Strip Club Reports

[ChuckMag]

My Coffee Guy has experienced their bubble room, jacuzzi, and red rooms in the past (pre-Covid) and will tell you it's not cheap. For more details will send you a PM with comprehensive details.

Thank you. I just checked their website and saw the bubble room and the red room. Assuming those are going to be out of my price range since they seem like group experiences. I assume they have a standard VIP as well? What's a very rough estimate of how much that will cost?

[SamSalm87]

You will have no problem at Solid Gold with their couches. The other places are basically small closets.

Thank you. I just checked their website and saw the bubble room and the red room. Assuming those are going to be out of my price range since they seem like group experiences. I assume they have a standard VIP as well? What's a very rough estimate of how much that will cost?

[Bookie]

Thanks for the recs! What are the VIP rooms like. I'm an extremely heavy person and sitting in chairs doesn't really work for certain activities just because of my body composition. Is there anywhere where you can lay flat a bit more?

You will have no problem at Solid Gold with their couches. The other places are basically small closets.

[ChuckMag]

Over the weekend, my friend, known to many as the Coffee Guy, and I decided to pay a visit to Solid Gold for a memorable evening. We settled in for dinner at Victoria's Steakhouse, which was situated in a more private and secluded corner of the club. The luxurious decor, outstanding service, and mouthwatering appetizers set the stage for a delightful dining experience, complemented by the magnificent steaks we savored while enjoying the pleasing scenery.

Following our exceptional meal, we were guided to the main area where, without warning, we found ourselves surrounded by three captivatingly gorgeous Cuban women. They simultaneously approached us, swiftly rolling their chairs to our table and capturing our attention. As they pretended to be engaged in our conversation, one of the gorgeous Cuban chicks subtly attempted to seduce the Coffee Guy by caressing his inner thigh while painting a picture of a time together in the VIP room. What a portrait she painted, friends! It would be enough to entice any red-blooded heterosexual male.

Intrigued by her proposal and being a man of discerning taste, Coffee Guy inquired about the cost of such an exclusive encounter. She was boasting a 9. 5 out of 10 rating easily. She had striking blonde hair, a gorgeous face, and strategically-placed man-made enhancements that only amplified her appeal. If there was a 'Goddess of Symmetry,' she was it.

Ultimately, however, after hearing the damage, Coffee Guy decided to pass on her tempting offer. Despite her relentless persistence, he chose to stay true to his simple, frugal nature. Instead, he opted to spend the evening sipping drinks and reveling in the company of his friends, all the while soaking up the captivating ambiance that surrounded them.

[SamSalm87]

What's MF stand for?

I think this may be in the wrong forum. From what I've been able to find out through research I think he's talking about a massage spa in the area. Should be able to find on Google with that info.

[SamSalm87]

You'll be good up in Pompano. Check out Diamond Dolls, Booby Trap, Cheetah, or Solid Gold. (these are in no particular order).

The good thing is if you're not feeling one, they're all less than 5 minutes from one another.

Thanks for the recs! What are the VIP rooms like. I'm an extremely heavy person and sitting in chairs doesn't really work for certain activities just because of my body composition. Is there anywhere where you can lay flat a bit more?

[PalTime]

Sounds like you hit up the Good Time Spa right next door to MF. Can't remember there ever being a 50 year old at MF ever. In fact I know the 3 girls there this month and none of them were past 30's. It's been a common mistake that's been made by out of towners. At least you made the best of the rest of your trip.

What's MF stand for?

[ChuckMag]

You'll be good up in Pompano. Check out Diamond Dolls, Booby Trap, Cheetah, or Solid Gold. (these are in no particular order).

The good thing is if you're not feeling one, they're all less than 5 minutes from one another.

I'm heading down your way in a few weeks for one night. Because of travel time and the timing of the event I will be attending, most likely the only time I'll have for fun is going to be in the early afternoon the next day before I get back. If you could head to one place in the area for a couple hours on a weekday afternoon, where would you choose? Am going to be driving north so up for some out of the immediate area recommendations too.

[SamSalm87]

I'm heading down your way in a few weeks for one night. Because of travel time and the timing of the event I will be attending, most likely the only time I'll have for fun is going to be in the early afternoon the next day before I get back. If you could head to one place in the area for a couple hours on a weekday afternoon, where would you choose? Am going to be driving north so up for some out of the immediate area recommendations too.

[FourSeasons2]

I usually go to Cheetah in WPB for lunch (its free there). I was in Pompano running an errand so stopped by Booty Trap in Pompano last week at noon. Club had just openned. I don't know if they have lunch but there were 20+ dancers sitting looking at their phones and I was pretty much the only customer. It felt kinda weird to be there with them all by myself LOL.

Got approached immediately and was told $50 to the club for 15-20 minutes in the VIP and another $200 to the dancer for FS. She said most of the dancer will honor this price.

I usually like to drink a few beers and tip on stage then maybe just get a lap dance so I passed on on her offer. I drank one beer then left since I really just wanted lunch with some atmosphere which can be had at my usual club.

Just FYI. If you want the pick of the litter go in when they open!

[ChuckMag]

The Coffee Guy, yearning for an afternoon of cheap drinks and fun, decided to venture into the depths of the Porthole Pub. As he pushed open the door, a pungent wave of stale beer and cigarette smoke hit him square in the face. The atmosphere was dimly lit and teeming with a crowd of diverse individuals. His eyes wandered through the swarm of people, taking note of the predominantly Latina and African American girls.

Making his way to the bar, he ordered himself a cold beer and sat. While questioning his life choices, his gaze roved over the surroundings. Suddenly, his attention was captivated by the presence of a chubby Cuban girl, who sat alone at a high top, playing on her phone.

Drawn to her, and in need of some lovin', Coffee Guy took a chance and approached her. The pair soon found themselves in the private area with curtains drawn. The atmosphere was heavy with desire and anticipation, and as they indulged in their moment of passion, which lasted approximately three minutes.

The Coffee Guy found himself caught up in the heat of the moment, his senses engulfed by the intense physicality of the encounter. While brief, the ride was quite wild and, in hindsight, felt rushed. But eventually, the tryst came to an end, and he emerged from the dark confines of the Porthole and into the blinding light of the Florida afternoon.

As his eyes adjusted to the sudden change in light, he drew a deep breath of fresh air, feeling the warm sun on his skin. Looking around, he took in the sights and sounds of busy Sample Road, a mix of relaxation and regret settling within him. With that, he ventured back into the world, vowing to never return to the Porthole unless desperation ever got the best of him.

(reposted from Pompano Beach Strip Club Reports #300).

[CaneCounty]

Hey fellas. Would like to input on best club to also watch a ball game in Dade / Broward. Looking for the best of both worlds outside of toosties.

[ChuckMag]

Finally, the biggest shout out the ChuckMag's Coffee Guy colleague. His java was crucial for this waking dream.

Thank you for the shout-out! The Coffee Guy is a servant of the people! 🙌129309;.

Until next time!

[DownWithIt699]

Sounds like you hit up the Good Time Spa right next door to MF. Can't remember there ever being a 50 year old at MF ever. In fact I know the 3 girls there this month and none of them were past 30's. It's been a common mistake that's been made by out of towners. At least you made the best of the rest of your trip.

Yes sounds like he hit up the one next door, usually with old women past 50. I only check it out when MF next door is busy and have to wait. Overall at least you had fun this trip and got the chicken choked a few times.

[FootyFanatic14]

Heading to MIA, decided to stop by MF and see what the hubbub about the rub was all about. Opted to go to the back entrance and rang the bell. No answer, rang it again, no answer. I walked away and then heard the heavy door open. Looked like the mamasan just made it to let me in. I walk into the first room on the right in the back. Do the directed thing, towel only, but face up as my preference. Much to the chagrin, it's the same lady. Older, she had to be pushing mid 50's. She put in the good faith effort, thoroughly jack-hammering stroke work, it didn't take long before I felt numb and out of the mood. Let's not kid ourselves, I was never in the mood. Left the 50 for the massage, 20 tip for the effort. Maybe I shouldn't have visited on a Sunday.

Sounds like you hit up the Good Time Spa right next door to MF. Can't remember there ever being a 50 year old at MF ever. In fact I know the 3 girls there this month and none of them were past 30's. It's been a common mistake that's been made by out of towners. At least you made the best of the rest of your trip.