Massage Parlor Reports

**Moose21** · 02-03-23 20:50

Haven't seen a report on this place in a while. What's the current lineup look like? Who's the one to ask for when calling ahead? Still $$. 4 or has the rate increased?

PM if you prefer.

Thank you!

**BBAsianLover** · 02-03-23 15:10

Tried my luck at enco a few days ago. Met at the door by a good looking 30-something (she said 23 but I don't buy it) who took me into a nice room. Paid $100 and she left for a few minutes before returning. Climbed on top and started rubbing oil on me. Gave a 5-10 minute massage and then dried me off and asked me what I want. From the sound of it she wanted +300 for GFE which I declined. Worked out cfs for 240 (total). Out the door in less than 30 minutes.

Overall these girls want way too much and rush like crazy.

From the sound of the reports I may try out mm but appreciate any Intel as I'm still new to the local scene in tac / fw.

**VTwelveMpg** · 02-03-23 01:02

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents:

After a full week in Vancouver BC, I must say I was spoiled there. Full service without the drama. Providers that were on the A game. Had some free time this morning, went and saw one of my favorite providers, YoYo was not available, but everything was fun and great and still compared to Canada it was meh. We had a great time but in Canada from the showers the kissing, the fuck me eyes when you walk in the door to the unabashed full on hard sex with everything available for. A price and in one instant, it was available and I just realized I paid for their regular but got the full meal deal. If America had the same thing and taxed pussy, there would be no income tax. And providers would be much better. But alas that is somewhere in never never land with Peter Pan. I am plotting my escape back. I am wondering if Victoria is the same. It is closer. Will check Perb.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

Who did you see, if not YoYo? Candy by any chance (if she's still there)? Looking for some intel on her.

There's not going to be a lot in Victoria. It's Much smaller than Vancouver and doesn't have the same reputation as Vancouver. I don't know that's it's much closer either. About 2. 5 hours to Vancouver from Seattle, going to be about that same time or more to Victoria when you factor in ferry wait times and what not.

**Shogun Hua** · 02-03-23 00:28

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

I am wondering if Victoria is the same. It is closer. Will check Perb.

When I was reading Perb.Cc about there in the past, it didn't sound all that promising. Looking at my google maps, i did favorite "SweetVIPS escort agency" in Victoria. Not sure why. I'd probably stick to Vancouver / Richmond area. The exchange rate is pretty good right now too.

Did you go to massage parlors in Canada, private massage practitioners or did you use the escort services? I used "Asian Fever" and "Coco Collective" escorts. Successful both times. You can PM me if you'd like. Thanks!

**SeaMonstes5678** · 02-02-23 17:21

Hello Gents:

After a full week in Vancouver BC, I must say I was spoiled there. Full service without the drama. Providers that were on the A game. Had some free time this morning, went and saw one of my favorite providers, YoYo was not available, but everything was fun and great and still compared to Canada it was meh. We had a great time but in Canada from the showers the kissing, the fuck me eyes when you walk in the door to the unabashed full on hard sex with everything available for. A price and in one instant, it was available and I just realized I paid for their regular but got the full meal deal. If America had the same thing and taxed pussy, there would be no income tax. And providers would be much better. But alas that is somewhere in never never land with Peter Pan. I am plotting my escape back. I am wondering if Victoria is the same. It is closer. Will check Perb.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

**Moose21** · 02-02-23 13:00

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Ah. Looks like there's one in the SEA section:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ikini-Baristas

And here I was giving you credit for being sarcastic. 😂.

**AussieFury** · 02-02-23 12:25

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Sounds like a dedicated barista thread might be a good idea.

Ah. Looks like there's one in the SEA section:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ikini-Baristas

**AussieFury** · 02-02-23 10:51

Hit FedWay today to see if the young hotties are back after LNY. The answer is "not yet. ".

But Linda (who was there in Dec) is back at Lotus. She gave me a great massage. As she was nearing the flip, she grabbed her phone and used the translator app (typing only) to silently tell me that a lady from the city was walking through the spa doing a fire inspection so we need to be quiet.

For the next 8 minutes she knelt and BBBJ'd me with laser eye contact while we listened to the inspector lady walk around and talk with what I guessed was an owner or manager. Eventually I put her in CG where she rode me in slow motiom as we continued to listen to the inspector lady walking around talking about sprinkler heads. We both kept smiling at each other, knowing we were getting away with something dirty. Put her into standing mish and quietly gave her full strokes. With the inspector's voice JUST outside our door. I couldn't last any longer so I unloaded silently as Linda milked me silently with her expert Kegels.

SUPER fun. Surprisingly hot experience. Linda is a sexy MILF who knows how to deliver a good time. We joked after the inspector left that maybe we should have invited her into the room to check the output of MY sprinkler system. Lolol

**AussieFury** · 02-02-23 10:43

Sounds like a dedicated barista thread might be a good idea.

**Spectacular** · 02-02-23 00:52

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

The 2 girls I have seen at that stand in Edmonds are absolute stunners and are up for shows for sure. It's too far away for me to be up there reliably so I can't say I'd they're open to it or not. I would imagine if they were up for it you'd need more money than would be reasonable.

As that google street view shows she is pretty much in plain site to a bus stop, pedestrians, and traffic going by.

Is there another place the shows happen or does she just give everyone passing by a show in addition to the monger in the car?

**ScotchYoke** · 02-01-23 20:08

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Google street view link: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=&layer...p=11,260,0,0,0.

The 2 girls I have seen at that stand in Edmonds are absolute stunners and are up for shows for sure. It's too far away for me to be up there reliably so I can't say I'd they're open to it or not. I would imagine if they were up for it you'd need more money than would be reasonable.

**Martinh** · 02-01-23 07:36

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Google street view link: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=&layer...p=11,260,0,0,0.

Can you give a better link please? That shows where I live.

**Martinh** · 02-01-23 07:35

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Saw a few questions about bikini baristas. I'll try to be quick.

1. There is 0 risk of them being LE. They have to work in see thru outfits making coffee all day. No LE is doing that. They are more likely to be cautious, thinking you could be LE.

2. Ignore the no meet ups, no show statements on their IGs. That's like the "No extra services" signs in AMP. Usually a sign that that s exactly what they provide.

3. Again, it is not worth it my opinion. They are hot, but bad fucks and way too expensive, taking a lot of investment of money and time.

4. That said, if you want to bang one, here are the steps:

A.) go a couple of times and pay with a $20 letting them keep the change. Some will flash, some won't, but that doesn't really matter. They just mainly recognize you as a nice customer and a good tipper. They get so many $1 tippers that just doing that makes a big impression.

B.) Ask her how guys are tipping. She will always say bad. When she does, ask her if you can make up for it by tipping extra for a show. If she says she doesn't do shows, forget she exists and move on. If she does, see what she is willing to do. Does she show just the girls, or the kitty, or does she finger her self or whip out a toy. Next time you see her, ask to touch her for extra money. The range is crazy. Some will let you touch their boobs, some will let you suck them, some will let you full on finger bang their kitty or asshole. Once you have made it physical, straight out ask if they do P2 P. Some will do you in your car, some will meet you in a hotel and some will even invite you over to their place.

C.) The price tag is huge. You are talking about spending $1-200 over a week for just shows before you get anything. Then They tend to want $500+, but I had one chick even quote me $1500. Remember, they have fools giving them $100 tips for just coffee and giving them weed, alcohol and food. I've even seen one girl post that she wanted guys to buy her a car. These chumps do it for nothing in return, so $160-200 ain't cutting it in most cases. You can find some in $200 range but they are not the knockouts you want. You will get a much hotter girl at an AMP.

Looks like some pointers worth following up on.

**Spectacular** · 01-31-23 02:05

Google street view link: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=&layer...p=11,260,0,0,0.

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Saw a few questions about bikini baristas. I'll try to be quick.

1. There is 0 risk of them being LE. They have to work in see thru outfits making coffee all day. No LE is doing that. The.....

..........E.) Not all girls will do everything, but a lot of girls will do something. There are very few that do something if the price is right. Bikini baristas come from one of two place. Either coffee girls who start working in bikinis or strippers who start making coffee. Coffee girls are cheaper, but former strippers will do more. Money talks.

5. I know a lot of the girls, and what is on their menu, so if you are going for a specific girl, message me. I might know if it is a possibility or not.

**Runner2448** · 01-30-23 22:52

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Quick warning about Wellness Massage / Cherry Blossom or whatever that lowkey place near 38th and Pacific in Tacoma is calling itself. Wanted some fun and went out, not remembering it was Lunar New Year. All the AMPs were closed. Ended up going to Wellness, and they were open, with at least two women working. One was Latina, with the big firm booty and big big boobs. Her face left a lot to be desired, but it was any port in a storm time. Anyhow, she asks for $260. After getting it she gives a pitiful excuse for a massage. I turn over and get jackrabbit CBJ. When I go to put it in, she pulls that too big nonsense. She locks up her thighs and will only let me put in the tip. I assure I will go slow, but she says no. We switch positions to go doggy but then she changes her mind. Then says, you have 2 minutes left. I literally hadn't been there 10 minutes yet.

I told her I should get my money back if she doesn't want to go through with it. She laughs and says no. It's your own fault for having a big dick. I don't fuck big dicks. When I left out, the manager, an eastern European girl offered me water. She asked how it was. I told her horrible I felt conned. She laughed and said, it's your own fault.

It seemed like a scam they had pulled many times. So stay clear of that place. Or risk being told your average sized dick is too big to fuck, but we are keeping your money.

Stopped there once and the vibe I got was meh, left before engaging in anything.