Massage Parlor Reports

[Tuscany Man]

Saw Eva last week and had an excellent time with her. She spent about 7-8 minutes during the TS with TUMA. They were not busy so she took extra time in the TS. It was almost GFE except for the CFS. I will be back to see her soon.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[JadaMon]

Took a trip to CB. JoJo gave me a massage but wouldn't do more due to Aunt Flo. I probably should have just gone with the dream that she was able to provide rather than going to Ella.

Ella came in and I skipped the TS since I just finished a great massage with JoJo. Ella is a cute little spinner with a little bit of a butterface. Not horrible, just not as hot as the rest of her.

Sanitizer wipes and alcohol spray to begin and we got started. I dreamed that she roamed around okay on the BBBJ. She sorta turned it into a 69 but just far away that I couldn't DATY. It was still nice though. She took her time and got things nice and ready. Get the usual "so big" that I'm sure they tell everyone to puff up egos. But then when she got a cover and hopped on she would barely put things in. Seriously, like 1 inch. I tried to take a little control with her on top but she really pushed back for going deeper. So I asked for doggy.

She was not tight at all but still kept moving away from me every time I tried until it got to the point where it was a futile effort. I stopped and cleaned myself up, got dressed and left. Probably the worst experience of any massage place that I've been. And I've lost count. I'm glad it wasn't my first time. Maybe Ella is just too small for this business. Maybe I should just stick with MM and NDS.

Very disappointing experience. CB started out with a lot of potential but has steadily gone downhill.

I have seen some mentions on here that they are under new ownership now. Has anyone been lately and are the services and quality still the same? I know they were inconsistent the last couple of times I visited.

[RonDesantis]

Yes, Eden is way overpriced with lazy girls with meh attitudes. Lots of mediocre reviews, not even sure I ever remember reading a positive review from there. Used to also be called the Doll House, they may still be using that name in some online ads. It was a decent place way back when Natasha ran it, but not anymore. Or you can get the same usually meh service, with at least the chance of a good time, for a lot less money at BO.

Still beating myself that I paid 340 sun seeds.

Wasn't even worth 100.

[RonDesantis]

I think I know which place you're exactly talking about. I came across a listing of theirs on escortbabylon and was very curious looking at their collection (I think the most reviewed girl was Onyx, have you heard?

Anyway, what got ne interested were the choices I had and the option to pick. So I texted them and got a response that they only take appointments. Never actually ended up going there but looking at your review makes me want to stay away. Thanks.

Yup, appointment only is what cherry told me at first but she said they were slow so let me in.

Def stay away.

[RonDesantis]

Went to sleep and had a dream. In this dream, I parked right by the CVS and went in. I paid the woman at the desk 160 sonic rings and told her I was here for Jasmine. She led me to a room and Jasmine came in in a towel. We immediately hugged and even through the towel, her ass still feels ridiculous. Said I loved it and she said it's her Cuban genes. Guess her petite size is from her Asian genes. She said yes and her boobs too LOL Anyways, she asks if I want her to drop the towel and I literally said DUH and boom. Soft kissing started as she was already grabbing Jr. She took me back to the TS where she gave a very enthusiastic body slide, TUMA, BBBJ, 69. We get back to the room and she immediately starts making out with me then spins around for more 69. At this point, she is grinding on my face and I'm driving my tongue in her ass. This goes on for several minutes and she hops off to start TUMA again. She went back to running her tongue from my ass to my shaft, DT, then tongue back down my shaft to my ass. She then tells me to stand up. She starts DT me and puts my hand on the back of her head. I immediately start throat fucking her. She's gagging, puking away for air then she just starts slamming my cock down her throat again. After a couple of minutes, she asked if I was done (ready to fuck) or did I want more. I said 'more,' so she lays on her back on the bed with her head hanging off. I began throat fucking her again. I almost lost it and shot down her throat. But I held back. Jasmine is no joke. This girl is ridiculous! While in this position, I reached over and rubbed her clit with my palm while I had a finger deep in her ass which had her moaning so loud. It was time for the main event and she put a hat on me. We went through several positions and I pounded her pretty hard. She was moaning and screaming so loud. I After several positions and us watching ourselves in the mirror, I honestly thought we were done. But she asked me if I wanted one more for the road. Hell no. I told her I could barely walk. She laughed and even gave Jr a kiss! She then sat on my face and told me to lick her for a little. I honestly laughed and did just that for a little.

[Nightowl21]

I've read reviews that this place is a scam but it was literally 7 minutes from my hotel so I figured the short drive would make it worth it. Ha.

Yes, Eden is way overpriced with lazy girls with meh attitudes. Lots of mediocre reviews, not even sure I ever remember reading a positive review from there. Used to also be called the Doll House, they may still be using that name in some online ads. It was a decent place way back when Natasha ran it, but not anymore. Or you can get the same usually meh service, with at least the chance of a good time, for a lot less money at BO.

[GhostVet]

Quick note to your request. When you goto MM, they don't let you pick your girl, or see the lineup. Atleast not when I've asked or tried. The only thing they've let me do is say no to a girl I didn't like (have a previous write up on the girl, and my bad experience with her).

Could someone provide a description for Ruby? And also Shey here. I am trying to debate if I should go to NDS for the Ruby experience or MM for the spinner experience. Eva caught my attention as I really love short girls as a shorter guy. Looking for someone around <5'2', young 20-30.

[GhostVet]

Nice report.

It's spot on with her attitude. When I see her, I ask for someone else. The price should have been $$ for the total for the half hour. Not a house fee, plus $$. Kind of confusing.

Ruby will do backdoor / trip to Greece for another upcharge.

I went by NDS tonight and wanted to leave a review immediately bc I am a procrastinator and will forget this by the time I wake up in the morning. Lord willing.

I had been driving around most of the day and finally got a chance to eat and now that my stomach was full wanted to end my night with good release before leaving Orlando and heading back to Jax.

I started out trying to go to Magic because I'm typically a simple solid massage and good sensual L1 kind of guy. But they were about to close and wouldn't take anymore customers so I quickly scrambled to find a second option.

At the recommendations of many in this chat (thank you for all the comments and input) I decided to swing by NDS before leaving. I been to MM several times and unfortunately was not that impressed. I stopped by NDS around 10:15 ish. I called ahead and asked for Mona and was told she was on vacation so I asked for Monica and was told she was also out but the woman on the phone assured me that there were good pretty girls there for me. The stuff they typically say. I asked for Ruby bc I've seen a lot of good reviews about her too and was told she was there. Once I got there I spotted another monger arriving at the same time as me. Most mongers don't like to be spotted so he let me go in first while he waited around in his vehicle. I walk in and was greeted by a pretty woman in a white dress. She has nice C cups and figure, no booty tho but that's not what I'm expecting from an Asian anyway. I told her I was the one who called for Ruby and she takes me to a room. Ruby comes in wearing a red dress and I saw those nice d cups you guys described. I think they're man made but I'm not complaining. Titties are titties to me. She asked me how long and I said 45 minutes because I know MM's standard was 45 minutes. She said half hour and I was a little perplexed but said okay whatever that's fine. She told me 80 for the house which I thought was expensive for a half hour but didn't argue and then she said what else do you want. While body motioning for L2 and L3. I said I just wanted a table shower and L2 because my back was bothering me from driving all day. She said okay and confirmed to make sure she understood that I didn't want L3 but only L2 which was probably weird and foreign her. She told me this would be $$ which I thought was also a little too expensive based on what I read here but didn't want to make it took awkward by arguing and just went with it. I shook my head yes to agree and she told me to undress. She came back and led me to the shower. Other monger had just walked in and was being led to his room. It was an awkward interaction. Sorry you had to see me ass naked bro.

We get to the shower and she does the soapy slip and slide and TUMA. She's very good at that as someone mentioned. Probably one of the better ones I've experienced. She ask me to turn over and washes the front and gives BBBJ. I ask her if I could finish twice and I figured it would be pushing it bc I only got a half hour. She was hesitant but said okay if I can be quick. So I made it quick. Her BBBJ was average to me and toward my finish she wouldn't keep her mouth on Jr which sucked. It was like she was afraid if it. She did complain about me being too big which kind of bothered me bc I can't help that and then said I had too much cum which I also thought was weird and annoyed me because I can't help that either. We finished the shower and went back to the room.

She gave a pretty good massage. Not the best I've had but far from the worst too. I appreciated that there was at least some effort into moving my muscles around. When the massage was over she told me we didn't have time for a second finish and I complained and she said we only had enough time for a shower and massage and one L2 which took 30 minutes. I complained some more but eventually said screw it and got dressed to leave. She got me a water and as I leave leaving I ran into another girl who flashed her ass and tits to me and was flirting so I could come back and see her another time. I asked her name and Ruby said Tia I believe. In hindsight wish I would've seen her.

I know its YMMV with these places but was disappointed my experience wasn't as good as the other reviews for Ruby I've read. Maybe she was in a bad mood or I showed up too late in the day. Not sure. Or maybe she just didn't like me and we didn't vine.

Although my experience with Ruby wasn't the best and I felt like I was rushed, overpaid and lied about two pops, NDS has potential and I'll probably try again next visit with another girl. Hopefully Mona or Monica are back.

Or I'll try that other girl I ran into. I tried MM a few times before giving up on them so I can do the same for NDS.

Say safe. Thanks for all the advice here.

[NiceGuy71]

Last week I was able to visit NDS relatively early one day. It had been a while sense I was there.

I was brought right in and saw a pretty young lady named Emily (or maybe Aimily pronounced with an A sound).

She is a small, 20 something with fake B to C cup boobs.

She got right down to business. Kneeling down with a BBBJ. She got be going and then got up on the table, covered me, and rode me for a while. We flipped over and she appeared to enjoy it. We continued for a much longer time than usual for me. Eventually we switched back to BBBJ and she finished me off.

She is very enthusiastic. So much fun. The complements were a little over the top. "You're the best ever" etc. But still manage to make me feel special for 30 minutes.

Would defiantly repeat. One of the best AMP experiences I have had in the last year.

[BusinessJax1]

I went by NDS tonight and wanted to leave a review immediately bc I am a procrastinator and will forget this by the time I wake up in the morning. Lord willing.

I had been driving around most of the day and finally got a chance to eat and now that my stomach was full wanted to end my night with good release before leaving Orlando and heading back to Jax.

I started out trying to go to Magic because I'm typically a simple solid massage and good sensual L1 kind of guy. But they were about to close and wouldn't take anymore customers so I quickly scrambled to find a second option.

At the recommendations of many in this chat (thank you for all the comments and input) I decided to swing by NDS before leaving. I been to MM several times and unfortunately was not that impressed. I stopped by NDS around 10:15 ish. I called ahead and asked for Mona and was told she was on vacation so I asked for Monica and was told she was also out but the woman on the phone assured me that there were good pretty girls there for me. The stuff they typically say. I asked for Ruby bc I've seen a lot of good reviews about her too and was told she was there. Once I got there I spotted another monger arriving at the same time as me. Most mongers don't like to be spotted so he let me go in first while he waited around in his vehicle. I walk in and was greeted by a pretty woman in a white dress. She has nice C cups and figure, no booty tho but that's not what I'm expecting from an Asian anyway. I told her I was the one who called for Ruby and she takes me to a room. Ruby comes in wearing a red dress and I saw those nice d cups you guys described. I think they're man made but I'm not complaining. Titties are titties to me. She asked me how long and I said 45 minutes because I know MM's standard was 45 minutes. She said half hour and I was a little perplexed but said okay whatever that's fine. She told me 80 for the house which I thought was expensive for a half hour but didn't argue and then she said what else do you want. While body motioning for L2 and L3. I said I just wanted a table shower and L2 because my back was bothering me from driving all day. She said okay and confirmed to make sure she understood that I didn't want L3 but only L2 which was probably weird and foreign her. She told me this would be $$ which I thought was also a little too expensive based on what I read here but didn't want to make it took awkward by arguing and just went with it. I shook my head yes to agree and she told me to undress. She came back and led me to the shower. Other monger had just walked in and was being led to his room. It was an awkward interaction. Sorry you had to see me ass naked bro.

We get to the shower and she does the soapy slip and slide and TUMA. She's very good at that as someone mentioned. Probably one of the better ones I've experienced. She ask me to turn over and washes the front and gives BBBJ. I ask her if I could finish twice and I figured it would be pushing it bc I only got a half hour. She was hesitant but said okay if I can be quick. So I made it quick. Her BBBJ was average to me and toward my finish she wouldn't keep her mouth on Jr which sucked. It was like she was afraid if it. She did complain about me being too big which kind of bothered me bc I can't help that and then said I had too much cum which I also thought was weird and annoyed me because I can't help that either. We finished the shower and went back to the room.

She gave a pretty good massage. Not the best I've had but far from the worst too. I appreciated that there was at least some effort into moving my muscles around. When the massage was over she told me we didn't have time for a second finish and I complained and she said we only had enough time for a shower and massage and one L2 which took 30 minutes. I complained some more but eventually said screw it and got dressed to leave. She got me a water and as I leave leaving I ran into another girl who flashed her ass and tits to me and was flirting so I could come back and see her another time. I asked her name and Ruby said Tia I believe. In hindsight wish I would've seen her.

I know its YMMV with these places but was disappointed my experience wasn't as good as the other reviews for Ruby I've read. Maybe she was in a bad mood or I showed up too late in the day. Not sure. Or maybe she just didn't like me and we didn't vine.

Although my experience with Ruby wasn't the best and I felt like I was rushed, overpaid and lied about two pops, NDS has potential and I'll probably try again next visit with another girl. Hopefully Mona or Monica are back.

Or I'll try that other girl I ran into. I tried MM a few times before giving up on them so I can do the same for NDS.

Say safe. Thanks for all the advice here.

[HumbleHal]

I was a little concerned when I saw a few vehicles in the lot, I had thoughts of the chair in the closet. IYKYK.

Keiko tells me she has a "new girl", not regular new, but like really really new, just got here. "You have to be the first one and tell me how she does".

The parking lot at MM is shared with a smoke joint. Sometimes undercover cops go in there to see if any under aged minors are inside the smoke joint.

Keiko always says that she has a "new girl". Sometimes the girl is new to you, sometimes just starting, sometimes she simply says that because there is a delay and she wants to keep you in the closet room waiting.

[EvilChil]

I was a little concerned when I saw a few vehicles in the lot, I had thoughts of the chair in the closet. IYKYK.

Keiko tells me she has a "new girl", not regular new, but like really really new, just got here. "You have to be the first one and tell me how she does".

Wow, challenge accepted. And she's pretty good, very, very pretty. Good English, good enough to joke around. I think the table shower thing is new to her and she didn't get all up in my backside which isn't something I care about. She takes direction, kissing not so great, good boobs / nips, I think natural and B's. Snapper is ok, she did not do the overblown fake moaning and so forth, I like that. (Meaning, I like not hearing it) Did I mention pretty? She's damn hot. Bit of a toothy beej but she did ok. Overall, I would recommend her, unless the soapy / slidey butt play thing is your thing. I like her a lot. Got 2 pops and I danced out a happy boy.

[BeRealBeYou123]

I've read reviews that this place is a scam but it was literally 7 minutes from my hotel so I figured the short drive would make it worth it. Ha.

Rung the doorbell and older Hispanic lady opened up. Said her name was Cherry.

She had an ok face, nice beautiful hair that I later touched and found out to be extensions which made me not want to push her head down LOL, but she was slightly curvy / chubby or whatever you want to call it, however her black blouse hid it. Was told it was 340 mario coins for FS and I decided to go through with it any ways. I was there already and my flight was set to leave in 4 hours. So I figured what the hell, fuck it. What a mistake.

She grabbed my junior while soft played with it for no more than 5 seconds and literally, I kid you not, gave me the condom and told me to put it on and to get my self hard, turned around and got on her phone. She couldn't even try to get me hard. I get it some dudes walk in rock hard ready to go. I'm not that guy, I'm waiting at the door trying to see if I'm going to get busted or if I'm going to be the one busting. So naturally I am not that guy LOL.

I think I know which place you're exactly talking about. I came across a listing of theirs on escortbabylon and was very curious looking at their collection (I think the most reviewed girl was Onyx, have you heard?

Anyway, what got ne interested were the choices I had and the option to pick. So I texted them and got a response that they only take appointments. Never actually ended up going there but looking at your review makes me want to stay away. Thanks.

[RonDesantis]

You also know she is faking it if you are paying her.

Pretty much this. If they enjoyed it, they'd see you for free. It's just a job to them. Nothing more. A lot of guys think the girls actually enjoy them. While they may be more comfortable with some regulars, I dare them to ask them to sleep over for free one night. LOL.

Might go to MM next week and after one of them has an "O", I'll ask if I can see her for free next time to give her another O LOL.

[XLamborghini]

How can you tell when they aren't faking it?

He can't. I have been lurking here for a long time. His reviews are him constantly bragging about how he makes the girl at MM have big "O's". Best thing to do is ignore him. Be safe and have fun.

-2019 Lamborghini Huracan Owner X.