Escort Reports

**WallStreetBull** · 09-19-23 00:03

Originally Posted by ChiManXXX [View Original Post]

You leave with a smile with that door fee.

I guess it depends on what makes you smile I won't drop any coin over 200 without knowing what is expected as far as I've been told this place is a crapshoot upselling fest but prove me wrong.

**Pull6279** · 09-18-23 22:27

Only 3. 2' Midget, Nice Ass, Thick, sexy, beautiful. Additionally, as delightful as can be. Without a doubt, a treasure. Anyone any reviews on her.

https://bookeliza.weebly.com

**Moejoo** · 09-18-23 19:26

Originally Posted by MushroomGod [View Original Post]

I'm with you but the other way around. I'd go to CLM if they had a location near me like Oak Brook.

What is it about CLM that you like so much, the misleading pictures, the crap shoot price structure, or the crap shoot service provided?

**MushroomGod** · 09-18-23 18:51

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

Just want to chime in and say AMEN BROTHER. I do go to CLM but if 262 had as convenient a location I would be over there instead. So if the 262 booker is reading this, we need more in the city locations. Especially for those of us who hobby at / around lunch time. .

I'm with you but the other way around. I'd go to CLM if they had a location near me like Oak Brook.

**ChiManXXX** · 09-18-23 17:32

Originally Posted by WallStreetBull [View Original Post]

Explain to me how paying $300 for hhr for FS is affordable at www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com correct me if I'm wrong but I've wanted to take the plunge many times but get thrown off by their propaganda of its up to the girl after that door fee of 1. 40.

You leave with a smile with that door fee.

**Big Bang II** · 09-18-23 17:03

Totally agree with you Mick. There were some good legit ones before. Ohr Inn on Manhm lists more girls than the actual rooms available there.

If they are true, the place must be crawling with them.

Originally Posted by MickSwagger [View Original Post]

6 minths ago they were all hot and young.

Pics were legit of the girl or almost a lookslike.

Now they are all straight catfish.

Ohare area, Arlington, Schaumburg etc.

I had to walk away from 3 of them yesterday.

Either fat or old.

What happened?

**Chiguyxxx** · 09-18-23 12:33

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Much of it might boil down to them computing in their own head how distasteful fucking a client or a specific client may be to them. I'm guessing that the attraction of this agency to many girls is the relative freedom they have to have their own menus and price structures compared to other agencies. Way too many guys look at these women as robots. From this mongers perspective if 262 or some of the other frequently discussed agencies had locations in the city near CLM they would clean their clock.

Just want to chime in and say AMEN BROTHER. I do go to CLM but if 262 had as convenient a location I would be over there instead. So if the 262 booker is reading this, we need more in the city locations. Especially for those of us who hobby at / around lunch time. .

**GrannyLover** · 09-18-23 00:41

Originally Posted by Stuffdamuff [View Original Post]

Any info on this one. Do not see any other reviews other than two on EB but looks like a regular poster.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/154045916

Talked with her a few months ago. As I got close to her incall, she gave rates significantly higher than advertised. Red flag to me and I didn't visit.

**Proton456** · 09-17-23 20:49

Originally Posted by TallDarkNotHandsome93 [View Original Post]

Asks for a deposit, obvious scam.

I once played along for 3+ days an obvious scammer just to waste their time. ListCrawler is full of them. Tik Tok star pic, asks for deposit, the usuals stuff.

Pretended to be a newbee, randomly picked a zip code (Indy) and whoa! She happens to be 20 minutes away! What a coincidence. Never mind the her posting was for Chicago.

Sent her an Apple gift card image I found on the web. Pretended to be confused, blah blah.

All for fun.

**Blvd222** · 09-17-23 14:37

Originally Posted by DevMonkey [View Original Post]

She doesn't seem to be posting recently and took her ads down. I saw new reviews on other sites saying she isn't worth it as she wastes time and seem to only offer bjs and is too much into her drugs.

She is not together; responds to texts than ghosts. Rates are high and will not allow CIM. BJ is bare but without CIM I don't see the point. She must have a pimp.

**Jinurso** · 09-16-23 21:46

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Much of it might boil down to them computing in their own head how distasteful fucking a client or a specific client may be to them. I'm guessing that the attraction of this agency to many girls is the relative freedom they have to have their own menus and price structures compared to other agencies. Way too many guys look at these women as robots. From this mongers perspective if 262 or some of the other frequently discussed agencies had locations in the city near CLM they would clean their clock.

Oh there's no question the top appeal of CLM (to mongers) is the location. The fact that they have a location in basically every major neighborhood and suburb on the north side and an arsenal of girls who rotate in throughout the week is a huge selling point.

Everything else about the place, from the accuracy of photos to the service to the cost is a crap shoot. I've paid as little as zero and been quoted as much as $400.

The best thing you can do is build a rapport with a couple of regulars. The menu gets better and the price gets lower, especially if you end up getting their number.

**Stuffdamuff** · 09-16-23 20:52

Any info on this one. Do not see any other reviews other than two on EB but looks like a regular poster.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/154045916

**TallDarkNotHandsome93** · 09-16-23 15:40

Originally Posted by Carpenter420 [View Original Post]

Any info on this lady? Much appreciated gentlemen.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/61870479

Asks for a deposit, obvious scam.

**Alterxxx** · 09-16-23 11:09

Originally Posted by Chicago41 [View Original Post]

What is included in "VIP / KING treatment"? Just wondering as these kinds of marketing terms don't mean much.

Ask the booker, but usually depending on the girl it includes shower, rimming and GFE.

**Moejoo** · 09-16-23 10:11

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I'd never call CLM a value play, but that doesn't mean you can't find good values there. $600 to fuck Amida is absurd and nobody should ever so it. But $260 to fuck Kylie is a great value when you consider her looks, service, location and accommodations.

What's frustrating about CLM is the huge difference in price between two women who work at the same place. More women have standardized there but you'll still run into some crazy requests.

Much of it might boil down to them computing in their own head how distasteful fucking a client or a specific client may be to them. I'm guessing that the attraction of this agency to many girls is the relative freedom they have to have their own menus and price structures compared to other agencies. Way too many guys look at these women as robots. From this mongers perspective if 262 or some of the other frequently discussed agencies had locations in the city near CLM they would clean their clock.