Massage Parlor Reports

**ZestyTheGreat** · 10-13-23 22:40

Her add seems to good to be true.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/084488689826

**ZestyTheGreat** · 10-13-23 22:36

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/084488689826 really want to go see her but I'm not sure if she is real or worth it any info?

**Gene2** · 10-13-23 22:19

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I heard he / they jerk off while writing, jerking off while rereading on this site and believing it actually happend after multiple times of reading and jerking.

Hey wizard. Good to hear from you. How is that USA chess federation pseudo intellectual membership going? Does it make things hard? Does it help you rise to the challenge? Have you been able to whack that 2 k rating yet? Or is still tough to beat? I've heard that prostate concentration helps. Or is it prostrate concentration? If only I knew. Chess is such a great avocation for those of us with limited cerebral abilities. It allows us to feel superior while being average at best. That and hanging out at Serenity. Talking about coffee and wanting a finger probe. I love it.

Check.

G2.

**Benz1** · 10-13-23 21:11

Originally Posted by ChastD1959 [View Original Post]

Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.

I heard he / they jerk off while writing, jerking off while rereading on this site and believing it actually happend after multiple times of reading and jerking.

**NoseJelly** · 10-13-23 20:51

Originally Posted by Cjm2333 [View Original Post]

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

I'll bet the Happy Ending is a bible and a windmill cookie!

**ChastD1959** · 10-13-23 18:30

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.

**Gene2** · 10-13-23 13:49

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.

I'm a target rich environment. And the good natured banter is respected. I deserve all the crap given.

You sure no hookers were banged?

G2.

**Cjm2333** · 10-13-23 12:18

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

**Search Budddy** · 10-13-23 12:17

Thanks for the detailed review—but you left out any clues to what "office" or "same building" you are talking about.

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I know you have all seen me post a handful of times about this gorgeous woman. Every time I've met her has been a sensual, erotic, please-filled dream. I haven't seen her in a few weeks though after trying some other talent such as Rain and Eve who are both conveniently located in her same building. They were both fantastic as well. But this session with Lola was different. She was carnal, almost animalistic.

When I entered her office, she gave me a devious smile, stood up while wearing a robe and strolled over to me. She wrapped her arms around my neck and hugged me. With my hands grabbing as much of that perfect ass as I could, she nibbles my earlobe before moaning in my ear and telling me that I better not wait so long to see her again. Shivers running down my spine, she locked the door behind me and then dropped her robe. She was wearing a gorgeous lingerie set. Usually it's just a tank top and booty shorts, but she seemed extra dedicated to making this what is likely the most erotic experience of my life. Her lingerie barely containing her 38 DDs, nipples peeking through, She grabbed my member and balls through my sweatpants and walked me to our room. When we entered, she closed the door and pushed me against it and kissed my neck while rubbing my chest. Lifting up my shirt over my head, she started stroking me while teasing my nipples with her tongue. Squatting down, she grabbed my waistband and pulled down my sweatpants and boxers in one motion. My cock sprang to attention in front of her gorgeous lips. She looked up at me, thanked me for finally visiting her again, and spat on my throbbing rod, she stroked me until I was at full mast while she admonished me for making it so long since I had last seen her. Reaching down, she pulled off my shoes and socks before fully removing my pants. She stood back up, undoing her bra and pulling my face into these perfect tits, making me suck each nipple while she continued to milk me. She finally turned around and bent over, removing her g-string. Dropping it to the floor, she started grinding against me, backing that juicy ass up on my dick and balls, teasing and taunting me. She told me she was going to make me pay for making her wait to see me again as I tried to hold myself from going over the edge and unloading on her back and ass prematurely!

**NoseJelly** · 10-13-23 10:13

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

As someone who has recently had doubts about Gene lately as well thanks to his slip-up, I would humbly request that one of the providers here can attest to the fact that I'm a different person that Gene. I know for a fact that I've met people who he has as well. Hunter and CJ for sure. Maybe Jessi? Maybe Lola? I just don't want to be affiliated with someone who has multiple accounts. No offense, G2/ Free Beer, but we aren't that similar. You're not the only loquacious and well-written dude around, but that's about as far as it goes!

Sorry for the confusion, folks. Just trying to give why'all a real review from someone too young and carefree to have multiple accounts.

Appreciate all you honest folks!

AW.

P.S.: I don't write here to impress people here. I'm just here to share my knowledge and my experiences. Do with that what you will! The only reason that I write these reviews in the first place is to protect other people like yourselves, because you are the reason why I was brave enough to enter this field in the first place! Cheers!

Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.

**Love The Lips** · 10-13-23 09:56

I'm sure we've all experienced it at a parlor when you show up for your appointment and the girl leads you to your room and says "make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back". Sometimes it's a good 5 minutes or more before they come back in. Of course this is an old trick that some of the girls use to shave time off of your session. One of the solutions is once they come back in, let them see that you are setting a timer on your phone. This is for two reasons, one being that you are not shorted time AND that you don't go over thus cutting into their time. That's one solution but this next one I like even better, the "immediate start". This is where the girl takes you to your room but then doesn't leave and go back out. You start your time right then with her undressing you and you in return undressing her to get her "more comfortable". This is much more fun and sexy as hell! It solves the problem of time shorting, gets her comfortable right away and gets things off to a great start from the get go. No more awkward tip haggling in the middle of a session. I know we all miss Natasha at Panacea as she is one that would make your time sexy as hell using this method and she knew that this would increase her tip amount and she never had to bring up the subject of tips at all. There are some that have the business smarts to do this and I for one am anxious to go see Summer now that she is back at Panacea as she is one that at least in my previous experience is all about pleasing her clients and would be all for that personal experience. So remember guys, always ask for the "Immediate start". If they don't know what it is, explain it to them, they will thank you for it as they will see their tips increase without even having to bring up the subject of tipping.

**White300** · 10-13-23 09:33

How is the talent at Wonder lately? Is Linda still doing massages? PM is fine.

**AspenWood** · 10-13-23 01:36

Originally Posted by MrHandy [View Original Post]

How does one get in touch with Rain? I've searched everywhere and can't find anything.

I cannot post her info on the forum like that. Only reason I heard about her is because I was lucky enough to have Lola let me know after a session weeks ago. I don't know if she has an ad or not. So if you want to schedule her, PM me.

**AspenWood** · 10-13-23 00:15

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

OK, so not brothers. Maybe Nephews of Uncle Freebeern via a couple of his brothers marriages?

Consanguineous.

As someone who has recently had doubts about Gene lately as well thanks to his slip-up, I would humbly request that one of the providers here can attest to the fact that I'm a different person that Gene. I know for a fact that I've met people who he has as well. Hunter and CJ for sure. Maybe Jessi? Maybe Lola? I just don't want to be affiliated with someone who has multiple accounts. No offense, G2/ Free Beer, but we aren't that similar. You're not the only loquacious and well-written dude around, but that's about as far as it goes!

Sorry for the confusion, folks. Just trying to give why'all a real review from someone too young and carefree to have multiple accounts.

Appreciate all you honest folks!

AW.

P.S.: I don't write here to impress people here. I'm just here to share my knowledge and my experiences. Do with that what you will! The only reason that I write these reviews in the first place is to protect other people like yourselves, because you are the reason why I was brave enough to enter this field in the first place! Cheers!

**JCrew1984** · 10-12-23 22:52

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

Not sure why it matters to you if they are related and if all you're going off is that they have similarities in writing wouldn't it make more sense they're just the same person but either way pretty sure we can all agree every single one of us on here would rather keep our identities you ourselves.

Also if it is true a hooker friend ask you to do this then maybe you should say who they are so G2 and AW know that someone is blabbing about them because we all know the conversation wasn't just "oh you knows these guys are they brother? No, ok" maybe I'm just paranoid but I would assume you and your friend shared little more information than just that considering you titled it "twin brothers" but that just me.