Massage Parlor Reports

[TomDoe]

Good to know Karly.

Been thinking the same exact thing.

[GeneralObvious]

Wish I had seen your post before. I texted BHC and didn't like the options presented, so I ended up at Orange. Parking is bad in that area, which I didn't expect. Wasn't sure if I could park in the lot behind the buildings. Anyways, I ended up with Amelia (skinny late 20's, short red dress, no tits and spoke little or no english. She put me in the room and then left. I could see her talking to another monger in the front on the monitor in the room. I asked for an hour and she said busy and countered with 30 minutes for $50. The little head wanted to stay and won unfortunately. She gave me about 5 minute massage on my back. Nothing to write home about. And then had me turn over. She asked for $ for L1 and I asked how much for everything, but she ignored that and kept asking for $. We eventually settled on 80 and she took care of business. I was out in less than 15 minutes. Not my worst experience ever, but very close to it.

The next time you have some time in the city, reach out to me. Give me some advance notice, and I'll give you some far better places to have fun. Going with a rushed job from a high mileage gal is time wasting. Too many guys have a vested interest in those 3 or 4 spas. Maybe they want to be information kings? Shills? Whatever.

Reach out next time. Tell me your budget and I'll direct you to better spots.

[JasonWi]

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

I'm new to posting on the board but not new to the hobby.

1) Yes! You'll be more comfortable too returning to a place you know.

2) On this board, I often read people writing "Everything covered" in a disappointing tone, but when I read this about a provider, I'm more likely to visit as that's how I roll.

3) If you want to stick with handjob, try Princess on Belmont. They sometimes have attractive girls and menu is limited. Want more? Ozone is my favorite. Or check out Mount Prospect Forum too.

4) Do the handmotion for handjob and at some places that might not recognize you, you may have to take their hand and move it to the proper place to help them not fear you're a cop. And remove the towel yourself.

[MeNU469]

It all depends on the provider. A full 90% of AMP reports deal with the 3 spas on Archer, and CLM. These are all high mileage gals. All of us in the know, avoid them like the plague.

Wish I had seen your post before. I texted BHC and didn't like the options presented, so I ended up at Orange. Parking is bad in that area, which I didn't expect. Wasn't sure if I could park in the lot behind the buildings. Anyways, I ended up with Amelia (skinny late 20's, short red dress, no tits and spoke little or no english. She put me in the room and then left. I could see her talking to another monger in the front on the monitor in the room. I asked for an hour and she said busy and countered with 30 minutes for $50. The little head wanted to stay and won unfortunately. She gave me about 5 minute massage on my back. Nothing to write home about. And then had me turn over. She asked for $ for L1 and I asked how much for everything, but she ignored that and kept asking for $. We eventually settled on 80 and she took care of business. I was out in less than 15 minutes. Not my worst experience ever, but very close to it.

[GeneralObvious]

I'll be near midway tomorrow morning and it looks like there are many choices. BHC, Orange, HKPD. It's difficult to make a decision. Which one offer the most right now? In terms of the girls, negotiations, pricing, etc.

It all depends on the provider. A full 90% of AMP reports deal with the 3 spas on Archer, and CLM. These are all high mileage gals. All of us in the know, avoid them like the plague.

[Fit312]

I'll be near midway tomorrow morning and it looks like there are many choices. BHC, Orange, HKPD. It's difficult to make a decision. Which one offer the most right now? In terms of the girls, negotiations, pricing, etc.

I would just go to BHC since you have Orange as a backup a block away. I stopped by Orange and met Candy who was good looking, a little taller, maybe early 30's. Didn't partake since I had just banged saucy RL veteran CiCi at Archer. Lucky Health had a new granny and Sasa is still at 819 for the next 10 days or so.

[Satriani]

Made a visit to Comfort Massage in Homewood, and saw Tina there after a long absence.

Been to Comfort a few times and it was ok. Does Tina's return mean a break from the ordinary average service there?

[SpaGuy21]

Have any of you tried Massage C. L. C? I don't trust RMs.

See my post from 11/23, #28319.

[Want Blow Jobs]

Have any of you tried Massage C. L. C? I don't trust RMs.

Tried it for the first time a few days ago.

The place has ample street parking, is nice and clean, has a table shower and sauna.

The woman I was with said her name is Joy. She's really tall for an Asian woman, thin, large breasts, and a face on the ugly side.

For the table shower, we go into that room, and she decides she has to go someplace. For about 5 minutes. When she comes back.

She starts to get things ready and she rinses the table off. Then she rinses it off some more, and some more. And, still some more.

She must have spent 5 minutes rinsing that table off. The actual table shower was OK, but very light on the teasing.

Then into the sauna for a few minutes.

Back to the room, and she decides she has to go someplace again. For about 5 minutes. When she returned, I had the usual low quality massage.

On the flip she asks if I want full service, and I said only a blowjob. She disrobes, except for her thong.

Now we're getting somewhere. Not so fast. I tried to grab those fun bags, but she deftly moved away. So licking, no sucking, no squeezing of her tits.

She starts sucking my dick, and she is doing OK, but not great. After about 2 minutes, she stops and tries.

Telling me that I already came. Er ah, no I didn't, get back to work. She then wants to give me a handy. No, that's not what I paid for.

So she does finish sucking me off, but now she has an attitude and it's not even as good as before.

The place seems like it has potential. Someday, I may try it again. But not with Joy.

[OF Charlie]

April at BHC (left yesterday) said Kiki is her good friend yet did not say where she is currently- anyone know where Kiki is since leaving bhc a few weeks ago? SF.

She is in Phoenix, Arizona now. She lives in NYC, not a local girl here. Comes to Chicago every few months.

If you like a girl, just ask for her wechat. It's not hard.

[MeNU469]

I'll be near midway tomorrow morning and it looks like there are many choices. BHC, Orange, HKPD. It's difficult to make a decision. Which one offer the most right now? In terms of the girls, negotiations, pricing, etc.

[Enderwiggen]

Have any of you tried Massage C. L. C? I don't trust RMs.

[SpaDude777]

When was the last time, is Anna still there? I'll be going soon for a good back walk and stretching. Some fun at the end would be a plus.

Have been there lots of times over the years. Top quality Thai massage with some really nice cute girls. Only twice did I get some action from the same girl (she is long gone). Once L1 and once L2. Both were average at best and way over priced. It was just sorta cool to get some action at a legit place. If you are looking for really good massage, this is probably the best place I have found in Chicago. Who knows you may get Lucky. Good luck!

[Casper27]

You'll get a better massage at Lang Spa and you might get some action, depending on who you get. Anna was pretty fun last time I was there.

When was the last time, is Anna still there? I'll be going soon for a good back walk and stretching. Some fun at the end would be a plus.

[Eddinger]

Wait are you talking about Lala? She is definitely not hot or gorgeous. She more like the "fat" girl next door.

Prob her. She has some tattoos. She's not hot. But she's not gross. Chubby body but nice legs and nice face and she's fun.