Massage Parlor Reports

[Bambinos1987]

If you are having any symptoms go to a clinic immediately!

Hey Guys,

Saw Mia around the 7th, got a BBBJ, have any of you gys who saw her as well, gotten anything from her? Just want to put my paranoia to rest!

[MWiggly2]

Is this place ever open any more?

Some mongers have mentioned they never answer the phone. Others have reported that ads (few and far between) promise a couple of ladies but there is always only one (Linda?) when they show up. 'Linda' has an ad occassionally on adultxxx with the same number as BHC but she also never answers and she does not answer VM's.

One monger seems to specialize in this place as just about all his Chicago reports are about it. He recently stated there was a MILF there with big tits and huge nipples (my kind of gal). He has posted some pictures he reported were of BHC talent he has sampled in the past.

So what am I on about? I have been there five times in the last three weeks. Noonish, midafternoon and early evening. The 'Spa' neon is always lit but otherwise it is dark and no one answers knocks on the door.

Anyone have any info about BHC? Is this a write off?

I've been their many times. Their are at least two there, Linda is primary and I can't remember the others name, but it also starts with an L. They are a little older, heavier and not the most attractive. However, they are skilled and pretty open and willing to most things. They will not rush you either. Basically I would say its a pretty good fuck for the price. You'll pay for the 30 or 60 min session and they probable in for another $120 to $160 depending on what you want and attitude. Also, when you are finished, they will put the used condom (BRING YOUR OWN) in a paper towel and take it with you. They don't typically want or have condoms available on site. No evidence I guess.

[SpaDude777]

Thanks Chiguy & Ronacin for the feedback.

I will call Ozone. Hopefully I luck out.

Just book appointment with Karly at Ozone. Super cool and guaranteed FS.

[TJGeek]

He should just go see ChloeChi she's the best.

Respectfully, I would not recommend Chloe Chi for any guy's "first time".

Why? Because she will set the bar so high that the poor guy will expect the same from all future girls (GFs, wives, pros, FWBs, etc) and just be disappointed later!

No, the Chloe Chi experienced is to be saved for another time when it can be appreciated like a fine wine.

[Gringo914]

You don't need verification for Ozone nor do they usually answer texts. Just call ahead to make an appointment and show up. Be nice and showered (they don't have a shower) and have around $200 spare on you and you should be good to go. KP is another story. Notoriously hard to get approved. Glad I've been going for 10+ years so Mike doesn't give me any issues even if it's been awhile since my last visit. The price difference is actually pretty small when you add in the tips so I'd recommend KP over Ozone if you get approved. But Ozone is fine in a pinch and is also good if you aren't looking for FS.

Thanks Chiguy & Ronacin for the feedback.

I will call Ozone. Hopefully I luck out.

[NovaBrain]

Hey Guys,

Saw Mia around the 7th, got a BBBJ, have any of you gys who saw her as well, gotten anything from her? Just want to put my paranoia to rest!

You'll be alright brother. Hopefully.

I saw a provider a month or two ago at Tokyo Spa and DATY. She had some weird bumps inside and I flinched and freaked out the second I felt them on my tongue. It was actually enough for me to lose interest, I told her I had to go and just walked out within a few minutes. I sat in my car freaking out and preparing for the absolute worst case scenario. I've never felt bumps in a woman inside or outside the hobby.

Fortunately, I was just being extremely paranoid. I went through hours of research on oral STI / STD transmission and felt like it was the end for me.

I got tested last week and nothing has happened. Perfectly clean. Hoping you have the same luck I did.

[DWaits]

Lots of great advice so far. The one thing I would add is, you have nothing nothing nothing to be ashamed of. You should be completely open about your situation. 'This is my first time. ' That way, there's a better chance she will come to you with the right attitude.

There are women who fantasize about being a guy's first. Not that you should expect that, but it's definitely not the negative it might feel like in your mind.

I was a late bloomer myself, I don't know how old you are. I wish I had known it wasn't as awful a thing I thought it was.

Great advice below about knowing what you want. I have not seen either of these two but there is not a negative review on this site or the other site about Calliste (has tattoos and piercings) or Kora Minami. I have not seen either because both are at price points higher than my budget even though I'd probably be happier if I saw one of them and skipped the lower priced but lower service experiences. Private incall for both (probably the same location), educated women, who screen but won't require the same screening as some agencies.

[OrdLover]

I asked this before but never really gotten any answers a few years back. Who have the biggest areola and who have the longest / biggest nipples? I just love to suck them. You can pm me.

[Lamer12]

I keep my money in my money clip but then also another 40-60 in a different pocket. If you show them that's all you got (or that is your price and you want to stick to your price) you can have a little backup. This way she thinks she won a little bit you stayed in your range if you're ok moving up 20 or so. It's not being cheap but also knowing what you're willing to spend for certain services for certain girls. We know younger prettier ones can command more.

I agree, if you show that you have extra money they will ask for more. Do you bring our wallet in? I don't like leaving it in the room if I am getting a TS.

[MushroomGod]

100% agree with Jinurso. Don't do it in a parlor or some other less than ideal place. Find a girl at a nice hotel and one that will spend time with you.

May I suggest 262 Irina?

https://classyladiesofchicago.com/pr...-old-58-130-b/

I recommended her to a guy visiting town and he was very nervous. He told me she made him feel very relaxed and comfortable.

Suri may be worth a try also.

https://elsachi.cuties-sites.com/suri39/

He should just go see ChloeChi she's the best.

[Perversity]

What do you guys think about having FS for the first time in one's life. At a parlor? Meaning, one has not experienced this anywhere else -- in or out of mongering -- and would be doing it for the first time in their life, at an AMP?

Lots of great advice so far. The one thing I would add is, you have nothing nothing nothing to be ashamed of. You should be completely open about your situation. 'This is my first time. ' That way, there's a better chance she will come to you with the right attitude.

There are women who fantasize about being a guy's first. Not that you should expect that, but it's definitely not the negative it might feel like in your mind.

I was a late bloomer myself, I don't know how old you are. I wish I had known it wasn't as awful a thing I thought it was.

[HappyGardener]

Looks like I got to try CLC again. Last time I went the "pretty" girls were busy so the mama san did my massage until one of them freed up for the finish. She beat the fuck out of me. I mean it was good--in a way--but I was sore all the next day. Just too intense. And the girl she sent in to finish me off just really didn't do it for me, the whole fake tits and all. So I haven't been back. But it's a super convenient location. I guess try again. .

Mamasan knows what's she's doing with massages. She's pinch hit a couple of times to start me off. We have a good rapport and I don't mind. And she always grabs my Willy and says "don't worry, other girl take care of this. Not me".

[Vanilla Lover]

What do you guys think about having FS for the first time in one's life. At a parlor? Meaning, one has not experienced this anywhere else -- in or out of mongering -- and would be doing it for the first time in their life, at an AMP?

Just reiterating what everyone else is saying: Treat yourself to a nice quality woman. You'll never forget it. I remember my first, which funny enough was with an escort. I wish I had gotten her contact info before she left, she was a dream.

I researched at length to find the right woman. My few tips I can give you:

Ethnicity: Make sure she's your type; I made sure I found one that was my type (blonde and hazel / green eyes since no good gingers were available).

Piercings / Tattoos: Be okay if she has either one of these unless you don't care; I made sure she didn't have any large tattoos.

Incall / Outcall: You want to go to her place at a hotel, or she comes to you; Luckily I went with a good agency and was verified so their incall was a nice apartment to make things feel more natural.

Agency vs Indy: Find a good independent provider that YOU like and message away to help break the ice or find a reputable agency that has the girl you like; Again I went with an agency since I couldn't find a girl that matches option 1 (ginger).

MSOG Friendly: This is 100% important since you will definitely cum within the first minute of sex, heck you might even cum if she gives you a BBBJ; The provider I saw got a week's worth of nuts out of me in my 90 minute session.

Length of Time for Session: Make sure you meet the girl for more than an hour since you might be nervous / whatever. Take your time with her and COMMUNICATE so she will make sure everything goes smoothly; Again this woman I met was very welcoming and made it feel so natural I literally became a regular with her until she moved and left the business.

I might have forgotten a few more tips but this should be good enough to point you in the right direction.

That first time could not have been anymore perfect for me, she holds the record for most shots gotten out of me and I remember the ENTIRE session.

[Chiguyxxx]

Went to clc. Drew cici. She was fucking stunning. Thin, gorgeous face, perfection tits (B / C).

Gave a nice shower and then a pretty good massage in room before covered everything. 70 $ + 200 $.

I will never understand the fawning over most of these dumpy places (Orange / PD / Tokyo / whatever.) when this place exists, has much hotter women, and is way way cleaner.

Looks like I got to try CLC again. Last time I went the "pretty" girls were busy so the mama san did my massage until one of them freed up for the finish. She beat the fuck out of me. I mean it was good--in a way--but I was sore all the next day. Just too intense. And the girl she sent in to finish me off just really didn't do it for me, the whole fake tits and all. So I haven't been back. But it's a super convenient location. I guess try again. .

[Chiguyxxx]

Hi everyone,

How does one get verified for Ozone and KP. I sent them a text and I received nothing back. Do you guys call?

Looking for some help to get in and get better quality. After 2 meh experiences at hkpd.

Can you point me into the right direction.

Thanks.

You don't need verification for Ozone nor do they usually answer texts. Just call ahead to make an appointment and show up. Be nice and showered (they don't have a shower) and have around $200 spare on you and you should be good to go. KP is another story. Notoriously hard to get approved. Glad I've been going for 10+ years so Mike doesn't give me any issues even if it's been awhile since my last visit. The price difference is actually pretty small when you add in the tips so I'd recommend KP over Ozone if you get approved. But Ozone is fine in a pinch and is also good if you aren't looking for FS.