Escort Reports

[KitWalker1967]

Good grief! Thanks for your honest review. Considering the cost versus service, I'll save my five hundo for someone who actually does something. That's two full service AMP visits, plus a trip to Five Guys and a halfway decent bottle of booze!

Ok, so I scheduled a session with Blue Eye Beauty. Her photos and a a small number of good reviews are what drew me in. I would not repeat ESPECIALLY given her rate.

Face: 3 of 5. Heavy makeup, and she worked up a sweat during my session making it all run down her face. I mean the massage was great and she really worked it so that is a very good thing.

Body: 3 of 5. I estimate she's 20 - 25 lbs heavier than her photos with a pot belly. However her tits are spectacular and I really enjoyed sucking on her nips.

Attitude: 2 of 5. She was pretty business. She put in the effort to chat a lot to try to get to know each other, but it was a lot of small talk. At the flip she talked "naughty" so she tried there too. I could give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she's young & inexperienced and doesn't know how to converse in a way that will set the mood.

Service: 1 of 5. She went topless at the flip and I got to spend a lot of quality time with her spectacular natural tits. However she never removed her shorts and while I roamed otc she would not open her legs wide to allow for easy hand access so I felt I had to shove my hand in between. She's also a great masseuse, great technique and really worked my shoulders and neck that were very sore. The massage felt great. Flip was decent, and she worked the boys well, but there was no teasing leading up to it.

Incall was very nice and clean upscale apartment with a massage table, and a nice shower with clean towels.

However at the end of the day for $500 there very limited roaming and I only had access to her breasts (though her breasts are spectacular) and given that I would say there is absolutely no way I would repeat. It was just like high school and being with a girl who won't go beyond 2nd base. At $500 there are a number of other providers I would rather see who would have a great GFE service.

Caveat. Maybe she's very young & inexperience and hasn't figured out how to deliver on a $500 service. If this were the case and she realizes it then vastly improves, then I would consider another visit. But she doesn't change then I will stay away.

[PriceIsRight39]

You can look at her reviews and spot it easily. Tons of new people with little to no reviews, joining the site the day or so before their review. What are the chances they have 20 reviews from 20 first timers, all posting the review within days of joining, and every review is stellar which makes no sense considering her extremely limited menu. So 20 different dudes just joined the site and saw her ad and booked her out of all the other providers? I think not.

Hah has been around in PDax forever. Hit the wall years ago! She's here as long as guys keep validating her " worth " LOL. Reviews with no detail = disappointing time.

The cabal on TNA will torch you if you speak honestly about one of the hogs. LOL.

Dumb.

Happy hunting.

[Freaky360]

So here's my theory for why providers like HannahWest has so many good reviews on the other board but in reality are not good at all: its all the newbies who need to post reviews for a certain number of providers in order to unlock functionality such as the ability to PM, or to improve their reputation score, or to get vouches, so that they can improve their profile and move up the "quality chain" so that better quality providers will screen and accept them.

I think the tell is when you scan the providers reviews, particularly the ones who accept newbies or otherwise don't reject them, the majority of the reviews have 0 comments and only the star rating and description. My hypothesis is that newbies are doing the bare minimum but doing what's needed to work up the profile quality system, and giving 5 stars so that they can collect vouches along the way.

You can look at her reviews and spot it easily. Tons of new people with little to no reviews, joining the site the day or so before their review. What are the chances they have 20 reviews from 20 first timers, all posting the review within days of joining, and every review is stellar which makes no sense considering her extremely limited menu. So 20 different dudes just joined the site and saw her ad and booked her out of all the other providers? I think not.

[Hoballer]

This is a big reason as to why I don't really like how they do it over there on "the other board". I've never really partaken over there, but lately in the past few months I've begun sniffing around because the street scene isn't really doing it for me any longer. I've found some success on Skip The Games and other sites, but that's very hit-or-miss. But I don't like the rating system on "the other board" and I also don't like the reference system. I don't want everyone all up in my business, I thought the purpose of this hobby was discretion? I don't want all of those bitches talking about me. And at the end of the day does it really work? Reviews and other information is unreliable at best.

I've about had it with the scene around here. Seriously.

So here's my theory for why providers like HannahWest has so many good reviews on the other board but in reality are not good at all: its all the newbies who need to post reviews for a certain number of providers in order to unlock functionality such as the ability to PM, or to improve their reputation score, or to get vouches, so that they can improve their profile and move up the "quality chain" so that better quality providers will screen and accept them.

I think the tell is when you scan the providers reviews, particularly the ones who accept newbies or otherwise don't reject them, the majority of the reviews have 0 comments and only the star rating and description. My hypothesis is that newbies are doing the bare minimum but doing what's needed to work up the profile quality system, and giving 5 stars so that they can collect vouches along the way.

[BuckNaked123]

Ok, so I scheduled a session with Blue Eye Beauty. .

Thanks for the reviews of BEB and HannahWest. You rarely find honest reviews like yours on the other site.

[Maui Glory]

Ok, so I scheduled a session with Blue Eye Beauty. Her photos and a a small number of good reviews are what drew me in. I would not repeat ESPECIALLY given her rate.

Face: 3 of 5. Heavy makeup, and she worked up a sweat during my session making it all run down her face. I mean the massage was great and she really worked it so that is a very good thing.

Body: 3 of 5. I estimate she's 20 - 25 lbs heavier than her photos with a pot belly. However her tits are spectacular and I really enjoyed sucking on her nips.

Attitude: 2 of 5. She was pretty business. She put in the effort to chat a lot to try to get to know each other, but it was a lot of small talk. At the flip she talked "naughty" so she tried there too. I could give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she's young & inexperienced and doesn't know how to converse in a way that will set the mood.

Service: 1 of 5. She went topless at the flip and I got to spend a lot of quality time with her spectacular natural tits. However she never removed her shorts and while I roamed otc she would not open her legs wide to allow for easy hand access so I felt I had to shove my hand in between. She's also a great masseuse, great technique and really worked my shoulders and neck that were very sore. The massage felt great. Flip was decent, and she worked the boys well, but there was no teasing leading up to it.

Incall was very nice and clean upscale apartment with a massage table, and a nice shower with clean towels.

However at the end of the day for $500 there very limited roaming and I only had access to her breasts (though her breasts are spectacular) and given that I would say there is absolutely no way I would repeat. It was just like high school and being with a girl who won't go beyond 2nd base. At $500 there are a number of other providers I would rather see who would have a great GFE service.

Caveat. Maybe she's very young & inexperience and hasn't figured out how to deliver on a $500 service. If this were the case and she realizes it then vastly improves, then I would consider another visit. But she doesn't change then I will stay away.

So there were a few providers who looked interesting to me but they didn't publish their prices in their ads or profile pages. So I reached out and eventually got them on the phone or on video chat. Here's what I found:

Playgirl Mia: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?497879-Playgirl-Mia.

She's super nice and sweet personality. Menu is $300 hhr or $500 hr for basically a body rub with limited roaming and titty sucking. No kissing, no touching or sucking vag. All safety. From the video call and judging by how her face looked I estimate approx 15 - 20 lbs heavier than what her photos depict.

Marie: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Marieallurexo.

Similar to PGM above, Marie was super sweet to talk to. $400 for an hour body rub with pretty much the same limitations of limited roaming, but no kissing, no sucking titties, no touching or sucking vag. All safety.

Blue Eye Beauty: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...ue-Eyed-Beauty.

Low key, nice GND personality, articulate, and sweet to talk to. Menu is $300 hhr or $500 hr for a body rub with the same kind of limitations as the others. Titty sucking is okay. No kissing. No touching or sucking the vag, all safety. BBBJ is +$. DATY is +$. Judging from her face on the video call I estimate approx 10 - 15 lbs heaver than her photos.

I kindly declined to book an appointment with any them. They understood the reason I shared, that I want a GFE and if we were to have a session that both of us would be upset with my wanting more than their boundaries and their desire to stay within their boundary.

It's too bad because I'm going to be in Tukwila in an hour and wanted a nice session before I went to my event tonight. Looking at other Tukwila listings I didn't see anything as appealing (physically) as the ones I contacted above.

Anyone have experience with Rosayy? https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?474365-RosayyLove.

[Maui Glory]

So here's my theory for why providers like HannahWest has so many good reviews on the other board but in reality are not good at all: its all the newbies who need to post reviews for a certain number of providers in order to unlock functionality such as the ability to PM, or to improve their reputation score, or to get vouches, so that they can improve their profile and move up the "quality chain" so that better quality providers will screen and accept them.

I think the tell is when you scan the providers reviews, particularly the ones who accept newbies or otherwise don't reject them, the majority of the reviews have 0 comments and only the star rating and description. My hypothesis is that newbies are doing the bare minimum but doing what's needed to work up the profile quality system, and giving 5 stars so that they can collect vouches along the way.

I'm sorry she disappointed you, but this review is really appreciated. I've looked at her and considered seeing her for some time now--but I've always had a feeling it would be essentially a nice view with no contact permitted. Sure enough, she's good looking but does not provide, regardless of rate. That's a damn shame.

She seems to fit the Seattle model, though, especially on AA. There were probably two dozen ladies standing out there between 85th and 125th last night, most with their ass cheeks fully exposed. Some were, unquestionably, underage. Some were probably police officers. And I'll guess that one, maybe two, would be willing to provide any kind of service whatsoever. For me, the risks out there are far higher than my chances of enjoyment anymore. These teasing tramps have wrecked what was once a cost-effective, almost-sure thing.

The state of the hobby in Seattle leaves much to be desired, at least for me. Thanks again and better luck to everyone.

[PriceIsRight39]

I have seen them twice myself and you are right, it's almost sensory overload, trying to do everything in just an hours time. I would like to try them individually and be able to savor the moment a little more.

I can't wait. I txted and they got right back to me!! On vacation she said (whatever) and to get back at end of month. I will report!

[GinVermo]

I was in Shoreline yesterday with time to kill so I saw HannahWest for her $250 special since she has so many good reviews: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?322657-HannahWest.

Even with the special price I would not repeat.

Face: 3 of 5 stars. She has a cute face.

Body: 2 of 5 stars. She's way more chubby than her photos depict, not quite BBW but has swollen sausage arms and cankles, double chin, neck fat. That said her tits are really great and I ended up spending most of my time latched onto them sucking away (this was the best part of the visit).

Attitude: 2 of 5. She was disappointingly unenthusiastic, putting in in minimal effort, though she did take directions and moved around and shifted her body as I instructed her to. She also put in effort to have a good conversation and try to get comfortable.

Service: 1 of 5: On the plus side she was really clean and smelled great. However there was no kissing of any kind. No FIV. No DATY. No teasing or stroking on her part as we started to get to know each other, though there was good effort on the CBJ. But as I decided to finish in mish she just lay there.

The worst part of all was her incall a well known crappy motel on 124th on N Aurora. I should've continued driving on past once I realized this, but I thought what the hell I'm already here and I have time to kill and it's cheap, and I thought about all those good reviews and so I went for it. I definitely would not not gone for it if I knew what kind of experience it would be.

I'm sorry she disappointed you, but this review is really appreciated. I've looked at her and considered seeing her for some time now--but I've always had a feeling it would be essentially a nice view with no contact permitted. Sure enough, she's good looking but does not provide, regardless of rate. That's a damn shame.

She seems to fit the Seattle model, though, especially on AA. There were probably two dozen ladies standing out there between 85th and 125th last night, most with their ass cheeks fully exposed. Some were, unquestionably, underage. Some were probably police officers. And I'll guess that one, maybe two, would be willing to provide any kind of service whatsoever. For me, the risks out there are far higher than my chances of enjoyment anymore. These teasing tramps have wrecked what was once a cost-effective, almost-sure thing.

The state of the hobby in Seattle leaves much to be desired, at least for me. Thanks again and better luck to everyone.

[DrtyHarry]

I didn't know spit coukd smell nasty.

Oh yeah it can. If there is no oral hygiene or if she has done a lot of CIM that day and has not mouthwashed or any lack of hygiene over a long period of time, the mouth and spit can be as rancid as a dirty / smelly pussy. The smell is just a abundance of bad bacteria. Not a doctor or a dentist, but I do have experience with Skanks. I have had to come home and floss, moth wash and water floss after meeting with filthy sluts just to get that rancid taste out of my mouth. Who knows where her mouth has been she has probably swallowed someone's golden shower or rimmed someone. All those bacteria find a nice warm, wet area (the inside of the mouth) a very good breeding ground to multiply.

[KitWalker1967]

I didn't know spit coukd smell nasty.

Oh yeah. Years back I hooked up with a chick once and ended up back at her place. Things were good at first and her head game was on point, but she started working up some sulfur smelling foamy spit that eventually became a distraction. I finally had her turn around for some hard doggy, did a hasty clean up in her bathroom and got the hell out of there. Near as I could tell, the mouthwash or gum wore off and she either had tonsil stones, GERD or poor dental hygiene.

[Maui Glory]

I was in Shoreline yesterday with time to kill so I saw HannahWest for her $250 special since she has so many good reviews: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?322657-HannahWest.

Even with the special price I would not repeat.

Face: 3 of 5 stars. She has a cute face.

Body: 2 of 5 stars. She's way more chubby than her photos depict, not quite BBW but has swollen sausage arms and cankles, double chin, neck fat. That said her tits are really great and I ended up spending most of my time latched onto them sucking away (this was the best part of the visit).

Attitude: 2 of 5. She was disappointingly unenthusiastic, putting in in minimal effort, though she did take directions and moved around and shifted her body as I instructed her to. She also put in effort to have a good conversation and try to get comfortable.

Service: 1 of 5: On the plus side she was really clean and smelled great. However there was no kissing of any kind. No FIV. No DATY. No teasing or stroking on her part as we started to get to know each other, though there was good effort on the CBJ. But as I decided to finish in mish she just lay there.

The worst part of all was her incall a well known crappy motel on 124th on N Aurora. I should've continued driving on past once I realized this, but I thought what the hell I'm already here and I have time to kill and it's cheap, and I thought about all those good reviews and so I went for it. I definitely would not not gone for it if I knew what kind of experience it would be.

[LikeYouKnow]

It is unfortunate when you put a provider on your visiting list and when it is her turn you realize that she no longer publishes her services, I hope that IvyLeeSeattle returns soon to offer her services.

She is in trust as IvyRaincity, changed up her name, but not much else. I heard tale of her taking a large sum of $ from someone who she shouldn't of, but only that she may of lost her regular 9-5 over it.

[Darce]

I wonder. Did she maybe puke a little on your dick?

No, she didn't attempt to DT at all.

[BbKingg]

Yep.

Her BJ is extremely sloppy, intentionally uses a ton of spit.

It was so gross.

Definitely one of the most unpleasant moments I've had in the hobby.

I wonder. Did she maybe puke a little on your dick?