Massage Parlor Reports

**Chef1234** · 02-05-23 00:09

Police raid tonight at 9:15 pm. All the masseuses booked out the back. Cops.

Let everyone roll out kept the last masseuse.

**FuckIt216** · 02-04-23 23:43

Took some advice from Fit312 and stopped by Archer Spa for the first time and was greeted by Lisa.

Chinese girl about 5' 100 lbs great body with outty Belly Button.

We went back and forth on price for a few minutes and settled on $160.

Service with excellent and will repeat. She will be here for 18 more days.

**WalkingHard** · 02-04-23 23:13

Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?

**Jason1987** · 02-04-23 19:07

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.

Interesting. Was planning on going. Assume same vibe and MTs? Or are there new ones? Same contact number?

**TrickyBic53** · 02-04-23 07:45

Seems legit I see them post consistently.

https://www.massage-chicago.info/

**Jinurso** · 02-04-23 01:16

Originally Posted by Sfgop2A [View Original Post]

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

Not all of the photos are real or accurate. I'd say about half.

Since you care more about L1 and L3 than L2, it's actually easier to find a girl to be happy with at CLM. I recommend Zara. She does L3 and is the hottest girl there who does FS. She's a gorgeous afro-latina who has the cutest Dominican accent.

If you prefer more goth girls, Natalie also does FS and really gets into it. She's also young and beautiful, got a slutty Sophie Turner kinda vibe. Pic is 100% her. Emily is a brunette and she used to literally be an aspiring porn star. I haven't seen her for complicated reasons, but reports say she does FS. Her picture is also real and accurate.

All three of them charge the same for the FS upcharge $200.

Girls like Jessica, Sarah and Nicol have much more open menus of you want more of a GFE experience, but they're all in their late-30's early-40's, so you have to be ok with that.

I've seen Bella before a couple of years ago and thought she had a nice combo of service similar to the older girls but looks similar to the younger girls, bit more recent reports say she's put on some weight and isn't as much fun in bed anymore. Haven't seen her lately to comment.

Leila seems like another good option based on the review below but I haven't seen her yet.

**CornCobMaker** · 02-03-23 22:14

Originally Posted by Sfgop2A [View Original Post]

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

If you're looking for good FS, you'll unfortunately have to go for one of the older, less attractive ones (Jessica or Nicole). For L1, I can recommend Zara or Salma.

**Fit312** · 02-03-23 20:17

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Where do yall park lmfao.

Street parking is free on Sunday, but it's usually not that bad over there even if you have to pay. I think that's Kelly's day off, but the other girls are generally DTF. Just beware of Soldier Field parking restrictions when they have events.

**Sfgop2A** · 02-03-23 18:48

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

**FellowMonger** · 02-03-23 17:38

Just to preface, I think I saw Kelly. Didn't get her name but based off reviews I"m assuming so.

Not too bad looking, I'd say low 30's? Some good man mades. Small ass but it's fine. Really gets in there for a BBBJ. Had her finger in my ass as she was going up and down. Would repeat to see what else she's down for but parking is awful. Where do yall park lmfao.

**Miamiat** · 02-03-23 14:38

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

Try S&L on south Michigan ave. Not the youngest girl but pretty much L2 guaranteed and BB if you want it. Ask for Kelly, she is little moody but good skills and great body. Good Luck.

SpaDude, Good advice. I would have said the same. Check your messages, if you would.

**Shorty58** · 02-03-23 14:11

Originally Posted by Yes11 [View Original Post]

Does kendall offer L3 or L2.

Kendall has been around for a while, I believe under a different name. I contacted her a while ago and she seemed very bitchy so I didn't follow through. Has anyone had a good experience with her? I suspect her "VIP" at 600 is FS.

**Jinurso** · 02-03-23 01:34

Originally Posted by Bryzzo [View Original Post]

Visited with Leila this week. Pics are probably her, but flattering of course. She's got very attractive eyes. Lots of tats if you care about that. Chunky but still shapely. Heavier down below compared to up top.

Menu is typical of the girls who work there and is somewhat open. Went for full service for 2. She tried to go higher I wasn't having it. No go on bbj. She was quite nice, and admitted she is still feeling her way on pricing. CBJ & a few positions, she was enthusiastic during the act.

I likely won't repeat simply because the CBJ is always a let down to me.

Great review, thanks! Sounds like another standard experience, which is too bad. Was anything else available? DATY? Kissing? She looks Latina from the photo. How's her English?

**Dukat** · 02-02-23 21:11

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

I'm preaching to the choir, but it goes to show the importance of always paying with cash. BHC will be under law enforcement's microscope for the foreseeable future.