Massage Parlor Reports

**HumbleHal** · 03-10-23 22:52

Originally Posted by EvilChil [View Original Post]

I was a little concerned when I saw a few vehicles in the lot, I had thoughts of the chair in the closet. IYKYK.

Keiko tells me she has a "new girl", not regular new, but like really really new, just got here. "You have to be the first one and tell me how she does".

The parking lot at MM is shared with a smoke joint. Sometimes undercover cops go in there to see if any under aged minors are inside the smoke joint.

Keiko always says that she has a "new girl". Sometimes the girl is new to you, sometimes just starting, sometimes she simply says that because there is a delay and she wants to keep you in the closet room waiting.

**EvilChil** · 03-10-23 20:07

I was a little concerned when I saw a few vehicles in the lot, I had thoughts of the chair in the closet. IYKYK.

Keiko tells me she has a "new girl", not regular new, but like really really new, just got here. "You have to be the first one and tell me how she does".

Wow, challenge accepted. And she's pretty good, very, very pretty. Good English, good enough to joke around. I think the table shower thing is new to her and she didn't get all up in my backside which isn't something I care about. She takes direction, kissing not so great, good boobs / nips, I think natural and B's. Snapper is ok, she did not do the overblown fake moaning and so forth, I like that. (Meaning, I like not hearing it) Did I mention pretty? She's damn hot. Bit of a toothy beej but she did ok. Overall, I would recommend her, unless the soapy / slidey butt play thing is your thing. I like her a lot. Got 2 pops and I danced out a happy boy.

**BeRealBeYou123** · 03-10-23 19:55

Originally Posted by RonDesantis [View Original Post]

I've read reviews that this place is a scam but it was literally 7 minutes from my hotel so I figured the short drive would make it worth it. Ha.

Rung the doorbell and older Hispanic lady opened up. Said her name was Cherry.

She had an ok face, nice beautiful hair that I later touched and found out to be extensions which made me not want to push her head down LOL, but she was slightly curvy / chubby or whatever you want to call it, however her black blouse hid it. Was told it was 340 mario coins for FS and I decided to go through with it any ways. I was there already and my flight was set to leave in 4 hours. So I figured what the hell, fuck it. What a mistake.

She grabbed my junior while soft played with it for no more than 5 seconds and literally, I kid you not, gave me the condom and told me to put it on and to get my self hard, turned around and got on her phone. She couldn't even try to get me hard. I get it some dudes walk in rock hard ready to go. I'm not that guy, I'm waiting at the door trying to see if I'm going to get busted or if I'm going to be the one busting. So naturally I am not that guy LOL.

I think I know which place you're exactly talking about. I came across a listing of theirs on escortbabylon and was very curious looking at their collection (I think the most reviewed girl was Onyx, have you heard?

Anyway, what got ne interested were the choices I had and the option to pick. So I texted them and got a response that they only take appointments. Never actually ended up going there but looking at your review makes me want to stay away. Thanks.

**RonDesantis** · 03-10-23 18:49

Originally Posted by RiverRat999 [View Original Post]

You also know she is faking it if you are paying her.

Pretty much this. If they enjoyed it, they'd see you for free. It's just a job to them. Nothing more. A lot of guys think the girls actually enjoy them. While they may be more comfortable with some regulars, I dare them to ask them to sleep over for free one night. LOL.

Might go to MM next week and after one of them has an "O", I'll ask if I can see her for free next time to give her another O LOL.

**XLamborghini** · 03-10-23 13:19

Originally Posted by RonDesantis [View Original Post]

How can you tell when they aren't faking it?

He can't. I have been lurking here for a long time. His reviews are him constantly bragging about how he makes the girl at MM have big "O's". Best thing to do is ignore him. Be safe and have fun.

-2019 Lamborghini Huracan Owner X.

**RonDesantis** · 03-10-23 11:25

Originally Posted by Azmodeus56 [View Original Post]

I know when she is faking it. I look at myself naked in a mirror.

They always fake it. That's why I used to go to BO all the time. They don't care to make you feel good. They know it's just a job. MM be calling you Superman, Big Papi (LOL), and what not. And will swear you made them cum 5-8 times LOL.

**RiverRat999** · 03-10-23 10:51

Originally Posted by Azmodeus56 [View Original Post]

I know when she is faking it. I look at myself naked in a mirror.

You also know she is faking it if you are paying her.

**Azmodeus56** · 03-10-23 10:33

I know when she is faking it. I look at myself naked in a mirror.

**RonDesantis** · 03-10-23 06:06

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

Hey no offense but I know when they are faking and when they are not.

How can you tell when they aren't faking it?

**RonDesantis** · 03-10-23 06:04

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

I just got back from seeing Nicole. The girl is gorgeous with an all natural body. She is new but she definitely aims to please. Give her a month and she will be right up there with the rest of the girls there. We had a blast!! Can't wait to see her again!

Not really. Her fake moans and her faking O's are such a turn off.

**RonDesantis** · 03-10-23 05:55

I've read reviews that this place is a scam but it was literally 7 minutes from my hotel so I figured the short drive would make it worth it. Ha.

Rung the doorbell and older Hispanic lady opened up. Said her name was Cherry.

She had an ok face, nice beautiful hair that I later touched and found out to be extensions which made me not want to push her head down LOL, but she was slightly curvy / chubby or whatever you want to call it, however her black blouse hid it. Was told it was 340 mario coins for FS and I decided to go through with it any ways. I was there already and my flight was set to leave in 4 hours. So I figured what the hell, fuck it. What a mistake.

She grabbed my junior while soft played with it for no more than 5 seconds and literally, I kid you not, gave me the condom and told me to put it on and to get my self hard, turned around and got on her phone. She couldn't even try to get me hard. I get it some dudes walk in rock hard ready to go. I'm not that guy, I'm waiting at the door trying to see if I'm going to get busted or if I'm going to be the one busting. So naturally I am not that guy LOL.

She gave me the condom and so I did her job and put it on, she began the CBJ, and once again I was disappointed. She sucked it for like 7-10 seconds and then would Just perform HJ, and would sit there moaning terribly for like a hot minute and I'd tell her over and over that I wanted her to go down, but she would just perform HJ filled with these annoying fake ass moans with a few seconds of CBJ. This went on for no more than seven minutes and so I just told her to get on fours.

At this point I figured I couldn't be disappointed, and I'm hitting it doggy, it's got to be good right? Man, this chick was trying to hold my cock in her hand the whole time without letting me put it in, eventually I rammed it in her and I was more interested in leaving than staying so I pulled a "gone in 60 seconds". As soon as I finished, she got off the bed and grabbed her phone. So I cleaned my self up and dipped.

2 girls were outside in the waiting area too. They honestly looked ghetto as hell.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...lando-fl-38685#rubmaps.

**RonDesantis** · 03-10-23 05:39

Originally Posted by OlderThanRocks [View Original Post]

Swung by MM this afternoon but it was busy and I got relegated to waiting in one of the bathrooms for about 10 minutes. I had hoped to see Gina again but she's on vacation so went with the luck of the draw and got Nicole.

As others have said. She is young, completely natural body and absolutely beautiful. I saw a couple earlier reviews comparing her to Mulan and while I wouldn't have made that connection myself. I can see where they would. She came into the room completely naked and we had a wonderful little make out session to get introduced to each other. She offered the table shower and I seriously considered declining because I was enjoying our introduction so much -- but it's my first time with her and I feel it's good to let them see that I'm clean. Table shower was good but I interrupted the normal flow because I wanted to get back to making out. She's got a fun little sense of humor and had me laughing multiple times.

Back to the room with the supplies and I picked her up and laid her down on the table as I began to kiss my way down her body. She was incredibly responsive and thoroughly enjoyed all the attention I was giving to her. I was taking my time but then started counting the minutes in my head and realized that I might need to speed things up. So worked my way back up where she slipped the condom on with her mouth. And then we began to kiss, fondle and stroke each other until we both breathing heavy and couldn't take it anymore. She slid underneath of me and guided me in. Everything was great. The way that she would wrap her legs around me, touch me, give me excited little bites and passionate kisses. We changed positions a few times and finished with her riding me ACG style and really driving it home.

Now that I'm in Orlando much more often. I'm definitely going to repeat with her soon.

Hey buddy, check your DM. Sent you one.

**The Full Monty** · 03-09-23 22:52

Originally Posted by Bertil [View Original Post]

Looks like Bamboo off of Osceola Parkway. The gun store right next to it gives it away but I might be wrong. I haven't been there in a while because the talent was lacking. Damn.

I stopped by bamboo to go relax after a long road trip just to find out the local sheriff decided to stop by and waste his deputy's and tax payer's time and money by trying to fight the crime of Happy Endings. But I still got one so it seems his efforts were futile. Not sure if he thinks he's the next Grady or not but obviously he doesn't have much of a workload occupying his desk for him to be onsite. Seems like he hit the place on John Young and 192 also and made a couple arrests. I'm sure the cases will magically disappear after a while since history has a habit of repeating itself. Service was great as usual.

**SackMan** · 03-09-23 21:20

Originally Posted by Godiva123 [View Original Post]

Can't speak on Shey or Eva but I can tell you a little about Ruby. She's about 5'2 ish, a little older than your target age range. Maybe closer to 30-40. Has D-cup tits and a rather shapely ass. She's thicker than most Asian women but she carries it really well. I'd say go for Ruby if you're looking for that older MILF demographic, especially if you're looking for Greek. She has a wide open menu and I can't think of anything that I wanted that she's turned down before. Otherwise, MM is usually a solid bet.

Are those D cups hers or store bought?

**OlderThanRocks** · 03-09-23 20:39

Swung by MM this afternoon but it was busy and I got relegated to waiting in one of the bathrooms for about 10 minutes. I had hoped to see Gina again but she's on vacation so went with the luck of the draw and got Nicole.

As others have said. She is young, completely natural body and absolutely beautiful. I saw a couple earlier reviews comparing her to Mulan and while I wouldn't have made that connection myself. I can see where they would. She came into the room completely naked and we had a wonderful little make out session to get introduced to each other. She offered the table shower and I seriously considered declining because I was enjoying our introduction so much -- but it's my first time with her and I feel it's good to let them see that I'm clean. Table shower was good but I interrupted the normal flow because I wanted to get back to making out. She's got a fun little sense of humor and had me laughing multiple times.

Back to the room with the supplies and I picked her up and laid her down on the table as I began to kiss my way down her body. She was incredibly responsive and thoroughly enjoyed all the attention I was giving to her. I was taking my time but then started counting the minutes in my head and realized that I might need to speed things up. So worked my way back up where she slipped the condom on with her mouth. And then we began to kiss, fondle and stroke each other until we both breathing heavy and couldn't take it anymore. She slid underneath of me and guided me in. Everything was great. The way that she would wrap her legs around me, touch me, give me excited little bites and passionate kisses. We changed positions a few times and finished with her riding me ACG style and really driving it home.

Now that I'm in Orlando much more often. I'm definitely going to repeat with her soon.