Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Guide]

Market forces dictate what will happen. But other places in the country are a lot more full service in the AMP scene. Sometimes it is hard to find an actual massage with good service in other places. Here it is the opposite. Most of the time you can get a decent rub and massage with basic happy ending. But not the all the time full service like Sacremento or Miami or Phoenix or san Diego. Yes Portland is full of grannies. I like the 22 to 40 year olds. Sometimes the younger girls are like. YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT? But the issue is ease of service. After all. If any of us guys were in their position. Its easy to make money on your back rather than working giving a massage. Just lay there. Pretend you enjoy it. And let him do all the work.

Girls come and go. Good thing if you had poor service at one place. Wait a few months and its a new crew. As money gets tighter and people spend less. The girls will do more and offer more.

Off to Vancouver today. OMG so many places to choose from.

At least it quit raining a bit.

[RileySmom]

For me personally, but not in every case, great service / participation trumps young looks / hot body. Granted it's always relative based on one's needs-wants. But as you get older, like me, I look and return to the ones that give that great service.

[Souljurn]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

PDX is general is a pretty weird place when it comes to every facet of the hobby, from regular escorts to strip clubs and parlors. This isn't Cali where you can pretty much find whatever you want provided you have cash and know where to look, or niche places that are often the result of the local heartbeat. For instance, where I used to live in Texas, pretty much every strip club was a brothel. I was also kind of spoiled by having FS at pretty much all AMPs with a wide range of ladies in type and age, and true nuru in bigger cities like Houston. It actually surprised me at first, but then I remember the biggest army base in-country was a stone's throne away full of young infantry as well as TWO MORE large bases a few hours away and things start to make sense, ya know?

If you're interested in younger masseuses here, you're just going to have to pick some favorite spots and keep an eye on the rotations. Unicorns don't tend to stay long, and unless you're going pretty regularly like some of the vets here who post often, you're likely to miss 'them because folk aren't likely to out them until they had their fill and by then they're long gone. I've been indulging in the hobby less and less over the years as I look into moving elsewhere, and only spent time with two west side in the past several years, one right before pandemic and one right after. Still remember the first, LOL. Little cutey with glasses that I waaaaay overpaid for but god damn was she worth it. She was gone within a week after a really bad fight with mamasan who wanted a share of her earnings, stopped responding to my texts soon after; seems like the older girls and mamasans resent young girls because they get all the attention and the best tips, so that might have something to do with it too.

Unfortunately, everyone else is pretty much right. You're going to likely pay more for a less experienced session, though I guess you could get lucky. Most AMPs up here are staffed by ladies 40+ too, so if young girls are really your thing you're probably better off with an escort instead, though the whole region seems to have a serious GPS pandemic going on, now more than ever.

I get you're curious to hear specifics from that poster, but given the average age for a grandmother is 50 in the USA, I'd say 95% of providers in shops are there, or within five years of classifying. It's a legitimate issue in PDX.

Youth brings a premium, true, but that's just market economics at work.

Exactly, though honestly even if you're able and willing to pay the premium, the opportunity doesn't come all that often.

[BlueEyes99]

When I started going to AMPs 20+ years ago, young women were the ones in their early twenties. Now that I'm over 50, young women are under 40. LOL. If you don't care about service, then it is easy to find a young woman. I've had good and bad times with young ones and old ones. A bad time with an old one is sad, while a bad time with a young one is very disappointing. A good time with an old one is very nice, while a good time with a young one is great. Now a days, if I see a young one, I'm worried she will either be mechanical or be too tight and complain. I still hope for the best, but I don't get my hopes up too high. Just have fun out there and value the moment you spend with a good one.

Very GOOD Analogy!

[BlueEyes99]

Serenity.

Well concealed shop with easy pkg. I was close and had read BlueEyes report, so why not. Sophia was the only one there. As described earlier, matronly describes her well.

Massage was very good, she seemed pleased whenever I said that feels good. After the flip, holy crap she's very sensitive. 2 minutes in to enjoying the gum drops, she acted like she just came.

Moved down to the kitty and she trembled. I think her eyes rolled back. Brief rest, and more fiv and she trembled again. Kinda cool to witness the real thing instead of a fake reaction. After a handy and wash down, I was off. FS might be a possibility. I'll be back to see her again.

Angel.

Wanted to see LaLa, but she wasn't in yet. Ended up with Kylee, I think? She seemed new to the whole scene. Glad I only wanted 30 minutes. 10 min massage on the back only, and her personality was uninspiring.

Nice enough, and kinda cute, but again just seemed newish. Took the standard and left. Won't return.

Pearl on Milwaukie.

Cute slimmer gal in a short red dress. She wore a mask the whole time, which makes it seem mechanical. Another 30 minutes with an uninspiring gal. OK massage, standard finish, and I'm out. Won't return.

Thanks for reports, they certainly helped.

Nice report, Yes your so right Sophia is a very nice lady and REALLY enjoys what she does with no upsell.

Yes your spot on, once you lick those huge gum drops you may need a mop, LOL I did love those firm huge jugs! .

Thanks for the report, good and bad. It helps us make better choices.

[WarpFactor69]

The new place on King, west of Bell. When it first opened, I had a pleasant time with the original lady, and would have gone back to see her. Over the past weekend, met a new 40+ lady who was petite and friendly, but less attractive than the original one. Did not enjoy the new lady, the choices were restrictive, which made it hard to get to the finish line. After reaching nirvana by hand, she acted like we were done. I pointed at clock, told her we had 15 min left. I then received a begrudged lame massage. I'm not going back there unless they make some changes.

[VMan09]

When I started going to AMPs 20+ years ago, young women were the ones in their early twenties. Now that I'm over 50, young women are under 40. LOL. If you don't care about service, then it is easy to find a young woman. I've had good and bad times with young ones and old ones. A bad time with an old one is sad, while a bad time with a young one is very disappointing. A good time with an old one is very nice, while a good time with a young one is great. Now a days, if I see a young one, I'm worried she will either be mechanical or be too tight and complain. I still hope for the best, but I don't get my hopes up too high. Just have fun out there and value the moment you spend with a good one.

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

[RileySmom]

Serenity.

Well concealed shop with easy pkg. I was close and had read BlueEyes report, so why not. Sophia was the only one there. As described earlier, matronly describes her well.

Massage was very good, she seemed pleased whenever I said that feels good. After the flip, holy crap she's very sensitive. 2 minutes in to enjoying the gum drops, she acted like she just came.

Moved down to the kitty and she trembled. I think her eyes rolled back. Brief rest, and more fiv and she trembled again. Kinda cool to witness the real thing instead of a fake reaction. After a handy and wash down, I was off. FS might be a possibility. I'll be back to see her again.

Angel.

Wanted to see LaLa, but she wasn't in yet. Ended up with Kylee, I think? She seemed new to the whole scene. Glad I only wanted 30 minutes. 10 min massage on the back only, and her personality was uninspiring.

Nice enough, and kinda cute, but again just seemed newish. Took the standard and left. Won't return.

Pearl on Milwaukie.

Cute slimmer gal in a short red dress. She wore a mask the whole time, which makes it seem mechanical. Another 30 minutes with an uninspiring gal. OK massage, standard finish, and I'm out. Won't return.

Thanks for reports, they certainly helped.

[OneOne9]

Both women in this place are tiny, petite GILFs, t least from what I saw. One of them loves a good FIV and has let me take her clothes off and play for a good 30 minutes. No FS though. I need to go back and pay her a visit soon.

There was only one there and I did the best I could to describe her. I didn't get a name due to her business like manner. Thanks for confirming my thoughts on restrictions at this shop.

[NoFearToTry]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

To find the gold nuggets you will have to commit some time to mining for the quality finds. They come and go some monthly and some bi-monthly as recent changes throughout the establishments have made this the way of keeping doors open. The days of someone sticking around is mostly gone, the younger fun ones do exist, establish a friendly connection and get thier number, most will give it to you, all you have to do is ask. then you can kinda follow her where she goes if you want to.

If they are not appealing then don't be bashful about turning around walking out. So take a day or an afternoon and tell yourself you will not stay but just go look and see what the options are in an area in which works for you. When you go back to see your chosen destination more than likely she will remember you.

[NoFearToTry]

Has anyone seen Coco or Cali that were here floating around the area? So many places it's hard to know who is where.

Saw them right before CoVid.

Feel free to PM or reply.

About a week ago coco was on the canyon road slope in the middle of the massage triangle I have it on worthy intel.

[Joepdx]

So learn to say no. Tell them you were just checking prices and will come back later. Make a list of several places in the same area to try out. If you don't like what you see, move on to the next.

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

[WarpFactor69]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

I would suggest randomly visiting shops that you notice when you are driving around. Be prepared to walk if you're not interested. You can tell them that you're on your way to work or whatever reasonable excuse you need to not hurt their feelings.

Even if shop x has an attractive girl today, she may be gone tomorrow because they're always rotating.

I see that you are apparently new, take the time to browse the previous 10 pages in this section. The general etiquette here is, contribute multiple times before you start making inquiries.

[Qualish]

What shops did you visit that had grannies?

I get you're curious to hear specifics from that poster, but given the average age for a grandmother is 50 in the USA, I'd say 95% of providers in shops are there, or within five years of classifying. It's a legitimate issue in PDX.

Youth brings a premium, true, but that's just market economics at work.

[OneOne9]

Everywhere I go, I get serviced by scratchy grannies. I'm tired of laying there and regretting my life choices. Are there any places in Portland metro area that have younger ladies? I do see posts where people are claiming that there are young, good looking girls, but whenever I show up, I'm greeted by a grannie and I just can't say no (yes I know that it is my fault). Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

What shops did you visit that had grannies?