Massage Parlor Reports

[Morongo]

Just curious, who offers Nuru service with a FS finish?

[Nestal]

Rose is a fit Caucasian that has a cute face and body, ample butt and some lovely naturals. What makes her better is she aims to please. Has a bit of a Russian accent and lets your hands explore wherever you want (YMMV). Not sure if extras are on the menu, as I don't opt for them anyway.

Anyone know which place on 17th this is? I don't really feel like calling every place on 17th but I might. Going to visit a spot on 17th tonight regardless.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Zelda is a different experience altogether. She's in her 60's, not really attractive. She wears see thru lingerie for the service. I wish she didn't because I really don't want to see her body. Not that it's bad, but when someone that age and not sexy tries to be sexy it's just a bit odd. But holy shit, she gave me the orgasm of my life and I think she drained every last drop of cum out of me. It's the only time in my life I've ever screamed while climaxing. I literally had to lay on her table for about 10 minutes to get enough strength to get up and get dressed. It was a full on prostate orgasm, which if you haven't experienced one before, you need to at least once in your life. For me, once was enough, or I might go back again sometime for that full body orgasm experience.

Sometimes your imagination is better than reality. It was kinda hard to get hard. It would be better with a darker room and no lingerie. In fact, the banter is more like a seeing a psychologist / nurse, so nurses scrubs would be better.

[Grimmy23]

Exactly this. After going once I feel like my prostate is way healthier. Attempted to return once since but the night before decided I'd rather see a normal hot provider since they cost the same. Will end up back with Zelda at some point soon.

Her info is in the bottom of the OC threads listing. Or her site is walnutsaver dot org.

Zelda is a different experience altogether. She's in her 60's, not really attractive. She wears see thru lingerie for the service. I wish she didn't because I really don't want to see her body. Not that it's bad, but when someone that age and not sexy tries to be sexy it's just a bit odd. But holy shit, she gave me the orgasm of my life and I think she drained every last drop of cum out of me. It's the only time in my life I've ever screamed while climaxing. I literally had to lay on her table for about 10 minutes to get enough strength to get up and get dressed. It was a full on prostate orgasm, which if you haven't experienced one before, you need to at least once in your life. For me, once was enough, or I might go back again sometime for that full body orgasm experience.

[Bastard Chorum]

Is Shai also known as Tia Tequila on IG? It does say Shai and she does go to Haven.

https://instagram.com/thereal_tiateq...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Yeah, that's her.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Judging by the writing skills of mongers in general (read the LA threads) I'd say overall you gentlemen are for the most part an educated and articulate cohort.

Can't imagine how dangerous it must be for these parlors to operate. Did you see the shootout between a scumbag robber / kidnapper and that mms in New Mexico? Sadly she lost the shootout. It's good she was packing but it's hard when somebody has the drop on you.

There is a video you can find online of the shopping center at Westminster and Brookhurst. In broad daylight, an Asian woman got some money from ATM and was walking along the store fronts. A scumbag dude walked up behind her and sucker punched her, knocking her to the ground, and grabbed her purse and ran to the get away car. Only thing is that she would not let got of that purse, and got dragged by the SUV and killed in full view of her sister not far away. PD happened to be close by, and after a long chase, those guys are now enjoying a pleasant stay at our expense. This all transpired right in from of Top 10 Massage. Which is still in business and has a number of fine providers. You can see the MP in the video, right next to the karaoke shop. So that's the kind of neighborhood it is. Quite a few of the shops we discuss have deranged homeless guys, shady bosses, and probably some dudes who's career path is quite different than your own. Years ago, those VT coffee shops were famous for hosting VT gangs. Indeed, Westminster is the highest crime area of OC outside of Santa Ana. There used to be car jackings and home invasion robberies.

So going to a MP is not like your normal trip to the country club. Now imagine what it must be like to be a middle aged woman and not even speak the language, and have to work with whoever comes through the door, relying on their generosity to make a living.

[MikeSanchez]

At Haven Spa.

Ok face to me which clearly has been under the knife multiple times, 5'5", heavily scarred man made D's, soft and plump ass, shaven pussy. Tatted up and her skin tone is between fair and tanned, leaning more to fair. Has C-section scar. In good shape, her body feels more like skinny fat than physically fit due to exercise. She's so self-conscious of her scars that I felt bad for her. Very unique hairstyle that has African influences but I'm at a loss for descriptions of.

Great conversationalist and has a slight accent. But pretty talkative to the point that she seemed to want to avoid periods of long silence. Comes across as a bit ghetto too. I usually want silence when I'm enjoying a good massage. Unfortunately, Shai does not really provide one. She's more of a rub here and there and it'll work out somehow kind of masseuse. She's one of the few I've experience that will actually do a full nuru slide along your body. Very good teasing on the flip. Settled on $300 for CFS. CBJ was nice, decent technique and variation, good suction, head bobbing, and eye contact. I liked how her ass jiggles in K9 and she's decently flexible in mish for the finish.

Overall, I would categorize her as a bit better than average among the girls I've seen at Haven. But I won't repeat as she's too plastic for me and the scars really put a damper on my libido throughout the session.

$65 to the house and $300 tip.

Is Shai also known as Tia Tequila on IG? It does say Shai and she does go to Haven.

https://instagram.com/thereal_tiateq...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[PhineasPhreak]

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

Judging by the writing skills of mongers in general (read the LA threads) I'd say overall you gentlemen are for the most part an educated and articulate cohort.

Can't imagine how dangerous it must be for these parlors to operate. Did you see the shootout between a scumbag robber / kidnapper and that mms in New Mexico? Sadly she lost the shootout. It's good she was packing but it's hard when somebody has the drop on you.

[EuphoriaSeeker]

fun you mentioned that name jennifer. Back in the day that was a tanning spot if i recal. She went by lisa, kim, nancy and others too. Little bit on the thick side with big tits right? She opened another tanning salon in hb totally tan that got her ass busted. I had to look up the location you guys are talking about and yep, that's the location. She lives up the street on euclid where i used to see her until i lost my burner phone. It was kind of weird having a massage mat on the floor laying next to the tanning modul but good times for sure. Yea i'd like to see her aging but don't have the balls to knock on her door.

took one for the team since I was feeling an itch and this place was close. Worse mistake. Lady asked 160 for fs. She was old, fat, and not attractive. Took a hj instead, but after 5 seconds she was already complaining that it was taking too long. Kept yelling, grunting, and stopped, continuously asking for me to stop.

Stay away from this place.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Tipisil]

Took one for the team since I was feeling an itch and this place was close. Worse mistake. Lady asked 160 for FS. She was old, fat, and not attractive. Took a HJ instead, but after 5 seconds she was already complaining that it was taking too long. Kept yelling, grunting, and stopped, continuously asking for me to stop.

Stay away from this place.

[FrankReynolds]

It seems to be a rite of passage to try Zelda the walnut lady. Some guys report religious-like experience. To boil it down, its essentially an expensive HJ in a slightly clinical setting. With toy applied up your toot-shute, by a woman who is very nice but way over her prime. It seems to clear the pipes as never before. Its probably smething each guy should try once to have the experience. I could see some coming in once a year for a tune up. Or for some, once may be enough. At least you will have earned your walnut-saver merit badge to show you are a man who takes his monagering seriously.

Exactly this. After going once I feel like my prostate is way healthier. Attempted to return once since but the night before decided I'd rather see a normal hot provider since they cost the same. Will end up back with Zelda at some point soon.

Her info is in the bottom of the OC threads listing. Or her site is walnutsaver dot org.

[Slammer6008]

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

Yes these ass holes do it all the time they even go through there Purses.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I am curious about this. Any more info you can share?

It seems to be a rite of passage to try Zelda the walnut lady. Some guys report religious-like experience. To boil it down, its essentially an expensive HJ in a slightly clinical setting. With toy applied up your toot-shute, by a woman who is very nice but way over her prime. It seems to clear the pipes as never before. Its probably smething each guy should try once to have the experience. I could see some coming in once a year for a tune up. Or for some, once may be enough. At least you will have earned your walnut-saver merit badge to show you are a man who takes his monagering seriously.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

You don't know who owns these AMPs. Some might be owned by Asian gangs.

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Your still hitting that ass from behind?

Yeah trying to get into her out box.