Massage Parlor Reports

[SexWithJesus69]

Yes. I'm sure more options were on the table. I was only interested in the CBJ.

How was the head?

[FuckIt216]

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Let me explain to you what the fuck is going on here.

In the words of our founder this forum is dedicated to men who have always been men having sex with women who have always been women, it's been that way for twenty years.

Even though the guy who wrote those words is no longer associated with the forum they are still our mission statement.

We don't define what "sex" is because we don't give a fuck so long as it's between men who have always been men and women who have always been women. It's not your fucking business what kind of sex they are having unless they are borrowing your dick to have that sex. If some guy, who has always been a guy wants to pay some chick who has always been a chick to put on a strapon and fuck him in the ass he's welcomed to review how well she does it. Why do we do this you may ask, well you won't but others might, it's because you aren't the only motherfucker reading these reports. You may not like getting a giant toy shoved up your ass, I don't either, but other guys might and if it's not my ass getting the dildo stuck in it, then it's not my fucking business. (Are you sensing a theme here? About shit not being your fucking business?)

So, in the future, on review threads like this, if you don't like what somebody writes be a fucking adult and scroll past. If you want to start some shit like this again take it to the fight thread.

[EscortVeiwer03]

Started seeing reports about Ruby spa after all the promotion of Tokyo spa started. The owners are jealous, LOL.

I think a big part of the reason so many reviews are up is cause of the rimming. Made me want to try the place out myself. Same thing happened with Judy at OD and many girls OFCharlie recommends such as Anne. Rim mentioned, place gets a rep for good ass play, and suddenly there's an influx of visitors. Tis a service many mongers desire.

[Bowser01]

I am visiting Chicago and I've always wanted to go to a massage place with happy ending, where can I get that at?

[Zero0001]

Is this HQ on archer?

Yes. I'm sure more options were on the table. I was only interested in the CBJ.

[SpaGuy21]

Started seeing reports about Ruby spa after all the promotion of Tokyo spa started. The owners are jealous, LOL.

Was out of town for a long weekend. Was catching up on this thread and there's literally 2 pages in a row of Ruby and Tokyo /819 "reviews," spammed. Hopefully they "shill" out with the non-stop reviews or they'll just drive people away.

And, for the sake of the real purpose of this thread, a little info on a new spot which is underreported (the true purpose of this thread).

Windsor Spa, Pulaski near Lawrence. Current MT, Ella. Searched the name and the prior descriptions from the shill shops sound similar though she said it was her first time in Chicago. In from Vegas and / or NY, I forget which but she's spent time at both, originally from Singapore though she's Chinese. Work done on her face, not sure about the body. Her big Bs, small Cs seemed real. Petite, sexy, curvy and a pro who knows how to please. She's a spa 8+/10. She's hot and she knows it and is on the higher end of the pay spectrum though she knows she's in Chicago so tries to keep it reasonable. She is completely different from the last MT reported to be here, Cici, a couple weeks ago. No comparison and I don't say that lightly. Search bed page if you want the contact info (Pulaski listing). Enjoy and review / support your local (non-franchised) spa, hahaha!

[OF Charlie]

Checking out the link again, are pics of the second girl accurate? That's more of my type so the urge to visit has gone up quite a bit. Just curious.

The pics on adultsearch ads for any places are never accurate. They all use outside agents to post ads for them.

One girl is Michelle. She has a review a few days ago. The second girl is Marie who just finished her 10 days at PD and started at Tokyo this morning. Tokyo doesn't have a website, so you would need to text the booker for pics.

[GeorgeMax]

The only one I can recommend is Laura.

Tall thin Eastern Euro blond.

Offers FS, just be sure to ask her about it. One time I was seeing her and she needed to be prompted as she thought I was just there for BJ / HJ.

Laura is very attractive! Her massages are rather oily but nevertheless they feel great!

I have to agree that it is important to let her know early on what your seeking. One time I went in wanting only to experience her (sort of as a trial) but got into it and upgraded to BBBJ + 69 + DATY+ DATO. She delivered but afterwards she informed me that since I was a slow starter and heavy cummer. Next time had to be an hour. But she did shower with me afterwards because she dribbled my spunk on her titties and according to her I made her pussy all squishy.

[BareOnly2018]

Iirc, Lilly is pretty close to her photo. She's probably one of the three hottest girls there, and easily the best body there.

However, FS is +$300. You can try to negotiate down but. I haven't seen a lot of successful reports. A CBJ alone is +$200. Personally, I'd rather get a HJ than a CBJ.

Lilly is beautiful. But like I said, bring keep pockets. And my gut tells me she will be fake as hell if your doing her. I got a session with just a HJ and it was like she was dead LOL.

[Moejoo]

Haven't looked at her current pictures but when I last saw her she had the body of a bikini model. One of the lamest fucks of my life, I get the impression she doesn't like to provide FS but if you are willing to spend the 3 bills she will spread her legs and think about her grocery list while you are pounding away on her.

[Jinurso]

Are Lilly's pictures real / of her? I've found most pictures are way off base except maybe a handful.

Iirc, Lilly is pretty close to her photo. She's probably one of the three hottest girls there, and easily the best body there.

However, FS is +$300. You can try to negotiate down but. I haven't seen a lot of successful reports. A CBJ alone is +$200. Personally, I'd rather get a HJ than a CBJ.

[REYdogg]

Alright fellas so I had an interesting experience today. I have been trying to reconnect with one of my if not my ATF MTs recently. A thick MILF Latina in an apartment on the north side. I have made several posts about her before. I ended setting something up today, I showed up and it was at the same apartment I had gone to before. Her Ad doesn't show her face but I figured the same address so it has to be. So I show up, she lets me up and to my surprise it wasn't her. But the woman who greeted me was an absolute smoke show. Definitely MILF / mature age but beautiful face. But a body with curves that'll make you dizzy LOL. She was wearing a fish net one piece outfit with nothing underneath. So we go into massage, I opted for an hr. Massage was great, lotion not oil which is whatever honestly. Her body is what you would call slim thick. I think her tits are man made and her ass is so nice and round that it could be but it feels so soft so could be hers or not tbh. Being a Spanish speaker and being nice definitely made us have an amazing vibe. She has a sexy South American voice but speaks so softly. She told me about her life, her other job, I mean it was like meeting a new friend. Now to the fun stuff, L1 is included with the initial price but I wanted more. Unfortunately I miscalculated how much cash I had so we settled for L2 at a reasonable price. She performs it just like a freaky Latina should. Eye contact, tongue, the whole deal. Idk who runs the operation out of that apartment but let me tell you they know how to pick them LOL..

Hey Walter sent you a PM.

Thanks.

[DroopyMac]

Tokyo spa uses the real nuru gel. There was a review by a senior member a few days ago. Post number 30151. Brand new spa.

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...y-rubs/3129235

Checking out the link again, are pics of the second girl accurate? That's more of my type so the urge to visit has gone up quite a bit. Just curious.

[SexWithJesus69]

Saw Coco, attractive older lady with a nice really nice body. Started with a what might have been a great nude massage (with roaming), but I was so turned on by her. It's been a while since I've visited an AMP so went straight for CBJ. She took my coaching very well and I finished happy. I know I might've overpaid, but the damage was about 165 including the door fee. I'm very interested in PD if anyone has any tips, PM me.

Is this HQ on archer?

[CornCobMaker]

Looks like some of the regulars are back including my ATF. Hoping they stick around for a bit as they keep going off the schedule.

Oh and some of the regulars will def do FS but prolly 200+. Lilly is very pretty but being deep pockets.

Are Lilly's pictures real / of her? I've found most pictures are way off base except maybe a handful.