Escort Reports

[UVAHooCru99]

Any girl you'd actually want to sleep with is charging 500+ so good luck.

I'm actually in girlfriend / fab mode anymore. Still dabbling in and the hobby here and there but in my decades in the hobby definitely a low point. But as with any business it goes up in down. The peak was the pill trend 10 years ago then it's slowly tapered off as the authorities cracked down on everything. But when chumps will pay a crackwhore 3 bills because she has a phone to post and ad things get this way. Biggest negative impact I've seen is Seeking Arrangements. Dopetrash have sugar daddies now and are 3 hr. As long as guys pay this is the way markets work and if some of y'all want to keep paying, posting and almost bragging about 2 - 3 for QV and HH that's your business but that's what ebbs the game for common man. As stated any girl with all her teen now are 5+ hr robots. I'll take care of myself before that no self esteem issues here LOL.

[FairFight]

Any girl you'd actually want to sleep with is charging 500+ so good luck.

Found this form a few weeks ago but haven't interacted much here. 21 why / o in pursuit of loosing my V-card any good recommendations?

[Member #6915]

I don't know what they are teaching in Sex Ed these days, but peeing will not save you from absolutely anything. It's a good way to delude yourself though.

https://www.theregister.com/2007/01/...urinating_sex/

Are you letting us know that you don't urinate after sex? I wonder what the well respected Cleveland clinic would have to say about urination after sex. Protecting yourself is always the best option.

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/peeing-after-sex/

[SayMoney]

Anyone try Katy yet? I was thinking of seeing her if she was providing a GFE service.

[Member #6353]

I always try and pee after a BBFS session.

With Tina I've been avoiding dfk after some reported strep (or something of the like) on here.

She always gets an A for effort.

I don't know what they are teaching in Sex Ed these days, but peeing will not save you from absolutely anything. It's a good way to delude yourself though.

https://www.theregister.com/2007/01/...urinating_sex/

[DmvTrickGawd]

I'll call this funny (I think). I was driving back from points south. I didn't have really the cash on hand for a visit, but I was heading by Springfield exits, and I was like, why not stop in at our favorite hotel and just see if anything is about. I've run into escorts on the elevators who have grabbed my member, and others in various spots. Each of these times I'd just come from a visit, so I was non-useful. I thought maybe if I ran into anything it would make me want to run across to the mall and find an ATM, or at least I could get some good digits. And anyway, when I don't have an arranged appointment, I figure I'm very legit to just be there (could be visiting anyone).

So, I get on elevator, another guy gets on. He gets off on 2. I pressed 7, was going to hit the floors and then bolt. When it approaches 7, it just stops. I mean, it seemed it was right outside 7, but nothing. I'm maybe a tiny bit claustrophobic. I stand there (for a couple minutes). Pressed all the buttons. Take off my jacket. I mean, I'm thinking, man, I'm here without appointment, but if I have to get rescued by fire department, WTF is the story for why I'm in this (ahem) fine establishment; and, I'm expected at home sometime. So, I of course, after waiting to see if it just starts (which it does not), pick up the "Emergency Phone". I press the button, and I didn't realize this, it rings the front desk. A nice girl answers, and I say, umm, I'm stuck in Elevator 1. She says, oh, sorry, let me send someone to check on it. About 2 or 3 more minutes go by, I hear something (like a thunk). Then the elevator moves and fully alights on 7 and the doors open. Phew.

Well, many frequent visitors to that place, at least be aware. Elevators are sort of sketch! I promptly scooted on out. I wish the little tale ended with a latina dropping from the ceiling of the elevator and. Oh, never mind! Stay safe!

Yeah that elevator in particular has problems when you try to go to floor six or seven. I wouldn't say anything is "sketch" it's just a raggedy elevator. You should've went to the comfort next door and tried to get some action there.

Always stay safe.

[FirstEver]

Found this form a few weeks ago but haven't interacted much here. 21 why / o in pursuit of loosing my V-card any good recommendations?

[PlanTwoStan]

I'll call this funny (I think). I was driving back from points south. I didn't have really the cash on hand for a visit, but I was heading by Springfield exits, and I was like, why not stop in at our favorite hotel and just see if anything is about. I've run into escorts on the elevators who have grabbed my member, and others in various spots. Each of these times I'd just come from a visit, so I was non-useful. I thought maybe if I ran into anything it would make me want to run across to the mall and find an ATM, or at least I could get some good digits. And anyway, when I don't have an arranged appointment, I figure I'm very legit to just be there (could be visiting anyone).

So, I get on elevator, another guy gets on. He gets off on 2. I pressed 7, was going to hit the floors and then bolt. When it approaches 7, it just stops. I mean, it seemed it was right outside 7, but nothing. I'm maybe a tiny bit claustrophobic. I stand there (for a couple minutes). Pressed all the buttons. Take off my jacket. I mean, I'm thinking, man, I'm here without appointment, but if I have to get rescued by fire department, WTF is the story for why I'm in this (ahem) fine establishment; and, I'm expected at home sometime. So, I of course, after waiting to see if it just starts (which it does not), pick up the "Emergency Phone". I press the button, and I didn't realize this, it rings the front desk. A nice girl answers, and I say, umm, I'm stuck in Elevator 1. She says, oh, sorry, let me send someone to check on it. About 2 or 3 more minutes go by, I hear something (like a thunk). Then the elevator moves and fully alights on 7 and the doors open. Phew.

Well, many frequent visitors to that place, at least be aware. Elevators are sort of sketch! I promptly scooted on out. I wish the little tale ended with a latina dropping from the ceiling of the elevator and. Oh, never mind! Stay safe!

[SexFrustrate23]

I always try and pee after a BBFS session.

With Tina I've been avoiding dfk after some reported strep (or something of the like) on here.

She always gets an A for effort.

I'm the one that reported getting strep from her, apparently I never learn. Hopefully Strep is the only thing I ever get from her.

[Bush Baby]

Sara at Latin Angels is an incredible fuck machine. She's built like an instagram model with implanted boobs, collagen lips and a huge bubble butt on a petite frame and young compared to the rest of the Latinas that typically advertise on that site. Great discreet incall location. She's very enthusiastic and really gets into it (or is a great actress). Any position you want is available and it's non-rushed. Dfk, BBBJ, daty, dato, cfs. She's a super high energy nympho that gets really loud with some good young tight pussy. 400/ hr. And worth every penny.

https://latinangels.godaddysites.com/gallery

[HuffaBuff]

Hey,

I am new to the DMV area and looking for recommendations. Please DM who you think comes in your top 25% list and you had a memorable dream with.

Thanks!

[Pbarber307]

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[SmittyJ]

I was going to visit her and glad I read this first! Thanks for posting.

Do you have any other intel on ladies in Warrenton? I've been searching for something here for a while.

This is a painful report to write. I texted Nikki in an effort to arrange a 1-hour meeting, as she has two very positive reviews here. All went smoothly with our communication; she seemed genuine. I arrived at her incall (in Warrenton) at the appointed time, and was surprised to see that it was a rundown, tiny house at the very end of a narrow, relatively deserted street. I had an uneasy feeling about this, and know that I should have exited right away, but she was already outside on the porch, waving me in. In a *monumental* act of stupidity, I proceeded.

She said the house was her sisters, and that they were in the process of moving, and to please excuse "the mess. " She event made a cute joke about it, saying that she'd "do her best to distract me with her body. " We went into the house together and she guided me to a tiny room that had a curtain in place of a door. It was a complete shit-hole; once again, I should have gotten the hell out, but I didn't. After I placed the donation of 220 roses on a cluttered mantel over a defunct fireplace, she proceeded to strip and asked that I do the same. While I don't think her photos are terribly old, they're definitely art pieces in comparison with the reality, as they serve to mask a huge gut, crater-like cellulite, and missing / blackened teeth. After taking my clothes off and placing them on the floor beside the bed (there were no chairs or other furniture to use), she threw a rough blanket on top of the mattress and hopped on, beckoning me to follow.

No sooner were we naked together on the bed, chatting about what was to come, when the front door of the house crashed open and a huge, dishevelled man barged through the curtain to confront us. He appeared deranged wide-eyed, screaming obscenities at us, and threatening violence. And from the looks of the rags he was wearing and the bits of lint sticking to his dishevelled hair, he seemed like a man with nothing to lose. I jumped off the bed and he lunged at me wildly, falling to floor. He righted himself, standing about two feet away from me, and proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs for me to get out and threatening to "beat my ass. " Nikki, meanwhile, cowered silently in the corner. What happened next is a bit of blur to me, but I did my best to get my pants on and gather my things and hightail it out of there. I managed to get past him, out of the house and to my car, while he directed a verbal onslaught at her.

I hopped into my car still barefoot and managed to drive off. I got no more than a mile or so, navigating maybe three different streets, before coming to a stop sign and waiting to make a left turn into traffic. A glance in my rearview mirror revealed that the man was in hot pursuit in his own car. He pulled up behind me, and I could see he was still screaming, brandishing his fist out the window. He proceeded to get out of his car and ran up alongside of mine, shouting threats. Luckily, I was able to make a quick right turn and get away. I drove for a couple of miles in an evasive manner until I was confident I'd lost him, and then stopped in a parking lot to finish getting my clothes on.

Much to my horror, my wallet was missing. So I texted Nikki, asking if she was all right, and informing her about the wallet. She immediately returned my text, saying she was okay; a couple of minutes later, she texted again, saying she had my wallet, and that if I came back, she'd meet me at the end her street and give it to me. Via text, she apologized for what happened and said that the man was, in fact, her husband, who was recently home from prison. I drove back and waited, and within a minute or two she came by car, with another woman. She passed me the wallet (wrapped tightly in a plastic bag) through her car's window, said nothing, and sped off. I soon discovered that she'd removed all the cash (about $100), but at least my license and credit cards remained.

About twenty minutes later, as I was driving home, I received another text from her, saying how sorry she was that this had happened. I took the opportunity to text back, asking that if she was so sorry, why she'd not only kept the original 220 roses, but also taken the cash from my wallet. She responded by saying she'd be back in touch "when it was safe," and that she'd "repay" me.

In meantime, without missing a beat, she's back on STG, posting her availability. I've received no further word from her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/centr...t/505029619323

[Member #6353]

Like the title says, whose why'all's go to if you want to get your moneys worth? Mine personally is Tina in Springfield. Spend like 2 ben franklins and get treated like you're the last man on earth. Honorable mention goes to Ella in Arlington, BBFS and the tightest cat ever for around 2 franks again.

If she is doing BBFS for $$ , probably 10 x guys a day, I am almost certain her customers are going to get more than they paid for eventually. I've seen her ads but didn't know she was that dirty. Knowing that all but ensures I'll never pay her a visit, thanks for the heads up (even if unintentional).

[TheOG]

Here's a Latina outfit that provides what I believe are the best looking babes in the entire DMV. For $200/ HH and under.

In the past reports were the babes were not all that friendly, but recent reports say they've come around. And note, they are NON-GFE.

I have not been myself b / c they are 45 minutes away from me.

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...scorts/2596954

Note: If you can get to Southern Md. Outside of DC, I'm a lot more familiar with that scene so you can PM if you're interested in that market.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

Thanks, will for sure PM you and get you a better idea of where I'll be at.