Massage Parlor Reports

**Self Hi5** · 05-04-23 09:52

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

I have used CLM many times over the last few years. The main location is SUPER convenient to me and I have had some good sessions, but the cost is just a little too high for what you get. There were a few ladies I would see that had a $100 upcharge for full service which put a hh appointment at $260 all in. I could definitely live what that, even when I could possibly see someone for an hour for the same (or better) service at some other places for just $40-80 more. But then some of the ladies starting quoting $200+ upcharges and that just got silly. Then add to it some of the good ones would vanish and you'd go see a new one and she wouldn't look quite the same as the pic. Or her upcharge was crazy. Etc.

I remember one short blond who gave a fantastic massage (I would have seen her just for that) but also gave a fantastic BBJ. But alas a week later she was gone. WTF!

I finally got in to see Natalie recently and she was nice and attractive but she quoted me an upcharge about $50 higher than mentioned on here (maybe those other guys are much younger / more fit) and to add insult to injury she wasn't told I wanted an hour so by the time we discussed tips it was too late.

If the new girl Nikki actually looks like she does in the pics I would definitely go see her. Can anyone confirm if the pics are real (or close to real)?

I have become good friends with one of the girls at CLM. She does outcall for me when available and we talk frequently about the biz when she visits. Sweet girl and I get a better deal because I don't pay the house fee and she gets to keep all the money so it's win / win. Please don't ask who, I will not share. Point is for those of you who go often and have regulars, I imagine the same situation is available if you work to it and assume many of you have a similar arrangement. She does it because biz is slow there and she knows she makes out better this way.

I have been a client at CLM for years and it has slowly declined as all have mentioned. Biz is slow and not just because of economic reasons. More so because of the lack of value and ridiculous upcharge prices. For some of the prices / upcharges, you can see a top notch provider and not have to negotiate anything! I realize many of you know this. Sometime last year, I had a session with one of the hottest girls in their rotation. She quoted me $400 for FS and I immediately lost my hard on. I mean she is hot, but at an hour that's $620 - not that hot! She actually offered her number for outcall and her rates for that were upwards of $800. I mean, seriously?

Most of the girls at CLM are really sweet, but upcharges and inaccurate pictures are getting to be a dealbreaker. I stick to KP now for the best value imo, bc I haven't been able to get through at AC, which is fine for me.

**FuckIt216** · 05-03-23 23:48

Originally Posted by LeopardTwo [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she turned up yet?

If you ever find her inbox me thanks 🙏.

**HappyGardener** · 05-03-23 19:50

Damnit, quit talking about Judy so much. Whenever you do, she gets really busy and she's never available. I'll text her and she'll text back: "Busy".

I'll ask when she's available and it's like 11 pm.

**SpaDude777** · 05-03-23 19:15

Originally Posted by GreekSter [View Original Post]

Hey,

So, as I've posted before, I will be in Chicago soon, looking forward to my trip!

After making a few posts and reading many more, I think I have narrowed my choice of AMP to Ozone or Orange?

Any thoughts? Is there somewhere else I should consider?

I'll be on North Side but don't mind driving.

Seeking spinners with a wide menu.

Thanks,

GM.

You can't go wrong with Karly at Ozone. 110 lbs spinner hottie with great attitude. Totally wide open menu. BBBJWS (and gargle LOL), CFS, Greek, MSOG, pretty much anything you can dream up. Good luck!!

**Chiguyxxx** · 05-03-23 17:50

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I agree with that. These Asian places being reviewed here seem to have women with much better menus than CLM. From talking to the girls at CLM, things are really slow. That's why regulars are disappearing and new girls don't last long. One girl says she only gets a few guys per week now. I'll bet part of the problem is the limited menu for a lot of money most of the girls have. Athena isn't worth $500 for a massage and CFS. You can get better lots of other places.

There are a couple of girls who have open menus there but it's not advertised, not for most guys, and there's no set criteria for how to get it. I used to share over PM only to find out later that the guy had no luck at all, so now I've stopped. The whole CLM experience is too unpredictable. Some guys might actually appreciate that and enjoy the hunt but most just find it annoying and don't come back.

I have used CLM many times over the last few years. The main location is SUPER convenient to me and I have had some good sessions, but the cost is just a little too high for what you get. There were a few ladies I would see that had a $100 upcharge for full service which put a hh appointment at $260 all in. I could definitely live what that, even when I could possibly see someone for an hour for the same (or better) service at some other places for just $40-80 more. But then some of the ladies starting quoting $200+ upcharges and that just got silly. Then add to it some of the good ones would vanish and you'd go see a new one and she wouldn't look quite the same as the pic. Or her upcharge was crazy. Etc.

I remember one short blond who gave a fantastic massage (I would have seen her just for that) but also gave a fantastic BBJ. But alas a week later she was gone. WTF!

I finally got in to see Natalie recently and she was nice and attractive but she quoted me an upcharge about $50 higher than mentioned on here (maybe those other guys are much younger / more fit) and to add insult to injury she wasn't told I wanted an hour so by the time we discussed tips it was too late.

If the new girl Nikki actually looks like she does in the pics I would definitely go see her. Can anyone confirm if the pics are real (or close to real)?

**Jinurso** · 05-03-23 17:24

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

I agree with MoeJoo.

A few years ago, CLM had some nice girls but the fake pictures, lack of consistent performance, variable pricing (upcharging), etc does not make it a "big deal". I stopped looking at their site as the experience was just too unpredictable.

It may be safe to give your name and occupation to them (I never do that) as they have been around a while but remember that any information can end being leaked.

I agree with that. These Asian places being reviewed here seem to have women with much better menus than CLM. From talking to the girls at CLM, things are really slow. That's why regulars are disappearing and new girls don't last long. One girl says she only gets a few guys per week now. I'll bet part of the problem is the limited menu for a lot of money most of the girls have. Athena isn't worth $500 for a massage and CFS. You can get better lots of other places.

There are a couple of girls who have open menus there but it's not advertised, not for most guys, and there's no set criteria for how to get it. I used to share over PM only to find out later that the guy had no luck at all, so now I've stopped. The whole CLM experience is too unpredictable. Some guys might actually appreciate that and enjoy the hunt but most just find it annoying and don't come back.

**Jinurso** · 05-03-23 17:15

Originally Posted by ElChuba26 [View Original Post]

So I wanted to see a girl that works for CLM since I hear they're the shit. But when I contacted them they said I need to give them my full name and occupation.

Why would you need all of that? I understand they want to be sure I'm who I say I am but this is supposed to be discreet no? If they keep a log of the people that come in and they get busted then we also get busted no??

Are you guys still willing to go to CLM for the risk?

I don't know too much about the inner workings of CLM, but apparently they don't keep any of your information on file anywhere other than your phone number and a not-specific identifier. The girls never know it's me showing up until they open the door, which actually sucks because they can't do anything that matches my preferences since they don't know that I'm the one making the appointment.

If they did get busted the police would have your phone number, but they wouldn't have anything else about you. Certainly not enough to arrest you for anything. As far as I know, at least.

**Jinurso** · 05-03-23 17:06

Originally Posted by BareOnly2018 [View Original Post]

Looks like some new talent at CLM. I'll be coupons as to if the pics match but also service. Hopefully they stick around long enough until I'm back in town in August.

I'm curious about the new talent too. Unfortunately you have to be careful about seeing too many girls there. They can get a little jealous and possessive if they've seen you a few times and then you show up to see someone else. I've seen several girls often enough where I now have to play schedule Tetris and only see them on days when they aren't in the same place as other girls I've seen regularly. The more girls I see the harder that Tetris is.

That said, I did see one of the new girls recently. Athena. She's an American girl who advertises as Italian. Maybe Chicago Italian.

Petite girl. Maybe the closest thing to a spinner on the roster that I've seen. She has a classic CLM menu. CBJ +100, CFS +300 (probably negotiable). DATY included, but no other GFE activities. She's nice and cute and engaging but probably not someone I would see again given the better connections I have with other girls there.

**PiggyPig** · 05-03-23 16:48

I see a lot of talk about Judy at OD but I don't see how much people offer her for her services. Is $100 too much or too little for the BBJ? How much do you all pay for rims and FS / BBFS?

**SexWithJesus69** · 05-03-23 16:05

Originally Posted by LeopardTwo [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she turned up yet?

If you find out could you let me know?

**BenBeck** · 05-03-23 15:26

Originally Posted by ChicagoBbc [View Original Post]

Judy from OD is a gem! Yes she's old, but man she will give you BBBJ with CIM that will make your toes curl. I've been there multiple times in a week just for that. And yes BBFS is on the table once she trusts or likes you.

I concur. As they say, it's a greasy meatball, but, oh, so satisfying.

**GreekSter** · 05-03-23 14:34

Hey,

So, as I've posted before, I will be in Chicago soon, looking forward to my trip!

After making a few posts and reading many more, I think I have narrowed my choice of AMP to Ozone or Orange?

Any thoughts? Is there somewhere else I should consider?

I'll be on North Side but don't mind driving.

Seeking spinners with a wide menu.

Thanks,

GM.

**Hapenny** · 05-03-23 11:11

Finished in Bridgeport early and decided to drop in at Unwind. Normally Lisa at Moon in the next block would be my choice but she frequently will not give complete L2. She runs to the door when the spa doorbell rings.

Anyway, I just showed up and drew 'Galia' I think. English almost non-existent and face mask in place. I asked for a soft massage and got a light rubbing. It was very repetitive but that's my fault for choosing light touch after paying $60 for the hour. I was worried when she came in. She had loose leggings, like sweat pants, shorts, a tee shirt, a top and something like a vest. Lots of layers suggesting no easy off / on.

Minimal OTC roaming as I feared. When I tried to test between her legs she somewhat forcefully pushed my hand away.

Don't bother asking her to go light on the oil, she doesn't understand. After about 30 minutes and a hot towel clean up I flipped and she fairly quickly got down to business. She provided L1 without any effort to ask. Anyway her technique is a ton of oil and a hammer job. After some time I grabbed her hand and said slow. I guess that word registered because she did but offered nothing else. There was no caressing, playing with the family jewels, pauses, etc. I managed to cum eventually despite her lack of technique.

She never asked for a tip. I left the $40 change from my C note on the massage table. In the hallway I asked for her name but the best I can do is Galia. I did catch she works Tues. Through Fri. So at least without an appointment I'll know what days not to drop in announced.

I will guess she was in her late 20's. She had no wrinkles around the eyes and clear smooth skin on her hands. She is flat chested. The defensive layers did not hide anything worth thinking about and she wore a mask the entire time.

**Piday314** · 05-03-23 08:35

Orange Sps, Chicago.

Laura, 24,5'2", 100 £.

Chinese by way of Flatbush NY.

Very cute, but 7/10 (bad teeth).

70/160.

Met by Laura and taken to the MT room. I opt was in for a HH session.

I asked if a TS was available, but no such luck.

A light massage was given; kind of weak, but enjoyable. After a while she was using her fingers tips to brush over the butt and asked, "good?

She allowed some OTC roaming, but was ticklish, so it was hard to do much. She said this was her first day in Chicago.

Laura had a good looking body. But she had small (no) tits. There was limited English comprehension and did not have as good of a command on the flow of operations compared to some other MT.

I offered to massage her. She was befuddled, but went with it. She was on guard, but relaxed after a few moments.

We switched back to her massaging and she had me flip. She was giggly and kind of surprised by chubby. Some more OTC roaming and after a while she offered HJ / BJ. We explored what else may be interesting and she was open to FS.

She got the umbrella and bottle of lube.

Started HJ. I nudgged her to hop on 69. She was skeptical, but went with it. Good pussy. Probably fucked earlier since there were traces of fruity lube. Good asshole too.

I dinned for a while then got up and did standing missionary for a bit and then scooped her up to eat more. I licked her tits and tiny nips, but they were really barely existent.

I started to rotated to fuck her from behind but she was unsure, so I fucked her lying sideways which was decent and reminded me of younger days. Finally, I got her to flip for standing K9. One leg eventually went up, then the other. Was able to fuck her with her butt stretched. Also was able to grab shoulders for good ramming.

I then went under her legs, grabbed her waist and pulled her up for standing 69. She was surprised, but went along. She was tiny, so this was fun.

I put her back down gently and rotated for more standing missionary. She moaned and said, "fuck me," multiple times. I propped her up for a few more licks. Then went back to missionary with her legs up to her chest. I drilled her until I burst inside her in the bag. Been a while since I've done that.

She helped cleaned up a little (not as thorough as other places.).

Lied Down again and she did some more massage. I got a second wind and started stroking and she was puzzled and said, 'one time. '.

I told her I'd take care of it and she was ok. (MSOG must be against rules.). I asked if I could grab her ass w one hand and she was very accommodating. I blew again and she was surprised by the volume of the second shot and said 'your strong. '.

I asked for something to wash my face and she was not sure so she put mouth wash on a napkin. . it was from a small water bottle so hopefully it was not used.

Got dressed and hugged at lobby got some purell and a bottle of water and was on my way.

Ok experience, but not a knock your socks off need to go back asap experience. I think we both had fun, but I was kind of directing the flow.

Pi Day.

**HappyGardener** · 05-03-23 08:29

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Ok so obviously the original message was mis interpreted. The two business ' share the same building only separated by the entrance to the apartment building.

Her concern is that all the additional traffic will upset residents, and have un wanted mongers knocking on her door since they share the same exact address only separated by a letter.

It was a simple message: Be discreet & be respectful.

I think I've been on this board for 20 years. Went away, came back. Went away, came back. I've been reading it regularly for the last year or so. The tone of reports has changed. It has definitely taken on the tenor of most on line posting forums where people are quick to judge, quick to criticize, and quick to belittle. I understood what you were trying to do and say.