Massage Parlor Reports

**HottieBoyFunWa** · 02-06-23 18:17

So I noticed a new AMP opened up in Auburn. Coincidentally it is in the same location as the only other AMP I've ever gotten FS from in Auburn.

Anyone been there yet?

**Face Nutter** · 02-06-23 11:18

Stopped at NB for a hh session yesterday. I know Mia is one hot piece of ass and need to make an appt with her to lock her down for a visit but I decided to just go and see who I draw. Last time I was there, I saw a tall skinny girl with great oral skills but can't remember her name for the life of me. I met Betty and honestly, she was more my type. Short, pretty and seemed a bit shy. So, I was hoping to get her when I went in.

Got there to an empty lot except one car. I assumed it was one of the girls but who knows. I rang the bell and this beautiful late 30's woman in a red babydoll outfit answers and grabs my hand, kisses my cheek and leads me into a room. I didn't even get a chance to ask about Mia or Betty. But I did not care. She was pretty fucking stunning. Looked at first to have some big Cs or even Ds. Turns out it was a push up bra and she has decent Bs / small Cs. Tells me her name is Coco. Asks how long I want. I said hh and give her $$ upfront to get it out of the way.

Her massage was decent at best. Light teasing but she moans a bit as she rubs you down. Kind of hot but kind of weird at the same time. Only bc she would do it the whole time not during the right moments where it would actually do something for me. But she was pretty responsive to my touches under her skirt. After talking to her, she's from LA and will be here for a month. She's half Chinese, half Japanese. She feels more Japanese than Chinese and speaks both languages fluently.

The session was pretty fucking amazing. Her oral skills are off the charts. She has some big luscious lips and sexy eyes. And when she's looking up at you with her big lips wrapped around your dick, it's one for the memory books. The only regret I have is that I didn't last as long as I wanted. I was saving up for a good CIM finish with another provider but I never made it out there. Coco rode me ACG and I tried to slow her down before I got to the point of no return but couldn't. It was a great release and she did the standard clean up and gave me the complimentary water bottle. She told me to come back and ask for her only bc I belong to her now and I can't see anybody else. LOL.

I highly recommend Coco. I'll be seeing her again before she leaves for sure. Those lips and eyes though! Damn!

**NikKnew1** · 02-06-23 02:02

Stopped by Pinee early afternoon today. Kind of let me down again today though. I was the only customer so out popped Angela, very cute, early 20's, no English but we got thru it. Usual $$ but only BBBJ in the end. She said it was her 2nd day, UGG, crappy massage one hand on her cell etc. Def will ask for Kei Ko next time.

**BBAsianLover** · 02-06-23 00:39

Another good experience. Walked in and was surprised at how nice the place looked. Was met by a hottie who asked me how long I wanted. Handed over $ and was led into a room. She was still taking care of another client so she left and promised to return. 10 minutes later she came back and brought change, saying I overpaid. 15-20 minute massage later she asked me to flip and asked if I wanted boom boom. I gave her the rest of my cash (total) and she left without another word. When she came back she showed why she's so popular. CBJ + mish. Such a hottie! She really got the job done and was pleasant throughout. Will repeat.

**PandaTrash** · 02-05-23 18:51

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

I can vouch for your report. MM has a bunch of new girls that will make our mouth water. Had a chance to see LaLa. She gives a quality massage, but when you see her you will say forget the massage. She is lights on pretty. Sexy, thin little body. Nice new bolt-ons. They are new, so the scaring is still visible with the lights on, but I love the way they hang. And they feel soft. She also has a nice little, super tight kitty, but she is a trooper. Will lube that girl up and let you go to work. She also has great CBJ skills. We had some language barriers, but once she understands you, she is happy to give you almost anything you want. And no haggling over money. After paying the standard house fee, I gave 1. 4 and all was good.

On the way out, saw some other new hotties that I didn't recognize. Repeat visits are on the menu.

+1 just saw LaLa. She made me pop in CG, which I haven't been able to do in years.

Really odd experience though, I plopped down the $$ when I got there and said to say hi to yoyo for me and she handed everything but the house fee back LOL. I was worried that I had gotten myself into something I didn't want to do, but then like others have said, quality massage I give it a 7 or so, after the flip and some really nice teasing and focusing on my ass towards the end of the massage, she immediately gave the 'you want to go' motion. It was hilarious, because she made a motion like she was DG someone, LOL.

On to main event, very responsive, even during CBJ. I think she likes seeing the client know that she's doing a good job and seems to get more into it the more you are. Made me get on top to start bc of the usual 'you so big' stuff. Worked until she was more relaxed but goddamn she has a nice kitty. Asked her to get on top and that where the shit got real. She fucking pounded me getting a big O for herself, begging me to pop at the same time. I took just a bit longer but like I said at the top, she did something to me that hasn't happened in a long time.

Hot thin and a wolf in sheep's clothing. What's not to like.

Only here for another month. Go and enjoy, but leave some for me.

**AmericanScott** · 02-05-23 16:35

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Ah. Looks like there's one in the SEA section:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ikini-Baristas

Well I guess the heart (dick) wants what it wants. The whole point of my original comment is that BB stuff is too expensive and not worth the time and money. But I get the draw. These are 19-25 year old hotties, who grew up on porn, and come in every variety of shape, size and look. There is a lot of appeal. But if you think the AMP game is expensive, be ready to spend way too much and end up blue balled 75% of the time. If you get off on the challenge, it is fun to see what you can get from each one. But MPs are a much better investment. Even in the worst AMP experiences, you usually get more guaranteed than in the BB game.

**AmericanScott** · 02-05-23 16:27

Originally Posted by JapaneseLvr [View Original Post]

Been reading all of your excellent intel and reviews thought I should share some as well. MM has been killing it lately. Yoyo is still there but she's got serious competition now. Emma just left but there are several new girls there. I saw Stella today who is a spinner with nice natural Cs and a tight box. Massage skills not as good as Yoyo but excellent eye contact. There's also a new girl Cici which I didn't get a chance to see but new girl Lala is a smoke show. Very pretty with a nice spinner bod and some great looking man-mades. Definitely going back there to try her next time.

Happy hunting gents!

Also while driving down Pac ave to MM I saw several MPs along the way. Any one have any intel on any of them?

I can vouch for your report. MM has a bunch of new girls that will make our mouth water. Had a chance to see LaLa. She gives a quality massage, but when you see her you will say forget the massage. She is lights on pretty. Sexy, thin little body. Nice new bolt-ons. They are new, so the scaring is still visible with the lights on, but I love the way they hang. And they feel soft. She also has a nice little, super tight kitty, but she is a trooper. Will lube that girl up and let you go to work. She also has great CBJ skills. We had some language barriers, but once she understands you, she is happy to give you almost anything you want. And no haggling over money. After paying the standard house fee, I gave 1. 4 and all was good.

On the way out, saw some other new hotties that I didn't recognize. Repeat visits are on the menu.

**DaveLuvGirls** · 02-04-23 23:17

Drove by there a couple of days ago and all of the signage had been removed. Never really saw any cars there when I often drove by there. Maybe the scammers are gone?

Where or what happened to Skin Solutions? Seems they've been closed for a while.

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Quick warning about Wellness Massage / Cherry Blossom or whatever that lowkey place near 38th and Pacific in Tacoma is calling itself. Wanted some fun and went out, not remembering it was Lunar New Year. All the AMPs were closed. Ended up going to Wellness, and they were open, with at least two women working. One was Latina, with the big firm booty and big big boobs. Her face left a lot to be desired, but it was any port in a storm time. Anyhow, she asks for $260. After getting it she gives a pitiful excuse for a massage. I turn over and get jackrabbit CBJ. When I go to put it in, she pulls that too big nonsense. She locks up her thighs and will only let me put in the tip. I assure I will go slow, but she says no. We switch positions to go doggy but then she changes her mind. Then says, you have 2 minutes left. I literally hadn't been there 10 minutes yet.

I told her I should get my money back if she doesn't want to go through with it. She laughs and says no. It's your own fault for having a big dick. I don't fuck big dicks. When I left out, the manager, an eastern European girl offered me water. She asked how it was. I told her horrible I felt conned. She laughed and said, it's your own fault.

It seemed like a scam they had pulled many times. So stay clear of that place. Or risk being told your average sized dick is too big to fuck, but we are keeping your money.

**Donhoe** · 02-04-23 19:46

Looking for big titles.

Bush is a plus.

Thanks in advance.

**JapaneseLvr** · 02-03-23 23:30

Been reading all of your excellent intel and reviews thought I should share some as well. MM has been killing it lately. Yoyo is still there but she's got serious competition now. Emma just left but there are several new girls there. I saw Stella today who is a spinner with nice natural Cs and a tight box. Massage skills not as good as Yoyo but excellent eye contact. There's also a new girl Cici which I didn't get a chance to see but new girl Lala is a smoke show. Very pretty with a nice spinner bod and some great looking man-mades. Definitely going back there to try her next time.

Happy hunting gents!

Also while driving down Pac ave to MM I saw several MPs along the way. Any one have any intel on any of them?

**Moose21** · 02-03-23 20:50

Haven't seen a report on this place in a while. What's the current lineup look like? Who's the one to ask for when calling ahead? Still $$. 4 or has the rate increased?

PM if you prefer.

Thank you!

**BBAsianLover** · 02-03-23 15:10

Tried my luck at enco a few days ago. Met at the door by a good looking 30-something (she said 23 but I don't buy it) who took me into a nice room. Paid $100 and she left for a few minutes before returning. Climbed on top and started rubbing oil on me. Gave a 5-10 minute massage and then dried me off and asked me what I want. From the sound of it she wanted +300 for GFE which I declined. Worked out cfs for 240 (total). Out the door in less than 30 minutes.

Overall these girls want way too much and rush like crazy.

From the sound of the reports I may try out mm but appreciate any Intel as I'm still new to the local scene in tac / fw.

**VTwelveMpg** · 02-03-23 01:02

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents:

After a full week in Vancouver BC, I must say I was spoiled there. Full service without the drama. Providers that were on the A game. Had some free time this morning, went and saw one of my favorite providers, YoYo was not available, but everything was fun and great and still compared to Canada it was meh. We had a great time but in Canada from the showers the kissing, the fuck me eyes when you walk in the door to the unabashed full on hard sex with everything available for. A price and in one instant, it was available and I just realized I paid for their regular but got the full meal deal. If America had the same thing and taxed pussy, there would be no income tax. And providers would be much better. But alas that is somewhere in never never land with Peter Pan. I am plotting my escape back. I am wondering if Victoria is the same. It is closer. Will check Perb.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

Who did you see, if not YoYo? Candy by any chance (if she's still there)? Looking for some intel on her.

There's not going to be a lot in Victoria. It's Much smaller than Vancouver and doesn't have the same reputation as Vancouver. I don't know that's it's much closer either. About 2. 5 hours to Vancouver from Seattle, going to be about that same time or more to Victoria when you factor in ferry wait times and what not.

**Shogun Hua** · 02-03-23 00:28

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

I am wondering if Victoria is the same. It is closer. Will check Perb.

When I was reading Perb.Cc about there in the past, it didn't sound all that promising. Looking at my google maps, i did favorite "SweetVIPS escort agency" in Victoria. Not sure why. I'd probably stick to Vancouver / Richmond area. The exchange rate is pretty good right now too.

Did you go to massage parlors in Canada, private massage practitioners or did you use the escort services? I used "Asian Fever" and "Coco Collective" escorts. Successful both times. You can PM me if you'd like. Thanks!

**SeaMonstes5678** · 02-02-23 17:21

Hello Gents:

After a full week in Vancouver BC, I must say I was spoiled there. Full service without the drama. Providers that were on the A game. Had some free time this morning, went and saw one of my favorite providers, YoYo was not available, but everything was fun and great and still compared to Canada it was meh. We had a great time but in Canada from the showers the kissing, the fuck me eyes when you walk in the door to the unabashed full on hard sex with everything available for. A price and in one instant, it was available and I just realized I paid for their regular but got the full meal deal. If America had the same thing and taxed pussy, there would be no income tax. And providers would be much better. But alas that is somewhere in never never land with Peter Pan. I am plotting my escape back. I am wondering if Victoria is the same. It is closer. Will check Perb.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.