Her lingerie barely containing her 38 DDs, nipples peeking through, She grabbed my member and balls through my sweatpants and walked me to our room. When we entered, she closed the door and pushed me against it and kissed my neck while rubbing my chest. Lifting up my shirt over my head, she started stroking me while teasing my nipples with her tongue. Squatting down, she grabbed my waistband and pulled down my sweatpants and boxers in one motion. My cock sprang to attention in front of her gorgeous lips. She looked up at me, thanked me for finally visiting her again, and spat on my throbbing rod, she stroked me until I was at full mast while she admonished me for making it so long since I had last seen her. Reaching down, she pulled off my shoes and socks before fully removing my pants. She stood back up, undoing her bra and pulling my face into these perfect tits, making me suck each nipple while she continued to milk me. She finally turned around and bent over, removing her g-string. Dropping it to the floor, she started grinding against me, backing that juicy ass up on my dick and balls, teasing and taunting me. She told me she was going to make me pay for making her wait to see me again as I tried to hold myself from going over the edge and unloading on her back and ass prematurely!