Massage Parlor Reports

[RogueMan1990]

Hey Thor, New England guy here who retired to SWFL. Big Hockey East and Bruins fan. So, 767 players have won it once and 564 have won it twice or more. Safe to say you are not Chara . 😂 sorry, I just had to take the opportunity to add some humor to these pages. 😂.

Not Chara but love the dude.

[Orch13]

I played hockey for 15 years. Won 2 Stanley Cups. Sometimes my eloquence goes out the window. LOL.

Hey Thor, New England guy here who retired to SWFL. Big Hockey East and Bruins fan. So, 767 players have won it once and 564 have won it twice or more. Safe to say you are not Chara . 😂 sorry, I just had to take the opportunity to add some humor to these pages. 😂. PS congrats on 2 Cups

[TdDrew]

Anybody know what happened to Rio? Miss her a lot!

[CardiT]

Fairly new to AMP's. Went to AAA last month and had a girl who looked mid 40's-ish with blonde hair. She wasn't bad looking and wasn't a bad price. I was just wondering what time could I go to get some younger talent? For reference I went around 10:30 to AAA. Appreciate you guy's opinion. Think I found my new favorite forum.

[Cec00]

You can call me Moon. Inbox reduced, thank you for letting me know. But out of town for the upcoming week, hitting clean beaches of the Caribbean. This Naples beach bacteria has me more paranoid than a walk through a TS massage parlor in Thailand.

MnV.

You are supposed to RUN through TS massage parlors in Thailand.

Smh. Rookie.

LOL!

[Thor1313]

So eloquently put. I'm just going off photos. I'll defer to your 1st hand experience.

MnV.

I played hockey for 15 years. Won 2 Stanley Cups. Sometimes my eloquence goes out the window. LOL.

[BigFrij]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38605/

Is this the same lady?

Yes, this is the same lady. She has other providers who are super sexy. Her massages are great and the place is top notch clean but prices are kinda high.

[MoonView]

Tina is a shit time. Much better can be had elsewhere.

So eloquently put. I'm just going off photos. I'll defer to your 1st hand experience.

MnV.

[MoonView]

MV please reduce your inbox. It is full. Drak.

You can call me Moon. Inbox reduced, thank you for letting me know. But out of town for the upcoming week, hitting clean beaches of the Caribbean. This Naples beach bacteria has me more paranoid than a walk through a TS massage parlor in Thailand.

MnV.

[TeachMeky16]

Driving down Santa Barb just north of Cape High and noticed place next to Chuchi. Think it goes by Water Lilly. Any experiences of note.

[George W. Bush]

Funny part is we are looking for a deposit! 😂.

Deposit? Fuck that. The only deposit they'll get from me is either in their mouth or snatch.

[RedyFourFun]

Stopped by and got Summer who was cute enough with a nice body. Opted for 45 minutes as I find this to be the perfect amount of time. We make small talk and her English is good. She wasn't doing much teasing or putting herself in a position for me to rub on her either while I lay face down. The massage was just spreading oil on me and her sharp nails scratching me. This was disappointing, because I do go there for a descent massage as well. She "cleans" me up with a hot towel which got about half of the oil off. On the flip, grabs the hammer and ask if okay and I say yes. She ask what I want and suggest her getting undressed (thong on though) for HE and rubs her tits on me making kissing sounds. We negotiate. 6 for this. She has a nice body and allowed to roam but she was more into making me finish within 2 minutes with her bad "okay honey, here we go, ahhhhh" which only makes things worse. At first, I was allowed to pet the kitty but as I'm about to finish she moves away. After some coaching, I release and lay there for the clean up. After another "clean up" she says "okay honey" but there are still 10 minutes left. We debate and she finishes with a leg massage and I'm out.

The AMPs are too hit and miss and all depends on the girl. Every once in a while you get one with a good attitude, that does her job right and it's enjoyable. Not too often though. Of course, after visiting Orlando, the bar is too high. Wish we had better talent in all aspects around here but I suppose it could be worse. However, IMO it used to be better!

[RogueMan1990]

Tina, without hesitation!

Tina is a shit time. Much better can be had elsewhere.

[ReadyToLear]

That too much? Again got overly excited, I'm not trying to reset the market here.

If you got at least 30 minutes of play time and CFS with both girls and your session lasted at least 30 minutes that's a very reasonable price IMHO.

[RodStewart]

Stopped in at the place next to Dave's Barber Shop yesterday. A butter face girl with a lot of mileage on her came out to greet me. I said what the hell and paid the 30 minute fee. Was led into a room where I took off my clothes and laid face down on the table. She came in and asked if I wanted hard or soft. I said medium and a pretty crappy massage started. And after about 10 minutes, she asked me to flip and asked what I wanted while holding my cock. I gave her the jerk off signal, and she began to jackhammer me and do this fake moan crap. Things were going nowhere so I told her stop. Got dressed and left. She was barking at me the whole way out about a tip and I just laughed. The place stunk of shrimp soup and so did my clothes. Needless to say, I won't be going back.

OMG glad you walked. I hope that was actually shrimp soup XP.