Massage Parlor Reports

[BenBeck]

Udders. Not utters.

I normally wouldn't utter that phrase.

[HappyGardener]

100% agree on your observation on her nipples. My review, says the same. Her nipples are about 3 inches long. I've never seen a Asian chick, or any chick to have nipples as long as hers!! Cow utters! Milkers, without the Milk. LOL plus is her fun bags are about c's. Feel good when they slap your cock. HELL, for all you guys into pegging she could shove one of them utters in your ass, not me though.

Udders. Not utters.

[Perversity]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

I had a paid membership there for a while. Meh. I mean, it's not that big of an expense, especially considering what a lot of folks seem to spend on parlors. But there is a ton of review spam. Like you almost have to figure out who on the site is real and look for their reviews. The real account seem to be a minority.

The forums don't have that problem. That's what I use the site for now, just to check what people think, and to look up addresses and hours of places.

That said, even the forums are unmoderated. So there are plenty of stupid stupid arguments there. Though also you can block members on the forum, which weeds out the worst of it. If you could block the reviews of obvious spammers, I would pay for a membership again.

[Dbry4281]

100% agree on your observation on her nipples. My review, says the same. Her nipples are about 3 inches long. I've never seen a Asian chick, or any chick to have nipples as long as hers!! Cow utters! Milkers, without the Milk. LOL plus is her fun bags are about c's. Feel good when they slap your cock. HELL, for all you guys into pegging she could shove one of them utters in your ass, not me though.

Got Kiki at Orange.

Cute face, nice and accurate bolt ons with long nipples (don't see that too often), average ass.

CBJ was pretty good actually, then missionary, doggy, standing doggy, finally blew in the bag.

Got dressed was out on my way.

[GeneralObvious]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

The spas reviewed here are basically all of the syndicates like Tokyo, Orange, 819, and CLM, and of course Karly at Ozone. Other information about various spas is extremely limited. You won't have to dig too hard to find good intel on the other site. There are shill reviews there, but here it's way too much. I have almost 100 reviews there, all highly accurate at the time of writing.

[WalkingHard]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

No! This site is way better IMO. RM flooded with fake reviews either people in China who are paid to write them and / or owners, MTs, or their boyfriends writing them to boost their business. For instance a shop will have two or three girls working and will constantly have one girl who gets reviewed and nothing about the other two. This is usually because the reviews are just being written by someone paid to do it. Not always but it happens a lot. The best girls at a shop are hardly ever reviewed because most mongers try to "keep them for themselves" like they're hoarding PokéMon. Cards or smth. It's pretty juvenile. They do nothing to clean up the fake reviews even after being reported constantly because the people who write the fake reviews pay money so they're not incentivized to do so.

There's still lots of shills and owners who pump up their own spas here but it's a little bit easier to sort out. Just my 2 ¢.

[Fit312]

I think the $15/ mo is worth it as you will find information there that doesn't make it to this site. I've definitely found some gems thanks to info I found there. Considering how much I spend on this hobby, it's a small price to pay to be better informed. That's just my opinion.

The papasan reviews are irritating, but they do give you an indication that FS is available at a given place. I reupped to get some information on a girl who was at Archer before she left and it was accurate. They have stiffed me on multiple occasions after I've added photos for spas, but I have gotten a couple of free months for doing so.

[BigsKings]

It's been bombarded by so many fake reviews from spa owners / managers that the data is pretty crap. This forum is still tops IMO for real information.

I would say it is pretty much same everywhere.

You can get information and you need to be aware of the possibility of fake.

[BigsKings]

Yeah, I don't understand why they even advertise those prices. I get it but I know the girls hate it. I've gotten attitude from plenty of girls when I tell them I only want 160. I know the shills are going to bash me but its not me being cheap, I'm testing the girls out. If there's no attitude, I'll tip and spend plenty of money on that girl in the future.

Personally I hate arguing price with the working girls. I would either left if I don't like the girls or do it for what they want.

[Goodtimechicago]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

It's been bombarded by so many fake reviews from spa owners / managers that the data is pretty crap. This forum is still tops IMO for real information.

[Member #6439]

How accurate are the pictures of her on the website? Same girl?\

Somewhat similar but not the same girl. I honestly never trust the pix.

[OF Charlie]

Yeah, I don't understand why they even advertise those prices. I get it but I know the girls hate it. I've gotten attitude from plenty of girls when I tell them I only want 160. I know the shills are going to bash me but its not me being cheap, I'm testing the girls out. If there's no attitude, I'll tip and spend plenty of money on that girl in the future.

No one is going to bash you. It's your money. You can spend it however you like.

Let me give you the girl's perspective. They are here for 10 to 15 days only. They have never met you before. How would they know you are potentially a big spender in the future? In their experiences, probably over 95% of guys will spend the same amount if they do repeat at all. And most guys don't repeat, whether it's because of schedule or wanting freshness. Sure, you might be that one exception, but again they don't know that because they don't know you. And even if you are going to repeat, how many time can you repeat in 15 days. The odds is simply not in your favor. Not to mention, a lot of girls come here one time and never return. So they don't care about their reputation.

It's like why Groupon never took off. Good concept, but businesses were finding out that most of the users don't come back. So businesses stop signing up again.

Right or wrong, as the saying goes you get what you pay for. There is a reason why there is even a such saying in the first place. And the whole thing is YMMV anyway. A well reviewed girl might not like you for whatever reason. Even I get duds sometimes.

[SpaGuy21]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

I think the $15/ mo is worth it as you will find information there that doesn't make it to this site. I've definitely found some gems thanks to info I found there. Considering how much I spend on this hobby, it's a small price to pay to be better informed. That's just my opinion.

[YungPhuk]

Got Kiki at Orange.

Cute face, nice and accurate bolt ons with long nipples (don't see that too often), average ass.

CBJ was pretty good actually, then missionary, doggy, standing doggy, finally blew in the bag.

Got dressed was out on my way.

How accurate are the pictures of her on the website? Same girl?

[Member #6439]

Went to 819 last week, don't rermember her name. But she has large natural tits, a little baby damage is visible on her tummy, her face was beautiful.

BBBJ, CG, Mish, Doggy explode in the bag. Would repeat.

She went with BBBJ which I was not expecting to get (usually prefer CBJ anyway), but once she started I didn't stop her.

Typical rate with CBJ and CFS for 30 min.

Would repeat.