Massage Parlor Reports

[PocoHunter]

Now here is my big complaint and I should have known better. The friggin massage oil! She all but dipped me in it. I usually say no oil and I forgot to this time. It happened too fast and before I could stop it. I walked out of their slicker than a snot on a doorknob and smelling like someone just cleaned me with lemon pledge. My whole body has a layer of lemon oil on it. I can feel my damn ass cheeks slipping around past each other in my pants. My toes slipping past each other in my shoes. There isn't a man alive that could keep a grip on me right now. I'd slip right away. Not sure how I'm going to get this smell off of me before heading home this evening.

HAHAHAHAHA I died! You made my day with such graphical description! Hahahahahahahaha.

[Fav6977]

Now here is my big complaint Not sure how I'm going to get this smell off of me before heading home this evening.

Brother, that is a challenge we all face. LOL!

[SamuraiEJack]

Drove past King this morning a little before 10 am, Sheriff's SUV parked out front. Wondering if anyone caught wind of what happened since this was right before they would normally be open.

[Redneck 007]

Do any of the local providers have a milking table? Kinda new to the area.

Nikki in WP has one available if you let her know beforehand.

[Redneck 007]

Visiting for a few days. Coming from way up north where we don't have FS places. I see an average rate of $$. Is that additional to whatever the standard rate is or total? I want to make sure I bring enough.

$220 for everything at the big 3 here.

[FrankOb65]

Just had a little dream about sunshine massage in altamonte. Saw Yoyo, with mask: pretty about mid 20's, nice C cups. Without mask I then saw probably 35 or older. . 6 for the 30 minute massage. Asked for medium and that's what she gave. Normal 4-5 out of 10 massage as you get at most places. All teasing was done after the flip, which was a nice change. Stood at my head and leaned over to massage all the way down to my groin area while hanging the C cups in my face. She then gave a little tug and asked if that's what I wanted. I said yes and she asked "how much?" She wanted me to name a number so I low balled and said. 4. She said no and asked for. 6 and she would show off the c cups for me. I agreed. Top came down and she had friggin pasties over her nips. LOL. I felt like telling her that 60 was off the table and it's now 52.50. Tug was decent, had to ask to slow down and my hands were allowed to roam upstairs. Finished up and then she didn't something I hadn't experienced elsewhere, after a hot towel clean up, she massaged the front of my thighs and my chest for another 5 minutes or so. Overall it was ok, not sure if I'd repeat. Can get way more or way better for similar pricing elsewhere.

Now here is my big complaint and I should have known better. The friggin massage oil! She all but dipped me in it. I usually say no oil and I forgot to this time. It happened too fast and before I could stop it. I walked out of their slicker than a snot on a doorknob and smelling like someone just cleaned me with lemon pledge. My whole body has a layer of lemon oil on it. I can feel my damn ass cheeks slipping around past each other in my pants. My toes slipping past each other in my shoes. There isn't a man alive that could keep a grip on me right now. I'd slip right away. Not sure how I'm going to get this smell off of me before heading home this evening.

[OlderThanRocks]

I had two of the best experiences of my life this past week.

Couple days later I found my way to MM and pulled Kiko. Good lord this woman can please a man. TS was busy so she gave me a spectacular bbj. Finally got to TS and she pulled out all the stops. Gina came into the room to clean up and gave me a DFK while K slurped on my dick. G shoved her tits in my face for a few seconds and left giggling. Got the rest of the TS with TIA by K. She has a way with that tongue that had me squirming. Back to the room for more bbj. K mounted me and grinded away. Then she got on her feet and slammed her pussy on my cock for a minute or so before she begged me to fuck her. Moved to mish and pounded away for a while. She went from telling me that she really liked to telling me she loved me and she wants to be my girlfriend. Seemed like I gave her an O and then asked her to swallow my load. K went to town and drained every drop. We finished just as the knock on the door came.

Before the inevitable flood of messages from people asking if he really got Kiko. I'm sure that he meant Kiki. Kiko doesn't really see customers anymore and everything about the script that he describes (especially the comments I really like you, love you, be girlfriend) is pretty standard faire for an experience with Kiki.

[Lurker Bear]

I had two of the best experiences of my life this past week.

On a suggestion from another monger on this forum I decided to do 4 hand at NDS. I drew Janet and Lisa. I could tell J was not used to 2 girl, but L more than made up for it. After a great TS, J started with the BBJ and in came L. She joined in and watching the two of them go to town on me was a sight to behold. L swung around for 69 while she gobbled my cock and J slurped on my balls. L mounted me and J sat on my face. Moved L to doggie while I made out with J. Then J wanted some. Hit mish with with J while L fed me her tits and DFK. I wanted to blow in someone's mouth so they got down and gobbled me some more. Asked J to sit on my face again and had L deepthroat me until I blew in her mouth. Got cleaned up and left floating on a cloud. Met a cute little spinner named Candy on the way out that I might have to hit soon.

Couple days later I found my way to MM and pulled Kiko. Good lord this woman can please a man. TS was busy so she gave me a spectacular bbj. Finally got to TS and she pulled out all the stops. Gina came into the room to clean up and gave me a DFK while K slurped on my dick. G shoved her tits in my face for a few seconds and left giggling. Got the rest of the TS with TIA by K. She has a way with that tongue that had me squirming. Back to the room for more bbj. K mounted me and grinded away. Then she got on her feet and slammed her pussy on my cock for a minute or so before she begged me to fuck her. Moved to mish and pounded away for a while. She went from telling me that she really liked to telling me she loved me and she wants to be my girlfriend. Seemed like I gave her an O and then asked her to swallow my load. K went to town and drained every drop. We finished just as the knock on the door came.

I have one more visit before heading out and I can't decide if I want Kiko again or go with Candy.

[LogoDelta]

Has anyone been back to Relaxing Healing on Lee road, since the reports of possible new management a few weeks ago? I was was going to give it a try, but I have a tight play budget and didn't want to waste the little funds I have. Last report says that they may no longer even offer level 1 there. Just wishful thinking that someone else may have gone and could confirm. Still may have to toftt, because I had a great time the last time I did go.

If this is the one between I4 and 17-92 then it's FS now. Cute girl, about a 7-8 with man made d's. $$. 40 total. Was not offered a table shower.

This was about three weeks ago.

[Bertil]

Not feeling the best the past 2 days. I know they use mouth wash and all but I think I'll pass on the French kissing from now on. As much as I like that part, I do know where that tongue has been and it's kinda disgusting if you think about it.

Could be allergies man there is some serious pollen going around. I have not been able to function right in the past 3 days! Had to skip out on a couple of dates I had set up! Also, I have lots of friends complaining about the same thing. Just a thought.

[FrankOb65]

Has anyone been back to Relaxing Healing on Lee road, since the reports of possible new management a few weeks ago? I was was going to give it a try, but I have a tight play budget and didn't want to waste the little funds I have. Last report says that they may no longer even offer level 1 there. Just wishful thinking that someone else may have gone and could confirm. Still may have to toftt, because I had a great time the last time I did go.

[Marrin]

Went back and saw Gina. Girl in mouse ears I saw on my way out. Nice body, pleasant attitude. Shower was busy before hand so she stated in room with DFK and Bbj.

Took me to shower to clean me up, thoroughly everywhere and did FUMA and TUMA. Mor BBBJ pussy slide on body and 69. More BBJon table. Got close but could not finish.

Back to doom, more fun in room kissed and sucked my balls on table while I finished myself off with a DIY HJ. Told me nicer time have to. Boom boom. Cleaned me up and gave me head massage. Then dressed me and out the door in 40-45 minutes. Round one may have been about 40 minutes.

There were 5 girls that day, but it was slow so one went to get food and coffee for them. .

I guess it was slow in the afternoon.

$$ at the door.

We don't have this service offeeeed at this price in Boston for girls with nice bodies.

[grandlarr]

Just arrived in Orlando for vacation and looking to try a massage at Mm or Nds. Just wondering after reading some reviews here both sound great but only can go to one so which one should I go to for the best overall time and which one for best 4 hand massage.

[TheInform]

Not feeling the best the past 2 days. I know they use mouth wash and all but I think I'll pass on the French kissing from now on. As much as I like that part, I do know where that tongue has been and it's kinda disgusting if you think about it.

Their tongue has probably been in several assess.

[LevNubhin]

MM and BO you'll get 45 minutes for $$. King cost me $$. 80 a few weeks ago.

Visiting for a few days. Coming from way up north where we don't have FS places. I see an average rate of $$. Is that additional to whatever the standard rate is or total? I want to make sure I bring enough.