Massage Parlor Reports

**Englee** · 01-13-23 00:26

Today was my second time at RL. I was there about a month ago and met up with the Russian girl. I met 3 of the girls from the website. They looked exactly like their pictures from the website. Or at least very close to it. Today, I met with the girl in room 3. She was very good looking and I had a good time with her. But she did not look any why close to the profile picture on the RL website. Neither did the other 2 girls from rooms 1 and 2.

**OF Charlie** · 01-12-23 20:20

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

I didn't partake in either but visited both today.

Ozone. Very disappointing and I used to love this place. I hadn't been there in awhile and the talent seems to have dropped off. Overstaffed - 4 girls hanging out in the front area, and they all looked similar. In their 40's and a bit overweight, mediocre faces.

Natural. Got names of Yaya and Helen. Helen looks to be in her 40's; Yaya a bit older, maybe 50. Both slimmer than what I saw at Ozone, and Helen looked to be in pretty good shape. Not a bad looking girl. I asked if petite Lily was still working there and all of a sudden their English got worse. Perhaps I should have stayed for Helen but the "pretend I don't understand what you're asking" thing bugs me.

As I previously mentioned, Natural is under new ownership as of a few months ago. Most if not all their girls will be on the same rotation as apartment now because their girls will mostly be all apartment girls going forward. New girls on the 1st, 11th and 21st of each month. They are differentiating themselves from all those north side spas where girls don't rotate by using younger apartment girls and rotating girls more often. I am still trying to make a case for FOB Anne to be at Natural after her apartment rotation.

Helen just came from an apartment. There was a nice review for her just the other day in the apartment thread, post 8496. Good service as reported by that poster. How would Helen know the names of the previous girls? Not sure why you get so work up over someone not knowing the name of a girl whom she has never met. Oh well, it's your money. Spend or don't spend it however you want.

**SpaDude777** · 01-12-23 20:07

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

Thank you! I did not partake, but in my visit there earlier this week to see if there was anything I like, I saw something similar to what you describe. I probably saw Kelly but didn't get her name. Girls were older (45+) but with nice thin bodies. Attractive for their age certainly. And I do know 23 year old aren't working at spas here.

Maybe S&L stands for "Slender & Long in the Tooth".

Have seen Kelly 4-5 times for last 2 years. She is definitely in her 40's with a pretty rocking body (bolt ons). She will BBBJCIM no swallow (1. 4). I have done FS twice for 2. Problem with Kelly is you never know what type of mood she will throw at you. She can be any where from happy to see you to acting like you are outright bothering her. If you can put up with not knowing how she will act towards you, she does have pretty good skills.

**JasonWi** · 01-12-23 18:26

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

In my recommendation I should have specified Kelly is not young. She is probably early-mid 40's, but has a very nice body for her age. Thin, pretty toned when you get those clothes off and nice D cup man-mades. And her BBBJ skills are top notch.

Again, this recommendation was based on being a downtown location with L2 being a sure thing and the MTs (I mentioned) being attractive enough to help get the job done. It has been a few months since my last visit so there may be turnover. Best way to address this is call and see who's available. Good luck all.

Thank you! I did not partake, but in my visit there earlier this week to see if there was anything I like, I saw something similar to what you describe. I probably saw Kelly but didn't get her name. Girls were older (45+) but with nice thin bodies. Attractive for their age certainly. And I do know 23 year old aren't working at spas here.

Maybe S&L stands for "Slender & Long in the Tooth".

**JasonWi** · 01-12-23 18:21

I didn't partake in either but visited both today.

Ozone. Very disappointing and I used to love this place. I hadn't been there in awhile and the talent seems to have dropped off. Overstaffed - 4 girls hanging out in the front area, and they all looked similar. In their 40's and a bit overweight, mediocre faces.

Natural. Got names of Yaya and Helen. Helen looks to be in her 40's; Yaya a bit older, maybe 50. Both slimmer than what I saw at Ozone, and Helen looked to be in pretty good shape. Not a bad looking girl. I asked if petite Lily was still working there and all of a sudden their English got worse. Perhaps I should have stayed for Helen but the "pretend I don't understand what you're asking" thing bugs me.

**RobertShafToe** · 01-12-23 18:08

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?

Kelly from Cermak is now at West River. She said Yuyu from Cermak went back to China.

**Jayp80** · 01-12-23 17:03

Originally Posted by CodyBro [View Original Post]

They will do walkin I went early last month around 12 in the night. According the girl that I got they have two girls working.

These are the red table girls that have 100 different ads and 10 different numbers. It was probably a garden / basement unit that got converted to commercial space in a big multi unit courtyard building. It's on a busy street across from the park, dealership on one side other business on the other. One of the best setups I've experienced but the actual act isn't that great. I've been twice but wouldn't repeat.

**Fit312** · 01-12-23 15:32

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Coco, who I'm not sure whether or not is still there, is definitely early 30's at most. And she's a little freak. If she lost 10 pounds or so, she'd be a hottie. Still, pretty nice body, big Cs, small Ds and cute IMO. She would BBBJ and more

Coco moved to California.

**CodyBro** · 01-12-23 15:29

Originally Posted by Binder79 [View Original Post]

5531 W Irving park rd right beside the auto delership. Got the address only after the appointment. Add says by appointment only, discreet office building. Only opens the door to appointments. The add shows a pic of a girl with a face mask bikini. Found on rubmd. No signage out front.

They will do walkin I went early last month around 12 in the night. According the girl that I got they have two girls working.

**Englee** · 01-12-23 13:15

I was texting with 819. They said Sasa is gone. Didn't say if she went to another spa. Just said gone.

**Binder79** · 01-12-23 12:24

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Sounds like Westchester?

290 and Lagrange rd?

5531 W Irving park rd right beside the auto delership. Got the address only after the appointment. Add says by appointment only, discreet office building. Only opens the door to appointments. The add shows a pic of a girl with a face mask bikini. Found on rubmd. No signage out front.

**SpaGuy21** · 01-12-23 12:00

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?

Not familiar with the latest lineup but I don't think so.

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.

I do remember an older MT there in my last visit, which was months ago, but I was sure to ask for a specific provider when I called in the appointment.

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

LOL that probably WAS Kelly. Different people have different views of what's attractive, but probably anyone in an AMP who even looks 35 could actually be a grandma. Anyway, if skill at L2 is what you're looking for, that's not likely to be found on a 20 yo. Kelly, however, is right up there.

In my recommendation I should have specified Kelly is not young. She is probably early-mid 40's, but has a very nice body for her age. Thin, pretty toned when you get those clothes off and nice D cup man-mades. And her BBBJ skills are top notch.

Coco, who I'm not sure whether or not is still there, is definitely early 30's at most. And she's a little freak. If she lost 10 pounds or so, she'd be a hottie. Still, pretty nice body, big Cs, small Ds and cute IMO. She would BBBJ and more.

Again, this recommendation was based on being a downtown location with L2 being a sure thing and the MTs (I mentioned) being attractive enough to help get the job done. It has been a few months since my last visit so there may be turnover. Best way to address this is call and see who's available. Good luck all.

**WalkingHard** · 01-12-23 01:25

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

Visited ozone, the worse AMP experience. Complete waste of time and money. I highly do not recommend. Been there one other time to see Carly, day and night experience. Staff seems cold and uninspired. Bad way to start off the new year. Need to send this rotation back home.

SI.

Who's in the current rotation? That place is usually one of the more stable places in the city.

**Crush1238** · 01-12-23 00:54

I was visiting the SW side for the holidays and thought I'd check out the local talent.

1-I took a bite out of the Apple spa on the first day and scored stella a typical Asian provider with a nice rack and small body, cute face. I paid the over price house fee of 80 for $45 and asked for TS. She left but came back quickly to tell me there were others waiting and if I wanted to wait- I declined. I pulled her close to me and said " no massage just boom boom" and gave the donation. She giggled and said she would return. *When she came back, we disinfected and she undressed. She was very cute and young. I sat on the table and asked for a bbj, she declined but did CBJ- I asked for 69, she declined. I laid her on the table for some more CBJ and to fondle her. She would only allow*some touching. Her CBJ was good. I spun her around, legs up to DATY, she allowed me begujuding. CFS was OK, she would say " No " why are you making me do this? And the " O Your so strong, so big "then grind hard on my happiness. She started to complain after a while. Not the best. Wouldn't repeat*.

2- I had a old flame in Burbank hit me up after hearing I was back intown, she sent me a xxx vid of herself and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. So we got a room at a roach motel on 79th. Tracy is still a hard bodied through bred into her 40's, DDD tities and a nice, tight, semi hairy, non birthing puz. I told her everything I wanted while we 420 ed. I told her I was going to bust all her holes, she agreed. Nothing is better then X (ex) sex especially when she wants to prove something. Three loads dumped. The finale was oily pyle driver anal. When I dropped her off she said I tore her up. I got to fuck her on New Years eve at a party in a bathroom (story for another post).

3- I tried TY spa- no table shower, OK place, cold inside- I pulled Cici a 30 something good looking 5'5 with bolt on tits and tiny ass. Massage was hard and I told her to ease up. She started to milk it while I was face down. On the flip I asked for FS. She declined. We agreed to BBJ with her naked $150. Her body was smoken, tits huge and hard. Just enough hair on the compact pink puz- no brown hole option. Finished in 69, shot it into her hair with my tongue up her ass. Would repeat.

Hope your holidays were as happy.