Massage Parlor Reports

[HandyLover]

Walked in Friday morning and a hottie in a tight short red dress was at the counter. Donated $50 for 45 min and into the room I went. She came in a few minutes later and began the back massage. The massage itself wasn't bad, but all three times when I began rubbing her calf she move to massage my legs. At that point I figured it was game over. She was not engaging at all, and her personality was very robotic. After a 30 min back massage and no teasing, I thought about just getting up and leaving. Wasn't feeling it. But Jr. Said let's wait for the flip. Right before the flip, she covered my ass with a towel and asked to turn over. When I did she kept the towel in place and began to massage my forehead, arms and legs. Staying just out of reach. Once again, I wanted to leave but she was hot and had a nice body and figured just go with it. I only get HJ's anyway. To my surprise, She then started massaging Jr under the towel, and then the jackhammer started. She wouldn't let me touch her tits, but did turn around so I could rub ass. I blew, she half-ass cleaned me up, gave me a water, I tipped $40 and I booked out of there. I couldn't understand her name, it started with a "B", and she only works Fridays. Looks 8/10, in her 30's, C-cup (I believe), body 9/10, personality 2/10 (gave her a 2 because she said I was handsome and had a big * LOL.

I've been to Kings a few times and 50% of the time it was a good experience. Not great. I don't think I will be returning there, especially since there are several other spas close by that give a much better overall experience.

Cheers!

[BraveNuPengwin]

True Health Mart: Some shops are like a grocery store where you come in with shopping list. For example, a dozen handies, a quart of BBBJ, and a loaf of FS. They say, Yes sir, your order is ready. Here is the bill.

Bamboozle Wood: Other places are more like a casino. Have you seen those poor slobs pour money into a slot machine hoping for a big payoff that never comes? There are shops like that dangle you, and try to get you to keep coming back for a jackpot, but it never pans out and you spend a fortune with only paltry payouts to keep you coming back. The Lotto is like that too. Just a little payout so you don't give up, but never really a true pay out.

Is true health on brkhurst that good? I went once and they closed early so I I went somewhere else.

I don't think anyone is going to BW for big payout, we just like a good massage for a reasonable price.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

How horny do you have to be to walk past a cop car at the front of your rub and tug?

What were you thinking?

"Maybe the cops like hot Asian nuru luv too?

Same question for guys going BB with pro's.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I thought there was a lot of new blood there over the last few months.

True Health Mart: Some shops are like a grocery store where you come in with shopping list. For example, a dozen handies, a quart of BBBJ, and a loaf of FS. They say, Yes sir, your order is ready. Here is the bill.

Bamboozle Wood: Other places are more like a casino. Have you seen those poor slobs pour money into a slot machine hoping for a big payoff that never comes? There are shops like that dangle you, and try to get you to keep coming back for a jackpot, but it never pans out and you spend a fortune with only paltry payouts to keep you coming back. The Lotto is like that too. Just a little payout so you don't give up, but never really a true pay out.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Crazy, wonder if they did have legit business licenses and passed the check or if this ended up being like the raid they did on Honey a couple of years ago.

Regardless I guess ill keep away from here for a while, Stay safe yall.

They have dweebs from the city office to check code compliance. Bringing in the guys with guns means something more serious is afoot. You can't ask the shop what is going on, because they always downplay it, because they don't want to scare you off.

[JakeForTheWin]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

Crazy, wonder if they did have legit business licenses and passed the check or if this ended up being like the raid they did on Honey a couple of years ago.

Regardless I guess ill keep away from here for a while, Stay safe yall.

[RedRoddddd]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

How horny do you have to be to walk past a cop car at the front of your rub and tug?

What were you thinking?

"Maybe the cops like hot Asian nuru luv too?

[RBFSyndrome]

Oof. I'm surprised they got a bust in SA. And, what's B&W?

Black and white car.

[PitfallHarry13]

Oof. I'm surprised they got a bust in SA. And, what's B&W?

Black and White—patrol car.

I checked with my girl; she's fine and says that the cops came in under the guise of a business license check. No busts, but she (and it sounds like a few others) aren't ever going back to Haven.

[Pineapples1]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

Oof. I'm surprised they got a bust in SA. And, what's B&W?

[Sbrucie]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

Had an appointment at Sapphire, locked it in 3 hours ago. Got there rn and the lady said something came up and no massages today. Wonder if that's why. Anyways I'm super bummed!

[PitfallHarry13]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

Holy shit, one of my favorite girls is working Haven today I hope she's OK.

[Assaholic]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I can't get over how ridiculously hot storm is. Mid 20's blonde in perfect shape, coolest personality super pretty face. Straight up bliss for an hour with tons of roaming and her body all over mine the entire time. Like I'm still in disbelief how hot she is. Lengthier review in the franks beauties thread from when I first saw her. Insta is gentlelavendernurus.

How much is the going rate for nuru these days? I just have a hard time dropping over 140 for basically a stripper hybrid massage. I could go to BW or SH etc like 3 times for that amount. I guess if you need a hotty and have extra dough for the single mums.

Last time I did a nuru I smashed a 20 yr old hotty Latina but 200 mangos plus 45 haus will break the ilgoo.

[Spud666]

I went into Sunshine in LF about 10:30 this morning and one of you mongers had left his credit card and receipt on the counter, LOL. I pointed it out to the lady who greeted me and I don't what happed after that.

Had a great massage from Summer (I think) lotsa ass and balls play, on the flip, she offered free range UTC to help with the finish.