Massage Parlor Reports

**Mitch Cor** · 07-22-23 11:59

HAMPs? As in hispanic? In Bellevue? Where?!

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Seems like they operate mostly out of a motel and an apartment in Bellevue with multiple listings on Adultsearch.com.

They usually txt pictures of girls that look way too perfect and I'm assuming they aren't actual pictures of the girls working there.

Also, isn't Bellevue LE always on the look out for AMPs and that's the reason AMPs do not exist there?

Why is Bellevue so anti-AMP while being totally okay with aamps and hamps?

**Gvbdc** · 07-22-23 10:55

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

Funny, I stopped seeing Amy at Yili because she eventually skipped any attempt at a massage. And yes, I heard from Alice who used to work there that the rumor was that Amy went back to China (although Alice didn't believe that).

Smiling Art you can occasionally get a good massage there, but it depends on who you get, and who you get changes at virtually every visit. Although Cindy has been there for awhile and gives decent enough massages, but she can be either there or at Champion.

I've seen people happy about the massages at that place at 39th and Aurora, but she's too old and unappealing for me. Also Candy at Eternity on 145th and Greenwood gives a good massage, but again probably classified as too old and unappealing. Symmetry Spa across the street usually has good massages, but then you run the very high risk of no extras. Unless something has changed since I've last been there.

Really wish some of the Bellevue providers were over here myself.

Aurora Massage Spa (39th and Aurora) - Older lady, wears here mask, no MT at all, but as far as parlors go it's a reliable decent massage with a reliable decent finish. Nothing special, but also not expensive with no haggling, and you know what you are getting.

Symmetry Spa. You can get a good massage here, but it really varies on who you get. I've had a few really good ones, a lot of decent / middling ones, and a few pretty poor ones. Very limited opportunity for extras and likely not on a first time visit.

Eternity. Stopped by a couple months ago and someone other than Candy was working, even more lackluster than expected on all fronts.

Smiling Art. Agree it varies. I just haven't managed any that were all that good yet.

I'm keen on solid massages also, but there doesn't seem to be a consistent reliable option outside of the cluster of providers in Bellevue. Would be keen if anyone has any other recos?

**Seattle Ampfan** · 07-22-23 10:28

Originally Posted by BenchClot [View Original Post]

Any recommendations for a good massage in Seattle?

Amy at Yili was always a solid option (although it's Yili's a little more pricey), but it seems like she's gone.

Smiling Art and the others I've tried have some nice draws, but are pretty middling on the massage.

Funny, I stopped seeing Amy at Yili because she eventually skipped any attempt at a massage. And yes, I heard from Alice who used to work there that the rumor was that Amy went back to China (although Alice didn't believe that).

Smiling Art you can occasionally get a good massage there, but it depends on who you get, and who you get changes at virtually every visit. Although Cindy has been there for awhile and gives decent enough massages, but she can be either there or at Champion.

I've seen people happy about the massages at that place at 39th and Aurora, but she's too old and unappealing for me. Also Candy at Eternity on 145th and Greenwood gives a good massage, but again probably classified as too old and unappealing. Symmetry Spa across the street usually has good massages, but then you run the very high risk of no extras. Unless something has changed since I've last been there.

**KitWalker1967** · 07-21-23 22:03

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

Kit!. Magically!! I noticed that also later last night 11 pm or early 2 am, it was open all a sudden & even had a review posted for yesterday. You are right kit! It was labeled closed all day yesterday and two posters noticed and posted about it in the RM forum the night before or early am and I checked 3-4 x's yesterday you guys! It said closed all day. Yes I do realized the difference between the "closed now" late at night red banner thingy compared to in the morning / mid day closed sign when all other Mp's have the green "open now" logo above their name on that site! Very interesting & weird.

Kit it sounds like you have a membership. Could you or someone post the 2 most recent review or one that comes in in the next couple days. That all changed real quick. Perhaps it was just an error or it was temporarily closed for one day? Hmmm..

Will Do! I'll give it a few days to see what happens there.

**DamianDono** · 07-21-23 22:00

Originally Posted by TenFork [View Original Post]

Seems similar to the treatment she received back at euro with candy and cici. I doubt she will return if that keeps up. They need new talent too many grannies.

Yea I guess if you are significantly less sexy and talented you might resent the person everyone wants to see. LOL like maybe take care of your main draw a little better.

**Bench Clot** · 07-21-23 17:05

Any recommendations for a good massage in Seattle? I know there's Lita and others on the East Side, but I'm looking for something on the west side of the lake.

Amy at Yili was always a solid option (although it's Yili's a little more pricey), but it seems like she's gone.

Smiling Art and the others I've tried have some nice draws, but are pretty middling on the massage.

**Gpc1085** · 07-21-23 15:39

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Magically, a new review of Lake Serene was posted RM by that fffforget dude last night, claiming the parlor is actually open. Never visited this place, since the abundance of RM reviews by that guy just seems a little bit off when matched against the occasional lackluster reviews of others. Different strokes for different folks.

Kit!. Magically!! I noticed that also later last night 11 pm or early 2 am, it was open all a sudden & even had a review posted for yesterday. You are right kit! It was labeled closed all day yesterday and two posters noticed and posted about it in the RM forum the night before or early am and I checked 3-4 x's yesterday you guys! It said closed all day. Yes I do realized the difference between the "closed now" late at night red banner thingy compared to in the morning / mid day closed sign when all other Mp's have the green "open now" logo above their name on that site! Very interesting & weird.

Kit it sounds like you have a membership. Could you or someone post the 2 most recent review or one that comes in in the next couple days. That all changed real quick. Perhaps it was just an error or it was temporarily closed for one day? Hmmm..

**TenFork** · 07-21-23 15:34

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

As if something from a movie.

Went to see if Michelle was around at VIP since I only got an HJ from her before and really wanted the rest. I've been trying to slow my activity down so it took some real will to finally wander in. Empty parking lot (seriously they could hold Coachella in that space) and ring the bell. Not too bad but older woman answers the door. I ask for Michelle and she leads me to the room. Then says she's "on vacation" but starts to fondle me. No offense but I was hoping to see Michelle so I decline. She says she has someone else.

I wait until a much older and bigger woman shows up "I'm better than Michelle!" She claims. I politely decline and start to leave. She leads me out, yelling something in Thai with Michelle in it to the other girl.

On the way out a curtain fwooshes open revealing and even older and bigger woman. "Baby!" "I'm better than Michelle!" To my back as I politely wave and head into the night with a chuckle.

Funny stuff.

Seems similar to the treatment she received back at euro with candy and cici. I doubt she will return if that keeps up. They need new talent too many grannies.

**ZoooBus** · 07-21-23 13:41

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Magically, a new review of Lake Serene was posted RM by that fffforget dude last night, claiming the parlor is actually open. Never visited this place, since the abundance of RM reviews by that guy just seems a little bit off when matched against the occasional lackluster reviews of others. Different strokes for different folks.

That's a shame. That Lake Serene is not the same as it was years ago. I used to hit it up about 5 years ago. From start to end it was better than anything I have seen lately. It was the unicorn for a while. No grannies. Great table shower, nice short massage and then on to the main attraction. And then the girl would help you dress at the end. Once nice last touch that made one want to return. Sadly no, place stays the same. Girls come and go.

**JSnake921** · 07-21-23 11:18

Originally Posted by KitsapGreen [View Original Post]

I dropped by the place behind subway on 4th. The parking lot for the subway is on 3rd which also happens to be the parking lot for the massage parlor. The door is back a bit from the stairs. Had to ring the bell to be let in. I was greeted by a small, cute, young girl with dyed blonde hair. I handed her $$, as I don't like the negotiation part and I just wanted my intentions to be clear. She asked what I wanted. I told her and she said she couldn't right now because of her period. She said she would get another girl. I have been burned by this in the past, so I took the money back and told her I would like to see the girl first.

She brought in Coco, a small, cute, young girl. She was thin with perky Bs and a great ass. I agreed and she took me by the hand and lead me to a different room. The session was great. Very active CBJ, multiple positions, great muscle control on her part, and very active throughout. Best experience I have had in a while.

At the end I declined the massage and was in my way. I will be repeating.

What's this place called?

I drove by and only see a door next to the street number. Grey building, with a couple of steps leading up to it.

**DamianDono** · 07-21-23 11:05

As if something from a movie.

Went to see if Michelle was around at VIP since I only got an HJ from her before and really wanted the rest. I've been trying to slow my activity down so it took some real will to finally wander in. Empty parking lot (seriously they could hold Coachella in that space) and ring the bell. Not too bad but older woman answers the door. I ask for Michelle and she leads me to the room. Then says she's "on vacation" but starts to fondle me. No offense but I was hoping to see Michelle so I decline. She says she has someone else.

I wait until a much older and bigger woman shows up "I'm better than Michelle!" She claims. I politely decline and start to leave. She leads me out, yelling something in Thai with Michelle in it to the other girl.

On the way out a curtain fwooshes open revealing and even older and bigger woman. "Baby!" "I'm better than Michelle!" To my back as I politely wave and head into the night with a chuckle.

Funny stuff.

**KitWalker1967** · 07-21-23 10:00

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

(Lynwood). A poster on RM's forum is stating that it has closed. Don't see anyone talking about it on here? It was also marked as closed on RM's. Anyone have any intel out there? Feel free to pm / DM if you'd rather do that.

Magically, a new review of Lake Serene was posted RM by that fffforget dude last night, claiming the parlor is actually open. Never visited this place, since the abundance of RM reviews by that guy just seems a little bit off when matched against the occasional lackluster reviews of others. Different strokes for different folks.

**ZoooBus** · 07-21-23 03:10

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

(Lynwood). A poster on RM's forum is stating that it has closed. Don't see anyone talking about it on here? It was also marked as closed on RM's. Anyone have any intel out there? Feel free to pm / DM if you'd rather do that.

It may have been an error. I just checked, it is late at night, and it does not have the '"CLOSED" banner that shops that have been permanently closed have. Instead it has the "Closed Now" banner that all of them have this late at night.

I have fond memories of Serene.

**Gpc1085** · 07-21-23 00:25

(Lynwood). A poster on RM's forum is stating that it has closed. Don't see anyone talking about it on here? It was also marked as closed on RM's. Anyone have any intel out there? Feel free to pm / DM if you'd rather do that.

**SkeletonKey6** · 07-20-23 15:40

You're the Patron Saint of this place LOL.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

The AdultSearch ads are for the crew I call the CFG: Chinese Fuckery Group. Because fuckery abounds with them.
Fake photos always. You have to be willing to walk when she's an uggo or a fatty. Some winners for sure but you'll have to deal with fuckery.
Do a search here for CFG and you'll get lots of past intel.