Massage Parlor Reports

[ThickAndCream9]

Any guy in his right mind that would have a dream like that would clam up and keep it for himself!

First of all any chick whisper in my ear not to cum, no fucking way in hell is the little head going to listen to what was sounding in my ear. Second if some of it is true, he happens to be one lucky guy like I was and believe me it don't happen to often. Third and final, visiting 628 or 428 don't quote me on it just south of Pine island road and Del Prado, I walk in and this chick comes up to me looking exactly like Little Mama who I guess a lot of us use to see out in Le High and moved to St James city. She said she was helping out the owner, at this point who cares. Hand in hand and takes me back and showers together and goes to a room that has a Queen size bed in it, something I have never seen in AMP. In ending no other girl came in but from a to z was delivered and well over the hour that I paid 70 at the door and gave her 100. Shit some to think of it, the service was so good I wish I gave her 200. But like I say this shit don't happen to often, and when it does your kind of spoiled and looking for the same in other places. Ciao for now and hopes every one have a very Happy New Year. Thick.

[Lefty26]

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[BarneySanders]

Some of the reports here recently seem a bit over the top considering this forum is open to the public. I wish it at least required a login or membership. Escort reports are one thing but to do this for a public facing business with a static address may end up being terminal for them along with some of those who visit. It seems this could be done a bit more discreetly given LE does monitor these forums and look for low hanging fruit. At least RM requires a membership, not sure if LE has the time or funds for that.

Recently in my area local PD staked out 2 AMPs where these type reports were made and neighboring businesses complained forwarding the reports on the net to PD. Over a month they recorded nearly 300 visitors, confronted some of them, a few squealed then they raided and busted the AMPs, the owner, one girl and at least one patron. Significant charges, some like trafficking and aiding and abiding trafficking have been made and court dates are pending which keep getting pushed so it makes the news about once per month. The other AMPs in the area are on notice and it's hard to obtain anything anymore other than a simple rub.

Not trying to be a party pooper just calling it how I see it after over 25 years of being involved. Looking forward to my winter time in the area. Seems like lots of options and lets keep it that way. I plan to avoid the highly reported places as I think they are ripe for picking.

Totally agree. I nowadays LEO uses HT as means to pass indictments to patrons of what is really the oldest profession on earth. Even if the charge does not hold water in court, once indicted you are looking to thousands of dollars in legal fees to defend yourself.

Fellas, if you are skeptic, do your research and, as always, stay safe.

[SR7D1]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

Not going this week but what is Emily's baby damage like? I prefer a flat tummy if I am spending good coin.

[Thor1313]

Some of the reports here recently seem a bit over the top considering this forum is open to the public. I wish it at least required a login or membership. Escort reports are one thing but to do this for a public facing business with a static address may end up being terminal for them along with some of those who visit. It seems this could be done a bit more discreetly given LE does monitor these forums and look for low hanging fruit. At least RM requires a membership, not sure if LE has the time or funds for that.

Recently in my area local PD staked out 2 AMPs where these type reports were made and neighboring businesses complained forwarding the reports on the net to PD. Over a month they recorded nearly 300 visitors, confronted some of them, a few squealed then they raided and busted the AMPs, the owner, one girl and at least one patron. Significant charges, some like trafficking and aiding and abiding trafficking have been made and court dates are pending which keep getting pushed so it makes the news about once per month. The other AMPs in the area are on notice and it's hard to obtain anything anymore other than a simple rub.

Not trying to be a party pooper just calling it how I see it after over 25 years of being involved. Looking forward to my winter time in the area. Seems like lots of options and lets keep it that way. I plan to avoid the highly reported places as I think they are ripe for picking.

Check out the Massage thread in Orlando which is the best massage place in the universe. No problems there with very detailed posts.

[RodStewart]

So I went to the place on Tamiami in PC with the giant plastic sign hanging from the side of the building that says MASSAGE. Weekday about 7 pm. Park in the empty lot next door, walk around to the front and there is a homeless lady sitting in the parking lot 20' from the front door. I go into stealth ninja mode and slither my way into the spa unnoticed. It's a large facility, many rooms, but I am greeted almost immediately by a 45 yo Asian cow. Not much sexy going on there, but she is friendly and eager, and I'm not looking for FS this visit, so I assume her oral skills are probably good and I opt for 30 minutes (. 5) though I usually go for the hour. We banter playfully on the long walk to the back room even though neither of us know what the fuck the other is saying. Donation, she points to the table and says something in Mandarin and leaves. I strip, go prone. While I'm waiting for her return, there is a security monitor in the room, and there is an beautiful young spinster in the front lobby now doing ballet exercises. Are you F'ing kidding me? Whatever, stick with the plan, YOLO. She returns, I ask her name, she says "Angela", she asks my name, I say something ridiculous like "Mortimer" or something, she says its a nice name. Dry massage for 10 minutes, not too good. She asks if I want oil, yes please. Not much better, just slippery. Then the tickle-tease for about 90 seconds, then flip. I'm limp as old pasta. She offers handy or oral, I say oral and offer the standard. 8, she quickly accepts (oops). When I'm flaccid, I'm small, she tries to cover the little thing, I suggest some stimulation, she pops her top down, average but healthy naturals, I attack like a hungry baby and we're stiff in no time. Cover goes on, then she starts licking my legs. OK, new to me, but I want her to get into it. Then she goes to work, and there's a lot of teeth. I'm average size, I think she has a small mouth, it does not get better. After a few minutes, I suggest through pantomime (she speaks very rittle Engrish) that we ditch the cover and go handy, titty in mouth. Handy was not bad, we finish the task. During cleanup, she grabs the alcohol bottle and sprays down my whole midsection. A little burn from the teeth damage. I point to my legs, spray spray wipe. While dressing, I ask her a dozen times what "yes" is in Mandarin, she doesn't understand my question fully, but teaches me "How are you" "Thank you" and for some reason "I love you". On the way out, the pretty little girl (young 20's) is still in the lobby dancing (GOD DAMMIT) and I tell her in newly learned Mandarin "I love you" she giggles, off I go into the night. So if you go to the place with in PC with the big white plastic sign with red letters, "MASSAGE", make sure you get the right girl. I'll go back after the holiday, hope she is still there.

[Thunter]

Some of the reports here recently seem a bit over the top considering this forum is open to the public. I wish it at least required a login or membership. Escort reports are one thing but to do this for a public facing business with a static address may end up being terminal for them along with some of those who visit. It seems this could be done a bit more discreetly given LE does monitor these forums and look for low hanging fruit. At least RM requires a membership, not sure if LE has the time or funds for that.

Recently in my area local PD staked out 2 AMPs where these type reports were made and neighboring businesses complained forwarding the reports on the net to PD. Over a month they recorded nearly 300 visitors, confronted some of them, a few squealed then they raided and busted the AMPs, the owner, one girl and at least one patron. Significant charges, some like trafficking and aiding and abiding trafficking have been made and court dates are pending which keep getting pushed so it makes the news about once per month. The other AMPs in the area are on notice and it's hard to obtain anything anymore other than a simple rub.

Not trying to be a party pooper just calling it how I see it after over 25 years of being involved. Looking forward to my winter time in the area. Seems like lots of options and lets keep it that way. I plan to avoid the highly reported places as I think they are ripe for picking.

[PorkSword]

Was visiting town for the week. (Bonita) I did some research on this forum. (Thanks for the info everyone) Was planning on Aroma but with the recent hype I was concerned the line may be too long to get in. I happened to be staying just off Bonita Beach so Q & Q was close by with fair reviews. Walk-in at 9 pm greeted by, didn't catch her name. Really hard to tell age but would guess late 40's small frame, plain face. Small chest. Nice enough. I asked for medium pressure. She still seemed very light pressure. Massage started with a little brushing and her trying to figure out what I was after. As soon as my hands started wandering she was all about the flip and getting the job done. Performance was nothing nothing extraordinary by any means but got the job done. This was my 3rd time ever to an AMP the other 2 times was 2 months ago in Orlando and included a Table-shower with body slide, BBBJ, tuma. Then off to the table for a repeat of things that happened during the Table-shower.

Q&Qhas always been just blaaaaah!! Won't go anymore as there are way to many better choices out there.

[LivingMyBst55]

Was visiting town for the week. (Bonita) I did some research on this forum. (Thanks for the info everyone) Was planning on Aroma but with the recent hype I was concerned the line may be too long to get in. I happened to be staying just off Bonita Beach so Q & Q was close by with fair reviews. Walk-in at 9 pm greeted by, didn't catch her name. Really hard to tell age but would guess late 40's small frame, plain face. Small chest. Nice enough. I asked for medium pressure. She still seemed very light pressure. Massage started with a little brushing and her trying to figure out what I was after. As soon as my hands started wandering she was all about the flip and getting the job done. Performance was nothing nothing extraordinary by any means but got the job done. This was my 3rd time ever to an AMP the other 2 times was 2 months ago in Orlando and included a Table-shower with body slide, BBBJ, tuma. Then off to the table for a repeat of things that happened during the Table-shower.

[SR7D1]

Should be $$.2 flat. Never paid more and got everything both times. Going again today or tomorrow. Best looking overall by far, no real massage, first time was gorgeous but a little rushed and struggled with deep strokes. Second time was 9/10 body 7.5/10 face but one of the best experiences of anywhere so far, very intense and enthusiastic. Don't pay $$$.2 though. Don't want the price to go up.

Ok, so if I read that right, 220 all in and that includes the house. PM is fine if you don't want to take bandwidth from the thread.

[Sr Dick]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

You probably are the guy that says you could never get a lady from an AMP go home with someone. Personally I charm the ladies and don't treat them like they are there to serve me. I can't tell you my secrets but I have had multiple hrs for 1 hr house plus $. 50 at many place around Naples.

[PorkSword]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

These guys get off on their own stories.

I don't care who you are and who they are, it's all about the $$$ for them. They send their money home to pay off their debt and help their families.

Stop writing Disney stories, most aren't that stupid to believe them.

Wish others would just keep it real on here, that's the general idea of the site.

[Buddy7]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

You guys must have an unlimited amount of money or this the only you spend money on.

[Sr Dick]

I looked it up. I think this is the place they are referring to.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ples-fl-161287#review-1714041.

Yes that is it.

From want I'm seeing, I take it Emily and Monica are very particular to who they go crazy with.

Let's not flood the place in a week with 30 guys. They might not like all the attention grabbing out of no where since they are usually not a busy place.

Best of luck gents.

[Sr Dick]

I went last week and got Yumi. Not sure if she is the JV, but late 30's nice body, not a spinner and good massage. No tease until flip, asked me what I wanted, said FS and we settled on $180. DATY was very nice and she popped. Standing mish, then more DATY and then mish again. Asked her to get on top and she finished the job. Good visit and I would repeat, not the best but clearly not the worst.

Yumi must be the new girl Emily was telling me about. She didn't say nothing about taking time off, but are plans are for the 2nd.