Massage Parlor Reports

**Minnanon** · 10-09-23 21:11

Had recent personal business in Newark and the drive took me right past this place. There was some positive mention of this place back in spring, so I decided to pop in on the way home.

It was after the rest of the businesses there closed, two cars in the lot besides mine. Don't know if they belonged to other patrons or masseuses or management.

Only saw one person, who was sitting at the desk when I walked in. Assumed she was mama but as she showed me to a room, it became obvious that she intended to serve me herself. Asked for 80 for an hour. I gave her a WTF look, and she dropped to 70. Still gave her the look, and she said "okay how much you want to pay?

Now this (woman?) was late 50's at least, maybe 5'10, with a wide, pockmarked face, broad and rounded shoulders, no ass, large but sloppy tits resting on her Homer Simpson gut and wearing scrubs in desperate need of an iron. Anyone else remember Eddie Murphy's Delirious? Goonie-Goo-Goo. I was about to get touched by a Bigfoot.

In a moment of clarity, I realized two things: Not sure if I would have felt worse if this thing ripped me off and I didn't get a happy ending, or if I let it give me one. And in any just universe, even though I am old and ugly, it would have to pay me to touch it.

Turned around and walked out to a bunch of yelling in an Asian language I didn't recognize. Maybe Yeti?

So I have no idea what services are actually on tap. Someone braver than I will have to undertake that mission. Unfortunately Steve Irwin, Dian Fossey, and Jim Fowler are dead, and Jack Hanna has Alzheimer's.

**HornySenior** · 10-09-23 19:56

Originally Posted by BigBlack10 [View Original Post]

Hey brothers, anyone know something about Kami she used to work at Diamond massage.

Thanks, I appreciate it any info.

From1/22.

She is at Diamond's incall apartment. She will run 30 minute nuru specials from time to time. You can see other rates on the ads. No FS no FIV no kissing just a oiled up body slide. I've seen a half dozen girls there and they are all the same. Kami is mixed early 20's weighs 105, perky A cups. Very cute. Very friendly. Did the body slide on my back and then on the flip sat RCG on my stomach and gave me the HJ. Midway I asked her to stand at the side of the table so I could watch and do some groping. Afterwards got me a hot towel and she wiped off my backside. I suggested she do the body slide on my front as well and she said she would next time.

**Minnanon** · 10-09-23 13:44

Originally Posted by Minnanon [View Original Post]

Yeah I've read the reviews. Had a couple of questions I don't want to throw out here: Pretty sure she reads us, and don't want to out my handle to her.

Any respected seniors willing to chat, could you send me a PM?

A couple of you reached out and answered my questions. Thanks!

**KC7676** · 10-09-23 11:21

Originally Posted by DaveCoffee2018 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have information on this hot blonde?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...own-37705.html

She is petite with a very pretty face and a very nice body. In her 30's and has a child. She doesn't look it nor does her body show it. Massage technique is marginal but she allows mutual touch. No FS, but I have a feeling if you become a solid regular, there may be some upgrades down the line. Nice girl. Operates out of a finished basement in a nice house. Damage is $300.

**DaveCoffee2018** · 10-09-23 09:28

Does anyone have information on this hot blonde?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...own-37705.html

**HornySenior** · 10-09-23 06:57

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-39387.html

I thought maybe. But alas, they wanted a deposit.

**Minnanon** · 10-08-23 21:39

Yeah I've read the reviews. Had a couple of questions I don't want to throw out here: Pretty sure she reads us, and don't want to out my handle to her.

Any respected seniors willing to chat, could you send me a PM?

**DaveCoffee2018** · 10-08-23 20:59

Has anyone seen Heather up around Hoover?

**Cdickerhoof** · 10-08-23 16:59

Has anyone tried here since name change.

**BigBlack10** · 10-08-23 15:03

Hey brothers, anyone know something about Kami she used to work at Diamond massage.

Thanks, I appreciate it any info.

**LiveMonger** · 10-08-23 14:31

Wants a deposit before giving address.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ssy-29204.html

**Dougie1977** · 10-08-23 09:22

Absolutely miss seeing her.

Originally Posted by HornySenior [View Original Post]

One of the things Katherine used to do is suck my cock from behind while I was laying on my stomach. Sometimes I would raise my ass up a little to give her better access. It was so hot. Even finished that way once. I've never had that experience before or since. I can't even find a porn video to re-live the experience.

**CBus1234** · 10-08-23 08:55

Originally Posted by HornySenior [View Original Post]

One of the things Katherine used to do is suck my cock from behind while I was laying on my stomach. Sometimes I would raise my ass up a little to give her better access. It was so hot. Even finished that way once. I've never had that experience before or since. I can't even find a porn video to re-live the experience.

She had skills. Hope she returns.

**HornySenior** · 10-07-23 17:25

One of the things Katherine used to do is suck my cock from behind while I was laying on my stomach. Sometimes I would raise my ass up a little to give her better access. It was so hot. Even finished that way once. I've never had that experience before or since. I can't even find a porn video to re-live the experience.

**AlwaysBeSafe99** · 10-07-23 12:36

Trying to get some info on starfish if someone could please pm with details. I swear there use to be a good amount of reviews and now it seems like they're gone or I just can't find them for whatever reason. I think I found it but when I went for the massage it was 100% legit and I'm curious if she does that to make sure she's not getting herself in trouble until you build a relationship with her. The few reviews out there are definitely correct to the person I seen but. I don't want to keep scheduling with her if it's just going to be a waste of time.