Massage Parlor Reports

[RodStewart]

So I went to the place on Tamiami in PC with the giant plastic sign hanging from the side of the building that says MASSAGE. Weekday about 7 pm. Park in the empty lot next door, walk around to the front and there is a homeless lady sitting in the parking lot 20' from the front door. I go into stealth ninja mode and slither my way into the spa unnoticed. It's a large facility, many rooms, but I am greeted almost immediately by a 45 yo Asian cow. Not much sexy going on there, but she is friendly and eager, and I'm not looking for FS this visit, so I assume her oral skills are probably good and I opt for 30 minutes (. 5) though I usually go for the hour. We banter playfully on the long walk to the back room even though neither of us know what the fuck the other is saying. Donation, she points to the table and says something in Mandarin and leaves. I strip, go prone. While I'm waiting for her return, there is a security monitor in the room, and there is an beautiful young spinster in the front lobby now doing ballet exercises. Are you F'ing kidding me? Whatever, stick with the plan, YOLO. She returns, I ask her name, she says "Angela", she asks my name, I say something ridiculous like "Mortimer" or something, she says its a nice name. Dry massage for 10 minutes, not too good. She asks if I want oil, yes please. Not much better, just slippery. Then the tickle-tease for about 90 seconds, then flip. I'm limp as old pasta. She offers handy or oral, I say oral and offer the standard. 8, she quickly accepts (oops). When I'm flaccid, I'm small, she tries to cover the little thing, I suggest some stimulation, she pops her top down, average but healthy naturals, I attack like a hungry baby and we're stiff in no time. Cover goes on, then she starts licking my legs. OK, new to me, but I want her to get into it. Then she goes to work, and there's a lot of teeth. I'm average size, I think she has a small mouth, it does not get better. After a few minutes, I suggest through pantomime (she speaks very rittle Engrish) that we ditch the cover and go handy, titty in mouth. Handy was not bad, we finish the task. During cleanup, she grabs the alcohol bottle and sprays down my whole midsection. A little burn from the teeth damage. I point to my legs, spray spray wipe. While dressing, I ask her a dozen times what "yes" is in Mandarin, she doesn't understand my question fully, but teaches me "How are you" "Thank you" and for some reason "I love you". On the way out, the pretty little girl (young 20's) is still in the lobby dancing (GOD DAMMIT) and I tell her in newly learned Mandarin "I love you" she giggles, off I go into the night. So if you go to the place with in PC with the big white plastic sign with red letters, "MASSAGE", make sure you get the right girl. I'll go back after the holiday, hope she is still there.

[Thunter]

Some of the reports here recently seem a bit over the top considering this forum is open to the public. I wish it at least required a login or membership. Escort reports are one thing but to do this for a public facing business with a static address may end up being terminal for them along with some of those who visit. It seems this could be done a bit more discreetly given LE does monitor these forums and look for low hanging fruit. At least RM requires a membership, not sure if LE has the time or funds for that.

Recently in my area local PD staked out 2 AMPs where these type reports were made and neighboring businesses complained forwarding the reports on the net to PD. Over a month they recorded nearly 300 visitors, confronted some of them, a few squealed then they raided and busted the AMPs, the owner, one girl and at least one patron. Significant charges, some like trafficking and aiding and abiding trafficking have been made and court dates are pending which keep getting pushed so it makes the news about once per month. The other AMPs in the area are on notice and it's hard to obtain anything anymore other than a simple rub.

Not trying to be a party pooper just calling it how I see it after over 25 years of being involved. Looking forward to my winter time in the area. Seems like lots of options and lets keep it that way. I plan to avoid the highly reported places as I think they are ripe for picking.

[PorkSword]

Was visiting town for the week. (Bonita) I did some research on this forum. (Thanks for the info everyone) Was planning on Aroma but with the recent hype I was concerned the line may be too long to get in. I happened to be staying just off Bonita Beach so Q & Q was close by with fair reviews. Walk-in at 9 pm greeted by, didn't catch her name. Really hard to tell age but would guess late 40's small frame, plain face. Small chest. Nice enough. I asked for medium pressure. She still seemed very light pressure. Massage started with a little brushing and her trying to figure out what I was after. As soon as my hands started wandering she was all about the flip and getting the job done. Performance was nothing nothing extraordinary by any means but got the job done. This was my 3rd time ever to an AMP the other 2 times was 2 months ago in Orlando and included a Table-shower with body slide, BBBJ, tuma. Then off to the table for a repeat of things that happened during the Table-shower.

Q&Qhas always been just blaaaaah!! Won't go anymore as there are way to many better choices out there.

[LivingMyBst55]

Was visiting town for the week. (Bonita) I did some research on this forum. (Thanks for the info everyone) Was planning on Aroma but with the recent hype I was concerned the line may be too long to get in. I happened to be staying just off Bonita Beach so Q & Q was close by with fair reviews. Walk-in at 9 pm greeted by, didn't catch her name. Really hard to tell age but would guess late 40's small frame, plain face. Small chest. Nice enough. I asked for medium pressure. She still seemed very light pressure. Massage started with a little brushing and her trying to figure out what I was after. As soon as my hands started wandering she was all about the flip and getting the job done. Performance was nothing nothing extraordinary by any means but got the job done. This was my 3rd time ever to an AMP the other 2 times was 2 months ago in Orlando and included a Table-shower with body slide, BBBJ, tuma. Then off to the table for a repeat of things that happened during the Table-shower.

[SR7D1]

Should be $$.2 flat. Never paid more and got everything both times. Going again today or tomorrow. Best looking overall by far, no real massage, first time was gorgeous but a little rushed and struggled with deep strokes. Second time was 9/10 body 7.5/10 face but one of the best experiences of anywhere so far, very intense and enthusiastic. Don't pay $$$.2 though. Don't want the price to go up.

Ok, so if I read that right, 220 all in and that includes the house. PM is fine if you don't want to take bandwidth from the thread.

[Sr Dick]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

You probably are the guy that says you could never get a lady from an AMP go home with someone. Personally I charm the ladies and don't treat them like they are there to serve me. I can't tell you my secrets but I have had multiple hrs for 1 hr house plus $. 50 at many place around Naples.

[PorkSword]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

These guys get off on their own stories.

I don't care who you are and who they are, it's all about the $$$ for them. They send their money home to pay off their debt and help their families.

Stop writing Disney stories, most aren't that stupid to believe them.

Wish others would just keep it real on here, that's the general idea of the site.

[Buddy7]

This really seems like someone is having a fantasy. I have been there several times over past month and try as I might never experienced anything close to this. Beautiful girls are very nice but I have only been with Emily, I just look at Monica envisioning what she looks like nude. Emily takes care of my needs and that is why I keep coming back. But I've never gotten Emily to carry on like this. As I said fantasy. No girl will give you 3 hours without you paying for it.

You guys must have an unlimited amount of money or this the only you spend money on.

[Sr Dick]

I looked it up. I think this is the place they are referring to.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ples-fl-161287#review-1714041.

Yes that is it.

From want I'm seeing, I take it Emily and Monica are very particular to who they go crazy with.

Let's not flood the place in a week with 30 guys. They might not like all the attention grabbing out of no where since they are usually not a busy place.

Best of luck gents.

[Sr Dick]

I went last week and got Yumi. Not sure if she is the JV, but late 30's nice body, not a spinner and good massage. No tease until flip, asked me what I wanted, said FS and we settled on $180. DATY was very nice and she popped. Standing mish, then more DATY and then mish again. Asked her to get on top and she finished the job. Good visit and I would repeat, not the best but clearly not the worst.

Yumi must be the new girl Emily was telling me about. She didn't say nothing about taking time off, but are plans are for the 2nd.

[Sr Dick]

Wait. So Monica is hotter than Emily? Younger? Body / face?

Monica is younger and hotter. Props to you if you get her naked to see the rest.

[SwFlreLax]

So I plan on going to Ramsey for the first time this week. I did a search in this forum to find out location and price. Here is what I found:

Call the ad for directions.

Different girls have different numbers.

House fee is 100 and tip is 220.

I don't want to tip too much so please advise if you are familiar. Thanks!

Should be $$.2 flat. Never paid more and got everything both times. Going again today or tomorrow. Best looking overall by far, no real massage, first time was gorgeous but a little rushed and struggled with deep strokes. Second time was 9/10 body 7.5/10 face but one of the best experiences of anywhere so far, very intense and enthusiastic. Don't pay $$$.2 though. Don't want the price to go up.

[Nienhull]

Sorry this is a long version and I thought about not sharing this, but after reading 2 other reviews, I couldn't help myself. I feel some of you guys must be too pushy or telling these women that you want what someone else got and turning them off because you demand the same.

It is probably safe to say this will not happen to you on your visit (especially if you ask for it), but if it does well done.

So the weekend before Christmas, I was bored and decided to hit up Aroma (East Naples) since Oasis is no more (place had the best massages). So I got there and some guy was just leaving so I wait a couple minutes then go in. Emily met me at the door and introduced herself and I introduced myself. Asked her if she had time for an hour and she lead me to the room. She is early 40's, slim build, nice natural beast, little bit baby damage but not bad for the age. Stripped down, got on the table, and she brought my change. She started with a decent rub and some back walking as we chatted a little. She asked if it was my first time there and I told her yes that my regular massage lady (the one that is out of country) told me to go here. She asked her name and I told her she likes me not to tell who she is. We talked some more as she worked my knots out and brushed on the boys as I slipped in talk about home services. Now to the good stuff. Made the flip and she started rubbing my legs and then massaging the boys while asking what I did with my regular girl. I told her what we do and ask if she wanted to do the same. She said yes to most but with cover. We negotiated a little and end up at $. 80 for her time. She goes out to get protection and comes back and slide out of her dress. I started teasing her body sucking on her breast and kissing her neck and face (no lips her request). After a little body play told her I wanted to devour her kitty and make her orgasm. Laid her on the table and went to town. 2 minutes in she had her legs wrapped so tight around my head as she was cumming all over face that I had to tap out because I couldn't breathe. She loosened up her grip and this is where it gets interesting. She gets up and lays me down and asks if I want other girl to join us for some fun. I told her if she want to share the money it is up to her. Tells me her name is Monica and does nuru and next time I need to see her. She decided not to bring her in and put the wrap on and started cock worship on my member and asked me to eat her out again while she worked me. This time she came again and creamed her juices on my face, must have never happened because she apologized and wiped it off and laughed as a licked my lips. Now she got on top cowgirl in a squatting position not touching me at all as she rode me till she came again Is collapsing on top of me and grinding me deep in her till I filled the bag.

Sound like a normal visit so far, but now thing take a unexpected turn for the great, not good, but great.

We are 70 minutes into our 60 minutes and she laid there with me still inside her. Once she collected herself she got up and asked if I wanted to shower with her, Ummmm. Of course. We go to the end of the hall where there is a little room with microwave, hot plate, little frig, washer, dryer, and a small shower. She gets the water hot and we get in. She soaps me up and rubs me all over from head to toe. After I soap her up and slide my hands up and down her body. As soaping her back side up I hit a couple pressure points on her shoulders and rubbed them a little as she rubbed her body against mine. We rinse off and she cleans the little shower before we dry off and go back to the room (25 min over now). Once in the room both naked she asked if I would massage her a little and I told her to get on the table while I showed her my skills. Started with feet then legs and up to her back to her shoulders and neck. Once I started on her back she said to sit on the table on her legs to make it easier. So I get on behind her with my member laying between her butt cheeks.

As I'm on me knees working her shoulders and my member up against her island entry she gently moves her hips around and works my little head part way in her back door. All of a sudden Monica knocks on the door, asks what going on and Emily tells her to come in. OMG Monica is hot, she is wearing a small plaid skirt, little white button up shirt, and knee high socks. She comes in and asks if she can be next. Emily laughed and I laughed then Emily said when she was done. Monica looks at my member says something to Emily (not in English) then get the oils and says looks like you need a little more of this. She pours some on Emily's ass and in her hand. She then reaches down and rubs my member with oil and slow pushes the head of my member into Emily's ass and says don't move. Monica left to answer the front door and told them they were busy (sorry if it was one of you) and come back tomorrow. While I'm sitting there on top of Emily massaging for back and spreading her ass cheaks she slowly wiggles my member all the way in the ass and say just just there no fucking. I said ok and she slowly moved around under me for like 5 minutes working her ass muscles clenching my member. Monica came back in the room, laughed and asks if it was her turn. Emily said something (not in English) and then said in 5 minutes. She slowly pulled my member out of her butt and wiped everything down. She tells me to lay down and she with help with my raging hard on. (At this point we are 2 hour into the 1 hour massage). Now she has gone to full GFE. She hops on top of me and starts DFK while grind on my member. After a couple minutes of making out has said she wants to cum again (4th or 5th time), I said ok asked her what she wanted and she said don't cum in me as she pulled herself up enough for my member to slide inside her. Wow. So tight and warm. She push all the way down and did some kegel work and came so hard she could barely sit back up. She slid my member back out and grinded on him till I blew my load. Monica walks back in laughing and smiling saying it my turn and goes turn the shower on for us. We get in the shower then Monica stripped (OMG she looks even better naked) and said she wants to wash with us. We spend about 5 minutes in the shower and playing with each other before the 3 of us go back to Emily's room. Monica lays on the table giggling as star to massage her with the help of Emily. Another 10 minutes in Emily tells me to sit on the table straddling Monica. As I'm working on Monica's shoulders and upper back Emily gets on the table behind me and starts kissing my neck, shoulders, and turning my head for some dfk. She then grabs the oil and pours more on Monica's back and ass. Then she starts rubbing my chest and member while hugging me from behind. She gets me hard again (3rd time) and starts pushing my member between Monica's ass and rubbing both of us together and my little head against her lower lips. After about 5 minutes of Emily finger Monica and rubbing my member Monica said she was going to cum and Emily swapped her fingers with part of my member and I almost blew a third load as Emily whispered in my ear not to. We sat for a minute then they had me lay back down as Monica sat and grinded on my member (not inside her) while Emily DFK me then sat on my face. After a little I blew for a 3rd time and they both sat on me giggling and rubbing each other. After a short regrouping ourselves we went back to the little shower and washed up a 3rd time (now we are over 3 hours into a 1 hour massage). We swapped numbers and both ladies texted me to confirm their personal numbers.

They told me a new girl was coming in on the 23rd and wanted me to come back so all 4 of us could play. Emily said $. 50 for new girl and massage for her and Monica. Unfortunately I was out of town over Christmas, but they texted me about coming Monday after New Years before they open to play with them since I'm off.

Sorry again for the long version, but if you are getting poor service at an AMP someone else reviewed, it might not be the girl. It might just be you.

Treat them with a little respect and don't be demanding. Good luck out there gents.

Wait. So Monica is hotter than Emily? Younger? Body / face?

[SR7D1]

So I plan on going to Ramsey for the first time this week. I did a search in this forum to find out location and price. Here is what I found:

Call the ad for directions.

Different girls have different numbers.

House fee is 100 and tip is 220.

I don't want to tip too much so please advise if you are familiar. Thanks!

[Member #4063]

My pool guy got the opposite experience. After Emily and Monica introduced themselves after his first visit, he decided to return only to find the jv team playing on her own this week. She told him that the other girls were on vacation for a few more days. He thought she was lying but he was already committed. Not terrible but nothing like what Sr Dick describes. He may try again his luck with Emily or Monica.

I went last week and got Yumi. Not sure if she is the JV, but late 30's nice body, not a spinner and good massage. No tease until flip, asked me what I wanted, said FS and we settled on $180. DATY was very nice and she popped. Standing mish, then more DATY and then mish again. Asked her to get on top and she finished the job. Good visit and I would repeat, not the best but clearly not the worst.