Massage Parlor Reports

[LevNubhin]

She's Cuban. Long blonde hair, light skin, 5'5 ish 120 lbs or so. Man made C cups, nice natural ass (not bubble butt), great legs and very pretty.

Can you be more specific, long hair with bubble butt asian and bolt ons? This is what I am talking about. To say she is cute means very little. Thanks brother.

[WoozerBuck]

Just woke up from a dream with her. Sounds like typical service everyone receives. She was very nice though and OMG she is gorgeous. Popped in the bag in doggy. If she offered GFE there'd be no reason to go anywhere else.

Can you be more specific, long hair with bubble butt asian and bolt ons? This is what I am talking about. To say she is cute means very little. Thanks brother.

[John Kelly]

I went by this afternoon and there was some guy there that told me they were doing repairs in the front. Said they'd be open tomorrow. Maybe some monger tried to break in LOL.

I hope 'doing repairs' isn't a euphemism for 'installing cameras'.

[Batman6969]

Just had a little dream about sunshine massage in altamonte. Saw Yoyo, with mask: pretty about mid 20's, nice C cups. Without mask I then saw probably 35 or older. . 6 for the 30 minute massage. Asked for medium and that's what she gave. Normal 4-5 out of 10 massage as you get at most places. All teasing was done after the flip, which was a nice change. Stood at my head and leaned over to massage all the way down to my groin area while hanging the C cups in my face. She then gave a little tug and asked if that's what I wanted. I said yes and she asked "how much?" She wanted me to name a number so I low balled and said. 4. She said no and asked for. 6 and she would show off the c cups for me. I agreed. Top came down and she had friggin pasties over her nips. LOL. I felt like telling her that 60 was off the table and it's now 52.50. Tug was decent, had to ask to slow down and my hands were allowed to roam upstairs. Finished up and then she didn't something I hadn't experienced elsewhere, after a hot towel clean up, she massaged the front of my thighs and my chest for another 5 minutes or so. Overall it was ok, not sure if I'd repeat. Can get way more or way better for similar pricing elsewhere.

Now here is my big complaint and I should have known better. The friggin massage oil! She all but dipped me in it. I usually say no oil and I forgot to this time. It happened too fast and before I could stop it. I walked out of their slicker than a snot on a doorknob and smelling like someone just cleaned me with lemon pledge. My whole body has a layer of lemon oil on it. I can feel my damn ass cheeks slipping around past each other in my pants. My toes slipping past each other in my shoes. There isn't a man alive that could keep a grip on me right now. I'd slip right away. Not sure how I'm going to get this smell off of me before heading home this evening.

Slicker than 2 slugs screwing in a bucket of snot??

[LevNubhin]

I went by this afternoon and there was some guy there that told me they were doing repairs in the front. Said they'd be open tomorrow. Maybe some monger tried to break in LOL.

Drove past King this morning a little before 10 am, Sheriff's SUV parked out front. Wondering if anyone caught wind of what happened since this was right before they would normally be open.

[Batman6969]

A few weeks ago decided to go to MM after lurking these threads for a very long time. First off thank you to all the reviewers. Unbelievable experience. Told mamasan it was my first time, handed her the $$ and waited a bit behind the curtains. Finally made it to the room and shortly Kiki came in. Just a beautiful body wearing those cat ears. The full work up. TS, FIA, TUMA, BBBJ I nearly blacked out from how good she was. Another girl came in as Kiki was working on me and asked if I wanted her to join. Had to decline this time. Got my first pop on TS. Dried me off and made sure to show junior a lot of attention. Back to the room. Mish the K9, DFK, DATY, and more BBBJ. I couldn't finish, not sure if it was the nerves of being my first time at AMP or just being tired from work. Either way she still tried her best to get me to pop again. DFK and back to BBBJ but just couldn't perform. Regardless I was blown away by the whole thing.

Here's where I nearly had a heart attack. As I'm walked out to the lobby I see blue and red flashing lights outside. Immediately panic, peak out the glass and see OPD in front of MM. I make out that he's writing a citation for a car pulled over. Seriously what are the odds? I quickly walked to my car. I pull out of the parking and have to stop right next to the officer as he's writing a ticket on the back of his squad car. Definitely and unforgettable evening.

Well IMHO you started your first visit with the very best. Kiki raises the bar so high its very hard to find anyone else as good as she is. I had Kiki for breakfast this morning and she was DELICIOUS and looking hotter than ever. Kiko got mad at us again for going over our time. Oops!!

[Retro21]

Does Sugar at CB do bbj? I tried searching but seems like last report on her had CBJ.

Saw her as I was leaving last time I went and she is super hot.

[Big In Japan]

Just arrived in Orlando for vacation and looking to try a massage at Mm or Nds. Just wondering after reading some reviews here both sound great but only can go to one so which one should I go to for the best overall time and which one for best 4 hand massage.

Therein lies the rub, so to speak. The best 4 Hand would be at NDS. Best overall, I still say NDS but others would say MM and be perfectly justified saying so.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Drove past King this morning a little before 10 am, Sheriff's SUV parked out front. Wondering if anyone caught wind of what happened since this was right before they would normally be open.

He was probably getting a trim next door and then some trim from Kings LOL.

[SamuraiEJack]

A few weeks ago decided to go to MM after lurking these threads for a very long time. First off thank you to all the reviewers. Unbelievable experience. Told mamasan it was my first time, handed her the $$ and waited a bit behind the curtains. Finally made it to the room and shortly Kiki came in. Just a beautiful body wearing those cat ears. The full work up. TS, FIA, TUMA, BBBJ I nearly blacked out from how good she was. Another girl came in as Kiki was working on me and asked if I wanted her to join. Had to decline this time. Got my first pop on TS. Dried me off and made sure to show junior a lot of attention. Back to the room. Mish the K9, DFK, DATY, and more BBBJ. I couldn't finish, not sure if it was the nerves of being my first time at AMP or just being tired from work. Either way she still tried her best to get me to pop again. DFK and back to BBBJ but just couldn't perform. Regardless I was blown away by the whole thing.

Here's where I nearly had a heart attack. As I'm walked out to the lobby I see blue and red flashing lights outside. Immediately panic, peak out the glass and see OPD in front of MM. I make out that he's writing a citation for a car pulled over. Seriously what are the odds? I quickly walked to my car. I pull out of the parking and have to stop right next to the officer as he's writing a ticket on the back of his squad car. Definitely and unforgettable evening.

[PocoHunter]

Now here is my big complaint and I should have known better. The friggin massage oil! She all but dipped me in it. I usually say no oil and I forgot to this time. It happened too fast and before I could stop it. I walked out of their slicker than a snot on a doorknob and smelling like someone just cleaned me with lemon pledge. My whole body has a layer of lemon oil on it. I can feel my damn ass cheeks slipping around past each other in my pants. My toes slipping past each other in my shoes. There isn't a man alive that could keep a grip on me right now. I'd slip right away. Not sure how I'm going to get this smell off of me before heading home this evening.

HAHAHAHAHA I died! You made my day with such graphical description! Hahahahahahahaha.

[Fav6977]

Now here is my big complaint Not sure how I'm going to get this smell off of me before heading home this evening.

Brother, that is a challenge we all face. LOL!

[SamuraiEJack]

Drove past King this morning a little before 10 am, Sheriff's SUV parked out front. Wondering if anyone caught wind of what happened since this was right before they would normally be open.

[Redneck 007]

Do any of the local providers have a milking table? Kinda new to the area.

Nikki in WP has one available if you let her know beforehand.

[Redneck 007]

Visiting for a few days. Coming from way up north where we don't have FS places. I see an average rate of $$. Is that additional to whatever the standard rate is or total? I want to make sure I bring enough.

$220 for everything at the big 3 here.